₦airaland Forum

bjims:
hi just seeing this ...I'm good. U stay in abj I guess?

No I don't stay in Abuja.No this was in response to your attempt to get to connect via email sometime back.But trust all is well with you.

JamieNaijaTeam:
Oyo state Governor, Ajimobi's daughter, mother, wife and businesswoman, Abisola Kola-Daisi, showed off her expensive customized Hermes Birkin bag via social media Friday evening.

Chedck out her ysl slumps

SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/04/governor-ajimobis-daughter-shows-off.html

I've never understood the reason why rich people like to show off.We already know you are blessed, so please enjoy your blessings quietly and stop making a mockery out of many people who are not worried about exotic bags, but where their next meal will come from.

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

Congrats!Nairaland is really making impact.The jobless have found jobs via NL.The singles have found life partners & the list is endless.

soberdrunk:
Let us assume each of them 'chop' an average of "25 times" at an average of "3 rounds each" that is 25 multipled by 3 multiplied by 11=825!!

She is "Nigerian used/registered/high mileage.........

Hahaha, wonders will never end.

ZirdoRoray:
Apology accepted but honestly you didn't need to do this. Even our Nigerian ladies won't do this. Next time don't take any bashing online serious because generally Africans are verbally aggressive. It seems you some good morals.

Thanks

unclezuma:
On behalf of Buhari, I accept your apologies in good faith and would hold it until his fan-club members arrive to receive it.

Ubarikiwe!

Lalasticlala abeg help catapult this to the front page.

Thanks

femi4:
Woman! Your sins are forgiven....Apology accepted..... Go and sin no more!

Thanks.

Hi all, Trust the year 2017 has been kind to you.So this is in regards to a thread I posted sometime back "Avoid Nigerian Men Like A Plague! It's been brought to my attention that some people found the thread to be offensive.Being a Kenyan myself, I used to go crazy defending my country almost on a daily basis, as a thread that's meant to tarnish the image of my country, would be posted on Nairaland.It's quite annoying to see all the lies, stereotypes and just bad news meant to make we Kenyans look bad making front page on NL. With that said, am referring to my old thread that I previously mentioned.I feel that I am no better than those who post bad news about Kenya because I did the same.I generalized all Nigerian men and put them in one basket of "bad eggs". One francdec4 referred to that thread today and concluded that I have " a deep rooted hatred" , for Nigerian men which is not true.I have judged people prematurely and today I had to also walk in those very shoes and now I understand.I make no excuse because feelings were hurt, but ask anyone who might have felt offended to kindly forgive me.Sometimes, when you've not walked in someone's shoes, you cannot understand the ups and downs of their journey.Meaning you can't understand why they do the things they do.But also, some are meant for entertainment which ends up not going so well. I think that I've met some very nice guys here on Nairaland and they are indeed wonderful people and have made friends.I have no control over your response whether you choose to forgive or communicate or comment,but I am not too proud to ask for forgiveness from anyone that might have been offended by that particular post or any other thing I might have said even on a different thread. Please forgive me! Thanks.

linearity:
He should do three things:

1. File a petition with USCIS to withdraw his affidavit of support.
2. File another petition with USCIS Alleging fraud.
3. File a motion to annul the marriage.

The lady's status in the US will turn to undocumented illegal.

If he truly want to pay her, don't file the annulment and and don't file for divorce. She will still become undocumented but now also unable to remarry legally again.

Thank you.She must be very wicked.

Impressive!

agrovick:
Lolllll, how much are you gonna pay?

Desi Valentine is an artiste, the song I mentioned talks about people's misconceptions about a girl he loves.

I mentioned it as a response to Homebo.iy's stereotyping of nairaland lasses

Thanks my learned friend.I see.You too are fire.Need to keep my distance.LOL

agrovick:
LOL! Castle had long been completed, it was moving in party that got derailed



Desi Valentine - Fate don't know you like I do

Which one be desi valentine? Teach me these things now.

Homeboiy:
Go buy 4minutes gum

e go hold am

modified

How do u intend dating a nairalander when all they learn here z evil

how to wicked guyz

They r trained not to date a male nairalander


Well shoot her n go to jail

LOL, comments are hilarious

agrovick:
Pray for me, Mama. Pray for me




Nooooooooooooooooo, this is the starter pack for friendzoning. I won't take it

Oh were you already building castles?On what level of storey were you working on?1st , 2nd or 3rd?Hope you had not gone further than that in your imaginary castle.

agrovick:
Do you have a brand in mind?



You know what to do



Bro! Don't make matters worse na, she is not that kind of girl.



Bros! Nawa for you o, I offend you before?

Tami Tami, the devil is trying to sift you like wheat my friend, but I have prayed for you. You are officially a prayer item.The meds have refused to work , so my prayer will work on you by fire by force.Haha. You know like I told you, I stepped on some toes.On a serious note, you are one of the many nice Naija guys.The sins of past posts cannot forever trail me like a shadow.LOL. It is well my friend.

agrovick:
Bro, shed more light. Seems you've had similar experience


Gaddem! What do you facking propose bro? Show her my dark Knight can rise to the challenge?

* Covers face* Runs out.

agrovick:
Don't be like this, can't you see I'm in a dark dark place

Am praying you out of the dark into the light.

Magician1503:
someone is probably driving her lorry already. no go jam o

SMH, that's all you can think of.

DonHummer:
Nne abeg forget that boy
How are you

That boy is my good friend but the nuts in his head do go loose at times.Am good thanks

agrovick:
Lol, are you coming to this bed or do we prolong this drama

PS - this is not a thread for bad mouthing nairaland babes o, some of them are sure lasses

My friend you know I've stepped on some toes here and you bring me back to the mount of crucifiction!

FvckShiT:
are you the fûcking female nairalander he's fûçking tälking bôut?

LOL am the loving Nairalander he is loving talking about.LOL

agrovick:
There is no stopping the train bro, if I slow down and somebody steps in. That's double wahala

SMH, Do you need the one they callTB Joshua to crush madimoni?You sound possessed.LOL

FvckShiT:
fúçking truth is she doesn't fûçking wanna leave the current çoçk she's fúçking alone cös she fúçking thinks yours might not be up to it,Sö you fúçkiñg gotta cönvince her that your fúçking cöçk is Kryptonite

Nawa ohh, am here to read comments

agrovick:
First of all, this is a lamentation/seek advice/help your guy thread. So biko if you know your fingers are itching to type something insensitive just read and go, we can't be battling recession, heartbreak and still be having time for bad belleism.

So there is this pretty lady I met here on nairaland, she is got an amazing smile and a warm personality. One thing led to another and suddenly we are constantly in touch off the forum, she showed me how to love, taught me to be a gentleman, in my mind I thought things were entering the relationship realm only for her to bring me crashing back to earth with the excuse of we are going too fast. I mean we weren't going too fast when we called each other close to 10 ten times, we weren't going too fast when we shared dreams of the future, we weren't going too fast when we were flirting like two teenagers who just discovered the pleasures their bodies yield.

I can't deal mhen, so down right now. I know she is going to read this, so guys I just need y'all to root for your home boy. Let your comments show there is nothing like going too fast.

Remember if you don't want thunder high on Osogbo weed to strike you, resist the temptation of saying something EPIC.

Np: John Mayer - Come back to bed.

cc Beey

Hahaha, Come see drama!My friend, did you forget your morning pills?Chai, help me beg this boy to see a doctor Biko.I've begged him to deal with his paranoia he won't listen.Phone buddies we are .This boy is a very good friend.But his delusions lately are nothing short of worrisome.Chai! Agrovick don't kill this Kenyan woman before time Biko.That song you quoted, ah which bed are you talking about? You are in Naija, am in States. Did you call me on my twin's phone coz I don't remember seeing even one call a day leave alone 10 calls from you?Nawa ohh. This is Afro cinema in the making.LOL.See am my momma's 1st born & I can't go yet without giving her a grand baby.Go tell the sender you did not locate me ohh.Hahaha

CastedDude:
According to a twitter user, Tèmítópé Adébiyi, who stays in Washington D.C, a Nigerian-American man filed for his fiancee from Nigeria. When the lady got to America, she reportedly went straight to Indianapolis, the largest city of the U.S. -to meet another guy....

After sharing the news online, internet users have reacted differently to this.... See the full gist below

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/nigerian-lady-reportedly-dumps-her-man.html

What kind of nonsense?I would report her to the Department of Homeland Security.Immigration officers would be on her doorstep.Mtcheeeeew!

Livie2016:
Hello,

Would really appreciate some words of advice please. I'm really sad. No judgmental posts posse.

I conceived my first child when I was dating my boyfriend, now husband and then we got married shortly after I fell pregnant. We had planned to get married even before I got pregnant but when I got pregnant, we then decided to bring the date forward. It was a very difficult period for me because my mum really made me feel bad. I repented to God from a heart of genuine sincerity and sought his forgiveness which I received by his grace. I fell short of the glory of God but God forgave me and had mercy on me.

Fast forward to a year plus after my wedding. My son is now 6 months and we would like to dedicate him in church. We have however been told that the church will not accept him for the regular dedication process where the parents dance out to the front of the church alongside close relatives and friends. What the church has said is that we can only do a private dedication service in a different room after the service. I'm devastated.


My son is innocent and pure. He was conceived from a sinful act but God has forgiven us. I've now been happily married to my husband and father of my child for more than a year. Is it therefore fair for the church to treat my son like he's an outcast and not worthy of being celebrated openly and publicly?


I feel so humiliated and wanted to cancel the dedication and do it in a church where h will be openly celebrated and received as a wonderful gift from God which my darling son is. My husband has accepted it but I'm struggling to do so. The church is supposed to be about love. What is the biblical basis for saying that my son cannot be pubclily dedicated?


Would really like some views here. Should I cancel the dedication and do it somewhere else or go ahead with the private/ secret dedication?

Many thanks for reading.

The Pharisees brought a woman to Jesus for judgement, because they said she was adulterous.While drawing on the ground, Jesus said to them; "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone".He continued to draw & when He looked up, one by one they had walked away.My dear, Whom the son of God has set free , is free indeed.Don't let religious people hold you captive to the guilt of your past anymore.We have so many "Pharisees" in the church today.Refuse to be tied down by rules and religion.If God has called you forgiven, who has right to condemn you?The church is supposed to be a hospital for the spiritually sick, because the healthy people don't need a doctor.Forget all the self-righteous religious extremists.Meanwhile, you and your husband need to sit down and analyze whether that Church is for you or against you?Is it nourishing your faith?After, make a decision whether to stay or walk away.

This is the same woman that was exchanging insults with Kemi Olunloyo , because Kemi claimed that this woman was her father's mistress at some point.So, I am
Not surprised!

justjify:
Ehen,.. I was about to ask if she was blind at any point.
God is great walai.

Yes she was.She regained her eye-sight.Will still need oxygen but is due back in India for the doctors to see what they can do about her lungs.

ChangeIsCostant:
A new transformation has begun in the life of Gladys Kamande, the Kenyan woman who caught the attention of many both locally and abroad when her medical story was shared online after being approached by a little boy. The young boy who was begging her busted into tears after seeing her with an oxygen tank which she relies on for survival.

The woman who travelled to India with her daughter for Trachea surgery and many other interventions at BLK SUPER SPECIALITY HOSPITAL just landed in her country few hours ago without any oxygen support..….

According to reports, there is some slight improvement in the fact that Gladys can survive by breathing freely without the machines for some hours. She however would require consistency in pumping in the oxygen until such a time her lungs will be stronger enough.

We wish her the best and hopes she makes a full recovery.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/see-new-photos-of-woman-who-carries.html

See previous thread >>> https://www.nairaland.com/3627251/woman-carries-oxygen-tank-survival#53682146

You forgot to mention that she was blind but after the doctors fixed the issue, now she can see.This God is too good ohh.We thank God for the doctors knowledge too.

TippyTop:
I shouldn't have generalized, my bad, accept my apology.

Thanks dear!

TippyTop:
She will win, knowing how stupid Kenyans are.

Please be mindful of the things you say about others.I am Kenyan and we are not dumb.

HarunaWest:
my reply was for the initial post, itz obvious it been re edited... ahbeg free me

LOL, smh.