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westlius:
God fearing, beautiful, ready for surprises, talented, with a handwork(skills), and probably not from Edo or Anambra State. mostly Anambra State Big No

What's the issue with Edo & Anambra women?Teach me these things.

boiz2men:
smart ladies turn me on..... if she has a sweet voice to match... i lose balance.. if she has a good sense of humour... i become weak.... and if shes pretty..... i haf die b dat

Seems you'll always need someone to perform CPR on you at hand always.LOL.

arnold123:
Ezekiel 13:9

9 My hand will be against the prophets who see false visions and utter lying divinations. They will not belong to the council of my people or be listed in the records of Israel, nor will they enter the land of Israel. Then you will know that I am the Sovereign LORD.

2 Timothy 4:3-4

3 For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. 4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.

Acts 20:28-30

28 Keep watch over yourselves and all the flock of which the Holy Spirit has made you overseers. Be shepherds of the church of God, which he bought with his own blood. 29 I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.
30 Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them.


Matthew 7:15-20

15 “Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.
16 By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles?
17 Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19 Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20 Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.

Titus 1:6-16

6 An elder must be blameless, faithful to his wife, a man whose children believe and are not open to the charge of being wild and disobedient.
7 Since an overseer manages God’s household, he must be blameless—not overbearing, not quick-tempered, not given to drunkenness, not violent, not pursuing dishonest gain. 8 Rather, he must be hospitable, one who loves what is good, who is self-controlled, upright, holy and disciplined. 9 He must hold firmly to the trustworthy message as it has been taught, so that he can encourage others by sound doctrine and refute those who oppose it. 10 For there are many rebellious people, full of meaningless talk and deception, especially those of the circumcision group. 11 They must be silenced, because they are disrupting whole households by teaching things they ought not to teach—and that for the sake of dishonest gain. 12 One of Crete’s own prophets has said it: “Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons.” 13 This saying is true. Therefore rebuke them sharply, so that they will be sound in the faith 14 and will pay no attention to Jewish myths or to the merely human commands of those who reject the truth. 15 To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted. 16 They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good.
DO YOU NEED MORE VERSES, I HOPE YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE BIBLE?

LOL, I never claimed to be the only one that knows the Bible.Everyone has the right to voice their opinion.I am not understanding how these verses are relevant to the topic at hand.

Mekanus:
You just wasted a whole lot of space saying trash. Mtcheeew!

It might be trash to you but you don't represent everybody.I've gotten to a stage in life where e-fights are no longer my cup of tea, so take care!

arnold123:
the wrath of God's vengeance, he needs to beg the creator for forgiveness, confess his wicked deeds and turn a new leaf

I beg to differ.Anybody born with a some kind of disability or acquires it later doesn't always mean that they sinned according to Jesus.

BedLam:
Would you like to be like the man in the picture ?

Read the comment above yours that I just submitted together with the attached scriptures

hopefulLandlord:
This pastor shouldn't suffer like this if Jesus words were true as reported in the Bible because Jesus said you would get anything you ask in his name; Jesus also repeated this many times over and over to show that he means it

below are such verses

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Jesus also reiterated it again

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

and again

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

and again

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

and again

(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted, there are obviously only a few options available.

looking at the above verses and trying to square it with this pastor's predicament, one comes to 5 possible conclusions

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) this pastor prayed for alleviation of his suffering but had no faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Satan, Jesus, Holy Spirit doesn't exist

take your pick

In the book of Luke 9:23, Jesus said that whoever wants to be his disciple, must deny himself, take up his cross daily and follow Him.Now the cross does not represent a fancy place.It is symbolic of pain & suffering.Christianity is not an escape route from troubles of life.We as Christians are required to take our cross daily & still follow Jesus.The greatest of all apostles,Paul, said that he had a thorn in His flesh.Three times he asked God to take it away & the answer was the same " My grace is sufficient".Jesus said that just like Him, His followers would be despised.He himself was tempted by the devil.Job a faithful servant went through trials to the point where his wife advised him to curse God , but God restored him.My point is that there are times God may choose to restore e.g. Health, family etc, but there are times He'll be like, "My grace is sufficient".That doesn't make one any less a Christian.He remains God in all circumstances whether He heals or doesn't.Whether He answers prayer with a big yes or a capital "No",He is still God and we can't question His sovereignty!

BedLam:
Where's their God ?

He's alive and active

engrrichie92:
Finally, someone of the opposite sex that reasons like me!

Yes in regards to that matter, we belong to the same school of thought.

engrrichie92:
they say girls/ladies/women really loved to be licked

sincerely yours, it disgusts me really and i feel it's unhealthy

am i being abnormal?

Guys, anyone share thesame opinion

Ladies,what do you think of a guy like me?

PS: Mouth Action aint my thing either, except if you really want to do it, i never ask for it
and it has never made me cum

I am not married but even if I do get married, I have made up my mind to never take part in such.Not only do I find it absolutely disgusting but , I also think about other health consequences.I mean, if I can't drink my own urine or menstrual flow,why would I let someone do it on me & then kiss me with that same mouth?I wouldn't want someone to do it on me & I wouldn't do it on anyone either.Think of people with herpes who could easily transfer their virus to one's genitals or still , stuff like ecoli transferred through bowel movement.Think of the anatomy of a woman & how it would be so easy to transfer such stuff.It's a big NO for me.

Tioluwa:
What are some of the issues you discussed when you were in courtship or now you are in courtship or when you think you will be in courtship?

If you
Are a Christian, get a book called "Before you do" by Bishop T.D.Jakes.You'll learn so much that needs to be discussed before marriage e.g. Health,Finances,Goals,Number of kids,How do you handle disagreements,Do you have a will & would you like us to talk about it,How much role will in-laws play on our marriage,Do you have a criminal history?etc.

nnamdibig:
Not funny sometimes

Sorry oh, I understand physical intimacy is a basic need for men. .Not married myself but I keep praying for twins when that time comes.Well,I'd suggest you get each of the babies a pacifier & a rocking swing chair with some music.The pacifier will trick them to think they are being breast fed.The rocking swing chair will keep rocking them.You deserve to have some fun with your wife.

NwaAmaikpe:
Sell the baby.

Wicked comment

nnamdibig:
This is seriously serious. Am in same condition bro.....mine sef na twins.

LOL

Brooke60:
Talk to madam or

give little dude sleeping pills

I do hope the sleeping pills part is a joke though because the baby is obviously too young for that.

So the man can't receive healing if he doesn't expose himself in the church?SMH.

Danpersie31:
I seem to have this issue bothering me about baptism. After receiving Christ into your life its always expected that you undergo some training in order to keep you firm in the faith. But that's not the case here, I was baptized in 2012 at ECWA goodnews church in jos, and yesterday at our church team training at RCCG in Abuja, we were told that it was necessary that we all be baptized if we wanted to become a full member of the team.Despite the fact that I made it known that I was already baptized before, but due to the fact that it wasn't in RCCG I was told that I must be baptized again in RCCG, as it is the church's tradition. I have being disturbed ever since. Is that to say that the first baptism by the other church is being undermined?
Is baptism twice okay?

You see, I was raised in the Presbyterian church which allows infant baptism & also sprinkles water over the forehead.I however wasn't baptized as a baby.I was of age & went through the teachings of the church & all.I was capable of making decisions about my faith because I was 19 years old then.Soon after, I had to relocate & the church closest to me is an Assemlies of God Church, which I attend now.They started teaching me about being baptized through immersion, because it wasn't "done right" the first time.One day to the baptism, I asked the pastor for some time to think about it.Till today, I never went for baptism.Just wanna use my example to say that sometimes churches lay so much emphasis on works & forget to focus on Christ.Is the R.C.C.G water any better than the water used in your previous church for your baptism through immersion?In my case I asked myself, what of those who live in places that have no water and then come to faith?They don't have the luxury of being immersed.Does that make them any less Christian?As for me, believing in Christ & choosing to follow Him fully , is the most important.Water Cannot change the inner man.It's just an outward confession of your inner faith.

Militude:
Oboy the pimples no be here oh

I have been suffering from this skin disease from the past 5 years now I have tried all kinds of skin Care product but seems not to work.

I even tried using bleaching cream but oboy skin no gree turn yellow ohhh.

So please if you have any good skin Care product you can comment below.

I have sleepless nights because of this. It itches me so badly. Note I don't pluck it.

Please help me

See a doctor and you will be referred to a dermatologist.You've self-medicated for a long time.Nairaland is full of advisers who will give u all kinds of advise.Time to see the doc.

IamSINZ:
JEHOVAH

You just called His name in vain!

Proud of my President Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta!

id911:
I'm very confused. I don't know what to do but I need advice from nairalanders, serious one on how to navigate safely through this stormy waters.

I'm in my early thirties, unfortunately not working at the moment but still searching and believing I'll get one soon. I had an accommodation problem and someone who is like an aunt offered I stay in her house until I can sort myself out. I didn't have any other alternative still don't have at the moment so agreed and moved in due to my situation. She's a close family friend. Her mom was my late mom's best friend.

She's married with two kids and her husband is a state agent; he works with one of the Federal Security Agencies. Please I don't want to be specific. The husband is far way from us here in Lagos and comes home once in a while so it's always two of us especially when the kids have gone to school.

She wants me to sleep with her and has been disturbing a hell out of me. I've tried to let her know why this isn't possible since she's married but it's like I'm talking to a stone. She practically naked herself recently and held unto me but I used an extremely diplomatic tone and much pleading before she could let go of me. But she told me I must look for her soon; don't know what that means.

I never have a thought of sleeping with any married woman because I don't just think It's a right thing
to do. Me self wey no gukuma get time for single ladies na married woman come dey disturb person. Me don tire for this kind thing o

. Pls assist, i no dey come romance section often but i need more people to advice me pls

Better return to your home and figure out next accommodation while there at home.Otherwise, there's no telling what's coming your way should you insist on staying.

Bantino:
Yeah, we are doing pretty good, u?

Very well,thanks

Bantino:
Fellow forum gamers, let's hit it...

Harlos, Deiok, Odunharry, Jbluv55, Elantracey, etc

Obinoscopy, plz help me out here with the list of our forum gamers

I see y'all still going strong.Wow, am impressed!

bamidelee:
you're an hypocrite
seun continue to make yah money let this hypocrite dey corner dey weep cos of Islam

And what exactly makes me a hypocrite for speaking my mind?

disco82:
today is friday !!!, how many muslim post did u count on sunday ?

And how many Christian posts did you see on the front page on Sunday?

@Seun,Ishilove,lalasticala.Has Nairaland now turned to an Islamic website or is one of you a practicing Muslim.Not that I have anything against the Muslims.Just that the rate at which their posts make front page as well as the numbers of those posts,is interesting.Never have I seen that many Christian posts make front page on the same day.Look at all the Islamic posts on front page today.They ask you to adhere to their faith before commenting but anyone can come on a Christian post and say trash.Just an observation.