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TWINS: Daddy thank God you are here, Mummy have been doing KEREWA with one afin guy.

We all have to understand that this is the 21st century so everyone don civilize. Even our local juju don big up. So no time again for scnapps and kolanut. All that one na long thing.

so saucekid, clem and Migs, You guyz better come with this items to ogugu shrine or,

I said it, see one of them oshofree.

Hmmmm Clem Clem, see as you change the whole story. i swear you are good. u can get an oscar with this story line.

But pple na lie oooooooo, I see the looth with my two naked eyes.

I dontu know why pple hia dontu havu biziness sensi.

TWINS: Okay mummy, although we know you are lying sha. We wan just comply before you use vex abort us.

haaaaaa Na visit i go visit Migs ooo when him and clem enta house with the looth.

@Clem n Migs Ona don dey use style tell us how ona rob that ALAJOR for bariga.

I pray say no EFCC official read this. because this na 2 count charge, sexual harrassment and robbery.

I go visit ona with beans for kirikiri sha if worse come to worst.

@Clem Swthrt, no too stress your pentium 1 brain.

The brackets, look closely them be like drawings of yansh.

lmao

Naija pple and remix, Na waooo

@Poster you don dey improve, I am impressed.

Warri / English
@Poster Bros shun your brain dey Trek ?/ Are you this dumb ?

@saucekid I think you need to listen to SPEAK YOUR MIND by RuggedMan.

1st Twin: Hmmmm Mummy what are you insinuating that Daddy's KOKO is multi-coloured?
2nd Twin: I think she means Multi-Purpose.

Insult upon Injury, Na for only NLD i see people wey no get respect for Red Cap Chiefs.
@Clem n saucekid You guyz have commited ARU, For the gods to forgive both of you, you must present the following items for sacrifice.

1 NISSAN MORANO JEEP
7 CARTOONS OF MOET CHAMPAGNE
7 MR BIGGS' SHAWAMA (take-away)
7 WRAPS OF $1000 BUNDLES
7 SWEET CARRIBEAN BABES,

If you guyz don't present these items before the next EKE market day, you will invoke the wraught of the gods.

BE WARNED !!!

@Migs I have bin thinkin aboutu thisi bizinessi for somu time now,

You know we can expand thisi bizinessi as partiners, I give you more capitalu to import more containers.

What do you say nwanne to thisi offer ?

Ben comes in with a marriage counsellor.

@Clem From your post, e be like say you dey get problem with Migs. So as a friend of the family, i took it upon myself to invite this Marriage Counsellor.

COUNSELLOR @Clem When was the last time you guyz made love ?

_waitin,

@All Ona dey here, clem get mind drag a whole red cap chief for ear,
What a sacrilege, Clem you must be punished for this.

The problem i have with Nigerian women is that they like beating around the bush.
I mean dem dey prefer kona kona koded begging.

Just the other day, i was strolling with this chick, and we passed a fast-food joint, what i heard was;
"Ben, if you be correct guy now shebi you for carry me enter this joint"

Why can't she just simply say "Ben please Mr Biggs' dey hungry me to chop."

Incase ona wan know wetin happen, I just look the babe and smiled and asked her ,

"Do i in anyway look like your Boy Friend ?"

@Clem lets not be too religious here, If you really allow the joke to sink in, i think its kinda funny.

@poster The last time i checked, i was through with primary school.

U just feel say u go look red cap chiefs wey full NLD give them assignment.
This babe suppose pay fine.
Guyz wetin ona think ?

You almost cracked my ribs, Nice one.

Even if it's a remix it's still kool, thumbs up.

I knew this TJ guy was sick.

_{Kids responce to CLEM}

Mummy no dey deceive us, This guy koko yellow, Daddy own black.

_{gunpoint is apprehended by OSAMA and bombed @ once.}

@saucekid Continue with the confession proceedings because my blood dey hot now.

NOTICE !!!
No one found guilty will be spared.

I must confess, That was a kool move, But i doubt if it can work in naija,

Wait to start with, the poor guy no even get CAR.

Now i am really confused, Don't tell me ITUEN is now using my GOAT to cure congy ?
Damn i suppose lock that boy up for life,thro-way the key for river naija.

@TESS U self no dey try ooo, why u dey stingy with d koko naa ?