₦airaland Forum

Nice one for the chronic omo awusa They can use anything - Vulcanizer tube solution, stinky drainage

tomiobj:
Hand sanitizer contains alcohol. Rub it on your hand before it dries off sniff ass much as you can and you become high like sarkodies and iceprince's shots on shots

Ok

What email provider are you using? Yahoo or Gmail? It is also possible that your laptop has a keylogger malware on it and hackers are having a field day. They must have setup an SMTP server on your laptop using your email login details and sending the emails from your laptop. Confirm please.

If yes, I would advise you change the password to your email again and try cleaning your laptop before trying to use it to access your email

tolu4you:
i have done but not working

Login and change your password fast if you have not attempted sending out emails in recent past which had resulted in them bouncing. Your account's password must have been stolen and your email account been deployed to send out emails either as an SMTP or forwarder.

Also check the configured forwarder in your account #badtboysatwork

tolu4you:
My mailbox is flooded with bounces from
MAILER-DAEMON YAHOO, don't know what to do. It started about 3 weeks ago. please me nairalanders.....thanks

Hmmm ...hope this no bi other pattern

Why can't these aid agencies take over the payments to the health workers directly? They should stop giving African governments the funds to disseminate ...they governments are all thieves This issue is no longer an African Government thing but a World issue.

Price pls

Wetin de do this wan sef ....people never de learn?

Just email them on sales@midasshipping.com and also CC airfreight@midasshipping.com I guess that would be better

jloe:
@231 i called later than 10am yet the nos were not going through, i called the lagos office nos on midasshipping website, anyway i want to confirm if midas charge custom duties, handling fees and vat? or do you just charge only $3.40/kg from US stores? because i want to purchase some stuffs during the coming 'Black Friday' and would like to ship them through midas, i await your response

Picshure for those who want to see before believing

Did you apply to the bank? Have you taken time to check the bank's corporate website to find out if they have an office in Apapa? Don't go and fall prey to scams ...be watchful!

From British International School now singing 'Gobe'

Flying on a private jet does not mean owning it! Grow up boy!

I for wonder weda she nor get true Naira blood

Blame CBN, the banks deploying the POS and the telecoms providing mobile data services and pardon de poor girl.

Sad shaaa ...and even more sad seeing the tiling on the late father's grave we would never know the truth though. All the same the extended family went too far.

Issokay

Shorter days it is and early sun rise as they're closer to the eastern part of the country. As they say "Sun rises due East and sets due West". Satisfed? else we ask Sen. President David Mark to do the needful

kokolet007:
Has anyone been to Benue state recently precisely OTUKPO local government, I think the time Zone is different from other state but our Government fail to acknowledge this! Recently I notice anytime is 5pm d cloud will look like it to 7 by after 6 it will be dark like its after 9pm that u can hardly go out and by 5.30 in the morning it as bright as 8am......I don't know if am the only one noticing this in this locality or probably because am a stranger and have not seen this type of weather before .
Firstly I though wass short Day longer night but was so surprising when the day break so bright at 5;30. I just thought maybe they don't meant to use the same time with other state...... My opinion though

Measure the amount of darkness generated by the distribution companies

GboyegaD:
They should give us light first. What purpose does the meter serve when we don't have light?

If I were a Super Mod, I would ensure the following ...

1. Give at least 5 entries each to category on the front page out of the about 63 to 64 news slots

2. Ensure that news to the front page are based on the importance of the news to the generality of users, relevant response to the news thread by users, traffic generated to those threads

3. Ensure updates to the front page at regular interval to ensure the weeding out of stale threads and irrelevant news, articles

4. Mods are not enticed or cajoled into pushing to the front page news or articles because of the 'Front Page Pls' by users on a thread.

5. Though we must recognize celebrities ...it mustn't be because they've acquired wealth or flaunting their wealth

6. Ensure that news items which are bound to generate political, tribal or religious tension are not allowed to the Front Page no matter the number of traffic it is generating.

7. I will let my actions be a factor of how I want Nairaland to be now and in the future.

Nairaland started long before the likes of LIB and BellaNaija but where's NL today when it comes to making financial gains? I know many would say ...its still a one man business so why should I make him profit? We are wrong ...Seun may decide to go public tomorrow if the forecasts looks great and we all would end up being shareholders.

If we don't make it work now, no one would do it for us. Many have made money, gotten knowledge, family etc off NL - scams and legitimate, direct and indirect.

Pepo ....lets make Nairaland a better place and watch how Nigeria would become better tomorrow.

Buahahaha @Bolded

Ploy:
The guy that first comment no serious at all, bobo to wicked.

Guy, bent phallus isn't a sickness. It is due to the way the foreskin was removed. If the foreskin is removed very early in life, the scar on the tender skin of a little child may make it bend to one side.

Also, when the wound is dressed, after circumcision, the phallus must be straightened or else, it bends. The principal cause is circumcision.

Less, I forget, a broken phallus can also bend. I believe you know that you third leg can break through sexcapade or a fall from a high place with an erected phallus

Well ...at least hin nor waka alone ...he had a Liverpool Umbrella over his head

Them wan start again shei? The last time it was 'rod' God used ....this time, the 'Moses' he will call upon nor go lenient o!

Nor mind am... Hin want Nilly wood movie response from us naaaa

ileobatojo:
Rotfl!! This OP won't kill me o!

Abeg, you guys need to look at the OP's previous topics before taking this topic to heart.

I thought it from the very first post that the OP was just clowning, all his posts were seriously cracking me up. Then I saw his posting history and my suspicions were confirmed. Lmao!

So why complain? Like say your browser nor de dat town nko wetin you for do.... Cut short our stay? Abeg try bear. Browse for news on your fone or tablet and stop dragging tinz with de owner.

krall:
I have channel the money to somewhere else.
I have no where to go. I can't be paying over 15,000 everynight for 1 month.

Well as regards her frying 'indomie and 2 eggs' make your brother complain and not you. Do not put asunder their marriage biko. Na your bros know how and wetin join them together.

'You nor de shame' means you nor get self pity. Your brother drag you to go stay with am ...he point gun for your head? Abi he asked you to pay him less the hotel rate? He's only trying to help you save on the hotel cost. If you don't like it ....at least you still got the hotel money with you abi? Why not fly off to the nearest 5 star hotel where no one would be struggling things with you

krall:
which one is "you no dey shame" is it not them that drag me to stay there?

She watch nollywood home video morning, afternoon and night
Prepare food, she cannot. When hungry catch her she boil indomie and fry 2 egg. I am beginning to wonder if she use juju on my brother

Well buy your own remote naaa you can get spare remote from DSTV office or buy the universal remote sef You nor de shame ....your brother house you and next thing you begin drag remote with hin wife. You you should be more matured here.

You can either playfully 'beg' her to allow you sometime to listen to news or go to bed and sleep. Its her house by right of marriage and NOT yours by right of being a sibling. Did I make myself clear