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My bet is he wont come back that clean. . .

bishop4APC: It's not opening here, only ss2 and normal free channel like cctv....besides where's ur source?

Restart your decoder

homesteady: Those channels that use to show correct hollywood movies are not working

Those ones will begin showing on saturday. . .
And finally stop by 10am on monday morning

Gboliwe: Abba

I was beginning to get concerned, because I knew this fruit simply as ABBA and so had to check the whole thread cos people were calling names I didn't know

I'll do a pistorious on her a** and claim she's an intruder

Mzsolex: mumu, like he was the one helding the steering wheel... Always quick to comment!

LARD-HA-MARSI
R.I.P English

E is as far from O as the east is from the west

May the MOD who put this on FP be blown away by typhoon haiyan...

Criticizing another Pastor or Church or Doctrine. . .
Just Preach the word and leave the rest

Can you imagine a pastor once said he dreamt (abi na vision), that he saw Pope John Paul In Hell
and he was crying that he is sorry he was decieved. . I mean

The answer is simple
Most "ugly" girls are compensated with bongo behinds and surplus frontage
guys dont care about your face

Zahymaka: The guy's actually handsome,in a rugged way, and he's got muscles. I'm sure he's good looking to his wife.

Now number 2 is a different case. Would have loved to see numbers 2 down to 10.

Zahymaka is still on nairaland?

Looking at this guy closely, he isnt even ugly
he's got some nice chiseled features and even a good build
i say freshen this guy on with good clothes and nice sunglasses and we have ourselves an ex-NFL player

amara.lizzy%40y:
I strongly believe that there is nothing like purgatory,is either hell fire or heaven. Some people said if you commit sin and die you go to purgatory and do six months frog jump before you enter heaven that is a pure lie.

believe me if there is anything like purgatory and i miss batch A to heaven
six months frog jump na small thing for me.
I go add back flip on top "chuku-chuku" and butterfly stroke inside shiit water

Chai see flexing. . .
so no slapping yourself from mosquito bite. . .

She is undergoing kolotherapy

wellmax: ^^^
You guys are the real tribalist.

You get my like. . .
Someone posts a topic and hits on his tribalist mod friend to put it on frontpage
then subsequently changes his username and post. . . "epic tribal war bla bla. . .grabs bla bla"
I've asked on countless occasions what purpose topics like this serve on the frontpage except to instigate tribal warfare
So what are we supposed to respond with?

These topics usually have one thing in common:

1) From an obscure portion of an unimportant page in THE PUNCH
2) Have an igbo name as perp
3) Crime should occur in Lagos

The Ending of this show is unbelievably anti-climatic. . .
You know what to do if you agree. . .

Cholera in Lagos State?
What's Fashola Doing?

jmaine: Lolz @ Sucking at the game. I complained bitterly about the difficult tactical defending system until I fell in love with it.

Only noobs dwell on constant pressing of "X" to get the job done which might lead to getting some players out of their position, thereby creating space for a possible goal. Though we know jockeying keeps your shape but at the expense your team stamina.

With tactical defending :

1) I keep my team shape.

2) All those lob passing and crossing doesn't bother me cos am always available to deal with them.

3) I will make your life very difficult by blocking all possible passing routes.

4) I love the shirt pulling stunts to destabilize opponents

5) My team Stamina depletes at an appreciable rate which to me is a huge advantage.

Legacy defending is for noobs who suck at the game

This fella know his FIFA lmao...
I was forced to learn tactical defending since I had to play online
I hated it at first, but guess what? I totally can't even dare contemplate legacy now.
My opponents absolutely hate when I jockey against them. They're standing there doing all sorts of head spining moves willing me to come and tackle and my player just stands there watching and waiting like "errm..bro what are you doing?"
Moreover I've adapted my fingers on the controller such that I can constantly execute teammate contain.
Shirt pulling too...if I near you forget it, na "Reeeeeeeef" you go dey shout. I play both FIFA 13 and 14...but only 13 online as the other console is hacked. I eat div 1 teams for brunch...I'm Baaaaad

RIP blameless one...

But on the other hand what is this doing on the front page like seriously? This was an accident by cretins with a totally different agenda, and of course this is Nigeria where its safer to run away after killing someone to avoid being lynched

I will absolutely, most definitely with every bone in my body reject that child
Tufiakwa!

They want Keshi to act up so they can probably sack him or they want to fristrate him into resignation. Remember under a white coach they usually make some money on the side from some sort of agreement over his salaries...I'm sure Keshi spoilt their business.
All I know is they don't want Keshi at the world cup

Okija_juju: But shey FIFA dey update?!

FIFA 13 no dey update again o
Initially it did, but they stopped about 2 months before 14 was release
I'm still on FIFA 13 and loving it..still a decent amount of people playing online so no shaking..2v2 online team play all the way

logica: That is exactly what I was point out to that monkey. Person dey perform for him house, you say na stage.

my man you are spewing arrant nonsense
Whether Fela performed in his house or inside his bedroom, the fact remains that Fela was caught on camera (like he wanted) wearing sagging pants that looked like his thing will fly out any moment and leave me with a scarred imagination for life. At least Burna's fit him well
Whats the difference. . stage or shrine or wherever they both wanted to be seen. why make a big deal?

dimdim001: Any oda games u play online?...I'm not a FIFA person, I play PES, but dere is a WhatsApp grp whr u can meet like-mind players...If ure interested in joining d grp, u can put dwn ur num so u can b added

Pls what whatsapp group is that? I'm interested in any whatsapp group with Nigerian FIFA players!

maryhaam: Is a 20min ride,normally i dont allow a guy to sit behind me,but i was late for lecture,the guy was putting on a pant trouser.

What in the name of Ekoloma Demba is "pant trouser"?

When your mother dey swallow strong eBa, amala, hot beans with you in the womb. Is that not bullying? Tough skin before you are even shat out

Tinkybabe: No,I beg to disagree..The post being on the frontpage isn't the problem.

The bigots answering to the title "tribalists" are.If they cannot suck up whatever sentiments they have against one tribe and comment on topics like civilised individuals,NL frontpage isn't to be blamed for that.

This is a topic involving the alleged murder of a man by some other men and if these tribal bigots cannot see the parties involved as human beings most importantly,then they are the ones with the problem..Not the mods that pushed this to the front page.

I beg to disagree too...
Looks like you're living in self denial
There's no doubt this thread was frontpaged to stoke tribal tensions
Its also not news that some mods are controlled by tribal hate

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arctoni: And ar we supos 2 clap 4 u or wat.......xo u mean dr s notin new se......u ar toyin wit pple's lif

Pls who has the English interpretation of this thrash?

What is this post doing on FP?
A very random, isolated, seemingly old news, generated and catapulted onto FP to instigate tribal warfare
Smacks of ulterior motive and pettiness

Both make me feel restricted or boxed in. . claustrophobic
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