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Are they waiting to be airlifted or what?

Fish ALive

immunno: I had dis calabar babe I went 2 visit,she prepared afang Soup wit periwinkle and fufu.whlie I dey dey hammer d fufu wit d wonderful soup I didn't no dat periwinkle was sopposed 2 be sucked out and tried chewing it.as d tin 2 hard I com dey swallow periwinkle,I don swallow like 3 b4 her elder sister corrected me......come see as dem turn me 2 object of lafter,I felt so stupid dat day

Guy Dem save your life ooooo!

Pls how do I play fifa 13 without upgrading the ofw (official firmware) of my Ps3. When my friend whose Ps3 was ofw 3.70 put in his fifa 13 CD, it asked to upgrade and 5 minutes later he was on 4.21. Me I have plans for jailbreaking my Ps3 as I don't think I can if it upgrades to 4.21. So how do I play without having to upgrade?

All those who have laughed and are still laughing at "dump-folded" now start laughing at yourselves.
Look at that cohesive write up and impressive grammar and tell me the OP didn't intentionally write it, even put in bold. He thinks his pillow was dump-picked and folded for him. Shallow people

There is nothing wrong with Understanding Mathematics
But there is with the Pirated Copy. This extremely unsettling message was put there due to piracy issues and I can perfectly understand.
For the person talking about "This is a pirated copy" sorry but it won't work. How does "this is a pirated copy" stop anyone from buying a probably cheaper albeit still complete version.
The OP wasn't alerted to this and freaked out

Hello pips,
I coughed up some hard earned money (14k) to buy FIFA 13. Before I go on, this game is just glorious. Coming from FIFA 12, I think this game is just cool. But I noticed some strange things. I don't know if that's how all FIFA 13 are.
Firstly, there is no more last warning. Like in FIFA 12 where the ref runs towards a foul, pretends to bring out a card but then does the last warning gesture. In fifa 13 its either ref cards you or not, no last warning. And also the celebration camera, it doesn't zoom to my players celebrating a goal, sometimes I don't even see them. Pls is this normal?

Udehpaschal1: [color=#770077][/color]
Didnt know dat ladies ar handome. thought they were either pretty or beautiful..ENGLISH IN TROUBLE

You need to read more, cos its you in trouble not English
Ladies can be described as handsome too

Damn..
Was the OP among those expelled probably for his continually poor showing in English?
This article gave me a headache

hello pls i just got a slim ps3 320gb...
firmware version 3.70. . i want to jailbreak it to play fifa13 and other games
do i need to downgrade to 3.55 or upgrade to 4.30 someone pls help

Well I've thought about it and this looks like the best section to post this. I was wondering if a post on nairaland can get up to 1000 likes and what it would look like
Well here's your chance to find out!
Nairaland has a healthy followership, so this should be a walk in the park...LET'S DO THIS

hizaya61: see my naija internet speed, we pay more for internet and get less speed

ojigbijigbi!!
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Mancini is a reetard for bringing in lescott at the last moment

The flood caused it.....

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godstino: U NO DEY SHAME? OLD MAN LIKE U WIT BEAR BEAR CUM DEY FOOL IMSELF HERE..ABI NA MUST 2 COMMENT??IF U NO GET WETIN U WAN TALK,CARRY UR ITK MOUTH COMOT JOR! ODE

May Sango use you for striking practice...r.etarded ringworm

Screw all of you crying about why this made frontpage. Just answer the damned question of gtfo!
At thread, I've actually wondered the same thing especially since u can dance Etighi to Azonto beats..
Azonto make sense o..but Etighi get swaggggg!

If this is suicide, how I wish this guy opened up his mind to me or someone else....I can imagine the frustration on his face, and an eventual sadistic smile when he discovered there was a short way out....

Anyone who steps into this waters will be visibly eaten in full view by microbes...
What decay! pukes and faints

lakad4u: Its a bitter friday when riot began in ekiti state university,ado ekiti.

when a cultist was bashed by a honda accord died today,the whole drama began on Thursday evening.

A cultist popularly known as AB was trying to extort money from a guy in his car,and unfortunately for the cultist ,he fell down on the car and the driver bashed him which led to the cultist being rushed to the university hospital.

They rejected the guy and he was rushed to the state hospital where he was in a comma till Friday, when he was transferred to LUTH.

On the way the guy lost his life..the whole problem started,as the other cultist member claims the university health center are liable for the guy's death as they didn't rush him quickly to the hospital,exotic cars were being burnt,buildings destroys and and the university poultry was entered and over 5000 chickens were being packed by the student.

The school is yet to say anything on this,but hope the school won't be closed till further notice...

I hope this nigga, the OP isnt a student at the said EKSU, Otherwise the English Lecturer's House should be earmarked next for vandalization!
I mean even a primary school pupil can do better than this incoherent shiiot
That being said, i'm sure this dead nigga would be cursing these fellas using his death as a premise to steal chickens

Men jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!
Naija fit get k-leg but it has fantastic delicacies
This is coming from a nigerian currently in ghana
This niggers aint got no food Only parfumed rice that tastes like a corpse and banku that tastes like a carcass
SHHIT
I miss naija

Dame Patience...Are you watching?

Just type "how does this affect the price of garri" in google and watch how the first 3 pages are from nairaland alone

Freiburger: Read the title of the topic again.
See this also: Promise Okafor, the suspect claiming to be a lawyer, insisted he is a lawyer by training with a degree from one of the South eastern universities. He also said he was called to the bar in 2001. He refused to give further details.
This is the interesting part of the topic, and not the origin of the suspects.

Oga sorry to say, but your weak attempt at an excuse i hereby dismiss as crap
Just one or two lines of even unverifiable information:

Promise Okafor, the suspect claiming to be a lawyer, insisted he is a lawyer by training with a degree from one of the South eastern universities. He also said he was called to the bar in 2001. He refused to give further details.

...is what made you paste it on the frontpage?
Sell that to someone else not me. I'm not condoning their evil acts, whether i do or not they will face the wrath of the law
I just want to say God dey watch una. . .

adora4u1: Heidi's friend adds, "It’s sad but not surprising that he would resort to making excuses for their divorce when the real reason is looking him in the mirror."


http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/01/heidi-klum-i-never-cheated/

What the Bleep is that?

mouth full here sha. . .

Forgive him for he knows not what he does
He must be the product of a failed home, very heart breaking to watch