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Yet another closing the doors on a fellow Nigerian

What many may not understand is that fees for these guys may have been paid by one of the super rich hausas billionaires who are not like any we got in the South who are only interested in flaunting their wealth on Social Media.

The northerners do it same way they give out alms.

And they will be giving him chieftancy title upandan

Exactly! EFCC will soon start investigating the source of funds for his exotic cars then we go begin hear of witch hunting

Fanirandele:
When they start dealing with his f-up he will start crying witch hunting

See what the bastard did to his ex wife

Must we all click on the link below to see the balance? Haba

When I got there I was shocked at what I found. I found my sister in hot romance with our pastor. They were both stark n*ked and were really startled when they saw me.
My body went cold and I threw up into a corner.
My sister grabbed hold of her clothes and ran out but the pastor stood there loking at me with really apologetic eyes for some few minutes before he grabbed his clothes and said
“It was the devil bro. I tell you. I don’t know what got over me.”

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He then begged me not to tell anyone about it and that he will pray about it and that God will forgive…he went on bla bla bla.
I just kept on looking at him, not even able to move. After a while,he put his trousers and his shirt and went out.
Right now I am so confused, disappointed and wrecked in my spirit. I don’t even know what to do. My sister has been crying her eyes out asking me to forgive her.
I don’t know if I should tell or just keep shut. Advice Me Please!!!!!!!!

RomanticAmebo:
http://Amebosquare.com

The man shared the story with stunned social media users in which he explained how he was shocked to catch his sister in the bathroom having s*x with their pastor.



Below is what he wrote:
I don’t even know how to start this.

I have been sick for a while and had to take a day off from work to go home and treat myself.

My boss is not the smling type, so it took me a lot of convncing to get him allow me to go home.

Before I took the excuse, my only sister with whom I live alone, had called me to ask about my health and to find out if I was coming home or not. I had told her I would not because I had not asked my boss then and I was not sure how he would take it if I asked him. So I told her I would not come home.

However, things changed a little later, after I began feeling really terrible and that was when I had to ask for a day off. My boss later granted me time off.

I tried calling my sister to tell her I had changed my mind and that I was coming home but her phone was off, so I just headed home.
On getting into our compund, I was already feeling like throwing up. I felt like lying down on the bare floor because of what I was feeling inside me. I barely managed to pull myself inside our sitting room. I sat down on chair and tried to cool myself down before I call my sister.

While still sitting, the nauseating feeling inside me got the better of me and I really felt like throwing up, so I ran towards the bathroom.

When I got there I was shocked at what I found. I found my sister in

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http://amebosquare.com/stories/caught-respected-pastor-sx-sister-bathroom/

Neat installation. quick questions - With the two DSTV dishes, does it mean that the tenant would only need to connect his decoder and the system is up and running? Also the use of SMILE 4G ...does it mean the data bundle would be paid centrally?

Wonder which of the NFFs Nigerian players abroad would answer to now

GEJ looked every inch like those Niger Delta Avengers militants while PMB looked like one fulani man dressed in babanriga wearing military boots ....na joke ar de ooooooOo!

SeverusSnape:
The man (Buhari) looks very lanky and sickly in Army uniform. https://cdn2.jaguda.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/66.jpg

^^ see, GEJ who was not even a military man looks more GALLANT

GEJ was the quintessential 'commander in chief'.

Try this http://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=261999

tushbobo:
Hi all, please is there anyone who can help with information on how to get my kindle repaired. It comes up with an error 22 message. Kindly reply if you have any information regarding kindle repairs. Thanks.

Jokers!

Lady in the 4th pix ....was she twerking

former Inspector General of Police son graduated abroad? Wonder why we're still under the pangs of corruption?

Serious governor

Glad to know that.

tipwill:
nice one. you saved me a lot with that.

All about priorities dear Why buy jewelries when you know you got school fees to pay?

Daminaj1:
While thanking friend and family for their kindness to her first daughter Michelle Gentry on her birthday, Nollywood actress Mercy Aigbe revealed things has not always been easy. She revealed she once had to sell her jewelries to be able to pay her daughter's school fees.

She wrote;





http://www.daminaj.com/2016/07/i-sold-my-gold-chain-at-yaba-just-to.html

Nice one Yusuf ...stand your ground!

He's shy. Please allow him to repeat if needs be. Do not try to force him so he doesn't feel bullied rather let him go at his own pace.

The proverbial Kaduna Mafia is back on the corridors of power

Abeg urge peace in Naija too naaaaa! Charity begins at home oooo!

Small girl don de expose butt ccrack God help us

@embolden ...hope she didn't try to preach that to the people around the area. RIP ma.

shinystar:
Jessica, the 15-year-old first child of Deaconess Eunice Mojisola Olawale, who was brutally murdered during morning evangelism in Kubwa, Abuja has described her as an epitome of godliness.

She wrote in the condolence register: “Mummy, I can’t still believe you are gone now. I love you so much.

“I will try to be strong for Daddy, okay? I will take care of my younger ones like you wanted me to. Oh…how I miss you. I think of you.

“You were so beautiful in all suffering and pain. I miss you, come back to us. You must come back to us because nothing is impossible.
“Daddy Adeboye will come and pray for you, okay? Then I will laugh and say I told you mummy will come back. You just can’t leave me here and daddy is worse.

“Please beg God to allow you come back. You love me, you love us, you love him; e sanu wa, e pada (pity us, come back to earth). I can’t sleep, eat, bathe, think and smile.

“I tried to be brave for you. You told me to be strong but mummy I am weak and empty, I am dying. COME BACK. Beg Jesus to release you.

“Oh, how I miss you. Only if I knew, I would have been a better person.”

Speaking with reporters, Jessica Olawale said: “I cried uncontrollably when I heard the news but what can I do? Our only consolation is that she has gone to be with the Lord.

“She always tells me that anyhow, anywhere, she will make heaven. On Friday evening, I was sleeping when she woke me and asked me to accompany her somewhere.

“We trekked to the junction to pay a Mallam she owed. On our way back, she asked me if I have noticed the way she and her siblings love themselves.

“I told her yes and she said I should bring my siblings closer to myself and that I am supposed to be their mother. She was just talking and I said okay mummy. I didn’t know that she was close to her death.

“I will miss everything about my mummy. If I cook, she will shout, ‘Toluwani, I said stop adding too much maggi and salt inside food, it is not good’.

“Sometimes when she goes out, she comes back and ask me can’t I go out and come back home to a neat house?

“The night before she was killed, she came to my room to complain that my room was dirty and then I told her the other chores I had done for the day, she said she was happy and proud of me.

“That night, she described my younger ones as great generals of Jesus Christ and prayed for them.”
Jessica also relayed an interesting encounter with her mother some 24 hours before she was killed.

She said: “I had told her goodnight but I later went downstairs with my brother to meet her. As we got down, she bent down and killed a rat with her leg. She picked it up and said that is how she would kill her enemies.”

http://naijachurchnews.com/daddy-go-will-come-pray-moving-tribute-slain-deaconess-olawales-first-child/

He will be received by both the 1st and 2nd NFF Presidents

I doubt Nigerian Universities use points

NifemiOlu:
Of course. What I'm trying to imply is, for example, that I had a 3.34 CGPA in my undergraduate programme and have 60 points in my Masters, Nigerian universities use CGPA for undergraduate programmes and points for Postgraduate programmes. Well, maybe I'm missing something.

Too much time on everyone's hands Soon they would have to respond to why PMB uses a progressive eyeglasses or a Calvin Klein boxers #YeyePeople

There he goes again .....victim of Past Regime Syndrome (PRS)

When connections is needed to pass CV or get a job ...then its no longer by merit

ArcFresky:
Recently became employed and i wish to share my experiences.
  I graduated from a renowned Nigerian instution with a 2.1 in architecture and a 4. Cgpa in masters. My skills included knolwledge in almost all relevant architectural software and general computing, so job humt must be easy right?

 ;DHowever i wanted a job by searching on my own. this led me to scurrying through jobberman, texing and mailing numerous online firms, calling various firms listed in the registered architects booklet.

  I got some offers, but the pay and work environment was discouraging.   After 2 weeks of looking... I humbly went back to my dad (who i had earlier refused his offer)  and just like magic, got a call from a nice firm to come and start work asap.

Anyways the point is.

1. Jobberman is now crap.. Nigerians have spoilt it with spam (got a lotta fake mails, plus jobberman kept advertising a cv rewrite (5k)  and online courses.

2. Jobs are near u. Check online using google maps or directories. For example i used archon register of architects, Gave me a localised list of numbers and mails

3. C.V's? Crap....show them what u can offer... c.v is just a formality. Peeps at my workplace havent even seen my C.V.

3. C.v's are good, but are better with connections.... Find an influential person and disturb the crap out of his/her life.

4. Be humble and honest. Ur cv is probably not the best, plus honesty pays...

5. Pray pray pray..

Nigeria Educational System use CGPA while UK and other European Universities use point system. What OP meant was that he got a 4.00 CGPA in his Masters.

NifemiOlu:
Lol. He has 4. stuff in Masters. I don't even understand that. Masters is graded in 2 digits (except there's a certain arrangement for Architecture) e.g 60 points which qualifies one for PhD or 55-59 points which makes one eligible for MPhil.
I don't understand his 4. thingy. Maybe that's why he's suggesting one cannot a job without connections.

HR should be sacked immediately! What if the sacked employees began destroying installations while on the rig after receiving the letter? People are dumb shaaaa. I guess she must have been a foreign university cum first class graduate ....as oil companies for Naija nor de employ 3rd Class graduates naaaa

CisconAvenger:
In a shocking move aimed at intimidating the Pengassan branch of Ciscon. The MD- Mr. Shawley Coker based on the advice of his HR Manager Chioma Ken-Oshionya ordered that 66 union members of staff be sacked without being paid their 3months salary being owed them. The letters signed by the HR Manager were sent via email and DHL to the staff who were not allowed into the office to collect it.

The worst part of it is that 4 of the sacked staff received their termination letters via email from the HR Manager WHILE WORKING ON THE RIG FLOOR.

The staff while working for Ciscon on a Cheveron rig received a mail on their phone's and were shocked to see a termination letter that was even backdated. Not only that, the letters might as well been written by a vulcanizer or carpenter for it was extremely crude and lacked even the basic courtesy.

The staff were shocked and expected that a crew would be sent in immediately to take over from them but as the hours dragged on, the foolishness of the management staff becomes apparent as they expected the terminated staff to continue working for Ciscon with a terminationl letter in their pockets.


The terminated staff showed the letter to the Chevron company man who was shocked that any sane person could send a termination letter by mail to a staff in such a high risk environment.


We later learnt that Chevron sent for the Ciscon GM of that unit- Dr. Joe Ejedawe who is a SHELL retiree to explain the rationale behind sacking staff on the rig but he had no explanation to give.

Porsin wen nor fit fix public holiday dates correctly

lamzybaby:
More: http://nigerianpilot.com/defence-procurement-buhari-may-sack-interior-minister/

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You begin to wonder if same thing happened last year ....why this year sometimes, we the residents are to blame. We block the drainages and expect government to perform magic before the rains? The government sef, when they won't license or provide good waste disposal companies how do people dispose off their wastes? The people nko ....are they ready to pay for waste disposal? All man go keep quiet now

Na everybody for Ethiopia de write the exams?