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Pastors performing wonders more than Jesus Christ sef

midolian:
Juju men everywhere! If na me stand there, even if hin hit me, I no go fall.

God please deliver these gullible people from corporate jujumen!

Yes na! They won't fall because if they do, the camera might fall too, and that ll be the end of the show .

My mind really they can cook up stories to extort from the congregation. I can imagine after this story, he would ask the church to show unto an Angel in your life

Do not mistake, I've encountered same in life and I believe in Angels living amongst men but not what that pastor is saying!

sean1000x:
Kai Kai Kai, Kai Nigerian Pastors!

He lost the chance to touch 300 lives with 1 million naira each as business startup capital or 50 lives with 6 million naira as startup capital or even millions of Nigerians with ground breaking infrastructure.... above all he lost the chance to win Nigerians' hearts

No ooo.... Better when younger

Nne5:
Buhari looks better in old age.

Your suggestion is akin to what those security men at big hotels and other public places do. They've been told to look into the trunks of cars seeking to go inside the compound, roll an under-car mirror to check underneath. They do just that and I give it to them BUT the point here is that do they know what they're looking for underneath or in the car trunk?

It baffles me to note that at night, the roll the under-car mirror to your car in the darkness, you wonder if they actually see whatever is under. Same goes for looking in the car trunk ....they don't lift the covers ....can't someone hide things under the spare tire for example?

Relating it to your suggestions, preaching abstinence without telling the kids the 'how' and 'after effect' makes no sense to them. Growing up, we were warned to avoid going closer to boys (abstinence) so we don't get pregnant you and I know that is not true!

I believe they need to know the truth from their parents rather than through an outsider who may end up 'demonstrating' it to them.

priscaoge:
Is this the Sex education they were told to teach the children? Really? What happens to teaching them that abstinence is the best? What happens to teaching them about sexual transmitted diseases? Why not teach them the dangers of early sex? This is all shades of wrong! A 14yr old boy having sex? And whoever wrote that book thinks he's sane? I give up! Please if this is what u understand by teaching kids about sex, don't come near my child. Teach them to speak up when someone sexually assault them. Teach the girls not to allow any Uncle to lap them. Teach the girls the dangers of early pregnancies. Teach the boys to report any Aunty that touches their Joystick. Teach the kids to stay away from sex till they are old enough to have sex. Teach them that premarital sex is a Sin according to our religion. Our kids deserve better pls. It is better to build the children than to mend the men of old. If u start telling them that at the age of 14 they are supposed to have sex, biko what do u think their future will look like? Are u raising them to be World Professional P*orn stars or what? We should understand what Sex Education is before going into classrooms. #MyOnePenny

Kids grow faster these days. I see nothing wrong in a 9 year old learning such. I was 9 years old when I started JSS1 and this was one of the topics in Integrated Science.

Besides at this age or below, they're vulnerable to being 'raped' by some. Neighbor or Uncle threatening them not to tell or they 'die'.

If they know early enough the dangers and repercussions of getting closer than normal to men (even their close male relatives), the better.

What is wrong with these people sef? Are there no pressing issues for then to delibrate on? Or what?

EdificationBoss:
Senator Solomon Olamilekan Adeola on Thursday asked the Comptroller General of Customs, Hameed Ali to go back and wear his uniform.


He said the rules of the Nigerian Senate still stands on the issue of the uniform.

Sen Yayi says anyone can wear the Customs uniform and appear as the CG @CustomsNG

Hameed Ali has earlier said "no law against him for not wearing Uniform".

http://www.newshelm.com/2017/03/go-back-and-wear-uniform-senator-yayi.html

Soon they will be charging licence fee for radio on our mobile phone as well as direct DSTV to charge TV licence fee on all subscriptions.

I blame the current CBN governor for not nipping in the bud all these things before it got to this level. Now he's doing damage control.

nadirinamata:
Comedy pioneer Alibaba has taken to his Instagram page to react over the 49 million naira found at the Kaduna airport by the officials of EFCC, two days ago. He wrote,



'Some time ago, I wrote about how cash movement drove up the exchange rate of the dollar. I smiled when I saw this. Not because it is amusing, but because I know that bit by bit, we will get it right. Remember when there was no BVN, monies will leave government accounts and enter a non-government account and disappear.

No traces. But not anymore. In fact, you will be amazed at the number of abandoned accounts that people have refused to verify. They can not link those accounts to their BVN. Yawa will gas. So what have they resorted to? They have resorted to hiding the monies in soakaways, Graves and tombs, abandoned buildings, etc.

Trust me, if that money had been converted to dollars, one handbag or hand luggage is all it would have required. And again, do you know how much of such cash movement helicopters have done across the country? But instead of how to make laws to check all these, it's uniform of the CG of customs that is the problem. What laws have been made stem the onslaught of piracy and kidnapping? Or to check corruption.'

http://olasazzy.com/2017/03/16/ali-baba-reacts-to-the-n49m-found-at-kaduna-airport/

She probably was shagging the gateman on the side else what was he doing with her car keys, bedroom keys? A gateman is not a house cleaner or keeper. We girls that are so protective of our domain na hin go give gateman house keys? Pulesssse

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5004219_buharipresides2_jpeg102728ee7b5ca2c40fd668e9cdb434e2


Prof Osinbajo be like ....."That seat shaaaa .....remain small. Hmmmm God de"

I know just pulling your legs All the best dearie

brokenplate:
I am the recruiter and my previous posts was about looking for a job?
I am still looking for a benefiting job as we speak.
So I wish I was the recruiter

Exactly! Because of that I abhor touching the seeds even with a long spoon. If just one seed remains on the cutlets I won't eat sef how much more chewing or drinking the crushed one yuck!

soberdrunk:
You people have come again ooooo!!! "Pawpaw seeds"?? pawpaw seeds that they told us as kids that if you step on it, your leg will swell

you're the recruiter

brokenplate:
He is not a scam.
I hate it when you allow your failure and incompetency to rub on others.
That's his house.
I ve been there. Although the place looks quite quiet but he is a recruiter.

I got an offer from his client which I turned down .

Your first salary will be shared 50:50

Choi. This might be the source of their popular Kilishi I guess the camel was about dying though

I guess the respondents are people who jump from one company to the other meaning the survey was carried out via email. If your company has good conditions and not listed, know that the staff turnover rate is low or none existent hence the lack of representation

Useless banks ....they know how to offload the forex forget their yarns. Let them increase the Master Card Naira limit and lets see if they would have any excess left #eDiots

You can't compare that assignment to ghanaian babies dem ass and waist o water go always find hin levo. Chris is doing just dat now

LesbianBoy:
And this damilola geh has a sexy big ass o!

That tray tho

Mark de busy de shag hin wife while others are busy posting and liking posts all day long on Facebook

Where is this located?

oluking:
Two bedroom Flat with large size bedrooms available for N280K . Negotiable if u be beta person . call 09032416694.

Nor mind am! One useless SAN don go brain wash their family.

Purpletee:
Sue for defamation of character and unlawful justice and watch BBN sue for sexual assault....wonder what our youths are up to this days.

who send you go press orange...teenagers watching this program learn bad attributes from it.

Nice one. The car is like.... Make sure you're there no excuses

Though they're dead, it is assumed they still deserve to be moved the same way they would have walked were they alive. You don't walk with your heads... You walk with your legs

Lovely

ovokooo:
She was given the award for the best TV series and she cracked everybody up with her acceptance speech.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYnAjidh0c8

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/funke-akindeles-hilarious-acceptance-speech-amvca-video/

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

Ok. Will call you. Cheers

nysot:
Those are fixed amounts by the Estate management. We can only inspect during the week,kindly pick a suitable day during the week and let me know. My contact is in my signature.
Thanks

Ok

nysot:
Those are fixed amounts by the Estate management. We can only inspect during the week,kindly pick a suitable day during the week and let me know. My contact is in my signature.
Thanks

Ok. But thought its usuall 10% agreement and 10% Agency? How come its 50k each? Can we meet tomorrow? Will call to go see it.

nysot:
Yes

self contain and same price?

nysot:
Yes,still available.
Location is Elegant Court,Ilaje before Ajah roundabout. The estate is on Mobil road

Still available? Location?

nysot:
Self contained:
Rent: #300,000
Service charge : #50,000
Agency and Agreement: #50,000 each..

I need a mini-flat or self contained apartment anywhere from Lekki Phase One to VGC/Ajah axis.

Attributes I'm looking out for inclde the following

1.Within a gated compound and or estate
2. Portable water and own electricity meter
3. Not many tenants
4. Close Proximity to high way
5. Brand new building or well maintained
6. On the side of the road going towards Lekki phase one/VI

Budget

Yearly Rent from 300k - 400k

Thanks.

Trust me, the CBN has a limit it can get to before they succumb.

MENTORCH:
Venezuela doesn't produce as much barrels as Nigeria does, the only way CBN can lose the battle is if the oil price goes down to 30, but if it remains in its 50s those people hoarding the dollar will lose. As CBN is auctioning the dollar they making profit too and getting billions of naira that will be injected back into the economy.