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PoliticsRe: Tambuwal: How I Rejected Bribe From Buhari, APC Government by bizzibodi(m): 2:52pm On Jan 11, 2019
PoliticsRe: FFK Stands By His Words On Tinubu, See Why by bizzibodi(m): 1:04pm On Jan 11, 2019
chris51:
Is that why ffk was referring to Tinubu's first son that died? This is morally wrong.

Death is not to be joked with. ffk should watch his mouth, politics aside, we are all human beings.

He flaunts his children's pictures and it won't be fun for him to lose anyone.

For that reason he should be very careful with his utterances
Fkk is an old man with d mind of a tata.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj, 2baba On Baecation With Wives In Ghana by bizzibodi(m): 12:57pm On Jan 11, 2019
joelenesleek:
because she is white? Annie is also very beautiful. Get over the color complex.
Bros,shine yur eyez wella no b white lady b that.
PoliticsRe: 2019: South-east PDP Warns Against Sabotaging Atiku/obi •insists Obi Very Qualif by bizzibodi(m): 11:57am On Jan 11, 2019
Why SE no like Peter obi?Buhari yur JUJU strong oo!
CrimeRe: 81-Year-Old Retired Colonel Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison For Murder. Photos by bizzibodi(m): 11:40am On Jan 11, 2019
He just like intimidate pple,what is a 85 yrs doing as head of vigilante.
AgricultureRe: 250 Trailers Load With Fertilizer Arrive Kebbi For Dry Season Farming by bizzibodi(m): 11:34am On Jan 11, 2019
Sai baba!u too much
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Wife To Death Over Extramarital Affairs In Niger State (Photo) by bizzibodi(m): 11:31am On Jan 11, 2019
Why send her to hell where Satan & his ugly demons will pfuck her all day,that is an eternal punishment na!
PoliticsRe: Babagana Abubakar 'Alagarno' Wanted Boko Haram Terrorist Arrested by bizzibodi(m): 11:25am On Jan 11, 2019
Abubakar Why?? embarassed
AgricultureRe: Cow Kills Owner In Delta Abattoir by bizzibodi(m): 11:37pm On Jan 10, 2019
Well crafted fake news.
PoliticsRe: I’m Confident Of Winning The Election, Says Buhari by bizzibodi(m): 10:00pm On Jan 10, 2019
MondayOsunbor:
Oga jubril Nigeria can not contain me and you this year

Is either you leave presidency or I leave nigeria.

I seriously can not stomach another 4 years of buhari ,the cabal and APC
Care to travel OVERSEAS for visit/study

It is as simple as ABC and cost less as little as PENNY

South Africa (200k)
Zimbabwe(450k)
Canada/Australia (600k)
USA (600k)
UK (500k)
Togo(400k)
Sudan(400k)
Somalia(700k)
Check my signature
PoliticsRe: I’m Confident Of Winning The Election, Says Buhari by bizzibodi(m): 9:58pm On Jan 10, 2019
MondayOsunbor:
Oga jubril Nigeria can not contain me and you this year

Is either you leave presidency or I leave nigeria.

I seriously can not stomach another 4 years of buhari ,the cabal and APC
Care to travel OVERSEAS for visit/study

It is as simple as ABC and cost less as little as PENNY

South Africa (200k)
Canada/Australia (600k)
USA (600k)
UK (500k)
Schengen (700k)
Check my signature
PoliticsRe: Corpses Of ISIS/ISWAP Fighters Killed By Nigerian Forces In Lake Chad(Graphic) by bizzibodi(m): 9:51pm On Jan 10, 2019
Thank u soldiers kill more of those islamic goons grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Vanguard Appologises To Tinubu For Publishing False Story About His Health by bizzibodi(m): 9:45pm On Jan 10, 2019
So Vanguard now rely on FKK a Renowned junkie for Junk news now! angry angry angry
AgricultureRe: Will One Bag Of Feed Be Enough To Feed 15 Fishes To Maturity? by bizzibodi(m): 12:14pm On Jan 10, 2019
meobizy:
No.
The bigger they get the more they eat.
When is maturity for you? Most rearers see them as old enough for processing at four months old.
I have over fifty nine month olds and they are so big a single one can sell for 7,000 NGN. I can't count exactly how much they've eaten so far but I will estimate two bags or a little less.
Your bag is sufficient for at most a month and half to two months.
Let me see the pictures of yur #7000 fish. huh
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Former PDP National Chairman, Adamu Mu'azu Defects To APC. by bizzibodi(m): 9:25pm On Jan 09, 2019
The game changer fa!I hope GEj will not decamp in matter of days. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Rushed To The Hospital by bizzibodi(m): 9:43pm On Jan 04, 2019
D fool playing faint now gav d police d opportunity to hospitalize & inject him,let see how this lousy script will play out.
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Rushed To The Hospital by bizzibodi(m): 9:32pm On Jan 04, 2019
I don tire for Dino matter,he shld play dead & b deposit in d mogue until d election is over.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Election: Lai Mohammed Boasts As APC Inaugurates ‘victory Army’ To Sack PDP by bizzibodi(m): 9:27pm On Jan 04, 2019
Make una softly defeat PDP na!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Cut Deal With Yari, Masari To Capture Zamfara, Katsina —atiku by bizzibodi(m): 4:06pm On Jan 04, 2019
Atiku shld face this election(his fate) like a man & stop throwing tantrums. angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Folasade Adeleke: My Father's Reaction To My 2nd Pregnancy Out Of Wedlock by bizzibodi(m): 9:46am On Jan 04, 2019
But wo iz that nigga with cock comb huh
RomanceRe: Former Nun Who Quit The Convent Makes Her Debut As A Porn Star by bizzibodi(m): 9:25pm On Jan 03, 2019
What her porn name sef,I need to see her pinky.
PoliticsRe: PDP Cannot Dictate To Us How To Conduct Elections, INEC Speaks On Amina Zakari by bizzibodi(m): 9:08pm On Jan 03, 2019
Any pim inec shld disqualify PDP from d election.
PoliticsRe: PDP Cannot Dictate To Us How To Conduct Elections, INEC Speaks On Amina Zakari by bizzibodi(m): 9:07pm On Jan 03, 2019
PDP shld provide proof that Amina zakari is Pmb niece or keep quiet for ever.
PoliticsRe: Ambode Retired 21 Perm Secs To Enable Tinubu’s Ex-PA, Okunola Become Hos -Agbaje by bizzibodi(m): 8:57pm On Jan 03, 2019
Agbaje Whot u gonna do about it..?
PoliticsRe: My Peter Obi: My 2 Sons Don't Have A Car, They Don't Have Money To Buy One by bizzibodi(m): 8:50pm On Jan 03, 2019
Jason555:
Obi, who spoke to his kinsmen in Agulu, Anaocha Local Government Area of Anambra State during a lecture organised in his honour by Agulu Peoples Assembly, said Nigeria was a place where people crave free money to live in luxury.

Obi said he had trained his children to be self-reliant, adding that he had chosen not to join people who crave primitive acquisition.

He said,

“I have two graduates who are working, a boy and a girl, and the two of them don’t own any car because they haven’t made enough money to buy a car.

“They were here for the Christmas, and I was talking to some people about them and the person said he saw my son and that he always jumps on buses and tricycles.

“Some people don’t like it that way. They believe I am rich and that my children should not be trekking, and that they should be provided cars.

“But I believe they do not have the money; so, they have to trek.



“Who will give them cars — is it me? My money is my own; so, they should work for theirs.”


He said he was not contesting the VP position to make money, but to build a better Nigeria.

He described Nigeria as “a collapsing country” that needed to be salvaged by voting for the right crop of leaders who have been tested and proved.

“I have been five years out of government, and no one has come to say any one naira was missing in government under my watch. EFCC can come and probe me if they like, I am not afraid.

“I am not here to campaign to my people because I come from here and you know what I did in Anambra.

“Just give me the opportunity and we will change Nigeria, and the country will start working again.”

Source : https://www.collegegist.com.ng/p/660/quot-my-2-sons-do-kit-have-a-car-because-they-don-t-have-en
OBI & Lie are like 5 & 6.
TravelRe: Photo Of The Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Which Crashed Into A Water In Borno. by bizzibodi(m): 2:05pm On Jan 03, 2019
The weather their is very terrible for flight.
Christianity EtcRe: MURIC Rejects Bishop Kukah’s Almajiris Plan Of Training 10 Million Almajiris by bizzibodi(m): 1:59pm On Jan 03, 2019
An Afonja claiming more Islamic than d Arabians,Abdulatif Adegbite try all those shiit,till today he is part of d most fertile soil in afonjaland.
CelebritiesRe: Ibrahim Suleiman Gushes Over Linda Ejiofor His Wife: 'My Best Decision Of 2018' by bizzibodi(m): 1:37pm On Jan 03, 2019
Oh!Bimpe I remember damilola.
PoliticsRe: Who Will Deliver Pastor Tunde Bakare From The Spirit Of Lying? - Reno Omokri by bizzibodi(m): 9:06pm On Jan 02, 2019
ochejoseph:
Who Will Deliver Pastor Tunde Bakare From The Spirit of Lying?

I ceased taking Pastor Tunde Bakare seriously ever since he lied against the Holy Ghost by prophesying (wrongly) that “Let me tell you the truth by the spirit of God, neither OBJ, Atiku, IBB and this tall one, Buhari are part of the new. They are part of the old that is decaying. That old one is passing away. The new is emerging and these ones are not part of that new.”

For those who do not know, Pastor Tunde Bakare made the above statement in an on October 2, 2006 interview he granted to the Punch Newspapers.

It is now a historical record that after claiming that God’s Holy Spirit told him Muhammadu Buhari was part of Nigeria’s decaying past, the same Pastor Tunde Bakare went ahead to accept to be the running mate of the same Muhammadu Buhari in 2011.

Perhaps only in Nigeria would such a charlatan continue to parade himself as a pastor, but as Karl Marx said, “religion is the opium of the people” and Bakare sure knows how to feed that addiction.

The Bible clearly tells us two things about the Holy Spirit.

In Matthew 12:32, Jesus the Son of God said “Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.”

Bakare clearly lied against the Holy Spirit of God because his so called word “by the spirit of God”, DID NOT come to pass.

1 Corinthians 14:33 further tells us that “God is not the author of confusion.”

Noe let us flash back to the present time, Pastor Tunde Bakare was recently in Canada where he granted an interview and said, amongst other things, that President Buhari could not appoint a cabinet for six months because “he met an empty treasury.”

His exact words were as follows:

“‘Development under President Buhari Buhari has been slow because as he said, he inherited an empty treasury. For six months, he could not appoint ministers because there was no money to pay them, and little by little, thank God, oil picked up.”

The above words are nothing but a lie and a figment of both the imaginations of President Buhari and Pastor Tunde Bakare and I will prove this assertion using facts, not opinions.

The Jonathan administration left $2.07 billion in the Excess Crude Account when it handed over to the Buhari administration on May 29, 2015. This is an easily verifiable fact from both the Central Bank of Nigeria and is also available from other open sources.

In addition to that, the Jonathan government left a Foreign reserve of $29. 6 billion for the incoming government and $5.2 billion was left for the Buhari administration by way of dividend payments from the Nigerian Liquefied Natural Gas Company.

Now, there is no way these huge amounts can be described as “empty treasury”. I challenge pastor Tunde Bakare to disprove these figures I have given here or take me to court and I will embarrass him there and show him to be the liar that he is.

If a man can lie against God, is it man that he cannot lie against? I wonder why Nigerians continue to take charlatans like Bakare and Mbaka seriously!

Speaking further in that interview, Pastor Tunde Bakare claimed that Buhari had achieved the great feat of ending Nigeria’s rice imports. His actual words were as follows:

“‘We are no longer importing rice for three years that is an incredible achievement, seventeen local government occupied by Boko Haram no longer an issue.”

Both of these assertions are easily dismissible lies that even a cursory Google search can debunk.

First of all, even the Buhari administration has not claimed that Nigeria is no longer importing rice. What they said, which is also a lie, is that rice imports have reduced.

But the truth is that Nigeria’s rice imports have actually increased by 60% as revealed by no less an institution than the United States Department of Agriculture.

In fact, according to the USDA, not only has Nigeria’s rice imports increased by 60%, but Nigeria is projected to be the second largest rice importing nation.

These are the exact words of the USDA “China and Nigeria are projected to remain the largest rice importing countries in 2019, followed by the EU, Cote d’Ivoire, and Iran.”

You do not have to take my word for this. Google it by yourself. The last time Nigeria’s rice imports went down, according to the USDA, was in 2015 under former President Jonathan.

Then Bakare claims that “seventeen local government occupied by Boko Haram no longer an issue.” I mean is Pastor Tunde Bakare so out of touch?

As he was granting that interview, Baga, Doron-Baga, Kross Kawwa, Bunduran, Kekeno and Kukawa towns are all under Boko Haram/ISWAP control.

In fact, the Governor of Borno State, a notorious political enemy of former President Jonathan, was forced to hold a press conference on New Year’s eve where he confessed that the situation has deteriorated and was worse than before.

For emphasis, the following was the front page headline in the Punch on New Year’s eve “Residents flee as Boko Haram takes over Borno communities”.

The report went on to say as follows:

“There has been mass movement of people out of communities in Borno State through Damaturu the Yobe State capital to Bauchi, Gombe, Kebbi, Zamfara, Kebbi and Jigawa states.”

But unlike the Jonathan era, this time around, the insecurity in Nigeria is almost total. As I write this today (January 2, 2019, Aminu Bello Masari, the Governor of Katsina, President Buhari’s own state, raised an alarm on the insecurity and breakdown of law and order in his state. We are not talking of Zamfara or the Northeast. We are talking Katsina. If Buhari cannot secure his own state, is it Nigeria he can secure?

And then there is Zamfara State, which is becoming as bad, if not worse, than the Northeast.

So with these unimpeachable facts I have marshalled, I am hard pressed to understand why Pastor Tunde Bakare cannot respect himself and the calling he claims to have, by using his mouth to speak truth instead of lying like a heathen!

Let me end by giving a Biblical admonition to my readers. In Deuteronomy 18:22 The Bible says:

“If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.”

Reno Omokri
Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years, and other books. Avid traveller. Tormentor of Muhammadu Buhari and the APC.


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Reno hav u transferred d anointing of lying to bakare?
PoliticsRe: You Didn’t Stop Me From Smuggling Looted Funds Into Nigeria, Buhari Hits Atiku by bizzibodi(m): 9:01pm On Jan 02, 2019
MrLife1234:
Everybody shld go to the poll and choose their leader in 2019.. Whatever happens eventually, we accept it? Sell your vote to highest bidder, enjoy the moment.. But remember, their is a price to pay
Some of the prices we are paying for our indecision in 2015 includes:
Recession
Hunger
Inflation
Fuel hike
Insecurity
Kidnapping
Bandits
Fulani Herdsmen
Marginalization
Unemployment
Poor education
Bad governance
Harassment
Lawlessness
Unlawful detention
Nepotism
Corruption
Homelessness
Depression
Today, basic things in the market, are not affordable. Kerosene, gas, rice, beans etc are very expensive..I WILL ONLY BLAME NIGERIAN ""FINISH YOUR TWO TENURE"" SYNDROME TO ALLOW AN EVIL REPEAT ITSELF...
This exactly what u said for Pmb that he is d Messiah sent by Allah,now it is Atiku sent by Allah to rescue Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: 'Go And Surrender' - Nigerians Tell Melaye As He Shares Video Of Attack On Him by bizzibodi(m): 8:52pm On Jan 02, 2019
Where did he got this kind of money to buy bullet proof AMG when his people are living in abject poverty.
PoliticsRe: 'Go And Surrender' - Nigerians Tell Melaye As He Shares Video Of Attack On Him by bizzibodi(m): 8:49pm On Jan 02, 2019
AK481:
Why should he surrender himself?

He shouldn’t,those who tried it have been killed by this govt and nothing happens.
Who?

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