₦airaland Forum

angeljanelee:
Do you know anyone that has a degree in geography and can teach it. A British school in Lekki, Lagos is in need of one. Salary 135k n above. if u are interested contact Boni (+234 803 712 8774)
just try ur luck sha

NwaAmaikpe:


An award in teaching is the most useless award in the world.

Ladyjumong:
Lol, we love him that way

NwaAmaikpe:



What's the essence of having a first-class brain if you have a wowor face?

QueenSekxy:
..yes I'm a first class material

QueenSekxy:
..yes I'm a first class material

Iruobean:
The rate at which Nigerians bags first class outside our country is somehow oooh. Can these people bag first class in Naija University or Polytechnics?

Fit2Rule:
The only reason we keep learning and unlearning this sh *t called English language is because we are yet to really be independent. If English is so universal, why can't be brits and Americans choose and use one between bonnet /hood, khaki /shorts, etc?
Time to accept and use our own Nigerian English.
waka = walk
chao/chop/wak = eat
crash = sleep
maga = crazy
comot = leave
fashi = ignore
wetin = what
flex = enjoy
shayo = drink

Add yours if you love naija lingo

AFONJAPIG:
gerrout of here

chloedogie:
My elder sister spent 11 years in OAU and finished in 1998 as a medical doctor as against 6 years without a single re-sit. I read engineering and spent 7+ years without a single spill and graduated 2004 where I should have spent 5 years. Buhari wasn't the president then. Be objective you are one of the leaders of tomorrow behave yourself.

alexialin:
An uncle of mine who was a chronic bachelor and refused to marry cos like he claims he was yet to find the bone of his bones. He dated babes but none fits his criteria so he said.
Everyone got tired waiting for him to marry. Until one day, he came home with a lady, he was so excited and eager to Introduce his lady to everyone as the woman he has been searching for all these years.
He told her to make herself at home while he went inside and called everyone to come and see his bride.
Everyone was like what happened to uncle today.
Lo and behold they all walked quickly to the parlour, and looked on with shock and disbelief!
He was smiling and beaming, mum, dad, everyone this is the woman I want to marry.

Guess what they saw? a slim albino lady with freckles and half past 4 eyes, who smiled nervously back at them. He quickly sat at her side and he said dad we need to go meet her parents for introduction and all. She's a school teacher and I love her so much.
His dad sighed, cleared his throat and said my son lemme see u outside.

They went outside and what we heard was arguments, then he rushed inside and said look this is whom I will. Marry. I dont care what u all say. I love this woman for Christ sakes, and no one will stop me Orelse we will handle the marriage preparations ourselves.
His mother was crying they've bewitched her son o

My mum said her brother, my uncle eventually married his albino wife

So definitely there is a woman for every man.

Albinos in the house, u all are wonderfully created. Let no one tell u otherwise.

Peace!

Statsocial:
Are you smoking weed What is the correlation between what you said and mine?
Mind you UNN has 50,000 students currently on enrollment. Affiliation ko attestation ni

Statsocial:
Are you smoking weed What is the correlation between what you said and mine?
Mind you UNN has 50,000 students currently on enrollment. Affiliation ko attestation ni

mmsen:
It's all well an good celebrating people with pieces of paper but do any of these people actively improve their environment or are they fighting for the same meagre banking and public sector jobs?

Carter4luv:
More graduates coming, jesu, u guys should go back and further ur education. No job for d country. More Dan 1 million graduates are still roaming. Even to get I.T placement na problem

Statsocial:
Wow 9,000 students
This may just be the reason why UNN isn't making headway with Times Higher Education ranking. By the time those ones divide lecturer available by students it would be so terrible and every opportunity to enter the ranking would have been lost. They may need to shed some of those student population through admissions like University Of Ibadan if they intend to make headway.