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Sent her an email almost a year ago warning her of this but she never responded. I guess she thought I was going to fleece her I'm sure Google will have a re-think and reinstate her back. This should serve as a warning to other blogger wannabees disturbing us on NL with dem links

Nigeria judiciary and technicalities ...makes you wonder if spotting technicalities is now part of the legal studies in Nigeria. Its either a lawyer errs when filing a case on technicality or the opposition lawyer spots some in the judgement

Hahaha ...or the womanizing male bank tellers

davdandam:
You left out one important group, the womanizing accountants that flirt with every cute gal.....they'll delay customers just to collect number. ....even go extra lengths to help the gal

LMAO

Doctored Audit report of missing NNPC $10.8b ready soon, says Okonjo-Iweala

Its searching naaa

Kennedyiheme:
please help

Lol ...hahaha ...result of poor labeling I guess

Too blurrry to comment on

skype.com

cooltare:
how can i download new skype Latest 2014 to my window xp

Na chicken or cowo or goat na hin God send give Muhammad or Abraham for quran and bible respectively? No bi Lamb?

myads890:
I just noticed this after eating meat yesterday. Most markets sale either goat, pork, cow but never ram and its not common to find a restaurant ram meat on the menu despite how tasty and filling the meat is.

Have you ever bought ram meat in pieces @ any market? If yes, where was that?

Abeg OP and broadcasters better go sidpn wan side jooooor. Everything must get demonic or illuminati interpretations .....mtscheeeeeeeeeew!

Very true and I support this as always. What we put on the front page negatively impact on the getting tangible business prospects for Nairaland like other bloggers benefit from.

Nairaland as one advert professional desribed it, is just like a junk yard and no business corporate would want to be advertised through such platform no matter its traffic per second.

Mods need to wake up or Seun develop an algorithm to automate the front page postings based on sheer popularity, relevance using key words not capable or inciting religious or tribal bigotry, or fake unverified news or articles.

We also need to stop all those 'click here for more links' its distracting. There should be a script to read off thise links and display a preview of the content to enable users decided whether they want to continue or not. Facebook has such in place.

I could go on and on ....maybe Nairaland should have her own National Conference to iron out all these issues.

Remember, Nairaland is just a mini Nigeria and if we cannot get it right on the cyber representation of the country, then we can't get it right on the physical.

The average Nigerian on the street do not make indomie noodles themselves. They rely on the services of Mai-Shai to make ends meet. At the mai-shai joint, a pack of prepared indomie goes for N80 with the option of fried egg at N50 each makes an average plate at N130.

Mamaput joints operate on the Eat-As-Your-Pocket-Dictates (EAYPD) basis so no fixed amount though the threshold is from N100.

So if $1 = N164 then UN or who ever is right to say we live on less than $1. I doubt if many do breakfast, lunch time is mostly observed drinking pure water as they normally chase after customers.

NOTE: Living on $1 a day does not necessarily mean that person makes just a dollar a day but rather thats the amount he can afford to use in feeding while planning towards other commitments.

For example, a cobbler (mobile shoe shiner with the box) cannot be said to make only $1 a day when they charge you like N50 to N100 just to polish your shoes, repairs goes high depending on the level of work done. If he makes N500 a day, he cannot afford to blow all on feeding alone, he also saves a little to replenish supplies as well as travel back home from location to engage in farming activities when farming time approaches.

Concluding, this is not fiction but fact though it depends largely on the status of the surveyed sample

Hahaha

daryoor: Goodluck Jonathan led People With Money ’s
annual list of the “100 highest paid political
figures” released on Thursday.
It's been a rough year for the political figure, but
at least he has his millions of dollars to ease the
pain. 56-year-old Goodluck Jonathan has taken
the No. 1 spot on People With Money ’s top 10
highest-paid political figures for 2014 with an
estimated $82 million in combined earnings.


in compiling this yearly list, the magazine
considers factors such as upfront pay, profit
participation, residuals, endorsements and
advertising work.
The Nigerian political figure has an estimated net
worth of $245 million. He owes his fortune to
smart stock investments, substantial property
holdings, lucrative endorsement deals with
CoverGirl cosmetics. He also owns several
restaurants (the “ Fat Jonathan Burger ” chain) in
Abuja, a Football Team (the “Otueke Angels”), has
launched his own brand of Vodka (P[b]ure
Wonderjonathan[/b] - Nigeria ), and is tackling the
juniors market with a top-selling perfume (With
Love from Goodluck ) and a fashion line called
“ Goodluck Jonathan Seduction ”.
The ranking is significant for many Goodluck fans,
who have been waiting for his triumphant return
to the glory days for what seems like a lifetime.

This idiot is most probably not inside Nigeria Instead of capturing the terrorists alive they killed him how do they expect to get more information?

I wonder how many car manufacturers there are world wide sef

ProfCorruption: Aganga is one of the greatest liars on earth.

Guys just got my package from Shoptomydoor delivered to my office ...see attached. Took exactly 3 to 6 business days as promised.

We need to support excellence ...not fronting but its the truth.

Yeye bloggers wey de drink panadol for other people ....#mtscheeeeeeeeeeew

I guess both men were 'couriered' by the same drug baron ...N500K reward for both is not a coincidence #justsaying

Instead wey you for sort Keshi you go de buy land ....see yourself now?

Very true dear. Not blaming all on Teebillz though, one can't underestimate the involvement of Tiwa too. Bobo fit wan eat pounded yam with ogbono soup make Tiwa say ...'Tell the house girl' dear you know I have a show this nite . I wonder why their 'ife wa gbono' suddenly turned 'ife wa tutu'

LyfeJennings: U see, when it comes to marital issues. One should be extra careful. Im not married yet but I just got outta a relationship some long while back cos my ex couldn't bring out the best in me. I used to have anger issues,i had security issues too but i gave her the rope to manage me & teach me how to be her man the best way she understands. A woman holds the marriage anywhere. Tiwa of all people should know Billz got anger issues and she should learn & understand how to manage him.
She might be drunk with the fame & the good life. She might have suddenly grown wings after the marriage. U know how U women are when U suddenly find ur feet where U never imagined

No doubt he is a great guy BUT with livid temper ....remember how he smashed a journalist's camera just before his wedding? That alone should have raised a red flag . That's why I like my man ...Minister of Local Government Affairs 2Baba himself. Ona nor go ever see or hear say e vex one second anyway sha ....more traffic to the bloggers now

LyfeJennings: TeeBillz shouldnt be blamed. I once had a cool chat with him & he seem like a real great man. Women are known to be very provocative. So sad

When courting ...everyone is on the same levo. After marriage, one person becomes the boss ....I'm your husband blah blah ....all these and more causes friction in marriages no matter how long the courtship may have lasted

Yomieluv: These celebs aren't serious..I wonder what they teach their fans,who look up to them as role model?

5 months marriage,and yet they courted for 2 years,how did they make courting last that long,and can't make the marriage work?

It is posts like this that make our recent WAEC and NECO candidates be failing woefully......cause they no longer see the need to pass. They all looking to hammer without hard work.

Haha ...de guy don lick tinz before? abeg try encourage am by mixing more with green vegetables and egusi.

Make him promise you he won't cringe at the special treat you took pains to prepare for him. Make sure you garnish the soup with all the irresistible obstacles he loves ...maybe just maybe he would fall for it.

However, if you think he's not the type ...abeg disregard o before he give you the beating of your life

Ok. Hope they make it perfect this time around. Skipping Windows 9 to 10 showed that 8 was heavily flawed and going through the ranks to 10 would have lost them an enormous size of the market share

So upon all the stressful SIM card registration NCC and co passed us through no one could use the database fish out the terrorists ICT man until now?

Idrismusty97: Foreign? Why are they always telling stories like seasonal film! Why must you disclosed this if you won't tell us the nationality of the so called "Foreign computer expert". Oh well... Watch out for part two!