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GenbIoodykiller:
nope a dog's sperm remains a dog's sperm forever

Both of you sheath your swords and behave yourselves . It's embarrassing to read your write ups. Please.

Rich4god:
I been wan reply you, but as I see ur dp, I just gv up...

Had to go check out the dp. You're one o a kind. Smartest reply ever. You don't reply someone with that kind dp.

footreja:
We Igbos developed it like Lagos.

What a dumb thing to say.

Hello NLRS,

I received with elation a provisional offer letter of a mortgage loan backed by the federal government. But to my utter dismay, Haggai Mortgage Bank is providing it on behalf of FGN @ 14.5%. Even Lagos State Mortgage is @ 9.% so why would a fed. Govt. Backed Loan be offered at such rate.

Pls did anyone get this offer too? Can this attempt to make housing unreachable be brought to the attention of the body in charge? Can we enlist under another Mortgage company if Haggai wants to rob us blind? It seems the ploy is to discourage people. Can someone assist? I attached a copy of the offer

Rest in peace. The labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain

@ acidtalk: who goes to hell and comes back in the name of a swinging pendulum. It's not every matter you buy. @ times you keep quiet and let the law take control.
You keep quiet and keep your dignity.

There is no new business under the sun, someone must have done it somewhere or some other way. I'm guessing True rebel is doing what those traffic jewelry sellers/hustlers do except he's branding it in a better way.

We're talking about someone who has maltreated/ abused/ assaulted in the name of employment. So many people run small businesses and their staff have not come to Nairaland screaming blue murder.

Something IS definitely not adding up.

Thank you everyone. I learnt a lot from this post. Have a blessed day.

Unbelievable!!!! U sure got me laffing my heart out. To have carried ur 'waste' there is unimaginable. Once again, I hail the people of NL

efilefun: [color=#000099][/color][b][/b]Last week monday morning I went to the bank to use ATM and fill some forms sha (so I could receive alert) on my way out I was stopped by some policemen, next thing I heard was " what's in ur possession" I smiled and told them my phones and the money I went to withdraw from the atm, next thing I heard was "you go follow us reach station, we don dey find u tey tey u this criminal" I was surprised and kept laughing cuz I knew there was nothing implicating on me so I followed them, immediately we got there they collected my phone and went thru the messages and phone numbers, immediately they saw my girlz number and those of my elder brothers, (since they out of the country) next thing they said was it belongs to white people I have been "scamming" I told them to cool down so I could show them our conversations but they refused They were like no nigerian girl answers "MI AMOR" then I told them to dial those numbers and if they speak yoruba to anybody who picks the call and didn't respond back they should lock me up but they refused cuz all they wanted was the money they found on me, Dem slap me tire, they kept shouting confess!!! One of dem even hit me with a stick on my stomach.... Immediately I pretend like say I don faint, They were scared but immediately they changed the story that their father was a criminal cuz they believed anything could happen to me @ the long run they released me after collecting the whole 15k I went to withdraw at the bank... I went back to the police station around 8pm on getting there they've closed their office but the window was opened I had a poly bag filled with "my poo' mixed with urine and I poured it inside that same office where I was been tortured, sure this morning dem go dey wash rug like , I also marked the face of the 1 wey hit me with stick, hin time go come soon.

Has anyone noticed that its only in Nigeria u pay for trolley and the touts and one so called aviation company will emphatically let you know its not free. Its really shameful.

biting cool: Sorry to say but why are Nigerians so gullible? Even if the product is the best in the whole world and universe. Una neber see am , you are already blabbing 'I just need to see the catalogue and convince my clients'. What is so hard in uploading pics on NL for both the literate and illiterate to see? For God's sake, the video I was directed to was put up 3 years ago or nobody noticed? So what happened to your most recent jobs.
Last week ago, @muyesky and @kslib posted pics on nairaland that was easy to relate to. Make this aglomar runs no be like the emperor's new clothes. You should post pics for us to see here with recommendation from your 7years plus consumers. If u direct me to view videos of satisfied users fine... Not using corner corner to get peeps e-mail addresses to send them pictures u can't send to public eye. My 2 cents on this spanish invasion.

P.S. I'm still 'waiting' to SEE the pix

Plus on ur profile u said they last up to 10 years so what made u reduce it to 7 years on this thread?

Sorry to say but why are Nigerians so gullible? Even if the product is the best in the whole world and universe. Una neber see am , you are already blabbing 'I just need to see the catalogue and convince my clients'. What is so hard in uploading pics on NL for both the literate and illiterate to see? For God's sake, the video I was directed to was put up 3 years ago or nobody noticed? So what happened to your most recent jobs.
Last week ago, @muyesky and @kslib posted pics on nairaland that was easy to relate to. Make this aglomar runs no be like the emperor's new clothes. You should post pics for us to see here with recommendation from your 7years plus consumers. If u direct me to view videos of satisfied users fine... Not using corner corner to get peeps e-mail addresses to send them pictures u can't send to public eye. My 2 cents on this spanish invasion.

P.S. I'm still 'waiting' to SEE the pix

@reference: despite your criticism, i learnt something. pls what is[b] perspex googled it but couldnt find an answer i could relate to. @muyesky: do u know what perspex is? pls let me know..i am working on my building plan and I could really make use of a kitchen with wide windows. God bless.

Reference: Why are bathroom and kitchen windows in Nigeria always microscopic in size (as small as two feet square) when this is the tropics - serious heat and humidity, irregular electricity - often dark (not good for effective cleaning) and poor ventilation to rid them of sewage odours or kitchen fumes.

Pally widen your window wall to wall or raise the apex to the ceiling and get rid of that ugly burglar proofing and get perspex so that the light can come through and with it the beauty of your tiles.

Nigerians and dark house 'cave' architecture sef.

hello Muyesky, pls before you go. this PVC roofing, wont it cause heat..? cos i was told it causes unbearable heat. that its not good. pls whats ur opinion.

darlous: Suckin her front tins, i hate so much

Really? Are u sure ur straight?

Mr Aboki: My guy!!

Make we bet. If you know say your babe Congo no get odour, Give me your babe pin!!


If I nod her finish and she say she no like am.. Then you win.

But If I finish and she enjoy am.. Na your problem as per how you go take recover her o!

Dude I thot u were married. So u will take d risk n give another man's woman a head just to prove a point!!!!! U never hear say throat cancer is on d rise esp. Among men 'cos of Mouth Gig? @ least limit ur tongue olympics to one woman........... My two cents

Mr Aboki: Buying her frsh flowers every week for over 3 months...

The most romantic thing ever... Thank God for men like you. Me likey

illitrate: remove it. tell your hubby to commot him prick when him wan cumm or pushan comot when he don dey shout aaah eeeeh uuush

U got me cracking up ... Na real aah eeh ussh.. NL'ers, I hail u. My opinion:I tried implanon and spoted non stop for 2 months.... D thing tire me. I went to remove it and settled for withdrawal and CD. Wanna try IUD next but not too sure. I just don't want anything that'l mess up with my hormone anymore.

Congrats Jarus...I'm proud of u and I have this page bookmarked. Now if only I bought my plots of land then instead of shares... But u know what they say : its never too late to start. God bless.

maninmood: Nice one Jarus, may God empower you to finish it up to your taste. @ werepeLeri: Must you showcase your stupidity here just cuz you have just a piece of land in Abuja. You now went ahead and criticized your fellow man that builds his in Kwara. What would someone that buys his for 30mil say? Proud fake mofo!

@Jarus: Abeg show us more pictures my broda. Our oga Spyder880 is here

@maninmood: u insulting @werepeLeri was totally incalled for. What did he say to warrant your show of lack of verbal self control? Its people like you that downgrade NL. Must u throw insults @ d slightest opportunity. I bet u can't afford a plot of land in the bush..don't insult a man 'cos of his light banter with a fellow man #grow up.

eduson33: this will paralytically devastate his intensified performance ?

quote me right,the equilibrium immensity charge of his next show will reduce by 70% percent thereby depreciating his market value by 30% which is all together a cumulative bad market..

its such a pathetic experience for a well exclusified individual.

Dude got me cracking up badly........ I hail NL

elrony: Oh really??...dats cool..what happened afterwards??

Nothing much... We dated.... Young love.... We still friends tho... He was really sweet

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Wait wait wait.

What are we talking about here? What are we serenading for? How you wan senerade? How many boys sabi play guitar? How many boys go go learn how to play guitar just for the main purpose of serenading?

This is naija we are talking about here abeg.

Will you serenade in front of her gate where she can't hear you, or climb her fence make you near her window at the risk of your blokos being seneraded by their dog?

Ok, so no dog in the compound. How you wan take beat aboki for gate? Maybe all works well and you actually start the senerading, how you wan take explain to her papa wetin you dey do for in compound?

Ok she doesn't live with her parents. How you wan explain to her neighbours wetin you dey do for the compound? You mean say people dey sleep, you carry jinta go dey disturb their sleep? People Wey dey go work the next day?


police catch you for night, on your way to senerade, are you ready to prove to them say you no theif the guitar? Are you ready to produce the original receipt of that guitar? Can you succinctly explain to them why you dey carry guitar about in the night? or those vigilante boys Wey no dey hear English?

See my people, romance dey sweet, but too much romance movie dey kill. Make una stop to dey imagine some kain things for Nigeria. It can't work. No be say we no romantic, but sometimes, we just let commonsense get the better of us. . .

Ok, if that girl papa hold you, she no go deny you? If police hold you nko, who wan come bail you? Did you tell anyone you were going to senarade man pikin for night? [/color]

Lol@ dog at blokos ... True sha but I had a guy serenade me in secondary School and I still havent fogotten the moment and d song. It has this sweet fantasy feeling
.........Something every girl should experience

Pls I NEED the recipe for ewa agonyin. I have tried so many recipes but not gotten the REAL taste. If ur good @ it as u claim. Help a NL'er out. Thanks

Sike: Ewa Agonyi.

Fear of liking/ loving someone else after d deed has been done

k2039: If they die together, na plane/car crash be that o.

U read my mind.... Plane crash tins..

Heard Obasanjo's son sef dey the charter plane and he's lost his life too... Unfortunately. What @okija -juju said calls for deep reflection........ A corpse dying twice and taking people along again. Its a very sad happening .

devour129: you are right ! but some people who don't understand that there's something like the spirit realm will call us superstitious

[quote author=Duke_Nija]The number one priority of a GOOD Government is to make the lives of the people easier, better and more productive. This is where I fault Gov Fashola. He has good intentions alright, but he's gone too too far in his mechanisms. You can't turn a city to a five star hotel when the common man cannot have access to the basic things of live conveniently and at will.
Nigeria is a third world country. 70% of her people are poor. 13 million children are out of school. 50% live on less than a dollar per person a day. 80% provide their own water and 55% their own electricity. And the concern of a leader is to ban Okada, a major means of transportation for Lagosians, and now Tricycle the only substitute for Okada. It is wrong for us to compare ourselves with western countries with massive infrastructural, human and technological development when we don't even have a naija made phone.

Fashola has shifted his focus to the island. With massive infrastructural investments in a region that is by far more developed than its mainland counterpart. Lekki-Vi peninsula is the new London.
He has forgotten that it was the boys at Mushin that fought for him. The market women at IsoloEjigbo that carried his posters with enthusiasm. The Okada riders he has put of of job that rode with his motorcade during campaigns. He has forgotten the masses.

I can never support a government that enslaves the masses to serve the rich.

That is why I will never support a one man Party. I will never support APC![/quote]Truer words were never spoken. Thank you

RIP dagrin... U were truly the best. Hearing your songs still give me a rush of blood. I pray your soul rests in heaven. God bless you Dagrin. You were true blood. Rest in peace Barack o grin. Like Michael Jackson, no one can be like you. Never, ever.

Last week,I went to see my nephew at kings college, to my utmost dismay,I was handed a flyer to visit kings college hotel situated right in the college compound. While I was still wondering about the phenomenom of a hotel in a boarding facility for underaged children,some ladies of questionable character strutted out of the place. Remember that some time ago,one HIV positive sex worker confessed that most of her clients were kings college boys. Can someone help?

[quote author=Okija_juju]WHY?! Why?? WHY!!!

So many people could have benefited from their spare parts..

E.g: Heart, Lungs, Kidney, Liver, Eyes, e.t.c for medical purposes.. Then their b'reasts, blokus, pkekus, tongue, e.t.c for Ogwu Ego and other ritual purposes..




What a waste of valuable spare parts!! [/quote]Ur crazy man. Got me laffing my heart out. U just made my NL day.

Diverse but Intelligent responses so far. I asm impressed with this crop of responding NL's. Wish it were like this most times *wishes*.

Amazing Topic and very enlightening. Much thanks to the poster. This is definately for keeps.