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Family › Re: You Can Now Buy Breast Milk Online by bellong: 9:18pm On Jun 08, 2015
Ewuro4:
6 months?? shocked shocked I lift my yansh for una grin
Yeah.... My wife did same as advised in the hospital.

The boy is better off for it. Stronger immunity I guess
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 1:10pm On Jun 08, 2015
bb64:
pls all in d house, especially @ bossladymo pls kindly assist me wt answer to this question. what is my chances to immigrate to Australia? I am a lady of 28yrs, a graduate from tai solarin university of education wt Bsc\edu in sociology,. I can work anywhere wt my degree but presently I am working as a teacher in a private secondary school since 3yrs now,.Am I qualify to apply? please with my present work, is Australia seeking for teachers? I intend changing my career to nursing if I am opportuned. but please, house bail me out wt full explanation on this. thank u.
Teachers are always needed. Check the body responsible for assessing teachers for their requirements.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 12:22pm On Jun 08, 2015
Timbuktou:
I assure you, I'm well occupied. No shance for dimunz. Abeg give another map.
grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 12:05pm On Jun 08, 2015
Timbuktou:
Coming at me ke? Wetin I do dem? shocked shocked
No vacuum in space... Dem go need temporary or permanent accommodation... Remember the gadarene.. cheesy
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 11:59am On Jun 08, 2015
Timbuktou:
Please, sprinkle responsibly o. Don't let that thing burn my skin off grin

I hear the Good News is for sinners first, aye? They should just remember to not remain in sin.
You should rather be scared of the demons coming at you than the water...
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 11:53am On Jun 08, 2015
Timbuktou:
She's backsliding sad angry The world is indeed coming to an end. grin grin. BeeKay, clean up your diction. Leave the swearing to us degenerates. angry
Sprinkles holy water on her while rebuking the 'demons'.... cheesy


The saints were once sinners... Never too late to turn back.


Saw a funny inscription on a church... "Sinners are welcome here.."
Family › Re: You Can Now Buy Breast Milk Online by bellong: 11:50am On Jun 08, 2015
Cutehector:
grin u see, I luv tangerine sized cup...
Not bad if the button is not too small for you to press...

The size is hand-fulfilling though.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 11:48am On Jun 08, 2015
bukatyne:
grin

She will marry this guy and tomorrow start expecting miracles when the poor guy has shown his true colors for the beginning.
Of course, she will. The sex is good.

Not easy to find a better beast on bed.
Family › Re: You Can Now Buy Breast Milk Online by bellong: 11:44am On Jun 08, 2015
Cutehector:
The more reason why babies need a big boobed mum
Breastmilk is not a function of the boob's size.

There are big cups women who don't secret enough milk while a tangerine size can overflow.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 11:38am On Jun 08, 2015
bukatyne:
I am very glad to be heartless in this case. If I see a child playing with fire, I will give him or her a soild laidi.... I will not rub the child's head.

WTF do you mean by 'she is loosing her man to another woman'huh

A lady meets a guy 6 months ago and is saying lose her man? Who dash her man?
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Sister Bukky is now dishing the "F" word.... grin grin cheesy
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 6:52am On Jun 08, 2015
[quote author=Omonjoe post=34541521][/quote]You should get the info on the website of Engineer Australia.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 6:33am On Jun 08, 2015
Beremx:
does it sound so? A man who can't even defend her when she needs him most?
It is very clear she's about loosing the guy.

Telling her harsh words like she's a disgrace to her family? I mean that's totally uncalled for. If she's your sister,you wouldn't talk to her in that manner.

Abeg I have dropped my advice already. She should just move on and a better man will come her way.

*unfollows thread*
Well you have a point with the a disgrace to the family part.

The guy am sure behaved same way in the presence of the other girl. It is an age long tactic used to prey ladies..
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 6:24am On Jun 08, 2015
Beremx:
Madam,you are very heartless! This is no way to talk to someone who is broken hearted. Is this the kind of advice you give to a fellow woman who is about loosing her man to another woman?

Chai! Very wicked comment!

Abeg no reply me o!

Gosh this is sickening!
Although you didn't direct the response at me. However, I need to comment on the bolded.

Is it not possible that it is the other woman that is about losing "their" man to the OP?

From the posts the OP made, the guy is incurable of the other lady. Subsequent posts of the OP show her low self esteem and extreme disregard for her value, quality and person.

To reset a person like the Op, a thorough system restore is needed which I guess Bukatyne contributed to. I am surprised she could be bold enough to say such things...

Madam, this OP does not just need harsh words, she need several slaps to reset her to nature's/manufacturer's configuration in her thinking.

Between, the guy belongs to none of them and belongs to both of them... grin cheesy
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 11:07pm On Jun 07, 2015
[quote author=albert576 post=34535698][/quote]She should go to the student services department or department responsible for tuition fees to explain her situation and ask for installments payment till the financial issues are resolved.

She need to appeal to the emotions of whoever is in charge to get the installment payment approved.

Your wife is one strong lady ooo, managing kids with school and preparing for medical exam at the same time. Multi-tasking at its peak.

I pray that she get solution in this matter.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by bellong: 11:01pm On Jun 07, 2015
pickabeau1:
FedEx has four guys now to beat
Nole will get it...amen
Stanimal's single backhand was touche, reminds me of FedEx in his time.

FedEx love Wimbledon, he can stun all the big wigs... But Nole is still the favourite.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by bellong: 5:42pm On Jun 07, 2015
pickabeau1:
Stanimal
Damn....that guy deserves it

We wait another year for nole's career slam
What a game.... From 3-0 down.... He is indeed Stanimal.. cheesy

The career slam may not come... Though, I still see Nole leading for 2-3 more years. FedEx can pull one of his stunts to win the Wimbledon... wink
Family › Re: What Is The Legal Implications Of Adopting One's Wife's Surname. by bellong: 4:56pm On Jun 07, 2015
What legal implication?

Nothing apart from swearing affidavit of change of name for the attention of necessary authorities .
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by bellong: 4:31pm On Jun 07, 2015
Are you watching the battle of wit and strength?

Djoker and Stanima....
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 10:35am On Jun 07, 2015
erictack2003:
@bellong. I beliv this thread is for sharing informations and not competition of Visas. That's the problem with you Nigerians, always wanting to spoil good opportunities by all means Bcus of unnecessary in-fighting. That your quote was indeed childish and reckless!
Sorry if my statement annoyed you. Pele.

After paying tuition fee, will he be sleeping inside classroom? Will he be drinking water.


I apologize for trying to comment on your question. It wouldn't repeat itself again.
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 10:09am On Jun 07, 2015
macbernard:
Thanks Bellong.

But what about the fact that IJMB has no transcript...just grades {A,B,C,D & E}... ?
The grade is the transcript.

Does it not include subjects you sat for?
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong:
martijez:
Leaving him is not the problem, buh wah if the next is worse than him,for how long will I keep "leaving",for how long will I keep running instead of facing my fears, he made me promise to never leave him.....
Young lady, I guess your case is more pathetic than I thought with the bolded and last statement.

If this is your mindset, to what end did you open the thread?
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 10:00am On Jun 07, 2015
bossladymo1:
Accountants in the building!

Abeg, which of the assessing bodies for accountants is the best and fastest? Bjayzeez
Bjayzeez is a geologist.

macbernard:
Well done to everybody in the house & congrats to the new visa grantees....
Dear experienced house members, Please help address this issue that is currently tugging at my mind. I have a B.Sc in biochemistry from a federal university. It's a 4 year course but i completed it in 3 years cos i was admitted via direct entry with my IJMB A Levels result. Now, i want to assess with VETASSESS, what are my chances for a positive assessment.
Include your IJMB result in the package and explain why it took you three years. However, the core biochemistry courses start from part. The IJMB result will cover the basic sciences for year one.
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong: 9:30am On Jun 07, 2015
martijez:
the thing is that he will deny,he will say he didn't sleep in her house bla bla bla,and am scared of bringing it up again cos that's wah we talked about thru out last week,and he knows I hate to see him cry so he uses his tears against me
He cries when you need to resolve issue? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

He is emotionally blackmailing you. Another reason to dump him.

Do you have a brother?
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 9:27am On Jun 07, 2015
erictack2003:
Hello, howmuch were you charged by IOM for your trip to Melbourne and what pathway are you using to enter Australia? Is it Study or PR?

Thanks in anticipation to your response.
You have not started the process, you are asking about flight ticket.

Putting the cart before the horse...
Family › Re: Please Help Me Out by bellong:
Young lady, you are on a ride share.

It is either you are happy being the main/side chick or you dump him ASAP.

The choice is yours. With all the naked indices, I wonder why it is difficult for you to know that you are sharing that thing between his legs with another chick who could be the main chick.

When we tell you to zip up, you call us old fashion/school. Now, you are soul-tied to him and cannot think straight.


The summary of my epistle is that you don't have a boyfriend but a servicing agent.

NB: Is he the rich guy that cheats?

Disclaimer: if you believe the most men cheat mantra, you will sell yourself cheap to any cheat. Disciplined men don't cheat.. The indisciplined men cheat.
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 7:36am On Jun 07, 2015
JJCE:
thanks for reply bro, dats too much for me, which type of visa will i need to get to australia, am 22 yrs old, i get my ond certificate in local govt studie, and i re-sit for waec last year means dat i can also say i finish secondary skul last year, what is another method i can use to get to australia , where by i will be schooling and working,.....
I don't know of any other means you are qualified to get there aside student visa.
Travel › Re: General Australian student Visa Enquiries Part 2 by bellong: 4:50am On Jun 07, 2015
JJCE:
am new here and i just finish my secondary school, and i will like to school in australia, anyone i can send that i can text through his or her mail, dat will explained and guide me through the method of application..
First step is can you afford to pay tuition fee of between $30k-$45k per year?
Family › Re: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by bellong: 3:09pm On Jun 06, 2015
Yezzir:
Thanks a lot, I appreciate your message. I think I know these things but sometimes just need someone to say it to me.
So many people have "said" it to you on this thread... cheesy cheesy

I think you should write them on a big paper, paste it in your room and be reminding yourself of it every morning.

You don't live by the expectations and opinions of others. It is the fastest way to die before one's final death.
Family › Re: I Want To Settle Down Pls Advice by bellong:
domwas2:
The problem is the nature of my work I only comes home weekends due to d distance & d salaries is not fare of which I myself not happy abt it but am managing it until I secure a better job.
She is in her final year, I always send her money but some times she compare me to her sister's boyfriend that am not doing much for her of which I hate to hear but I try my best to make her happy bcs am scared of losing her due to my love for her.
Do you need any alfa or herbalist to tell you that the girl is not one to marry? What kind of love are you talking about? The love that doesn't use brain given or that doesn't know what is called logic? You are on a long thing.

Here I am, I have not saved for marriage, my building is at lintel, & I need a new job...etc now she want me to see her parents for intro, & a new job that will make me come home daily else she will leave me...am just comfused to be precises am 34 & she is just 25
She is mounting pressure on you while giving you condition and you are here lamenting? Bro, you need to grow up. You are not man enough and I think you should be concerned about developing decision making skills than thinking of marriage. You should be far away from that girl as the earth is far from the sun.

Pls help fellows, am d 1st child of 6, they all come for help & advice of which they get from me but I don't have any for me, all are married now except me & u guys knw what that means.
This has nothing to do with anything.


Everyone around me seems to be doing fine but I thought am cursed bcs I dnt seems to understand my life anymore, I have cried all night but just thought of posting this for advice & help...thanks
A man with no slippers was complaining and wanted to commit suicide but he saw a man without legs rejoicing for the gift of life. Your case that you think is bad, is what some people are praying to attain. At least you have an uncompleted building to your name which is a capital asset. Some don't even have a room to sleep.
Be grateful bro, it is not totally bad for you.
Family › Re: Must Marriage Be About Love? by bellong: 9:44pm On Jun 05, 2015
It is no compulsion to marry who you love but it is of great importance to love who you marry.

Love is not an emotional feelings or butterfly cring when you see the person. It is a decision to be just, fair, caring faithful to your marital vow to whoever you marry.

Love can sustain a marriage by my definition of it.

However, the emotional love is only a mirage that can hold any union for long. It will fade one day and the lovebirds would become sworn enemies.
Family › Re: Why Does It Take Most Married Women Forever To Pick Their Calls? by bellong: 9:31pm On Jun 05, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sometimes when I call my mum, it will take her 48hrs to return the call to tell me she saw a missed call. I usually get to her through my nieces.

For younger women, the handbag is the major cause and most put it on vibration.
Family › Re: Help A Nairalander Achieve His Educational Dreams by bellong: 8:28am On Jun 05, 2015
To all that helped the OP achieve his academic goal, may the Lord always bless your vision and mission to fulfillment.

He is now a graduate of the University that delayed him for late payment.

Congratulations to him and God bless you all.

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