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Thuggy, so you get all this connections since, na im you allow Ituen your paddy to dey suffer for under tessybaby bed ?

Recruit your man naaa.

Migs, you self check if i dey lie.

That guy brain speed no be 5mm/hr ?

Who knows maybe they can't afford to pay for their internet connection again.

Pple like clem, tessy, naijagurly, et al.

KORIII dey blow them badly this new year.

OSHOFREEE,
U no go like buy ?

Those local musicians for your area wey dey get inspiration from kparaga ?

I think say thug life dey work as mason for were dem dey mould block?

Man this guy get talent ooo.

I like people that accept their fate.
@Wendy i dey feel your pain.

U need Orientation.
Infact them suppose write O.R full one big hardcover notebook for you.

@Ituen, Guy try dey go church ooo

Ur blood too dey ragaa. habba.

@ThugLife I can see that your brain speed dey very slow, that is to say your brain dey trek.
I fit help you with brain speed booster.

U go need download the software @ www.TRYGETSENSE.com

Man the God i serve no dey make this kind Bleep up.
Habba this guy WORGLY (worwor + ugly = worgly)

I like lotz of bullshitz *hiss*

show me your friends, and i will tell you who you are.

_{pretends like he didn't see d thread}

Ona too like quarell pass fight.

All of ona get starting but none get finishing,

Come if ona no go fight, abeg make we hear word.

Blood of God.
Come kronkykay wetin you mean? E be like say you don smoke knock-out, na wetin dey worry.

By the way, who free you from Yaba Left side ?

@Ituen U don perceive clem mess b4 ? Just imagine the taste for your mouth na so Mr Turkey dey taste.

@Ituen Thats fuckin irritating.

@Ituen better.

Too much TV na im dey worry ona.

See them, old men.

Offer valid till Ituen dies.

@All if i no trip for babe who i go trip for, Guy?
I am not in anyway related to ELTON JOHN abeg.

Anyway i go dey update ona as e dey happen here.

Fellow NLDers its your humble housemate B£N~J4Y. Once again i am here to tell my story.

In the gud spirit of the season, i took one girl out for new year shopping for one boutique here in accra, Ghana.
Unknown to me i no know say the babe na Ibo girl.
Na so i foolish go talk say: "Baby, just because of the love i have for you, i want you to take anything you want."

The Babe just look me, and answered: "Honey are you sure ?"
I no know say she just use scope asked me to sign my death warrant by myself.

Foolishly again, i open my big mouth: "Baby this is just the beginning of things to come between us."

Na im d babe begin order: "Give me that gucci hand bag, those burlberry tops." " Are those ear-rings real diamonds ?"
Okay i want that too.

By this time i have started to sweat profusely. balls of perspiration just dey drop from my forehead.
Na im i asked the babe: "Honey are you not okay yet?" because i need to rush off to somewhere.

Sharply the babe hold me; "You are going nowhere ooo."
Na im d sales attendant follow lock shop. say i must pay.

Presently people i am now partly employed here in accra in the boutique.
I dey work now to pay off the IGBESE.

Please fellow NLDers, i need your prayers and support. presently i dey secretly browse with my phone,
So see this as an S.O.S.

Na quarell ?

wait wait wait ,
We don dey from clap enter dance here.

@Ituen hope say you no wan use style diss me ?

^{hands FELORE a gallon of fuel and a pack of matches.}

Take, help yourself .

Na waooo.

Come wetin u come mean ?

Migs na you be this ?
I don die.

roflmao

Have to make this my new year resolution.

@poster nice one.

Yes Like one day i see one very fine girl, na so my left eye tell my right eye say: ol boy if na this babe go give me hesh hi vee i no mind ooo

atleast it is better than some people that they need to use a full cardboard sheet just to snap their head.

OLORI'