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Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Suffer From Acute African Queen Psychosis (AAQP) by bittyend(op): 11:55am On May 26, 2012
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Romance › Re: Can Nigerian Girls Ever Be As Stunning And Pretty As South African Girls by bittyend(op): 11:54am On May 26, 2012
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Romance › Re: Why Do British Girls Have Bad Teeth?? by bittyend(op): 11:53am On May 26, 2012
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Jokes Etc › Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by bittyend(m): 11:46am On May 26, 2012
Ibotic engrishhe formu ala-igbo...
Romance › Re: Why Are The Girls On Nairaland So Ugly? by bittyend(op): 10:18am On May 26, 2012
Too many ugly girls on NL. shocked
Romance › Re: Countries With The Finest And Most Attractive Girls In Africa by bittyend(op): 10:17am On May 26, 2012
Naija chics are the ugliest!
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Always Have Small, Or No Bum? by bittyend(op): 10:15am On May 26, 2012
Flash nyash naija girls. cheesy
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 2:03pm On May 25, 2012
Logic Mind: Here is the truth:

We declared Biafra peacefully.
Nigerian government, with headquaters in Lagos, declared war against us.
Nigerian government, with headquaters in Lagos, invaded us.
Nigerian government, with headquaters in Lagos, used the yorubaland as a base in Ibadan (2nd Division) to plan and strategize against our young country.
Nigerian government, with headquaters in Lagos, made up of Yorubas and their aboki masters schemed and plotted against Biafra from YOUR HOMELAND.

Don't tell me you don't give a rat's asz because your ancestors were willing participators in the plan to anihilate my people. We made a move for Lagos, which is the most logical thing anybody in that situation will do (You always attack the capital city of your enemy).

Some people were caught up in the cross fire. However nobody wanted to colonise you. All we wanted was freedom for all but you all decided that living under aboki domination is the best thing for you. So here you are.
Freedom by declaring neutral Midwest, republic of Benin; with an Ibo man as the president, nah?? When ibos were minorities in the midwest... You're not making sense at all..

If it's ok for ibos to invade other people, and commit atrocities; then, it's ok to annihilate ibos as well.

War is war, move on.. You guys lost!! Others have moved on!!!!
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 1:59pm On May 25, 2012
Beaf: When you expose scum for what it is, it begins to display its gutter breeding.
When you expose natural liars, they tell more obvious lies to cover up what was exposed.
When even these last set of desperate lies are exposed, they resort to insults.

Its the way of the coward, the thief and the rap!st.
You keep talking from both sides of your mouth.. On whose side are you on, fake Isoko man? grin
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 1:58pm On May 25, 2012
The hogwash that the Hausa/Fulani are the owners of Nigeria is thrash...

Before the civil war, the Igbos and the Hausa/Fulani were the owners of Nigeria..

The SW and middle-belters won the civil war to keep Nigeria as one, and the two region have since taken over the ownership of Nigeria...

Nigeria will only break up, if the SW and Middle-belt want it to break; these two regions are the power brokers in Nigeria.. Don't let the muslim/christian killings fool you... Hausa/Fulani knows they can't rule Nigeria without the middle-belt, and the Yoruba; likewise the other regions in Nigeria... The two regions are not noisemakers, but they're the nucleus of Nigeria's power game.
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 1:48pm On May 25, 2012
Logic Mind: Igbos did not lose any war. Guns ceased firing but a cold war is still raging on, slowly devastating this made up country called nigeria.
Keep deluding yourself.. You lost the damn war, move on... All your cities were captured, and surrendered easily - making biafrans the easiest group to surrender easily without guerrilla warfare in history of civil wars..
Romance › Re: "Christian Girl, If I Was Baby 'Jesus' - Will You Love Me?" by bittyend(op): 1:39pm On May 25, 2012
Where are the christian girls?
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 1:38pm On May 25, 2012
Ibos, you lost the war; please move on... I hope biafra becomes a reality one day, but stay in ibo land... Any attempt to head towards yoruba land again won't be funny this around....
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 1:03pm On May 25, 2012
(iv) Biafran troops will, after the liberation of the Yorubaland, remain in that territory only for as long as we in Biafra consider it necessary for the Yorubas to consolidate their position and sovereignty against any external threat.

(v) On the liberation of the Yorubaland, you will be appointed as the Military Governor of that territory.

(vi) The liberation of Western Nigeria will be a prelude to the liberation of all Yorubas up to the River Niger and the severance of all connections between the West and the North at Jebba.

(vii) [size=14pt]During the period of Biafrans troops’ presence in your territory, all political measures, statements or decrees shall be subject to the approval, in writing by myself or on my authority.[/size]

(viii) [size=14pt]Should our troops arrive and liberate Lagos, the government of the Republic of Biafra reserves the right to appoint a Military administrator for the territory. Such an Administrator will remain in office until a merger of that territory with Yorubaland is effected by Biafran troops.[/size]
Laughing at the bolded parts.. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked

Ibos trying to colonise us in our own homeland.. cheesy shocked

I see why pops don't regret pistol whipping a biafran gorilla.. My pops is a legend, I love you pops. grin
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 12:55pm On May 25, 2012
Ibos, you were greedy during the war, and you lost... Lick your wounds and move on...

My pops and his brother fought in the war, and they don't regret whooping your arses, you invaders.. undecided
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 12:54pm On May 25, 2012
I'm loving BEAF today.. grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Will Nigeria Break Up By 2015? by bittyend(m): 12:53pm On May 25, 2012
ak47mann: One question for the minorities?? can you tell me what you gained and still gaining from Nigeria?? name one.....forget ogoni people i feel sorry for them....
Can you tell me what the they would have gained from ibos, other than changing the names of their villages to ibo names; and ibos lording over them.. Atleast they still kept their identities in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by bittyend(m): 12:43pm On May 25, 2012
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The rest.........
Romance › "Christian Girl, If I Was Baby 'Jesus' - Will You Love Me?" by bittyend(op): 12:33pm On May 25, 2012
I'm not trying to use the name of God in vain, and this is not a blasphemy.. I'm a christian by birth, and a lover of God (though, I can't remember the last time I went to church). I pray to God everyday.
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I don't understand all this Christian girls, and the stupidity.. Everything is about when 'Jesus' says so with them, despite the Bible not telling us that.. We're who we are, and Jesus has already done what God sent him to do on this planet; and he left us with a message.. But today's christian have bastardised the message, and made it what it's not...

I believe I perform miracles everyday with how I survive, and I guess I can call myself "BLACK JESUS"; just as we Christians call ourselves CHRISTIANS (which amounts to calling ourselves JESUS CHRIST, if you guys don't know).

Jesus turned water to wine ---- But I turned from a gangbanger to an academic....
Jesus walked on water ---- I walk through the gulliest hoods in London every day by myself...
Jesus had 12 disciples --- I have 12 friends...
Jesus rose from death after three days --- I cheated death three times...
The first person to see Jesus when he rose up was a woman --- The first person to see me when I came into this world was a woman...

I think I'm black Jesus, and when you Christian girls think about a guy you wish you love; think about me... I'm tired of holier than thou people...

I'm not biblical Jesus because he's the most high, and the son of God --- I'm black Jesus, the survival with a good heart...

God, forgive us all! Amen!!
Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy With These Qualities by bittyend(op): 10:20pm On May 24, 2012
^Naija girls no go agree. grin
Romance › Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy With These Qualities by bittyend(op): 10:06pm On May 24, 2012
- Broke but with a lot promises.
- Jobless but high educated.
- Not romantic but very caring.
- Aggressive but very cultured.
- Struggling but cocky..
- Not religious but very spiritual, and he has a decent character.
Romance › Re: Why Every Nigerian Girl Shld Get An Edo Man by bittyend(m): 12:35am On May 24, 2012
onila: 180
Ok, done.. Are you gonna feed me some baby milk, tho? wink
Romance › Re: Why Every Nigerian Girl Shld Get An Edo Man by bittyend(m): 12:09am On May 24, 2012
onila: my friend told me missionary can make a girl really tired becus of the guys heavy weight undecided what the best position?
I think dog/gy style is the best.. Hitting it from the side, or riding the guy are also good positions.. wink

Which one do you want me to give you? wink
Romance › Re: Why Every Nigerian Girl Shld Get An Edo Man by bittyend(m): 11:56pm On May 23, 2012
onila: i like missionary smiley
I'll give you that, as long as I can su/ck on them big ti/ts whilst doing it. wink
Politics › Re: My Letter To Ogbakor Ikwerre by bittyend(m): 11:15pm On May 23, 2012
Igbos and their domineering way of life.. Why are you writing those who don't want to be part of your ethnic group?? You guys are funny people smh..

Have you ever seen a yoruba man write to ebira people to claim their yoruba ancestry?

Have hausa people ever written to southern kaduna people? Why are you guys so forceful and different?

I hope the guy tears the letter. I doubt he's going to respond. cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Every Nigerian Girl Shld Get An Edo Man by bittyend(m): 10:59pm On May 23, 2012
onila: smiley yoruba guys r also cool but edo men r hotter!
I'm both, I wanna give it to you double barrel style, ya dig? wink
Romance › Re: Shollypopz And Onila, Come In Here My Frenemies.. Daddy Is Home! by bittyend(op): 10:57pm On May 23, 2012
onila: everyone loves me smiley I am so cool cool
We need to get back to where we were before the fight, omalicha. wink
Literature › Re: 'my Names Are', Or 'my Name Is' by bittyend(m): 10:19pm On May 23, 2012
English is a bastard language, with latin as its surrogate mother.

Both are correct, but it depends on the context.

Bittyend of Narnia. I'm a narcissist, and I know that. grin

Thank me later. cool
Literature › Re: 'my Names Are', Or 'my Name Is' by bittyend(m): 10:18pm On May 23, 2012
mdbissalla: name is a collection of element(s) put together to make single set. as such, a single set should be refered as singular not plural. my name is = correct.
Name is singular but is item not singular? But why do people say items?
Romance › Re: Shollypopz And Onila, Come In Here My Frenemies.. Daddy Is Home! by bittyend(op): 10:15pm On May 23, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]This night has potentials
*subscribing*[/quote]It sure does, tell my frenemies to come into the room. cheesy

Bittyend is back! grin
Romance › Re: Why Every Nigerian Girl Shld Get An Edo Man by bittyend(m): 10:08pm On May 23, 2012
I'm half edo, onila. wink

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