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Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Mistake by benjay1(m): 8:32am On Jan 04, 2008
You really do ooo I swear.
Na d reason you dey live under tessybaby bed.

While some mischievious NLDers like ThugLife, Saucekid, TT, Migines dey follow her sing Praise and Worship ontop bed.
Jokes EtcRe: Eyes by benjay1(m): 8:28am On Jan 04, 2008
Like you have a choice ?
Jokes EtcRe: Pure Water Nylon Is Better Than Condom by benjay1(m): 8:27am On Jan 04, 2008
Ituen. You don talk am finish.

This guy own don comot for madness.
Jokes EtcRe: Happy New Year by benjay1(m): 8:26am On Jan 04, 2008
See them, Trouble makers.
Jokes EtcRe: Eyes by benjay1(m): 8:20am On Jan 04, 2008
@Ituen Who be this girl again wey bend neck like who get Mad Cow disease ?
Jokes EtcRe: Who Says English Is Easy! by benjay1(m): 8:17am On Jan 04, 2008
@dele9000 If your brain dey press pause, or service dey come dey go like m-tel network, or e dey take you like 10mins to understand a simple sentence.
Then you seriously need that software.

Ask ThugLife, He can attest to the wonders the software has performed in his miserable ThUG Life @ mushin.

visit www.TRYGETSENSE.com NOW
Jokes EtcRe: Eyes by benjay1(m): 8:11am On Jan 04, 2008
Ol boy i don dey hear since say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But na today i get the full meaning.

@Ituen So na so tessybaby worwor reach and you still dey comfortable for her bedroom ?
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(op): 7:30am On Jan 04, 2008
@Kronky Haaa what a pity. i been dey hear say your condition don critical.

I didn't know it was that serious.

Hands kronky a bowl of garri and salt.

Take this take dey hold yourself broda.
Jokes EtcRe: Eyes by benjay1(m): 7:28am On Jan 04, 2008
@imaibehe Are you indirectly applying to be my girl friend or what ?

If your nick be like this, how your face go be ? (No take am personal, na question i ask)
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Mistake by benjay1(m): 7:25am On Jan 04, 2008
See them. Caring people indeed.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Says English Is Easy! by benjay1(m): 7:24am On Jan 04, 2008
@Ituen See as you resemble mortuary attendant.
The sight of thos ladies alone fit make an adult get convorsion.
Jokes EtcRe: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by benjay1(m): 7:22am On Jan 04, 2008
d same way your key board type by itself,
Na d same way i take no see wetin you write.

Covers eye with both hands.
Jokes EtcRe: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by benjay1(m): 12:39am On Jan 04, 2008
Hw many times i go tell ona say na only clem blah blah blah na im i dey perceive here ?
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(op): 11:00pm On Jan 03, 2008
No worry i get the address to tessy bedroom.
Jokes EtcRe: Eyes by benjay1(m): 10:59pm On Jan 03, 2008
E no go work for ona too.
Jokes EtcRe: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by benjay1(m): 9:48pm On Jan 03, 2008
@Migs, U never listen to SPEECHLESS by Micheal Jackson ?
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(op): 9:46pm On Jan 03, 2008
No mind ituen, e no know say e case still dey pending.
Those guyz for KIRIKIRI fit come for am anytime soon.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Says English Is Easy! by benjay1(m): 9:45pm On Jan 03, 2008
I thank God say e don dey work for you.

E get many people wey suppose download that brain booster from www.TRYGETSENSE.com
Pple like: TT, Clem (cos she dey forget her identity sometimes), Naijagurly, Tessybaby(4 allowin honorable ituen sleep under her bed).
Jokes EtcRe: Copy And Paste But Funnny by benjay1(m): 9:40pm On Jan 03, 2008
@Thug Life  Stay there dey ask questions.
Na when you get bow leg after dem bore hole for your yansh, you go get the message well.

quickly buys iron boxers with electrocuting device with bold security sign KEEP OFF !!!
Jokes EtcRe: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by benjay1(m): 7:01pm On Jan 03, 2008
Roflmao
Jokes EtcRe: Eyes by benjay1(m): 6:57pm On Jan 03, 2008
Ituen i know say you hate me before, but i no know say you hate me reach this level.

Guy wetin i do you ?
Jokes EtcRe: Copy And Paste But Funnny by benjay1(m): 3:06pm On Jan 03, 2008
*whistling*

No be today,
E don tey,
Wey yanshi don dey for backi ee.
Jokes EtcRe: Copy And Paste But Funnny by benjay1(m): 2:36pm On Jan 03, 2008
@thirdi  U dey read wetin u dey write b4 u dey post ?

All these people wey their sense dey use 1 tiger battery.

*hiss*
Jokes EtcRe: Copy And Paste But Funnny by benjay1(m): 2:29pm On Jan 03, 2008
drags chair into d room to watch live GBEGE
Jokes EtcRe: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by benjay1(m): 1:50pm On Jan 03, 2008
No mind am.

@Ituen Baba e l'oma RUN-DOWN.
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Mistake by benjay1(m): 1:49pm On Jan 03, 2008
abeg make ona add fasting.

This thing serious.
Jokes EtcRe: Copy And Paste But Funnny by benjay1(m): 1:48pm On Jan 03, 2008
Shebi i tell you before say too many ELTON JOHN cousins dey this Forum,
You no believe me.

You no see their faces, [b]GAY[/b]lussac(s).
Jokes EtcRe: Eyes by benjay1(m): 1:34pm On Jan 03, 2008
Olboy see as everybody share dem selves,

VACANCY

I need a girl friend.

Recommedation/Qualifications: Nice attack and Defence.

NOTE: All applicants shud apply in person.

signed
Management.
Jokes EtcRe: Mi Amigoz by benjay1(m): 1:28pm On Jan 03, 2008
ben buys glue and seals his lips.
Jokes EtcRe: I Found 9ja by benjay1(m): 1:13pm On Jan 03, 2008
That doesn't mean he shud come to a forum full of red cap chiefs and paste TRASH
Jokes EtcRe: Copy And Paste But Funnny by benjay1(m): 1:11pm On Jan 03, 2008
Wow where have i been all this while ?
Men see where confirm GBEGE dey

dials saucekid and kronkay's numbers.

Guyz e dey happen live for this thread ooo.
Jokes EtcRe: New Hearing Aids by benjay1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 03, 2008
I think with a pair of broken star bottle.

Seein Aid grin

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