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LMAO @ embolden In Lagos....Accanta = Accountant, Cant = Count #JustSoYouKnow

Brytawon:
Oga pay me my money
This is a slang used by Oloshos when customers refuse to pay for services rendered to them. It sometimes lead to the customer spending an extra night behind the canter. It is mostly used between late hours of the night and before dawn.

Thought I was de only one who felt bad at this release makes little sense rhythms wise what's Jantamanta?

Did I call out the tribe?

basilo101:
so next time stop beeing a fo.ol by saying that biafra is an igbo thing. some igbos support, some igbos dont. some non-igbos support, others dont. at the end of the day, the agitators say they want referandum, majority wins wether igbo or not

I thought they were barking hell and brimstone

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/10/photos-president-buhari-meets-with.html#more

So that when we reveal our tactics, the Spammers and Scammers will start looking for ways to fight it eh?

God bless and keep you away from all the ailments you wished me. May you never be insulted the way you have insulted me here today without provocation. Amen.

Atmmachine:
May breast cancer be your portion.
Who is taking of grants here ??
Must everyone study abroad ??
Thunder fire your papa dick.

Foolish bastard.

Why all these insults? Have I insulted or mentioned your name or your parents in this post?

I will not insult or curse you in return I will rather pray God bless you a thousand fold and protect you from all the ailments and misnomer you wished me and my beloved parents. Amen.

Atmmachine:
And your mother never went to a university.
What of your autistic father ??
May the cancer of the bone send your drunk father to his grave.

For asking us to click on link

ola24434:
For what my Brother

Thats the problem with Nigerians ...we like taking things too personal. My comments did not mention anybody nor did it insult anyone BUT I've gotten two insults now

The issue I'm pointing out is for the benefit of all. If you as a graduate accepted and decide to put on a scruffy and dirty looking gown for convocation then there must be something wrong with you. This is no more the less the reason why the youths in this country have been oppressed for too long ....accepting less than they are worth.

I pray you get a grant or scholarship to study further abroad and your colleagues request to see your first degree graduation pix ....show them this ok?

idearito:
Can't stop imagining d no of times u wrote Jamb b4 u were lata considered In dat private college....bad belle

Atmmachine:
Goat face.
Fucck out of here with that your abroad shitt.
Na only you dey abroad ??
Why you come dey make notice here ??
Ugly bastard

Na Buhari go stop flood in another state? Haba my people .....lets reason naaaa What are the state governors meant to do?

Acidosis:
Buhari has finished this country.


No single plan for the masses, just word of mouth and disgusting promises!

The first is best. The second, I doubt the vulcanizer can read out the gauge out of it

Congratulations. Buh see how the convocation gowns looking so scruffy and dirty wonder how long its been since it was last laundered.

Abroad it comes well wrapped and they attendants assist in dressing you up

Lol you will be shocked they have one USB cable hiding somewhere

God bless her soul.

The husband probably is one that is very brave outside but trembles at 15 missed calls from the wifey

This makes the front page? I've seen it all shaaaaaa

With the names listed below ....one thing can be said of them - UNITY. They are united to the core unlike the South South, South East and South West people. While you guys were busy shouting for resource control, they were acquiring the resources I bet you when the resource is finally given back to be controlled by their people, killings and oppression will be the order of the day.

PRYCE:
Sure!

I'm a northerner and I can categorically tell y'all it's true.

I've been to Maiduguri where the likes of Mai Deribe, Haruna Kida, Terab e.t.c who've got few oil blocs show stupendous wealth... These guys build their gates with Gold.

Look at Danjuma, Abdulsalam, Babangida, Abacha, Gowon, Indimi, Dantata, Atiku, Terab, Ado Bayero just to mention a few.... these guys are bastardly rich and all their wealth can be traced to oil.

But, Small thief no dey... Diezani should face the consequences of her alleged actions.

Lol.... just like Flavor Naba Most Beautiful Girl in Naija

benedictnsi:
Nice sha .... Next thing na you go hear say he give one of those girls Belle..... As that one don d give am signal by coming closer

Kate's Lekki home is rented one not owned by her. See wetin Linda don cause now. Everyone don de benchmark.

true shaaaaaaa, I would have used that 600 or 800 milla buy cluster of duplexes in Lekki than a single mansion in Banana Island.

JAZES:
Banky W

Olubankole Wellington, known under the stage name Banky W, is a Nigerian R&B artist. Besides just being an artist, he is also a record label executive and has made millions for himself and his label since he kick-started in the country after relocating to Nigeria.

He has had the pleasure of mentoring Wizkid, Skales and also made tons of cash while both acts were still signed to the label.

Despite being rated as one of the top richest in the game, the singer just loves to keep a low profile as he doesn’t flaunt tons of cash or his several cars which we know will run into millions.

Kate Henshaw

Kate Henshaw is one of the longest serving Nollywood actress who maintains her relevance and hasn’t stopped being one of the top acts.

Before a fire incident destroyed her Lekki home, the actress didn’t show off her wealth at any time and loves to keep it subtle.

She is estimated to be worth millions but yet has always kept a low profile.

Yes o! For bible na so so 'He knew her', 'He knew her' de der naaa. Den for describe how Isaac been de take pack babes legs naaaaaa

Like seriously Nairaland haf turned pono den o! We started before people buying Banana house naaau. Now all bloggers using NL to hammer.

Mods ona try repent o!

Chigold101:
There is nothing wrong in it. Sex between husband and wife should be void of inhibition. They should be free to explore every thing to have maximum satisfaction.
You should also know that such words build more sexual power and drive than just lying down like a log of wood or even whinnying her body.

So I don't see anything wrong in it. At least the Bible didn't say anything about such actions during sex with a wife or husband

You took it right out of my mouth olodo dat one be

olapluto:
Is that not a dumb poster saying 'we demand for the killing of our compatriots'

Lol wait till you see some really black babies na you go sorry for dem sef. As na only the white for the eyes de differentiate dem from NEPA/PHCN induced darkness hehehe

Very young man... enuf grooving in the kingdom oooo! I can imagine Davido, Wizard and Banky W etc performing on coronation day

We de watch

WARRRI see face naaaaaaah! Carray go joooooor! Nice one

dre11:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/brave-female-newscaster-disarms-robber/

One electrician two different celebrity stores Hmmmm. I have every feeling that guy is or was their gigolo with business gone bad between them all.

FlirtyKaren:
Mercy Aigbe on Wednesday October 21 was at the magistrates’ court complex, Ogba, Lagos for a case of missing phone.

Adenowo Idowu (38 and supposedly pictured below) had been arraigned on a two-count charge of conspiracy for stealing Aigbe’s BlackBerry Passport phone valued at N370,000 on October 19, 2015 at her shop 10, Adeyemi Akapo Street, Omole, Ojodu in Lagos state.

Turns out this guy had also allegedly stolen some huge amount of money at Victoria's Beauty Store on 28th of September. Yoruba actress Biodun Okeowo put him on blast and Mercy reshared the photo.

Biodun says he had stolen the whole sales cash for that day at Victoria's Beauty store which happened to be a Monday before going to Mercy Aigbe's Mag Divas boutique four days ago. He used the same technique pretending to be an electrician.

Mercy Aigbe CEO Mag Divas who was unaware of his bad intentions left her office to attend to something important and before one could say 'Jack', he entered her personal office stole her iphone Six Plus phone, and BlackBerry Passport Phone!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/mercy-aigbe-phone-thief-photo.html

Politicians are badt guys. Imagine Amaechi as Minister of Internal Affairs or Police Affairs, INEC nows has a substantive Chairman no more talks of Buhari's sister, in-law or girlfriend being at the helm...... I leave the rest to your imagination

Sometimes people say things that make sense. At other times, they just make nonsense. Very rare you find them making both sense and nonsense at the same time.

Kwankwaso has made both sense and nonsense.

Yes the fulanis need to be educated - makes sense. We've seen several governments squandered scarce funds under nomadic education propagation to no avail. I'm sure Kwankwaso when he was governor tried his best.

Now the nonsense here is why has the northern elders, religious leaders not helped in educating their own using the usual style and means through which they've in the past and present used in brainwashing their masses into attacking non-indigenes and non-Muslims in the north?

I'm sure in the holy book there must be mentions of 'time to plant and time to harvest' why has this not sunk in on the fulanis when they deliberately destroy farmland with their cattle?

Surprisingly the northern elders find it more convenient to voice out when it's all about the fulanis as if they're being discriminated against but keep quiet about the real issue - Boko Haram.

Truth is Boko Haram has further helped stereotyped Islam, the Hausa and Fulanis as a religion and tribe respectively.

We have very good people from the above listed but their keep silent over issues pertaining to them is not the best.

With that heavy load for head

Who beg am? A state governor benefits his or her state and people more than a serving Federal Minister would. Yeye man just de chop amala and ewedu with state allocation. He's so bereft of developmental ideas.

Hahaha oloshos.com with online payment a la cashless tinz na

Can't even make an ordinary speech choi