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@TT i wud have replied your comment, but i dont talk to teddy bears.

**hisses**

This so annoying. Starcomms is so fuckin slow these days and after wasting all d time in the world, the page loads and i see this dumb crap.

@Poster If not for God i would i have called you are a foolish fool. IQ of 150 indeed.

@All Make ona free the guy naaa.

@Poster If you really want your name to be in Guiness book of records, Just submit yourself so i can use you for Money Ritual this christmas season (since you wan die, i think you shouldn't waste it)

Then you will win the award of THE MOST FOOLISH GUY THAT EVER LIVED ON EARTH.

Guess what, it will come with your family name too.

kooooool

But for a man to leave work that early, two things are involved, either his wife is damn fine and he can't wait to see her.
Or
He has a match to watch.

Or what do you guyz think ?

@Clem n Migs Come i hope you guyz are not about to start anything cos i will give it to both of you hot.

Counsellor @ Clem: I think you case is a special one.

@Migs: Sir can you hold on a minute while i take your woman into the next room, so she can confide in me in private ?

No mind am.

She dey find money wey she go take make her hair for xmas.

Swthrt everyone here is a sharp man. Try Migs.

clem clem, you go paste anoda thing, tell me anoda thing for fone.

I dey feel you sha, being discrete is important in this business.

@Clem You suppose dey jump make your head dey hit roof.

No be your mate dey sell d kpomo for ajegunle (3 times for ground=50NGN)

You should count yourself lucky swthrt because i know hw many calls i have received for this deal.

@clem ummm miss you haven't answered the question.

@Clem You wan use us open office abi ?

My only problem with NLDers be say ona get starting but ona lack finishing.

this minute ona go behave like say ona wan fight, the next minute ona go humble.

Come if u are an ajebor here abeg don't run your mouth.

GBAM!!!

Rumour has it that ITUEN is now having an affair in KIRIKIRI.

ROFLMAO

Abeg make ona guess who im dey run things with ?

@saucekid Since you don decide to run yourself down, I think i should better announce your obituary on time.

<sub>We the house members of NLD are happy to announce the timely death of saucekid.

Who died in tessybaby's bedroom after the eleventh round (the babe own no good)

No other long things, Reception takes place immediately @ Migs n Clem's one room apartment.

All NLDers are cordially invited.

RSVP: SEUN.</sub>

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When i cut am the blood go come out, e go stain my body.

When i put am for fire the smoke go come out, ego stain my body , etc,

@slitty S-L-I-T-T=Y

Stupid-Little-Idiot Talking-Trash (Yawnslessness)

How dare you yab BMW of all cars ?
U need to see my baby ---- Z-3.

You can use Nepa Pole instead. As a chewing stick.

I think Mr Turkey has dual personality issues.

Oh my God all of ona here be like suspects,
_{inorder not to loose both ways,}

Abeg Tessybaby, the pepper soup remain ?

^{ben enters the room with osama bin laden and the talibans,
,
goes through the list of culprits, And orders for their immediate execution.}

Before your are all bombed, do you have any last wishes ?

@saucekid You are right man christmas gun. lol

It beats my imagination why i haven't locked up Tessybaby, because from all indications and ramifications, she is an accomplice to ITUEN in this GOAT theft.

But i tire to lock am up because ITUEN wey i lock since, nobody don come to bail am or negotiate im release. the bobo no even dey complain, from the look of things, im dey enjoy the place. Reports reaching me now is that ITUEN was homeless and i just gave him free accomodation @ KIRIKIRI.

So i think Tessy too wan use scope collect free accomodation, abi wetin ona think

Ok jokes apart, Migs if you wanna deal for real, you have to mail me privately and we talk biz.

OK.

I think we shud blame that on tessy.

@Migs, Wetin u wan sell ? Your father house? because i don get buyer down for that.

Or i can help to sponsor Clem to ITALY but we have to talk about the percentage.

Or do you have other dealz ?

I am just being a Nigerian.

@tessybaby  From the evidence provided my Migs, ITUEN was caught wanking my goat,

I will not spare that boy,

But i am confused now because since i locked him up, no one has even bothered to ask about his upkeep or release. The bobo self no even dey complain. Seems ituen didn't even have a house and i just gave him free accomodation @ KIRIKIRI.  

U guyz know u can't stand the heat should this turn ugly.

@Migs n tj_tj Don't start what u can't finish

so u guyz should better go on with the confession before i loose my temper, Its already in my hand now , ^{(i mean my temper).}

@saucekid I thought you were supposed to be conducting the confession? Or is this some kind of technique to steal time and digress from the issue at hand here ?

Ben calls up OSAMA, Bros osama, it seems these people think you flew all the way from afghanistan to make jokes. Oya begin set that bomb again.

The battle line has already been drawn,
Oya Migs blow im eye or else you don Bleep up.