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Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(op): 3:57pm On Dec 30, 2007
Mr. Turkey:
so what did y'all eat in place of the goat?
Migines:
your cousins (d chickens)
ROFLMAO grin
Jokes EtcRe: Diamond Bracelet by benjay1(m): 3:54pm On Dec 30, 2007
pats migs on d back
That's anoda good option.
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Mistake by benjay1(m): 12:31pm On Dec 30, 2007
@phiniter Hiss u just dey find who go end your miserable life,

Come i don tell u b4 if life don tire u go hug transformer or better still go kiss hot iron.
Jokes EtcRe: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 12:30pm On Dec 30, 2007
The only thing i need bury na my GOAT wey ituen don condemn im yansh.

I travelled man, Chk my location.
Jokes EtcRe: The Wedding Invitations by benjay1(m): 12:20pm On Dec 30, 2007
whats all this talks about negative and positive ?
Jokes EtcRe: Diamond Bracelet by benjay1(m): 12:17pm On Dec 30, 2007
@Phiniter Come i just dey pity u as u lekpa like moppin stick so. See as you be like wetin UNICEF dey advertise for TV.

If life don tire you and you dey find who go kill u, just go hug transformer. and spare me d stress.
Jokes EtcRe: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 12:06pm On Dec 30, 2007
see dem fly and shit . follow , follow.
Jokes EtcRe: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 12:02pm On Dec 30, 2007
Enters room,

@ALL ok i need update wetin don dey happen since ?
Jokes EtcRe: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 1:18pm On Dec 24, 2007
@clem Hmmm i have nothing to say but i believe,
A TRIAL WILL CONVINCE YOU.
Jokes EtcRe: My Father Is The Fastest Man by benjay1(m): 3:23pm On Dec 23, 2007
hmmm,
Man look. all i meant was that i know how to liven the whole place up.

I am out now man, Enof activities up here.
peace-out.
Jokes EtcRe: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 3:11pm On Dec 23, 2007
@Migs Guy, Na waoo i think the bible lets us to understand that There is Joy in sharing.
If to say you dey go church you will understand that sharing is caring.
Jokes EtcRe: My Father Is The Fastest Man by benjay1(m): 3:07pm On Dec 23, 2007
Yeah man been flexin real tight.

You guyz just didn't get what i meant.
Jokes EtcRe: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by benjay1(m): 3:06pm On Dec 23, 2007
@Mr Fowl and Phiniter I hope it aint me you guyz are referrin to ?
Jokes EtcRe: The Wedding Invitations by benjay1(m): 3:03pm On Dec 23, 2007
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Mistake by benjay1(m): 3:01pm On Dec 23, 2007
Phiniter:
@Clemy, My sis, this one no be the matter of being a lionward,
Tell me when both the eleven we follow play, both substitues, supporters club, fans, even their coach follow pounce on me, tell me where lion go for survive all this ones

but like I said , I'm a hero, for even surviving in the first place

grin grin
So make we dey clap for you now or what ?
Jokes EtcRe: Diamond Bracelet by benjay1(m): 2:58pm On Dec 23, 2007
@phiniter In good spirit of the season, i will pretend i didn't hear that.
But try am again and see wetin go happen here.
Jokes EtcRe: The Arabs And The Americans- Lohlarh by benjay1(m): 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2007
hahaha nice excuse ITUEN grandpa's burial indeed.

You could have said you travelled for peace talks in iraq maybe we could have fell for that.
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Why Calling Me Again. by benjay1(m): 2:50pm On Dec 23, 2007
*hiss*
Jokes EtcRe: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 2:47pm On Dec 23, 2007
@TT na waoo must you expose our deal in public ?
Jokes EtcRe: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 2:44pm On Dec 23, 2007
pats clem on d back

I was just pullin your pants legs dearie.

grin
Jokes EtcRe: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 2:42pm On Dec 23, 2007
gives clem a big hug.

Okay guyz we still need N98.50k to make this party happen.
Show some love people.
Jokes EtcRe: My Father Is The Fastest Man by benjay1(m): 2:38pm On Dec 23, 2007
wow.
Like i said, I know how to make everyone start talking.
That's what i mean dudes.
Jokes EtcRe: What Can I Give My Girlfriend On Xmas To Prove My Love For Her? by benjay1(m): 12:32pm On Dec 21, 2007
@kaka23 I guess you are talking from experience.
Jokes EtcRe: My Father Is The Fastest Man by benjay1(m): 12:31pm On Dec 21, 2007
@clem incase you haven't noticed i rule this joke section.
Jokes EtcRe: The Virgin Joke by benjay1(m): 11:30am On Dec 21, 2007
@clem I think you just politely insulted me,

cracks knuckles
Jokes EtcRe: Newton's Love Theory: by benjay1(m): 10:47am On Dec 21, 2007
my simple definition

LOVE: It can be defined as a process whereby two people (a boy and a girl) or (a girl and anoda girl) or (a boy and anoda boy) decides to be foolish for reasons best known to them.
Jokes EtcRe: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 10:43am On Dec 21, 2007
@Clem babe wetin dey happen ?
I was thinking of calling you to inform you of a party i am personally hosting.
I never get the money for the party complete yet thats why i never call you.

Na just 100 naira remain for the money to complete.
Jokes EtcRe: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 10:24am On Dec 21, 2007
ROFLMAO

dumb couple.
Jokes EtcRe: Two Morons by benjay1(m): 10:17am On Dec 21, 2007
I think i know who the Morons are.

whispers into migs ears Ituen and Tessybaby.
Jokes EtcRe: Newton's Love Theory: by benjay1(m): 10:15am On Dec 21, 2007
looks self made.
Nice joke.

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