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tellwisdom: Bro, average nigerian gurls eat bad food

Boi, I guess they need some fufu in their lives.

Anyone that's not one the present Igbo leaders, recycled Northerners, GEJ, former military guys, and Atiku...

igbo2011: I would vote for them. Buhari did well in the 80's. I don't know why people didn't vote for him last year. Tribalism is too much in Nigeria smh

Co-sign..

I hardly see Nigerian girls with big bums... What's wrong with these girls, or did they use their bums for voodoo at birth?

Yield: bittyend, can you stop, pleaaaasee?

We need to run this bytch out of anything Nigerian.. She's disrespectful, and she has a big chip on her shoulder..

I don't know why you're dining with the devil.

90love: South London jobless hyped. Go 101 educate yourself. You think your fast with your hands wait for a guy thats faster with his on you then you'll know exactly where your place is in this circle of life sugar plum fairy. Me and you will never be on the same wave length as sneakbo said let me show you the wave! Your far behind with no promise of catching up hope your doin your mama proud being the bum she raised, that's if you were even raised by a human!
Before you think of replying me since your so jobless anyway think of all the insults your life has to offer and assess them one by one starting from your lack of education, low social position, jobless self, lack of self esteem, blurry future prospects, the fact you probably can't even find a girl that would stay with you.... Your shouting shouting about being Nigerian and your proud culture why are you living in Englands slums instead of flying back to your proud country and living it big? Coz your whole family are nobodies there or here! The truth sucks.

Good day and goodbye CHEERS!!!

Quoting sneakbo?? Why are you so obsessed with naija mans?? And what kind of educated, and married gash over 21 listens to grime anyways??

You're definitely one of them silly hoodrats, and probably someone's baby mums lol..

I don't do wave, bytch; I'm too dench for that..

And bytch, I own my yard.. I'm self-made, and I've been since I was 16...

And why are you still using "Your" to start a sentence?? You're bummy, and I can see through you... You can still get adult education, though lol..

How much did she thief this time with her big protruding eyeballs?

Fugly woman!

vanstanzy: [/b]
Get ready to receive another bashing from the North, if u agree to work with them. The Northern politicians are a HOARD OF VIPERS, POISONOUS and VENOMOUS SNAKES that the SW should keep away from. Why don't they (North) turn to the SouthEast? cos we'll trick 'em die. All the SouthEast need do is play along n strike 'em when they least expect.

For Northern gov'nors siding Buhari so as not to incure his wrath. Means they know he (Buhari) is the mastermind behind Bokoharam, while they (gov'nors) are small fish behind BH. I pity those in the North that think Buhari is for their interest, even the gov'nors know better.

I'd prefer we work with the North, than politically olodos in biafail land.. What don't you guys understand? You're non-entities in Nigeria, and no sensible tribe trying to achieve greatness will align with you guys.. You guys are a failure, politically...

vanstanzy: [b][/b]

Awh! Yorubas too make mouth, yet it amounts to nothing in the long run. Just do what the speaker u're answering said and u'll be fine. COMMON!

Just as your pops made mouth to your mother, punk...

Your igbo people are a nobody in Nigerian politics, stick to playing second fiddle..

Nyamiris are the most politically stupid people in Nigeria, even the Ijaws had a REAL president before you guys lol.

When the pum is good.

90love: So the stray dog follows please leave my post alone like I said before go and make your own post. The Yoruba tribe doesn't belong to you alone so get a life outside of nl. Those names you listed are made up names that people name in the US that's how I know you've never left your village most you do is watch films in your village town centre where the only tv is and pick up things to copy from the western world.

Get a life and come off me. Like I asked for such a parasite to be following me up and down. Err

I'm so glad my village has a town centre with a TV, I bet the only thing in yours are trees and lions... Seriously, why do you guys massive foreheads like aliens, tho??

About pick up slang from boring british films lol... Who in their right minds outside the UK would want to watch those boring movies, talk less of picking your slangs, if they ever said anything; other than some shitty cockney, and geordie slangs..

Education 101: the names I mentioned are not American names, they're black ethnic names for black folks whom lost their culture - hence, why a lot of caribbeans both in the Americas and UK bear them..

Like I told you earlier, jungle dwelling east African; you don't want it with bittyend lol.. I'm souf london hyped, and I'll smack a LovePeddler if I need to, trust me...........

BYTCH, you aren't the first Yoruba house wife, please leave the tribe alone.. A British East African shouldn't bother about Yoruba names, when you can name your kids ray ray, laquisha, shameeka, pookie etc..

Why are you so obsessed with yoruba?

Logic Mind: Ahh!
Obasanjo the great. Twice president, twice forced to hand over power to aboki.
After serving as jail rat to the abokis, gave them sharia.
You can be very proud of him. The same soup fed all of you.

OBJ the killer of Northern oligarchy, the only man to visit Boko Haram in their own house..

The same man, the biafrans surrendered to...

The same man, the Ijaws see and shiver with fear (because odi is still fresh on their minds).

The same man, the middle-belters see and run for cover (Zaki biam is still fresh on their minds).

OBJ is a proud son of Ogun state just as I'm, and we're warriors.. We've produced the most successful people in Nigeria, no state comes close..

The Ogun river is the source of our bravery, it's just a pity I haven't had the opportunity to drink from that sacred river.

Oh well, at least he made an Ijaw man the president..

And if you guys can su/ck his balls like the Ijaws did - you may finally have a shot at the presidency..

Till then, keep playing second fiddle.

Logic Mind: Whenever oily soup is mentioned, you look concerned. Why?
We wanted to mind our own business in 1967 but your brothers joined their masters to pull us back. You now have to deal with us whether you like it or not.

Oh well, we wanted our own country in 1959; but your ZIK wanted Nigeria...

We wanted regional government in 1966, but Ironsi wanted unitary government...

Blame Zik and Ironsi for your woes.

Logic Mind: And which Yoruba man has actually ruled nigeria?

OBJ the biafra killer.. You surrendered to him in 1970, and he ruled again with an iron fist; making him the longest ruling Nigerian president ever..

Well, we're from the same state.

Topic: 2015: North Banks On S’west To Stop Jonathan !

I don't know how it involves oily soup, and ofemanus...

You dish out but can take it... This thread is not even about you guys to start with - I guess inferiority complex won't let you mind your damn business..

Being Yoruba is the best thing to happen to me.. We're too politically savvy in Nigerian politics... We're the power brokers in Nigeria, and no one can rule without us..

I would be mad as well if all my leaders have only been ceremonial president, and ceremonial vice presidents. Who wants to play second fiddle for that long??

Even the Ijaws get more ratings, all hail the Ijaws...

The future power struggle in the future is across the Niger - with the battle between the almighty IJAWS, and other tribes.

alj harem: Bittyend and Logicmind, I don't like as you two are derailing the thread.

How am I derailing the thread when I've abused any tribe??

I'm just exposing their lies with pictures..

Pictures speak a lot, bro bro.

Logic Mind: Chei!
The diseases is worse than I imagined.

You call that soup? I wonder what your pig meat fried in palm oil and spinkled with raw vegetables would look like.

That's the oily soup which made me...

Go enjoy your diseased soup lol.

Igbo soup:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Fufu_in_groundnut_soup_with_fish.jpg/250px-Fufu_in_groundnut_soup_with_fish.jpg

faithin9ja: Sorry but your arguement is confused, how does the standard of living improve? by government handing over cash to the population? Mama Iyabo according to you is one of the people Wal Mart will kill off. I am explaining to you how Wal Mart helps Mama Iyabo and you say you don't care.

We need more big employers in Nigeria, we need more investment. You sitting in London how much have you invested in Nigeria? how many people have you employed? As I said earlier, my company is a supplier to Shoprite and Game and I know how many I employ because of these supply contracts.

Continue to preach the 'politics of socialism' from the comfort of your room in Barking or Ilford, whilst real people are doing the their 2 kobo for Nigeria

I'm not preaching socialism, but extreme capitalism is not the way.. Europe, and America are in a deep because of extreme capitalism... The fallacy that big corporations can solve job problem is faux - and it has been proven wrong in both Europe and America...

We need to industrialize by growing our own indigenous manufacturing companies - before inviting large corporations to kill them off before they even started... UK is doing the same thing right now, so why should we embrace something they're trying to discard??

Walmart is china - and we can't compete with china.. The almighty America can't even compete with them.

[size=16pt]Yoruba Efo Riro
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[size=16pt]Igbo Soup
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[size=16pt]Spot the difference!![/size]

LeoMax: Let me guess, you live at Mushin ?

Where the phuck is mushin??

Yo prick, stick to the question at hand and stop asking me dumb questions with your silly SN...

LeoMAx, more EmekaOjukwu - silly retarded, silverback gorilla...

All opinions are welcome!!

A man who can eat the coochie and make her woman squirt all the time.

alj harem: Immediately I saw the topic, one thing came to mind. The SE tribalistic goons would start hounding insult on the SW and volia I was right. Some have already started calling us baboons etc. LOL

Now the issue here is simple because both Gbawe and Ekt-bear have good points, The best so far is that of Okija Juju.

1. The SW would accept nothing less than Fashola for presidency reason being that they see Fashola as the best governor in Nigeria. Fact !!! I support them on this. Anything less than fashola was lose the SW

2. SE having no political idealogy would sheepishly follow GEJ for second term even though they want presidency to themselves as well, but they have been trapped politically speaking because them not supporting GEJ would make them lose their candidate and also lose the love relationship they want to keep with the SS. Thus they have no choice but to support GEJ. Fact don't let NL deceive una that they would chose, there is no choosing here they simply have no choice.

3. The North would be dumb to produce Atiku knowing full well that Atiku is not loved by any group in the North not to talk of South. That Ekt-bear got spot on.

4. Beaf and co insulting the SW, you clearly stated that SW are triators and there vote does not count. Thus you can use your numbers in the SW to turn the table around GEJ again. You got nothing to be afriad of since you all are 60 % of the SW population.

5. The reality is SW don't vote based on ethnicity or zone but based on competence. It would be dumb on anyone's part to produce Atiku as there presidential candidate and expect to win against GEJ.

6. Lastly if Fashola is picked knowing full well he is a techocrite. I cannot grantee anyone else apart from Fasola winning at least 10-12 states of the country which I am sure of., 6 SW states, Edo, Delta, Kwara, Kogi and Akwa ibom with Cross river.

They are already here throwing subliminals, but they have been ignored thus far.

What do you expect from political amateurs??

When the boss talks, they throw hissy fits.