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Hahaha quite funny sha. Let's hope your son don't see a He-goat smelling a She-goat a55 one day... he will be like I saw daddy doing this to my Mummy.... does that make him a goat ?

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

Lol like seriously? You think I'd be like babies waiting on a guy for her fill of movies? Naaaaaah I run my own show dear

ibietela2:
All this services you mentioned........ Lol, it's good sha.

Hmm.. Rough setup see cables flying around like spider website

LordVoldemort:
Very series was a hissss from #makingamurderer to #marcopolo to #nachos everybody go and get strong Internet connection cos netflix ti take over



I'm enjoying my netflix

Data don't come cheaply but if you can afford a good Internet, saves the cost of buying additional data on your font separate and subscribing for DSTV. You kind of get an all in one package so to speak

omodapson:
Do data come cheap? In the end, you might be shelling out more than 16k on data every month. Unless they come so cheap....

Why? You think say na only boys or guys de bi techie?

ibietela2:
Are you a female?

He only got monies from Venture Capitalists .....not money made from IrokoTV. He can't gain from the Netflix partnership ....Naija people would go for Series and not Nollywood

Aspireahead:
well..the guy made some few cash from it...and there was this time i heard they were partnering with netflix to promote naija movies

Netflix now have an optimized app that consumes less data. I've been off DSTV rubbish for a year now. HULU, Netflix, Popcorn time, Mobdro and Kickass Torrents been my replacement

free2ryhme:
Your post did not specifically address the losers. Where does DSTV stand in all of this and what shld be her lose once netflix enter the nigeria market

Did they ever make any impact?

Aspireahead:
Iroko TV watchout!

Caused by poor drainage planning. The outlet for the collected water to the Lagoon is on the same level as most of the drains. So what this means is that they gutters always had water in them and when the sea is on high tide, the water flows back to the gutters and over-flows to the road.

oatzeal:
Hello Tosin {nairanaijanews},

[img]http://4.bp..com/-VlllpZtXwbo/Vo450wI0GwI/AAAAAAACN1I/Y8DyAiIU0zM/s1600/LE.jpg[/img]

Believe it or not, this is Emma Abimbola Cole street in Lekki Phase 1 in Lagos. And no, it's not sometime in rainy July, it's the evening of 6th of January 2016..

The spot has been waterlogged throughout the harmattan and I don't know why. I'm getting pretty frustrated with it, because the road beneath the flood has degraded and is now very bad. We hear it has something to do with a leakage of pipes from the water board which is very close to the bad spot. Whatever it is, we the residents of the neighbourhood are quite frustrated with it, it's been so since I moved here almost two years now.
[img]http://2.bp..com/-jUaFpvQWig4/Vo46AiLOLGI/AAAAAAACN1Q/Rh9uH8jPlN4/s400/LE2.jpg[/img]

Please, publish this and shame the right authority into doing their job (it's a shame that that is the tactic tax-paying citizens have to resort to for basic amenities in Nigeria). I'd be truly grateful if you do. Thanks


From a frustrated resident of Lekki Phase 1

[img]http://4.bp..com/-Xpyr3JzizbM/Vo46DbZS5eI/AAAAAAACN1o/6OhL1RIvwT4/s400/LE5.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp..com/-go9XkZQlWGY/Vo46EFIumtI/AAAAAAACN1w/SyYZ4QPL-sQ/s400/LE6.jpg[/img]

E gbo, Lekki residents how far?


Cc lalasticlala
Source: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2016/01/photos-flood-in-lekki-phase-1-despite.html

I agree with you. In the UK, super markets and big stores like our Shoprite charges you 1 pound to use their trolley but good thing is you get back your 1 pound coin when you return it back to the trolley lot

To make matter worse, the walk way is riddled with pot holes and you can't stroll down with your wheeled luggage

EgunMogaji:
Trolley is not free in the USA when departing unless you hijack an unused one in the parking lot. I know that it's free in arrival in Houston but not free in both arrival and departure in LAX

Let's be reasonable.

This nor bi today tin naaaa. Go to Kaduna, Katsina and see the real McCoy

Wike has stirred the Pyrates nest and he will definitely pay for it hehehehe

Well some how it was the premium king of phones like iPhone then but in terms of innovative designs like Samsung doing these days churning out various designs

PotestDeus:
You mean iPhone?

Nokia was the 'Samsung' of that period

Come on.... you should know I'm only being sarcastic naaaaa and thank you I know much more about the National Stadium Surulere so you don't have to lecture me OK?

og2711:
You obviously must be a child. If not, you'd know that it was built before all these new stadiums you have called.

Keep it so you won't have to bother about arrears again

Oooooh we have Abuja + Akwa Ibom + Teslim Balogun ......why we for need National Stadium? Next please ....

Hehehe ...the same IMF whose president came calling today? #NigeriansJustWantEntertainment

Funnily enough, all three app seem to have same features such that I suspected one company built for all the banks

DzTzl:
Thanks for your contribution, apart from Diamond bank bn ur best app is there any other features you as a customer will like to have on the app that's unavailable??

I have the following mobile banking app and rate them in the following order

1. Diamond Bank
2. Zenith Bank
3. GTBank

Diamond Bank though it helped keep me away from their banking hall through their transfer module, they are not to be relied upon as they can decide to go haywire without notice.

GTBank app lost their respect in me when they started asking for token verification for transfers to be effected.

Zenith Bank, I couldn't be bothered to activate mobile bank module. I'm OK with their under utilized Mobile Money module which I activated.

Used it for bank to bank transfer and they charge you + VAT and COT way more than other banks I use do for NIP transfers. They can be relied on though.

Very true and correct. The only issue here is the location. Nigerian Universities save for few privately owned ones, the rest lack motivation to be self-reliant OP only need to focus and chart his/her future path and follow it to conclusion .....don't wait for those archaic lecturers

vinqq:
Guy I dont want you to make a mistake in your life.You can be anything you want to be with computer engineering.which level are you?Let me tell you my story.
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You want to program,then program on your own.Follow online tutorials of the language you want to learn.Don't forget that you need to learn the hardware architecture on which you are programming.Mostly embedded systems.Stick to engineering.It cuts across all fields of life.If you need mentorship,add me on whatsapp +237672072724 and i'll be glad to help.

These are the kind of cases countries such as Iran should be bothered about and not for indiscipline people arrested for blocking roads

Hmmm ...when every babe is going the Baby Mama route RIP

Hahaha ....I was even going to point out at the 4GLTE signal being displayed on the screen top when there's no 4GLTE SIM card inside ooooh dear me ....so ch1nko still de fake Samsung? SMH

Saw nothing wrong in fan's response to the post ...it was apt though wrongly read.

Ok ...try either of this two *#32489# or *#0011# let me know the outcome

jaiyeobaDave:
I tried the code it saying wrong mmi blah blah

You mean 3G? Please try this code from your keypad *#7465625# it should take you to the Engineering Mode of the phone through which you can access the Network Type Selector.

jaiyeobaDave:
Pls wer can I change to 4g

Go to Settings - Mobile Networks or More and change Network Type from 2G/3G/4G to WCDMA only

A beg let dem beef joooooorr make oil price increase #DollarTinz

Is this HP Spectre?

sinebaba:
Sine is back and better