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Shollypopz and Onila are the only two chics I like on NL..

Come talk to papi, girls.

I'm back!

South African men, taller than Nigerian men??

This must be the must ridiculous research ever!!!

I have NEVER seen a South African guy taller than 5'8...

The bushmen, and khoisan people are known for dwarfism.. Only the Zulus are a little bit taller.

kitty kat: Thanks Bitty love. This is the first nice post I am seeing from u. Pls I prefer the jokes.
But Bitty u r not married. I said no singles shd reply.

How do you mean, you prefer the jokes?

I'm human, and sometimes I have to vacate this narcissistic Bittyend facade, and act normal.

Still waiting for you to know the difference between FLOODING and EROSION, Ejene...

And I can't do a back and forth reading all the verbose you keep posting... It bores me to sleep..

Make your comebacks, precise and straight to the point..

Learn a thing or two from Jmaine, and let's get it cracking, boy.

@Ejene

And where did I post anything about McDonalds in Nigeria?

Do you suffer from amnesia or something?

[quote author=Areosapien Ejene]

Oh, so now you're bored all of a sudden? Typical escape tactic from a spineless loser.

Atleast one thing I'll say it's that it's a good thing you've taken my advice and dropped the failed grammar nazi act (since you were quite frankly making yourself look more stup!d), even though this is too little too late, as your reputation has already been roasted battered and brutalized beyond repair in the most humiliating manner.

Now, reading your laughably dumb post in another thread about McDonalds in Nigeria, I think you should take our second advice and desist entirely from posting in the Politics section, as it is quite obvious its intellectual requirements are far too herculean for a big, dumb, hopeless primitive caveman like you.

I will wait for your predictable feedback on this one.

Faggott [/quote]Come at me with your real ID, I'm free tonight.

Odenigbo Aroli: I watched you threw the first punch of insults to the Igbos but look at what is happening now at you! After numerious beat downs you never learn. Areosapien will fhuck you up once more!

Where is the beat down, though?? That's why I told you guys to stick to forest wrestling lol...

And I didn't start the tribal banter, your fellow ibotic clowns started it..

Phucking ibotic animals, always hyping, and chest-beating even when they're losing...

If you think all those lame comebacks are beat downs, I see why a coward like Ojukwu is your hero.. You guys think backwards!

^^^ Ejine is areosapien, I know it's the same person from his grammar construction.. He's grandpa dede's protege.

I saw that from the beginning, I'm just playing dumb with the coward!

^^ Tolerance, friendship, comfortability, communication, caring, loving, understanding, and he must be attracted to you..

Being religious is overrated, you don't need to be religious to be good... As long as he believes in God, that's the most important thing..

And smoking (cigarette) doesn't define a good man, it's a just a lifestyle for some people..

Choose wisely,

Bittyend of Narnia.

Areosapien: Errr sorry to burst your bubble, but that is you, the spineless, emaciated loser who has switched to laughable grammar nazi tactics after he's been beaten black and blue in a verbal battle.
Same way you immediately switched to talking about "Comprehension 101" after Ejine gave you a merciless beat-down to the horror of the entire forum.

You're a weak-arse faggott who epitomizes cowardice in every form, and a loser shall you remain all through your sad, miserable lifespan on Nairaland.

Jmaine was absolutely right when he called you a millipede - cuz even with so many legs, you're still slow; and even with so many IDs, you're still retaarded.

But seriously, why do most ibotic posters on NL thrive on verbosity??

You guys bore me with the repetitive way you construct your grammar, you say so much but mean so little...... I can't do this lol!!

Lame comebacks, verbosity, retard/edness, and chest-beating are the characteristics of the average ibotic poster on NL. It's like I'm chatting to the same people everyday under different SNs, I'm bored of you guys now.. *Sighs*

Be creative!!

Areosapien: Haaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!!! The fool has been bested in his shyyttalking game, and now he's switched to grammar and spelling in his true imbec!llic fashion
watching Ejine murder you has been such an inspiration to me.

But let me correct you on your goof, KNUCKLEHEAD

My name is AREOSAPIEN

AREO is a prefix for anything related to the planet MARS, as it is a derivative of "ARES", the Greek god of war and equivalent of the aforementioned planet. So, to translate it for you, "AREOSAPIEN" simply means "MARTIAN" yeah, I'm nerdy like that.

So, the next time you're going to make a fool of yourself by trying to correct something that isn't wrong (which is just an indicator on your own ignorance), be sure to do a little fact-checking first, Dumbfuckk.

You just got served

Another lame comeback!!!

Your comebacks are lame and boring....

You suck at everything in life; can't even post a good comeback to save your life smh.

vanstanzy:
@bittyend

Gosh, i almost called u britney spears. Men u're sweating furiously as u try to hurt me, why na? I can just picture u sitting on ur LAZT @SS BUTT and punching ur keyboard with so much fury. Men i was messing with ur DUMB BRAIN and having a good hearty laugh. Pls dont have HBP on my account o! I know u dont know HBP means High Blood Pressure. I pity those keypads of urs though.
Comparing Ibo to Yoruba is like comparing Somalia to paradise lol... O, come on surely u dont mean this. But now u said it, I'LD RATHER FIGHT LIKE A MAN THAN REMAIN STAGNANT like, u know who? Y----as' complete the word, u went to nursery and primary school right?

Another castrated ibotic faggit.. Why are most of you guys retarded?? Do you guys also your brain cells for blood money??

You don't have to put everything you write in bold, it makes it more difficult to read.. Oh well, I forgot you're retarded, and was slobbing all over your keyboard whilst typing your post...

Don't forget your RITALIN dosage tonight, ibotic monkey.

Areosapien: Please cut the weak ineffective tribal id!ocy and answer my question, you powerless, castrated, noisemaking dumbass: What have you done about crashing the site you so badly threatened to, thinking you'd gather followers, only to get dissed and humiliated to scorn?
https://www.nairaland.com/904730/seun-really-programmer-wack-web
And what gentlemanly talk did you have with Jakumo? LOOOOOL!! After having your arse roasted in the full view of the public, you were left with no other option than to make peace so as not to worsen your case
And here you are, in your regular imbec!lic fashion, chattering and squealing like the uncultured pig you are, thinking we won't do a little digging on your unenviable past.
Please, stick to taking your medication for the rectal prolapse you already suffer from the beatings handed to you by Ejine, JMaine, Jakumo and crew, and stop making an imbec!le of yourself. Because from the look of things, your desperate attempts to make sense will forever remain futile
faggott

You can't even spell your SN correctly, how do you expect me to do a back and forth with a down syndrome having retard like you??

[size=14pt]It's AEROSAPIEN, simpleton[/size]

bashr8: and yes we did 16,000 biafran army were accountable for the death of over 500,000 nigerian army go figure.

Sure you did loooooooooooool!! And you had to surrender, and dump your biaFAIL pounds, and flag for the Nigerian naira, and flag...

Whatever happened to biaFAIL passport loooooooool..

I'm still trying to acquire a biaFAIL passport, that's why I'm trying to wife up an ibo chic looooooooooooooool..


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bashr8: no you wont fight , yorubaland was overun by the northern soldiers even before civil war started as it always have right before nigeria was formed. stop derailing this political thread.

How many yoruba were in the Nigerian army in 1966? Less than a thousand!!

You guys had almost the same number as the Northerners, why did your cowardly soldier allow the pogrom, when you could match them number for number??

Ibos are cowards!!

bashr8: all this gra gra is just so u can support your northern masters once again to rule nigeria as they have demanded you to , smh anyway we will watch it fail again , i would have had respect for you if your fighting for a yoruba man to be president instead as usual your fighting for your hausa fulanis masters.

Fulani masters??

We don't need to be the president of the cesspit to achieve our aims and objectives.. All we want is regional integration, and maintaining our hold on the most strategic parts of the Nigerian economy..

But definitely not in support of an ibotic president lol.

Areosapien: Abeg abeg abeg, you'd do better to know who you engage in your laughable, childish, dumb tirades, because I'll spit you out battered and mercilessly mangled like your superiors (Ejine, JMaine, One Naira, Jakumo and the many others in this forum) have done you.

See this dumb butt faggott coming here to shine his destroyed anus, spitting meaningless junk like we don't already know how powerless you are.

By the way, retaard, let me ask you a question... How far have you gone with crashing Nairaland like you initially threatened to?
castrated wimp.

I'm not aggressive like the typical ibotic clown lol.. I spoke to Jakumo, and we buried the hatchet...

Stick to forest wrestling, that's the only culture ibos have.

vanstanzy: [b]
Ofenmanu, i really didn't want to answer ur mess.ed up trash, but what the HELL? i feel compelled to. Firstly, ur peops, yes the Yorubas, COWARDS IN CAPITAL cant stand up for themselves. Tell me where was ur CRAZY @SS tribe when we decided to fight this injustice back in 1967. Let me refresh ur memory, ur peops where hiding, siding ur Northern bosses, licking their @sses and secretly praying that BIAFRA would succeed. Hell, a certain commander from ur Region whom Ojukwu placed incharge of the Mid-west was even planning to break away if Biafra succeeded. So see u people were actually banking on us to succeed. NOW TELL ME, WHY ON EARTH CANT THE YORUBA MAN EVER STAND AND FIGHT? EVERYBODY KNOWS THE YORUBAS COWARDICE TO BE LEGENDARY. I COULD LEND UR BROKE @SS THE BOOK TO READ IF U DONT MIND.
Secondly, the Yorubas have professorship in snitching. Men they snitch alot. Ibos' learnt their lesson from the civil war when we decided to bring the Yoruba man close. But alas, the mice Squealed. GET MY DRIFT?
HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH, AM SORRY! TO BE CONTINUED![/b]

You want to know who a coward is, yeah?

A coward leaves his people, and run in a skirt at night.. I call that OJUKWU-ISM!!

A coward starts a war he can't finish, and ends up begging for mercy.. I call that BIAFRA-ISM

Let me school, if the civil war had been between YORUBA and NIgeria, best believe we will fight till the last man.. When we go in, we go harrrrrdddddd!

Yoruba don't fight without planning, we're cultured and sophisticated people... Ibos on the other hand are uncultured, that's why you guys are aggressive, uncouth, and you have failed to evolve..

vanstanzy: [b]
Ofenmanu, i really didn't want to answer ur mess.ed up trash, but what the HELL? i feel compelled to. Firstly, ur peops, yes the Yorubas, COWARDS IN CAPITAL cant stand up for themselves. Tell me where was ur CRAZY @SS tribe when we decided to fight this injustice back in 1967. Let me refresh ur memory, ur peops where hiding, siding ur Northern bosses, licking their @sses and secretly praying that BIAFRA would succeed. Hell, a certain commander from ur Region whom Ojukwu placed incharge of the Mid-west was even planning to break away if Biafra succeeded. So see u people were actually banking on us to succeed. NOW TELL ME, WHY ON EARTH CANT THE YORUBA MAN EVER STAND AND FIGHT? EVERYBODY KNOWS THE YORUBAS COWARDICE TO BE LEGENDARY. I COULD LEND UR BROKE @SS THE BOOK TO READ IF U DONT MIND.
Secondly, the Yorubas have professorship in snitching. Men they snitch alot. Ibos' learnt their lesson from the civil war when we decided to bring the Yoruba man close. But alas, the mice Squealed. GET MY DRIFT?
HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH, AM SORRY! TO BE CONTINUED![/b]

You want to know who a coward is, yeah?

A coward leaves his people, and run in a skirt at night.. I call that OJUKWU-ISM!!

A coward starts a war he can't finish, and ends up begging for mercy.. I call the BIAFRA-ISM

Let me school, if the civil war had been between YORUBA and NIgeria, best believe we will fight till the last man.. When we go in, we go harrrrrdddddd!

Yoruba don't fight without planning, we're cultured and sophisticated people... Ibos on the other hand are uncultured, that's why you guys are aggressive, uncouth, and you have failed to evolve..

tellwisdom: Ijerenjebah, an example of a nigerian gurl with a yansh like a frypan

Common, small breastt, she no get # Spits

Areosapien: Gbammm! Imagine myopic id!ots patting themselves on the back for producing ONE president in50 years and leaving the rest to raging illiterates. That guy just opened his own smelly arse.

At least we have one, and he ruled for more than 10years...

How many have you guys got?

Cultureless gorillas!

mjconcept: The politics of Nigeria are monopolized by the northerns this is what Ojukwu the great saw tried to stop but the Yorubas are myopic in nature fought the Biafrans the Northerns won and continued with their evil plans against Nigeria and Nigerians. I think the yorubas should sit down together and ask youselves what you have achieved in last 5 decades? In general the west produced one president in more than 50 years of independence and you tell me you still ok, I think some of you are just confused.

Ojukwu didn't see shyte, he only saw himself lording over Nigeria...

I think you guys need to ask yourselves why you're so greedy.. If you had declared your biaFAIL, and stayed in your God given homeland, you may have been successful (I doubt this because the northerners make the average ibo man tremble with fear) . But nah, you had to take your biaFAIL feet to colonise other parts of Nigeria.

If the biaFAIL situation ever happens again, I'll definitely fight against invaders to rid my region off unwanted people, period...

onila: f0ck me!

No qualms, as long as I can su/ck on your big e-ti/ts you talk about all the time, while doing it...

90love: Says the kid that came on here talking about south hype and slamming faces in. common bum. Self made since 16 selling crack and shotting weed like the rest of the hoodlums from your side. You own your home why you lyingggggggg your to "dench" I think you've miss used the English slang you've tried so hard to master

Broaden your vocab if bytch and slut are the only words you know how to use then that says more about you BUM! Is it rude to call someone out on being a BUM I think a um is even more useful than what you are

So, you don't even know what dench means??

Are you really from LD? You're probably one of them silly east African kids from croydon, and edmonton who came here as teens..

Ok, I see why you're hyped about the british passport.

vanstanzy:
Yes i can spot the difference. The Efo Riro looks like dog vomit. Its most likely food ur dog refused but mistakenly ate it only to vomit it back onto ur plate for u to eat.
Then the supposed Igbo soup is actually a Yoruba Ofenmanu soup with Semovita in it and two small fish (representing how tiny ur d.i.c.k. and brains are). Yeah, lest i forget, its worthy to note that the food has gone sour cos of ur laziness to warm it.
IS THAT EXPLANATION GOOD ENOF 4 YA? PICK ON SOM1 UR OWN SIZE, P.R.I.C.K!

You're not even my size, faggit - you're so beneath me, that you will never reach even if you attach your ibotic body to a rocket...

I don't even know how a people with no culture, can boast of having a delicacy.. Everything Igbo is pirated from other people..

Your language = given to you by a yoruba man with some benin words.
Your traditional clothes = european wooly hats, and benin wrapper.
Your kingship = given to you by benin people..
Your food = a mixture of yoruba, edo, Ijaw, and calabar food..

I see why you guys thrive on pirated shyte lol...

Comparing Ibo to Yoruba is like comparing Somalia to paradise lol...

And all your wealth is through blood money, no wonder most of you guys die young... Phuck off!

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I'm surprised onila hasn't started posting pictures on here, jobless mongrel.

Boi, why are all these African mongrels hating on Nigeria??

Respect you dons, just because we share the same continent, that don't make us equals..

The nerve of HIV ridden, smelly Zimbabwe.......

Can we move Nigeria out of the African continent?

uboma: Try Yoruba galssssssssssss. they are blessed with curvy bum bum

They're all the same..

ijebabe: A more important question, why are you alive?

I'm alive because I love big bums.