₦airaland Forum

Keneking:
Ok

"The cause of the inferno is not yet known but details made available to Politics Nigeria reveal that the audit unit was heavily affected."

- A whole Audit Unit is gone with no backup of documents,reports, either scanned or saved in Cloud (9)

Why not security house, kitchen or admin, why Accounts & Audit?

Lalasticlala ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This government sef

autojosh:
Yeah I am talking about Danfos again,why wouldn’t I ?.When you see them in every nook and cranny .

Today I would be telling you about some tips on how to avoid trouble with Danfo bus conductors.

Lets get started.

1.Know Where You Are Going
You should definitely know where you are going to before you board any Danfo bus.If you don’t ,make sure you ask before boarding the bus.Trust me it wont be funny when you enter a bus going to Sango Ota when your intended location is Sangotedo.You won’t be getting a refund,but you might be getting an exchange of blows.So be sure of where you are going !.

2.Have The Exact Bus Fare
Always have the exact bus fare to avoid troubles.If you are not sure of the exact fare , always make sure you have enough money in lower denominations especially #100 and #50.

3.Speak Politely
Lets be honest most of us talk to them anyhow because they are “conductors”.But they are human,and very extraordinary human beings who are constantly unstable as a result of stress and sometimes alcohol and different botanical species rolled up in paper *winks*.

4.Be Patient
Sometimes even after you have done all the above ,they still act weird and very unstable .You just have to be patient with them .Most fights and sometimes deaths involving passengers and conductors would have been averted if only one or both of them exercised patience.

What do you think ?

Had a funny encounter with a Danfo conductor ?

Kindly comment .

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/danfo-conductors-4-tips-avoid-trouble/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

olaezebala:
Me then o,

1. Shave clean.
2. Enter bus like correct person.
3. Make call loud and clear and talk about being on your way to barrack and why an imaginary slowpoke should remain in detention.
4. Pay ur transport fare.
5. sit back and relax as conductor comport himself for the rest of the trip.

pussypounder:
Stages:
I. If you don't want to be a father yet, don't creamp1e even if you keep your nuts hanging out, Instead you can cream pie her assssshole

II. Let her sit on your face before you teabag unless it smells like rotten fish or it is a thick forest

III. Once the snail is already slimy, you can put just the mushroom tip inside but don't explode inside even though it's too sweet

IV. Never keep your nuts hanging out for too long unless you will mistakenly put your akamu inside the pot

V. Then you can decide to bury the hammer so deep that the next explorer would think it was a dagger

Thank me later

nnokwa042:
Abba Aji kalli ur English Na die

Montaque:
You are the Governor of the state for gods sake. Do something and stop raising alarm here and again

Billyonaire:
All they do is pump $300m, $100m, $400m to their surrogate bankers and round-trip while making billions, then the price goes up and again and the fraud continues.

It is either Buhari is too naive or he is involved in this fraud.

How come they dont know that you cant force the price of a currency down by temporal flooding the market with scarce dollars. The solution is local production and they have done nothing to encourage manufacturing, no loans for start-ups, no lowering of interest rates for production firms, no banning of govt purchases of foreign expensive cars. Our mumu too much sef.

Instead of injecting billions of dollars to stabilize Naira fraudulently, why not give the hundreds of millions of dollars as loans for young start-up entrepreneurs as grants and loans and see the economy evolve with time.

Our government's mumu too much sef.

jaymejate:
Hmm, i think he was actually heading to the jumping venue since he is a Doc

NUJ, national union of Jumpers
Lets go there

sarrki:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/04/06/nigerias-past-leaders-no-right-talk-messed-system-oshiomhole/

kingbee90:
Life is all about choices an preferences. The fact that u don't like the phone doesn't mean someone else doesn't like it. There are still die hard Nokia freaks out there.
Now stay off my tread u enemy of progress. I don't know why these days there are "bad Belle" people everywhere. You are just trying to dent someone's business for no reason. And bet me someone will always stand in your way in every area of your life if u don't desist from doing this.

freeDR:
The Senator posted on his Facebook book page what he finds to be a pitiable reflection of our educational system. He writes:

"This is one major reason why I believe we must fund education instead of our politicians wasteful lifestyles. What type of life would a child have when he is taught this at school?"

HolyCraig:
Leicester star Ahmed Musa was arrested in the early hours of Wednesday morning on suspicion of beating his wife, but was later released without charge.

The Nigerian international, signed by the Foxes for £16million last summer, was quizzed by police for two hours on suspicion of common assault.

Officers arrived at Musa's home just hours after Leicester's 2-0 win over Sunderland on Tuesday night, a match which the 24-year-old didn't play in.

He has played just 14 minutes of football since Craig Shakespeare replaced Claudio Ranieri as Leicester's manager in February.

Ahmed Musa of Leicester City shoots at goal
Musa was released without charge (Photo: Getty)
A statement by Leicestershire Police on Thursday morning read: "A 24-year-old man arrested on suspicion of common assault has been released with no further action.

"The man was arrested from his home address near Leicester yesterday morning."

A Leicester City statement said : “We are aware that Ahmed Musa has today (Wednesday) cooperated with a police inquiry relating to a disturbance in the early hours of this morning.

“The inquiry has since been closed and no further action is to be taken.


Musa's club released a statement on his arrest (Photo: Leicester City FC via Getty Images)
"We see no reason for formal action internally, though Ahmed will be given the opportunity to discuss the matter with football management when the squad returns to training on Friday."

Musa wished his wife a happy birthday on Instagram on Wednesday.


He was arrested for wishing the Queen happy birthday too early



He wrote: "On this special day, may you have: All the joy, your heart can hold; All the smiles, a day can bring; And all the blessings, a life can unfold.

"May God bestow you with His bounties and blessings!

"Happy Birthday,To my Queen."


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/leicester-star-ahmed-musa-released-10169665

Lalasticlala
Semid4lyf

seguno2:
IF he was murdered, the killers may be putting out the stupendous stories to make it look like suicide.

dainformant:
Here are photos of the Fleet Commander, Western Naval Command, Apapa, Lagos State, Rear Admiral Daniel Ikoli, who was found dead in a pool of blood at his residence in the Apapa area of Lagos. It was learnt that a service pistol, expended and live ammunition, were recovered at the scene by police detectives who visited the residence.

It was believed that Admiral Ikoli shot himself dead.

It was gathered that he lived with his house boy. His wife stays in Abuja, while his children are schooling abroad.

Ikoli, who was Commander, Nigerian Navy Ship (NNS) BEECROFT and later appointed into the presidential committee on the probe of arms deal, was said to have been found in a pool of his blood.

It was gathered that the naval officer left the office, on Tuesday afternoon, after complaining he was not feeling too well. It was also gathered that Admiral Ikoli was battling an undisclosed illness, which made him lose weight.

It was also gathered that the deceased was suffering from depression caused by the high dollar rate and unavailability Foreign Exchange (FOREX) for his children’s tuition.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/photos-of-naval-officer-who-was-found.html

jamp:
Honestly I must commend this present government on the recent improvement in power generation in MY AREA. I dont know of other areas.

We have light almost 15 to 20hrs a day. Thats great. I pray they keep it up.

Presently am staying in trademore estate abuja.