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@nikke  If i may ask, what is it that you really want ? You started a thread yesterday complaining your guy hasn't called and you were upset about it. Now the guy finally called and you don begin form beyonce' .

If you like stay there dey form one thing one thing. I believe their is a quality you found endearing in him and that was why u fell for him.

Anoda babe fit find those same qualities and your case go become history.

A word is enof for d wise.

@femo2000 Now what d f*ck does that have to do with anything ?

@Migines I think that makes sense.

thinkin,

Which guy called last night nikke?

now what the f*ck is going on here?

You guyz are deviating from the bone of contention here.

How do i get my goat back and if i can't who is paying for It ?

One more thing No body wan pay to bail ituen ? Ona no dey go church oo.

nikke we will talk more durin the mtn happy hour calls,

You just can't give up your man like that if you know deep down you are crazy about him.

@saucekid hey i hear mtn now offer gprs connection service. I will like to know more about this and if it services covers owerri, so i can enjoy it while in skool.

lol Tessybaby said same thing.

Swthrt i tried calling you now and you aint pickin, I think i have better things to do with my time.

Just wanted to help though.

@nikke  Personally if i was the guy, i will not be comfortable with having my personal affairs discussed openly in a public forum.

Call me if you  really want to talk about this. 08039518965.

Finally d numba is for nikke only so all other sisters in the house please keep off.

wait wait,

@poster When im kiss you abeg ?
because if na just yesterday its not too late to jump to the conclusion that he has forgotten about you.
Maybe network dey jamm.
Maybe im no get credit for im phone, because personally i don't like calling from pay phones.

yeah the other guy fall mugu.

But i am pissed cos i had to strain my eyes to get the silly joke.

***hiss***

@dele9000 dont just write off d guy like that.
@nikke come to think of it, maybe the guy no get credit for im phone.

okay guyz i have one,

uummm damn i don forget.

Sometimes my memory dey behave like m-tel network e dey come dey go.

hmm ok hw can we be of help ?

Hey guyz we have a heart break case here. Lots of helping hands needed.

@TT thats what we're here for, anything for a good laugh.

@TT Its no longer news in NLD that ituen wanked my goat and is presently kooling his head now @ KIRIKIRI maximum.

No mind the babe she wan change hw the matter happen.

@All i still have her number in my last received call list to proove i am saying the truth.

See me see trouble.
Okay this was hw it all started. Tessybaby gave me a call telling me she wanted to pay in KIND instead of CASH for ituen's release.

As a Naija boy i cudn't refuse the offer.
Let me not go into excruciating details of what happened after that, because that go be indian film.(U know what i mean)

Took my time, I hate long things.

@Tessy Since you love him that much, Then pay the damn release fees and bail charges.

Oh now she is shy,

Ok dearie i am sorry for exposing us. But you started it.

Kinda makes sense.

@Poster I think you shud put the blame on ITUEN.

On the contrary. Fairly used brains are now on sale @ Ladipo

@Poster You need to buy yourself some.

One more thing,

A word of advice: You can't get a real man by being do damn desperate.

This Love sick dumb chick,
The Thread says JOKES,
Take your silly ass to the romance section.

You know the answer you dumb Bleep.

So why d hell are you asking us?

OSHOFREE dem.

@TT n megatainer No mind tessy. Her love for Ituen na pure set-up. Her hand too tight.

If no be say CENSORED i for don lock Tessy Join.

@Tessy Did you enjoy it that much you had to tell the whole NLD crew we had hot sex while clowning around ?

Okay then, go ahead and paste the picture where i made you dress up like a female cop and had your hands cuffed to the bed while i ram into your behinds.

@poster I think they now sell fairly-used brains @ Ladipo. Try and buy yourself some. Your girl will really appreciate that.