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keppyy:
Hehehehehe...

I'm talking sexually here and not relationship....

It's been 2years since I said no to pre-marital sex...

Before then, I do admire men...As in, when you walk by and you see a wonderful specie of God's creation, your thoughts go wild but now I don't notice them anymore...

It's not about me having sex, it's about just admiring them...


My last relationship was cool.

I hope you understand...

What is your religious inclination?

Dimples192:
You're welcome sweetie :-)
Think about your future but dnt worry instead daydream and send out positive energy into your future. Picture your house and job and man create your future through daydreams and visualise it. Use all your senses to enjoy your dreams. This is praying with thoughts god hears and delivers. Ask, believe and receive. Control the negative bs. Our thoughts become physical that's why you're ill hun. Swat those negative thoughts like they're flys. I'll stop now lol sorry for the long story.

You didn't add that she must be awake for the dreams to be fulfilled.....

keppyy:
Yup...
I'm not attracted to men anymore...

Maybe you have not met one that will "tingle" your heart. You shouldn't be attracted to men but a "Man"...

Meanwhile, what happened in your last relationship?

KanwuliaJara:
Exactly!

When the thread is SCREAMING about LADIES this . . . LADIES that?
It becomes SEXIST!

Even SATAN IS A CHILD OF GOD abi?

Exactly but the "prodigal and bad child".....

bukatyne:

How old am I?

Probably "72" from behind....

bukatyne:

Perhaps Bellong can open a counter thread for guys

I think i'll pass on this...

Creamish:
**thinking aloud**... "why is The fear of God no.8" ?

Because it is always the last thing on an average girl's list after the usual Tall, Dark, Handsome and Rich, then the addendum he "should" fear God....

bukatyne:
Stop stealing my lines
Welcome to the thread

Never knew you worked with NITEL.. How many yards line did I steal?

keppyy:
How about my mojo?

Your mojo? You do Por.no?

Just a joke....

You want to get you vibes back right?

KanwuliaJara:
. . . another one of 'those threads' of 'clandestine anti-feminist' agenda!

Like na only women these apply to?
Sheeeeeesh!

The Op is actually a "Pro-Feminist".....

I agree that it should be directed to both gender.

keppyy:
Big Question: How do I stop thinking?

*sorry for derailing*

Hmmm... The only way to stop thinking is to Stop thinking......

First accept that you are human and some situations are beyond your control, so worry wouldn't solve any problem.

After thinking/worry and you see it is something you can't help, flush your mind and move on....

Don't burden your mind with trivial issues, life is too short to worry over the unknown.

keppyy:
I'm not pregnant......I'm definitely sure about this...

I'm not stressed...

My Parents don't have HBP...

Nope....I'm not Heartbroken...

But I'll admit I've been thinking a lot..

What on earth are you thinking about?

You are damn too young for the consequences of overstressed brain and mind.

Have you ever been to see a psychiatrist together?

Your posts are not coherent...

bukatyne:
Pastor Bellong

"Pastoress" Bukatyne.....

bukatyne:
You are still very young.

Why can't you both wait a year?

Konji na bastard...

MercyMercy:
He is still on it,trying to convince them.
I was thinking I had a part to still play from my side...

Your part will be made easier when he comes with his parents to ask for a date.

Herzumpther:
1am? Is pregnancy that bad and stressful? well if its asun then I wouldn't mind sha.

The one I wouldn't want to do is begging for other people's food and not able to eat mine. My neighbor does it, for the past one month she has been eating from me, always complaining of not being able to eat her own food. I sometimes pity her sha.

It is not that bad.... Only an exaggeration.

However, different people with different experiences.... Get to read enough books, be prayerful, commit to exercise and you will have it easy.

When are you kick-starting the first process?

[quote author=MercyMercy post=30810104][/quote]Tell him to convince his people Once he is able to do that, he will come with his people to meet your parents. Convincing your parents will not be a task you need to do anymore.

Herzumpther:

This pregnancy is a strong thing o. One thing that's scares life out of me.

Don't worry, what you will exhibit may be entirely different. You probably would crave for "asun" by 1am...

Herzumpther:
Can anybody be 100% PERFECT

She had read too many mills and boons stories and romantic movies that portray abstract as the real.


I guess she is still under the influence of "pregnancy hormone". When she delivers, her eyes will clear...

damiso:
I have just been getting naija goodies in the last couple of weeks .Kuli kuli, kilishi, pepper soup spice, suya pepper, kilishi pepper, ground pepper, chocomilo etc, I even got gala last week

PM me ewuro will be sending some stuff to canada let me see if I can sneak in some chocomilo (abi will your customs seize that as well) for you.

I think I have enough ogbolo to last me years in my freezer.i hope this my friend is not also bringing ogbolo cos I don't have anymore space.

The gods have smiled on you I hope you will remember the chief priest?

cococandy:
That your friend loves you. Okporoko is not cheap and she got a lot for you. That's nice.

If akproko is a fish, why do they term "gossip" akproko?

fuzzywuzzy:
Men are just empty headed zombies when it comes to sex, no need for any long explanation.
Rich or poor they are the same.
Fools with no self control.

How old are you?

soulglo:
Yes diaries God not a few posts. Most of guys in this section anyway. Even the ones who seem educated

I guess you forgot your statistics. How many people are on NL compared to millions of men out there?

how long will you folks keep repeating this stale "Negative vibes about Nigerian men"?

Is it restricted to Nigerian men? Quit the unhealthy generalization and speak only about the negative men you have met.

Some ladies have different opinion to yours because they've only met good Nigerian Men

soulglo:
She might not he have seen that in him. She says he did not have a good job then but does now. Going from the posts I see here it seems that Nigerian men generally cannot handle earning a respectable living. It might be a symptom of many growing up impoverished. It seems when they get a little bit of money they must womanize until they die from a disease.

Going by few posts, you made the above conclusion... sister Soulglo, diaris God oooo

naijababe:
@ bellong, I do not want to try the gods ni o, I want to be receiving bumpers forever

It is the best thing to do

naijababe:
Omo fi iyen le o...............though shall not divulge the activities of the 'gods' lest the gods stop accepting sacrifices

You and I know that this is 'impossicant".. Ko le happen lai lai....

Ewuro4:
These new gods will send person go oko eru oh they just review and renew their need every year..

It is called upgrading.... At least your update your laptop and phones everytime...

What a story.....

The person that prayed to know the source of the problem can't pray to find solution to the problem?

How does light mingle with darkness?

You found the source via prayer but seeking for the solution via diabolic means?

You watch too much nollywood movies....


Either you pray or you move on with your life and stop crying over spilled milk.


And if you she is bent on the herbalist, tell her to contact me, we will speak to the gods on her behalf.

Ewuro4:
Thought you left the gods with 2014?
Ko buru.. These una gods are super longthroats.

Yes, I left the palm oil thirsty gods and switched to Ferrari and pounded yam thirsty ones..

naijababe:
@ Bellong, the gods are very happy, I got a bumper an hour ago ...................long live the 'gods'

You know the gods are still on adult literacy class, what is the meaning of "bumper"?

He is a great man.....

A man is known in the time of afflictions...

naijababe:
Do ye not know that ye are gods ?

And all of us are the children of the Most High....


Meanwhile, I was referring to the "gods"...

naijababe:
Even if I was two days late

This look so much like the food the gods ate yesternite...

divaa:
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I would suggest you gather evidence of his cheating and use it to embarass him at his workplace.

Ma'am, this is a very stupid thing to do. Your domestic issue should be resolved at home and remain domestic. If you ever find yourself in this situation, I pray you don't anyway) do not attempt to do something like this.

You wouldn't be able to face the consequences...

mutter:
Please for God`s sake do not fight over a woman, not even with him, you are above that. You can`t change it but at leas you can counter it with dignity.
My ex even brought home girls ad I went through all phases but one day I just decided to say nothing. It was almost as if he was rubbing it in my face.
Once two girl came to the house, went straight to his room and lay down on the bed, put on AC and TV. They went to the kitchen and took my food! when my husband came back after we greeted and he sat down i told him he had visitors. He dashed to the room and came out with them. You should have seen their faces " Sorry Ma". I just told them they should feel free.
You see my husband had brought them into the house while I was away visiting m dad and had told them that his friend and the wife lived there too.

Madam, I must admit you have patience that is unparalleled if you experienced the above. However, in my opinion, I think accepting this shouldn't be an advice given in a public forum. I do get the point you are driving home but 90% of people here may not comprehend what you wrote.
It seems you are encouraging ladies to condone cheating from the husband. Not every lady has such patience. Something that will not push the patient limit of anyone is appropriate for a public advice.

The above is strictly my opinion.

Thanks

Ewuro4:
'It's finally here' lol

Happy St. Valentine's Day to my one and only olowoori mi ale oloshi NOBODY .... I will always love you babe.

And to my fav NLers and padis..



Bellong


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