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It's true... but we naturally have men with smilingly faces... if you hav every met these people... they smile in all circumstances...

It's not like they are always happy... but dia brain control them to always smile whenever they are in conversation with someone...

Doesn't look nigerian

Bob is one of the most powerful connected celebrity In Nigeria right now..

Rest in peace...

Tf...

Why can't we be like some Western countries, such as the United States, Canada, and Britain, China, Russia, North Korea and many more who do not negotiate with terrorists...

When you romance and slap theses guys on wrist... you literally strengthen them and making them grow stronger...

I believe the southern and the Eastern parts of the country is safe to an extent.... pls... do not visit the North dis period if you like and care abt urself...

Concorde!🙌

If we keep paying ransom... we may have to add the funds to the next budget

Nigerians working out to confirm if na real or scripts


Shey dey hav sow dia colth down nii abi dey quickly sow it after dey rescue dem?

teewhydope:
A software developer with 3+ years of experience can easily earn 1m+ in Nigeria; fulltime salary + side gigs.

We have senior network engineer earning around 1.7m in naija...

The more I hav the skills and experience in tech.. d more u earn big

Roboto11:
Pays better how?

Most live from hand to mouth without any savings.

Especially in UK.

I accept the fact that in USA, soldiers are better remunerated but it doesn't make for one to denigrate his/her country of birth.

Na the same USA put am for water so.

Yes I agree, for me... I can never speak bad abt my country when I'm faraway from home or even renounce my citizenship... I know Nigeria has not really favoured the average Nigerians.. but it's our home and we should always be proud of it

Roboto11:
Stop writing rubbish.

You don't need to know anyone to join the Navy in Nigeria, certainly at Korofo level which is what be got in the US Navy.

This is exactly what Remi Tinubu was saying.

Jobs you wouldn't do in Nigeria, you would be lapping up abroad.

Dey play broda...
U talking as if we are not Nigerian also

I agree people join the Nigerian navy without connection but what's the percentage of people that actually secure that job with grace? ...

Because I can confidently tell you the recruitment process is not easy in Nigeria unlike the US where they beg you with juicy offers to join the US military ..


Forget abt wot Mrs president said... an average Nigeria will happily take low jobs abroad because it pays better than Nigeria...

We hav seen couple of yansh cleaners in abroad building mansion back home...even setting up multimillion business back home...

How many nigerians cleaning or sweeping on Nigeria can build house in Nigeria? Pls tell us

Oyindamolah:
Do You Regret Leaving Your Lucrative Nigerian Job For Abroad Menial Job


Share your experience with us with all sincerity and give advice ,who knows some people may just need it.
Have you ever left your lucrative Nigerian job be it in the banking, oil and gas, health sector for a menial job overseas & what do you feel about it right now.

We do know that is not that Rossy abroad as no country on earth is filled with milk and honey

If you enter with wrong visas you may regret

A lady came in and was working as a dishwasher.. she was frustrated and almost regretted the day she decided to japa... People around comfort her to keep enduring....

3years later... this lady don complete her duplex for lagos island... tho she had stop d dishwasher job and moved to something better... but now... she's foing really well..

If all Nigerians politicians woke up today and do a meeting and decides not to steal any money again...

I'm pretty sure our minimum wages we rise to 500/m

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

The vegetables wasn't the reason you had constipation... it was as a result of the food you eat before the day you visited ur friend..

It a crazy experience and I pray you won't experience it again oh...

Dis period... try dey eat food that contains fiber and consume more water this period to help you break down ur foods

Also... First thing in the morning around 6am... drink one bottle of water.... so before 7am... u can easily drop ur poo without stress..

Zool6:
Captain kelechi Ndukwe given very high role as first African to comand one of biggest USA missel destroyer warship in history still never renounced Nigeria his country of birth to appear more accepted to USA is ordinary sailor spitting Nigeria on public space he deserves what he got
So many Nigerias in USA military never had anyone spite the country like that ,mteww


quote author=madridguy post=129095483]R. I. P

U.S.A killed him.

I'm not supporting the late sailor for renouncing his birth country but everyone cases is different...

Captain kelechi might have no reason to renounce his citizenship because he never expected anything from nigeria... who knows if he had a great job and good life in nigeria before he moved overseas...? But for the case of dis young boy... he has suffered in nigeria, he searched for jobs everywhere but couldn't secure one because he doesn't know one politicians or governor... he studied in nigeria and was left to depends on his parent to survive.... now he managed to travel out... and you think whenever he remembered how his home country almost messed up his sanity! You think dat kind of person will ever wanna hav anything to do with nigeria again? ... so if he renounce.. don't blame him... the country might hav disappointed him so many way...

Is just like romancing an Ex wife that was caught cheating multiple times... if you later divorce the lady... Will u still be hanging out with her?

shadrach77:
How did countries like US, UK and Canada have several languages? I thought it's only English they speak

They are native Americans..

I'm glad the kids are saved...

But if the government truly paid ransom... then its bad for our national security

Yes have met a lady that can spend $50k on men... but she has got some bipolar shitt behaviour... so it risky to stick around for long

Kam2021:
But how can such a over 100 hundred children be kidnapped and no alarm will be raised whiletheoperationis goingon??Is it that people living in the neighbourhood's are bribed not to talk or what?
It's all looking arranged oo

It's like a TV show...

Some people are making lots of money from that...

KEVIND:
US-based Nigerian Nurse Gifts Her Husband Who Brought Her To America A Brand New Mercedes Benz On His 50th Birthday.

God bless the wife
God bless the hubby
God bless the United States of America for making dere dreams come tru

Congratulations to all Africans and participants

Goodvibes8:
There’s a new Apple Store situated around ikeja, they strictly deals on Apple products only and they needed an accountant, the salary is quite good… so a good friend of mine sent me a link that I should apply for the job since I have Bsc in accounting, then I applied.

Yesterday I received an Email from the Apple Store stating that I wasn’t up to the criteria due to my class of degree. I felt disappointed but life goes on.

I just screenshot the mail and send it to my friend and he said he wasn’t aware that there was a specific class of degree ( minimum of 2:2) to apply for the job.
He cheers me up and told me better days ahead.

Though I’ve a job currently but the Apple Store is willing to pay x 2 of my current salary.
I won’t lie I felt so devastated.

Goan learn tech broda...
With ur skills.. dey will beg you to work for dem

AyobamiOluwole:
So this girl has been coming to my place, eat the best food and all that. I've asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. I do give her money without asking her for anything on return because I could see she is not the lazy type and she is really hardworking. I am very much ok with finances and I see no issues with some of her demands.


Yesterday I called her and told her that I'm not happy and that I need cuddle only and not sex(I lost so much Dollars from futures trading that night). She later called and said she will come to my place for that reason. In my mind I was thinking this will go down as sex and all, but I don't really want sex.

All I just needed is someone to cuddle and get distracted with that's all. This is the only time I am demanding something from her.

So she came during the evening time, and later that night we went to supermarket and I got her something's to eat at home for the night. We got back home and everything was going well. We were both on the bed when I reminded her why she came. This is someone I've been doing quite a lot for without even thinking twice out of pity. She wouldn't give in and wouldn't let me know why she can't just allow me to cuddle her.

Mehn, from the loss I had earlier and all that, I got infuriated and called another girl telling to pls come over for the night. Then I told this girl to leave my house since she can be that selfish. I sent her out of my house around 10pm. She was telling me she doesn't have money to go home, I didn't care and I shut my door against her. Though I was scared letting her out on that road and that time of the night but my anger got the better part of me. It was later after getting over the whole thing I confirmed nothing happened to her from someone else.

Pls is there anything wrong with what I did?

Modified: Anger is a bad thing. I am wrong sending her away at that time of the night. This is probably the judgement I'll get 😔

its pretty obvious you sent her out because you were frustrated... because of the lost funds.. but I will beg you pls.. don't risk it again.. Nigeria is not a safe country.. wot if anything happen to her?... if she was kidnap or hunt while going home late... do u think her people don't know she visited you? Don't risk it pls again...

if you hav a lady and you want sex from her... call her and negotiate or discuss the sex before she leave her house... if she said no sex.. tell her not to come... dere are 100s of ladies out dere dat makes money tru sex and dey need people to call dem... pls take it easy... NPF no dey hear anything oh!

lecowas:
Buh they still keeping hostages yeah?

After the hostages are released..

Localemperor:
Is this a misconception or a myth? Why do people associate being tall to eating of beans.

I'm the only one in my family that eat beans like jollof... my height is around 6'0 inches tall

In naija.. we rehabilitate them and send them back to the street eith month salaries

Oluwaburna

chatinent:
Hah. Which kind name bi that? Na Brits dey teach for the school? Or nah Brits dem dey teach una about?

Na brits oh... pure white...

We dey even go Chicago for excursion ☺️☺️😎

Festus30:
She don over ripe sef

Can you report urself to the nearest DSS office? we want to quickly show you something...

chatinent:
Which school you attended did this?

British Innternational Sango Branch 😁

Now this Islamic terrorist will have demself to blame as putin will never rest until he revenge the dead Russians

Ravenna:
No, they don't learn.

They're still holding more than 100 Israeli hostage since last October.

IDF should annihilate Palestinians, push gazans to the Mediterranean, others in West Bank to Lebanon or anywhere like Hell.

That's when they will learn

They are very stubborn for holding hostages till date... well I'm not isreal will be stopping anytime soon u til they Recive back dia people