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Guy if you wan practice comedy and you are yawnsless, Abeg start with your village.

Na waooo. Ituen na U be this ?

f*ckin Stale.

WTF is going on these days in NLD ?

Pple just wake up, post rubbish.

*hiss*

Mad Cow disease Indeed.
Ona don hear where mad cow disease catch Naija Cow ?

We all know the best way to cure madness in Naija is by Flogging. _{(when CELE pastors flog sense enter you, you must become well.)}
And we all know our cattles are transported all the way from the North by Road.

So check how many strokes dem don flog those cows,all the way from Zamfara, down to Lagos.
why the madness no go leave them ?

So Ituen, Nothing dey happen, Just get my Cattles pregnant,
i know how to deal with the mad cow disease.

OMG U mean Ituen is infected ?

hmmmm
@Migs U have a point there man.

Ona dey laff abi ? My own be say i don speak my mind.

add Blah Blah Blah.

^*hiss*

What a waste.

Oh my God, This thing is more serious that i thought.

_{Cries out !!!}

YABA- YABA, YABA,

This is the reason y i have refused to get married.

Too much Bullshitz.

@imaibehe Na because of people like you na im make dem dey add parental control for things they show on TV.
See your life now. Look at what too much music videos have done to you.

_{Calls all NLDers.}

Pls let's bow our heads in prayers, this babe need TV deliverance.

Clem clem U go yab me for this forum, later you go say we be family friends.
This is to formally inform you that your case dey inside cooler.

ravenzord:
TESSY You GET MOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH,neways it's good 2 dream,u sure say your 2nd name no be josephina?

Guy how you take know. ^{shakes Tessybaby}

@Tessy Na for your dreams i ask you out ?
Swthrt Even if you join mountain of fire and miracles, I no go still fall for you.

@tessybaby U better run call for that meeting ooo. Cos if ituen leave you, Na sorry go be your surname.

Left to me and you, omo nothing for you oooooooo.

ask am ooo

With them busy body eeee.

@Clem You dey find my mouth oo

A word is enoff for the wise.

^{shakes ituen}

You mean bicycle License ?

Now who dey suffer am ?

ROFLMAO

U are welcome. Anytime man.

Man i no even need pepper soup liver to chyke tessybaby.
Na to just tell her the koko.

"Come girl, you know how you be naa cos i blieve you own a mirror _{(eventhough its broken),} so no need for long talks.
Just Enter my car boot."

And she will just rush into my car boot with her tail inbetween her legs.

God
With this kind massive attack, how do you guyz expect this poor dude to post anoda joke ?

@aristole From your name, i wasn't expecting anything better from what you posted.
More ORORO to your elbow.

sometimes.

I wan been vex when i see this post. Then i look the name of the poster.

Then i just bone because no be today tessybaby don dey reason like who get mouth for Yaba Left-side.

@Ituen I thought you were happy with Tessybaby ?
Oh i forgot. She no dey gree give u access to the KOKO again.

The annoying thing be say she keep you under her bed.

Come guy, how you dey take survive? because i hear say tessybaby dey embarass mattress.