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Thank Goodness they don't pay to laff, guy you for give me my money back.

LMAO
the oath of silence has been broken.

that was kool.

@tj_tj voodoo privates your ear.

hmmm come to think of it, doing IT every day for one full year, that sounds like fun.

@Migines Don't take it personal. From her name MARIJUANA mariejane, one can easily understand that she is high on weed and doesn't know who you are here.

@poster, you almost cracked my ribs, that was funny.

@All Hmmm, Now i am really confused, Infact all of ona na suspect.
OC pack all of them join the DANFO.

Prof MIgs (phd) and FART specialist, speaking

Na waooo this birthday don dey turn to CRUSADE oooooo.
How many weeks you wan celebrate your buff day ?

@TT Come guy you smoke knock-out ?
The last time i checked, it was my goat that was missing, thats why i jailed ITUEN ^{the prime suspect}

@All Atleast you guyz can see how sexy my goat is, thats why i am really angry.

@jeff.com This one wey you don dey admire my goat picture, no go give am belle oooo.

@saucekid Oooh so you follow chop the goat meat ?
Calls on policemen, OC oya join am for the danfo
^{saucekid tries to explain ,}
Mr-Man, I no wan know if na smell u smell am or na just tasting,
Any attempt or group of attempts is also punishable by the court of law.

Okay Tess you don hear am.
Where will you like me to send my account details to ?
Your mail abi make i come see you for house ?

@clemcykul We know you are good @ farting no dey show your talent anyhow naaa.

@feelgood ARE YOU REALLY FEELING GOOD ?
OR DOES YOUR HEAD HURT ? (anoda KOLOCASE)

Yaba left side no dey work again oooooo.

@Poster You call this crap "Lack Of Confidence",
Why not try "LACK OF YANS" ?

@Tess  Ehen na now you come, Now you are being reasonable.

@Migs  How much i buy that goat for switzerland again ?

@Tess U dey vex quick ooo, I only asked a question no harms meant ok,

Ona better pay me make i free ITUEN before the bobo die for jail. Tess show some love naaa.

@tessybaby Im be like say your brain press pause, abi your head na pentium 1/2 wey dey take 3 days to booth?
Don't you know Ituen has been in Prison for close to 3days now ?

hahahahaha
Im be like say you wan sleep for guard room.
For the second time na CLEM face i dey look ooo. because harmattan chill winds don dey blow, i no go like make she begin miss you.

@clemcykul Thank God we can't do those.
about the bulalala part, *smiles* if Migs aint hitting it right, just holla
What are friends for ?

@clemcykul Before we start, i go like know who you dey refer to:
dot2002, MIGS or TT because na these three people i believe say get some elements of SKOI SKOI (KOLOMENTAL)

@clemcykul Swthrt, I would have really loved to allow you kiss me, but i have to rush.
Have an important board meeting i really need to attend now.

@Migs Too bad you no really know who you dey deal with,
on seeing ben, the soldiers stood @ attention, all shouting
Morning sir !!!

@Migines Man na so you hate ITUEN reach ?
Lmao

I just dey imagine
Damn !!!!!
I will never make use of my mouth to eat anything again.

@folahann Being stupid ?

@All Na waooo, make ona free d babe naaa. She wan popular for room, we can all help her achieve that.
@dot2002 Let's continue the game ,

dot2002:
example i start with,

YOU WANT TO COME TO NIGERIA.?

(next poster continue with) your answer could be



start with

>>>>>>WOULD I HAVE TO PAID FOR IT, ?

next person might be to come and do what

next answer might be

to come and taste naija ladies and so on,

>>>>>>WOULD I HAVE TO PAID FOR IT, ?

DOESN'T YOU HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BE ABLING TO PAID FOR IT ?.

^{Enters room with more policemen.}
Oya if you hear your name, just respect yourself enter that danfo bus.

1. Migines
2. TT
3. Tessybaby

If you no hear your name, and for your mind, you know say you follow chop that goat meat peppersoup, respect yourself and join them too.
All of ona go join ITUEN today.
OLeeeee !!!!!!

@NLDers
Nawaoooo despite how long i don detain ITUEN reach, none of ona don come forward say make im pay me the money for my GOAT back make i release the yeye boy.
I didn't know you guyz hated ITUEN this much. Even TESSYBABY, ^{upon the love letter wey take ITUEN aprox. 2weeks to compose just for you}.
You can't show your love and free your man,
***laughs*** I think say na only blind love dey blind ooo, TESSY your fake love no only blind e be deaf and dumb join.

@tj_tj Guy,Just admit that you are dry. don't worry, we will all understand.

@dele9000 Jail break indeed. You think say na yankee you dey. I doubt if this guy don visit KIRIKIRI before.
Man Scofield could plan a jail break because he was fed well in prison.
Tell me hw ITUEN _{(wey na straw full im head before)} go fit escape prison with empty stomach.
If you really care for him, better go visit am now with beans before him die there.

@Migs, Na clem face i dey look ooo, you get mind dey talk for my presence say you follow chop the meat abi ?