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Intelligent females with gud sense of humour

Tello wey no dey hear english na I m speak dis kain grammar. Messi would av scored at least a goal against evry team in la laiga

Doesn't matter whom you vote
Don't care what party you choose
If Ebele be on the ballot
Don't see how homeboy gon' lose

Sagytarius°:
Bros na lie o. Nor be wetin e mean.
Wetin e mean be say if u dey call pipu wen dey yuz network wen jus enta d biznes, na 6nera u go pay; nor be 4nera as u tok.
And den, if u dey call pipu wen dey yuz network wen don tey for d bizness, na 4nera u go pay. Shek wel.
Ai fi' dey rong sha.

Omo the Original Post big grammar full am but this your own interpretation na war...I go manage OP

Umunede: SPAIN DRAWED AT HOME 1 1 YESTERDAY WITH FINLAND. The main thing is that we didnt lose

Gbagaaun....

13volts: Kano State Governor, Rabi’u Musa Kwankwaso, has released names of some surviving victims of the Monday luxury bus station attack in Kano State that left many people dead.

The list was read by Kwankwaso to the presidential delegation led by the Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, that came to sympathize with the state over the incident on Thursday.

According to the governor’s Director of Press, Halilu Baba Dantiye, “Governor Kwankwaso, who read out the list of 25 casualties of the attack who are currently receiving medication in hospitals in the state, noted that most of them are either from Kano or of Northern extraction, asserting that the list is a possible reflection of the number of those that lost their lives in the regrettable incident, which was yet to be ascertained.”

The names of those wounded include
1.ABDULLAHI MAI AGOGO GYAYAWA
2. UMAR SANI BAGWAI
3. ILIYASU IBRAHIM MADIGAWA
4. YAKUBU SANI CHURCH ROAD
5. HADARA RABIU DAMBATTA
6. HASSAN ABUBAKAR IBRAHIM TAIWO
7. AMADU GARBA WARAWA
8. SEEBAN OKEDE NO. 78 ONITSA RD
9. BUKI OGU MALA NO. 2 OMOLOLA LAGOS
10. TUKUR YA’U T/MURTALA
11. KABIRU ALI T/TOFA
12. YAKUBU ADAMU TAKAI L.G
13. KABIRU USAINI P.R.P
14. ABDULLAHI ADAMU TAKAI L.G
15. GOJE MAGAWATA DALA L.G
16. UMAR BAGWAI BAGWAI
17. BASHIR MUHAMMAD KABUGA QTRS
18. DANBABA MUSA GEZAWA
18. DANBABA MUSA GEZAWA
19. OGU CHUKWU UMOH EMIR ROAD
20. SUNDAY MAFIA ELTA 21. IWOJO DANIEL
22. MACHEIL EZENWATA 23. OJO SANDRA
24. BELLO SHU’AIBU R/LEMO
25. UNKNOWN UNKNOWN

All these abokis listed here can only seek transportation via donkey back or atop already overloaded trucks not luxurious buses
Danbaba Musa and Bello Shuáibu my assssss!
NEXT

Av always had to battle rivals in almost all my relationships.I find myself on d defensive.I not really d attackin type even I get loads of advances I prefer being trustworthy.and guys always use dah I'm a womanizer as excuse to attack me.shld I start overlappin be more attack minded ?

jhydebaba: Eating meat after meal is more of poverty. I can't imagine I have 10 meats on my food and I'll wait till I finish my food.



Na so dem teach us sha, make we too teach our pickins

First of all...its 10 PIECES of meat
Secondly why should you have 10 pieces of meat on your plate when you are not a carnivore?

buccal: So where is save in nigeria

IamJerry: BOKO HARAM everyday, Armed Robber here and there, Police go kill dem own, Plane crash all the time, Road accident never reduce.... All in one Country? Ha! Jesus Christ, You are the "Oga at the top" who can safe us o....please safe our dear Country NIGERIA!!!

ALUMNI

Sorry but the only people out for cheap publicity were the Channel TV guys. Funny enough I expressed these same views to a friend and he concurred. Didn't know someone else saw with me

When are you writing the exam?

The first time I used a certain black soap...
You know the burning sensation you get when the barber applies spirit on your hairline after carving? But this time all over my body
Daaaaaaaamn...I no near am again

Dimdim I see you online..how come?
Thought they said if you jailbreak your stuff you can't go online anymore.....

My Fisherman type no dey that list
My faulty hook made with shyness means I'm yet to land a single "fish"
God Help Me

The man has nothing to prove he has not lost a competitive match as coach of nigeria.unbeaten in d qualifiers and the tournament. First team to ever do dat.broke a 19 year old hoodoo. Brought discipline and hardwork. Competitiveness amongst players back to nigeria and some pple come here to talk shit bout him havin to play spain to prove himself spains not d yardstick to judge keshi and dere not a 5week team dere a product of continuity of 5yrs dats wat some morons will neva understand dis mans d pep guardiola of nigeria d earlier we celebrate him and d sucess his bound to bring d better.

Intrepid!:
Any half-inebriated football fan coulda made this same 'prophesy'. A prophesy is 'Nigeria will win by 3 goals to nothing. Emmanuel Emenike will score in the 20th, 35th and 87th minutes.' That is a prophesy not this statement that is neither here nor there.

When next your pastor prophesy to you "You shall be prosperous" no shout AMEN, wait for time and date

Intrepid!:
Any half-inebriated football fan coulda made this same 'prophesy'. A prophesy is 'Nigeria will win by 3 goals to nothing. Emmanuel Emenike will score in the 20th, 35th and 87th minutes.' That is a prophesy not this statement that is neither here nor there.

O boy you are on ur own o
I will manage this "half" prophesy o!

JNdupu: In the spirit of football, I hope they appeal and have the red card overturned. It would be n injustice if he's not allowed to play.

I am 100000000% sure the card will be upturned on appeal

oluwadare26: God, c grammer!

This one come be wetin? #oLodo

This is from Vodafone in Ghana..screw what anyone says this shioot is the fastest in Africa. Screw what anyone says

Ceekay: Tah photoshop!

Mumu..upon say I tell you say no be Photoshop

I just wandered upon this pic online, and having confirmed its not photoshop (its obviously not) I've been left baffled at the resemblance
Why is she not a celebrity already?

oluemmakay: Having done a critical analysis of d dancing steps and the body movements of popular dance known as Azonto. I came to a conclusion that the dance is an inspiration from Hell because the body movement can be compare to a person burning inside fire. Please, i dont say i saw a revelation.
NB: Pls, study the dance very well b4 u comment. This may implies that d regular dancers are only doing rehersal. In your own interest, FLEE from Azonto.

Oh mama oooooooo. . .
save me!!

I should think you are referring to ALANTA tho. .
That one looks like trying to put out a fire fa sho

All it takes is one psycho to sneak up behind her with a scissors and

RIP to all of them

Sadly for some, the fire never stops burning #HELL

GARRI (x7):
If ur IQ was half as high that of a PIG you'd know it wasn't his tweet. Seems he replied someone else's tweet...

Foooooool
When you retweet someone, you are indirectly acknowledging the tweet
Rio Ferdinand was fined tens of thousands of pounds and banned for some games for simply retweeting what a fellow wrote about ashley cole

Less Garri bro, Less GARRI!

Not everyone involved in a fatal aCcident dies haba!
It only means at least one life was lost!

How can a body be rushed to hospital?
Abi Dem dey rush person go mortuary?

COLLATERAL DAMAGE!
The moment the hostages were seized, this became inevitable
moreover the moving of the hostages by the kidnappers forced the hands of the Algerian army
RIP to the dead

Sijo01: *yunck, yunck, yuncccck*
My dad and younger siblings eats it with great joy as if its grasscutter.
The already prepared ones is pleasant to the eyes compare to the live ones, gush!

Your "yunck" sef is yucky
Wtf is yunck?