₦airaland Forum

alutacontinua:
Yes!
I love my vaagina

When did you perform the surgery?

prissyluv:
I was just thinking...
With my first boyfriend,I was always the one that call d piper and dictates the tune. He dare not shout at me then cos whatever he says will be used against him. If we had issues,he always end up begging me. It feels good and I thought that was how things are.

There was this guy too who bites words when talking or correcting my wrongs. He do end up saying he doesnt know which one he will say now and I will get upset. Infact in my past relationships,I can say I do have my way with many things.

These guys you described are typical "MUMU" and they are what Yorubas refer to as "Gbewu dani" (Someone with better English skill should help translate).
When a lady starts to act like there is no one like her as if what is in between her legs is made of diamond, then she should get ready to become a prayer point in her church/mosque/shrine when the time comes.

Only the guys who don't know what they want that will dance to the "nonsensicals" of their fiance/girlfriend. If you think no one is better than you, the door is wide open to take your exit. There are always better ladies in all aspect.

But with my fiance now,it is so so different. He loves me to a fault ooo but dont eat poo. He corrects me anytime I am wrong without fear of wether I will get angry or quit. With him,I cant turn d table to my favour. If I had my way with things,within me I will just know he deliberately allowed me to shine. The truth is,he is always ahead.

This guy's head "dey" there... . I hope you learn how to act in a relationship with him and not expecting him to become your footstool.

Decisions in relationship/union are taken with inputs from both parties and not one dancing to the music of the other everytime. And when the need arises, the man should be able to stand his ground not minding any emotional blackmail from the opposite sex.

crackhaus:
Hehehehe...

The power of a side-chick

She probably needs someone to teach her how to cook "vegetable".... I think that will deliver the guy from the hold of his side (main) chic....

crackhaus:
Help her decide if she should go with a Bible or a wooden baseball bat.

I guess she needs the two for stick and carrot approach.

What do you expect or want the "marriage counsellor" to do for you?

chilyn7:
Its not easy...my ex stil verbally abuses me on phone...wends me degrding messages. D same man dt ws begging me to come bck to him but I refused. Ill admit I joined him in d exchanging of words. I loved dis guy so much I borrow him money. He still owes me. Nw he insults me. He said I was borrowing him money thinking he wud marry him. Dis is some1 9yrs older dan me. He shud be happy to have me. Y are men wicked.....I dnt knw hw to move on

After all what you wrote about him up here, you still don't know how to move on?

Who are your friends?

You are in for a ride....

You will get enough patronage with the phone number.. Lucky you..

Congratulations, you are now a baby momma, an achievement some ladies are dreaming to get....

Wish you could borrow brain from someone with one...

bjayzeez:
Would the medicals report reflect on my immiaccount? Bellong bossladymo . Bellong how far now?

It will say "health has been finalised for the applicant......" But you wouldn't have access to the report itself except the clinic shares it with you.

I dey... still on security check

jammyunn:
they took her to a children's hospital and he left.

Wonderful... You should have included it in the opening post.

God bless your friend.

What those shortsighted guys did shouldn't stop you from forgiving your dad.

lying about him being dead is like building your foundation with straws, it will surely collapse with time and what you fear most would eventually come upon you. Be truthful about your status and a guy who knows what he wants and purposeful wouldn't change his mind because of what you had no control over.

Your first step to heal now is to forgive your father but I am not saying you should allow him turn you to his puppet but you need to move past his sins.

And you need to Pray.....

Is the baby still alive?

What else did your friend do to help the baby apart from taking picture?

OkunrinMeta:
Am really tired of living like this

How?

robinsoncrosoe:
Buhari has a bad history.
The bastard divorced his first wife.
So we want a divorcee,a coupist,a dictator,a terrorist,a tribal and
religious bigot as our president.
God forbid bad things

This is one of the most irresponsible and unintelligent statements to come from someone with brain.

BKings:
please for those who have taken ielts, can someone prepare for it in ten days? I want to register today

You can prepare for it in 24hours. It is not a difficult exam, it is English Language.

nwanioma:
Does the 2k include your transportation cost to the school? or do you make the manual request via the internet too?

IFE is a great school.. I need not be there in person to request for it. I only ask students I know to request on my behalf after supplying all the necessary info.

sholay2011:
Really? ?!!!!! Okay sha.


And I'm not a big boy sir

Yes, It is what I have been using.

sholay2011:
If you want to send an electronic transcript, you don't request for it for 2k. Also, the 17k includes cost of getting it over there quickly.

Like in the case of hardcopy transcripts, after you've paid 2k in the bank to order for it. You have to pay a certain amount depending on how fast you want it to reach the destination except you want them to use postal box which takes a long time and may not meet the deadline.

Oga bello, shey you get my explanation?

Your explanation is not convincing. I always do the manual and pay 500 naira for registered post using NIPOST and it takes only 5 working days to get there except for Australia that takes one and half week.

You can fill a form in the school to request for electronic copy at a cost of 1k.

As rightly put by Onegig, you are a big boy..

sholay2011:
Awww...sorry for your experience.

I just ordered for an electronic transcript online to be sent from my school (OAU) to the overseas. It costs only #17, 800. And the company in charge (EXT-NG) has done well. ..at least, my payment has been confirmed and my application made.


But that was after I contacted them via phone call that I had paid through direct bank deposit and I'm yet to get payment confirmation in my account! !!

I wonder when people will start getting the worth of their money in this country.

All is well dear.

Why pay 17k when you can request for it manually at 2k?

No wonder single ladies are plenty in his church.

Didn't know he was (is) single...

Bossladymo,

I am still waiting for your response. Thanks

OkunrinMeta:
Wow. And i thought i had problems. I am an unemployed graduate who lives with his brother. He has just sent me packing giving me one cock and bull story. Am very sure he was put up to it by his wife and now i have to go to live with my dad who has no money. How will i even be able to attend interviews. I thought about my life this night hen and i was crying. Immagine i applied to a car wash, they said they cant employ me cause of distance. They man was like why will i want to work in a car wash with bsc. Whats the meaning of bsc. If i keep sitting in front of people at interviews telling me am not good enough, no experience. Bla bla. Volunteer self, no tfare to go. The only reason i havent killed myself is because i have a sister who has invested so much in me, even borrowing money for me to start a business, now no momey to maintain the farm. But i know one day it will all be history and i wont forget to pay everyone back in there own coin. My friend, i guess u have to find your own reson to keep fighting, somebody that u dont want to have to deal with ur lifeless body. For me, its my sister, every other person can go to hell. Maybe for u itll be ur fiancee or your friend or those u feel indebted to. Find a reason to hold on. And start searching for a new job. That one is sucking life out of u. U have experience, edit ur cv and start sending it out. Sometime i wish i can just pack my bags and leave to somewhere, anywhere but here.

Don't live because of revenge. Of what use will your revenge be if you can live to teach the evil doers how to live right.

Please flush out the ambition of paying people back in their coin. I believe that your tomorrow will be great. When you are fully settled, forgive those that have wronged you and never revenge. Vengeance will not make you fulfill in life.

pickabeau1:
Thanks
In that case, which other hospital do you recommend

Eko hospital

Reddington Hospital

many other small hospitals

pickabeau1:
LOL.. you are right.. i thought the term body work may be very confusing

I had St Nicholas in mind but also thought there may be less expensive lab/hospitals

Key for me is which tests should be done so as to give them an idea of their health make up

They need a comprehensive check and not selective. They are old and have not done anything like it before. Let them do a general and comprehensive check. The doctor of any hospital they settle to use will advice.

tonybunor:
Wow that's cool to import food products into Australia from what I hear is very expensive because you will have to get a certificate and register your food products and also it must have an expiring date met a guy who was supposed to import Palm wine but couldn't because of the rigorous process...

I am not planning to import to Australia but to export from there. I asked to know if I can get them in abundance for export. Thanks

MisterNRC:
Pineapple full ground well.. sotay dem don begin use am do pizza mede-mede.

Thanks

Medical tests or "gym tests".. Because you wrote full body work.

For full medical examination, a reputable hospital can do. If they have the means, St Nicholas will do.

For middle and lower class, not too expensive hospital will suffice.

tonybunor:
Lol well There's banana and mango I don't think they've got pineapples tho...

That is fine. Those two can do. Thinking of exporting these fruits to some countries. I have orders for the three.

Akranez:
I get one in gaa akanbi.. If u don't mind

A friend is interested. Price and how many rooms?

Frankiss44:
LOLZ... Mayne, you just dey make me laugh like mad man for office... Abeg take am easy

Only to lighten the tensed and painful situation... You need the dose of laughter because I understand how this period is for you losing a loved one.

aisha2:
Because this has happened now we will make all sorts of theories. There are pictures of me frowning on my wedding day because I asked someone to do something and they didn't, people get different expressions on their wedding day, not all pictures are smily pictures some I was tired and just wanted to get my clothes off. So God forbid something happens now the picture will surface and it will be " ehnn see how evil she was looking that day self he should have known" na wa sha

Ha ha ha...

Madam na joke ooo.

For those in Australia,

Are there homegrown Pineapples, Bananas and Mangoes in Australia?

Frankiss44:
This was the only pic i have of their colourful marriage

See how the guy was looking at the lady.

In his mind..."See how she dey dance like say she don win lotto, she go hear am when we reach Malaysia, keep dancing. When we land, na dance go dance you...."

That guy's face sef is "fearsome"

I will snap myself out of the dream to reality