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Caracta:
Air isn't as interesting as road...especially when it's with friends, lots of them. School trips and all.

Leave ke? I've not had that in two and a half years

There are friendship trip in the air too..... , especially when its in a pack attending nocturnal meetings.

I asked because you are yet to sleep and will need to wake up early. You need good rest lady.

Caracta:
How did I forget my first trip to Niger State from Akure when I was 14? The vehicle broke down in the middle of nowhere.

Road trips do not interest me anymore.

Its high time you joined the APC in Zulu land. It is cheap and safe in the air except that you will have to occasionally contend with the birds, your flying partner.. .

Young lady, are you on leave?

cococandy:

Godmother:
This just got me ROFL.

Man must hustle....

In a related news

missakomaye:
Una Thank you well well ooo. I was actually expecting abuses from pple saying I am wicked because to withdraw isn't a big deal.
Una nova hear the story finish sef, I just found out some hours ago that the person na 30 years so na court marriage she bin dey think say we go do then he will add money to my own acct and we apply together.
INDEED SOME PEOPLE ASK TOUCH OF FRIENDS. I AM SO GETTING MY APARTMENT WITHOUT HER HELP ABEG. SHOCK STILL DEY CATCH ME HERE OO....I have told her NO
Thanks guys for having my back.

mrnilobrawn:
Plz is the bolded compulsory for both assesment and PR visa application

It is not compulsory.

bukatyne:
I thought This was the salami

How are you and family?

If it was the Salami, you would have pulled through the 13 days

Family is doing great. Thanks. Yours?

So she owns her mum to control what her mum should do with her life?

She better get herself together and accept the fact that her parents want another kid. It is none of her business in as much as they are not lacking in their parental responsibilities to her.

Children of these days with their too much entitlement mentality.

@Bukatyne,

This temptation on your DP, I hope it wasn't part of your diet plan?

cococandy:
@bold jeez. How frustrating and heartbreaking that must have been for him .

Words cannot express it. Trust students, every luxurious bus that plied the route that period tasted the wrath of anguished students.

EfemenaXY:
Jesus! This is painful to read.

So sorry for your loss Bellong. May his and the other's souls rest in peace...

Amen... Very very painful. To think that if the driver and passengers helped them, they could have survived it. He did try to call for help with his phone but nobody understood why he was calling as the call keep dropping.

@Chillisauce,

Are you sure it is exercise you do on that lonely road or attending meetings with Robin Hood....

I was traveling home on a Friday during my undergraduate studies to get away from the pressures of classes and the academic environment. I saw Segun (Rogers) on my way and as usual teased him with my numerous jokes.

I never knew that was the last time we will ever talk. Came back on Sunday and saw his obituary pasted in halls of residence. I couldn't recover from the shock for many months after.

He was the chairman of University Joint Christian Mission (UJCM) and was attending a program along with about three other persons in nearby town. A careless luxurious bus who took a "one-way" crushed their bus and didn't wait to help them. He and all others died a slow and painful death.


May your soul rest in peace..... It was on September 30.

Op,

What language are you studying in?

udokas:
thanks Bellong, please one more question. Is it anyone of Bank statement/Payslip/tax document or all of them? Thanks

Yes, anyone of it showing salary paid and if you have all, you can provide it.

tenderlyme:
hi op keep up d good job. pls eat other type if fish can we use in place SALAMI?i dnt knw where 2get it in local market&i dnt hv moni 4shoprite (2)can cabbage be used wen other veggies are nt available (3)can liver be used in place of steak/lean meat.Lastly if u are able 2complete 13days how long b4 u do it again b4 dat time wat little changes can we make in our everyday diet tnx a lot

Salami is not a fish but meat made in a special way. You can use sausage meat in its place.

Yes, cabbage can be substituted for the other veggies. However, variety is the spice of life.

Liver can be used but make sure it is not in excess.

You should wait for three months to try it again. While waiting, keep eating healthy and do away with junks.

Goodluck

schmilez:
He has a temper generally and ones he is angry and feel he is justified will even insult his father's mate.and he never ever accepts his shortcomings ever

He needs to be broken....

God willing, you will be in our prayers.

Madam, this is beyond the two of you sitting down to discuss as that have failed. He needs too many reset buttons, anger management and a thorough bashing from an external source.

Sincerely, I don't know how to advise you in dealing with such a man because he is the one in need of urgent and serious advice (provided what you have painted is true). However, what I can tell you now is to handle him with tact, wisdom and patience. Never ever let any of your arguments, disagreements and brawls degenerate to physical abuse. Always keep your distance. He needs someone to talk sense to him.

Does he act this way in his office or it is only with you? Meanwhile, you should call him to ask after him and nothing more.

udokas:
Please who has gone through skilled independent visa 189 route. What is the particular document required as proof for work experience claim?

Bank statement/Payslip/tax document

Letter from employer detailing your work schedule, salary and working hours.

If you have the appointment letter, it is good to add it.

suigeneris2:
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@ belong, this is my 4th day and I can tell you, I'm seeing serious improvement. D fat around my face is gradually disappearing and my tummy is becoming flat. Though not quite easy but will go on a 13 days stretch to burn some calorie. Thank u very much

It is a pleasure lady. I am happy it is useful for and to you.

bossladyMo:
Get tax back? Is that when I file the tax return? Bros, abeg yarn me sumtin! How do I get back? Why do I get it back? Eagerly waiting lol

I do not understand how it is done in Australia but in the USA, the government expects that each household must be earning a certain base salary to be fully taxed. Coming short of the base annual salary, you get refunded for the difference at the end of the year and the refunding process doesn't exceed two weeks from when you file your tax return. If you file online, you get it within 5 days.

I want to believe the Australian system is the same. However, the higher you earn, the higher the tax. And you can legally evade tax by donating to charity and charity organisations, your donations will be credited to your tax. It is one of the reasons why there are so many philanthropists in the USA. Not all of them are doing it for humanity but to get tax relieve from government.

germainediva:
Why am I having this urge to be with another man after many years of marriage.......the feeling scares shit out of me.

Abeg I nid encouragement.......am tired of ds marriage......been married for 14yrs.......no good sex,no money,full of emotinal abusive...........

Answer in Bold words

AustineE1:
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What exactly do you know about Marilyn Ogar?

[quote author=aishatz post=33480781]Nice thread OP! pls can i use decaffeinated coffee?[/quote

Yes you can..

are they complaining?

What business do you have with their private lives they never discussed with you about?

How sure are you they have not gone to a better and stronger native doctor than the one you know?

From your write-up, the couples are living their lives happily and are not complaining. I see no reason why you should use Aspirin for another person's pain.

In summary, it is none of your business and minding one's business is a great virtue. Your offer may even make them keep their distance from you knowing that whatever challenges arises in the compound, they know who is likely to find the shortest way out. You will be treated like a plague.

So bro, mind your business

When is your wedding?

How many coffetti and bridesmaid girls/ladies do you need?

What is the uniform budget?

We can always arrange them for you. Abi no be to wear cloth, smile, hold flower and take pictures?

Your problem is solved

Gboliwe:
Chai Chai Chai! Dia ris gooooddddduuuuuooooo

Well since OP knows what his inlaws did or are capable of, he should talk to his wife abi she is asexual ni? Together they should both find a solution. What terrible inlaws

They have talked to themselves, that is why the wife is not complaining. The OP is more particular about the money the wife is sending than the ED problem....

Na God dey bless the inlaw's hustle....

Gboliwe:
I see! Interesting! So the inlaws are encouraging him to cheat on their daughter or better put, starting their daughter of sex. Hmmm.

You know, in life you always have a back-up plan. The in-laws have given the man the position of a "libero" (you will understand this if you watch football) and a back-up vessel for their daughter. They are both not starving.. It is a mutual benefit with hope of a better tomorrow for "uncle JT"...

Gboliwe:
What's the relationship between your wife sending money to her people and you having weak errection?

Isn't she bothered you can't satisfy her sexually since the last 2years? How does she cope?

If the wife have more children, she wouldn't be able to send money home anymore as the resources would be channeled to taking care of the children. In order to prevent this, his in-laws "jazzed" his JT not to be useful to his wife anymore but can perform miracles outside except at home. This is to prevent actions that can lead to more children. The in-laws are protecting their hustle. (This is the deduction from his story that touches the heart).


Meanwhile, he doesn't wants to cheat on his wife but he knows that it is only with the wife he has an ED. Yeye dey smell...

EfemenaXY:
Lol! Opportunist!

He shouldn't lose in two folds....

Only watching out for a brother...