Shibaraba: A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame. Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba... If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you
Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.
Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest. I rise
Davash222: She’s earning 200K monthly Where she dey work?
Assuming this story is legit, her 3 months salary should cover for her gown and the catering. But, that doesn’t mean you have to impose that on her unless she forced you to marry her.
No one is forcing you to wed. if you don’t have the funds for that, since you’re done with the traditional wedding and rites, go to any magistrate court close to you and certify your wedding.
I don’t even know who brought this issue of white wedding to Africans.
Okay guys, just to get the weekend started, let's relate any encounter had with a celebrity. You can also share an encounter you had with them before or after fame.
I'll start...
I grew up in kaduna state, Nigeria. I had a cousin who was a local musician and a DJ who was only popular in our hood that time. He met me one day and told me he was going to organize a free show in order to give up coming artiste a platform to be heard in that area...
At that time, I wasn't interested in music at all, I was just going with him because he was my cousin. So before the day of the show, he introduced me to a young rapper who was not even known at that time. I could bet nobody knew him in his own street, lol.
So we got familiar with each other, meanwhile this was around 2008 or 2009....
The day of the show finally came, every artiste performed and that young rapper that was introduced to me earlier on got noticed by a record label agent or so, because I couldn't even remember what happened or how it happened, but from that day till this day, I haven't set my eyes on that rapper again, except on television...
She saw the sore and still had sex with you? Back to your question, go for a test. Are we doctors? Most of us here are unemployed and hustling to get a job. Meet someone who is qualified to diagnose you.
Bastard but right. Check out this list to be informed
ExAngel007: No man should have this much wealth when his only job was to be a senator - Speed Darlington slams Dino Melaye
Speed Darlington has taken a swipe at former lawmaker representing Kogi West Senatorial district, Dino Melaye over the wealth he thinks the Senator amassed.
The singer who reacted to a photo in which the former lawmaker showed off his cars, stated that Dino Melaye's only job was to be a Nigerian senator.
Speed Darlington also averred that he is happy the Kogi born politician did not win the governorship election in the state because "one man should not have this much wealth".
He wrote: Oh my God look at one man’s wealth and all he had to do was be an Nigeria senator. Good thing he did not win governorship they broke his leg during that election, no one man should have this much wealth and his only job was to be a senator
mynaijadj: An angry Iyabo Ojo went for the head of an anonymous Nollywood elder who we have investigated to be Fathia Williams, former wife of Saheed Balogun.
Iyabo claims Fathia is a serial back stabber. She bares it all on Instagram including a surgery she had which she claims same celebrity wished her dead rather than recover.
All spears point to Fathia Williams as she is the celebrity having her birthday today.
Charleys: You are still another girlfriend to his brother and when your time comes you will leave.
Your husband needs to talk to him and tell him that you are a different person that you are not his other girlfriends that he brings to the house, maybe he still has that mentality.
I stayed in my brother's house for two years I no even behave like this. I dey look for how to impress make madam no vex influence brother (through sex) make him comot me for house
I saw ladies come and go but when this particular one came no be person tell me to behave. Now they're married. If I want to go stay there for two weeks they'll still beg me not to go home because my record there no one has broken. Not even her relatives.
ET did it. I'm sure. Check this post to see how it happened
Between last October's release of Mob Ties EP on select platforms and subsequent months of absence on the entertainment scene, varying concerns about the Mortal Mob thrived, until new chats with ET finally confirms that the Mob had really been in the studio creatively toying with sounds to wow their growing fan base and are set to drop spaceship.
Anticipating a comeback singles streak by ET to reintroduce the Mortal Mob, a music commentator and Plugger, Kvng Ivan describes ET's absence as necessary for timely assessment and eventual growth. "Everything about life exists around the concept of growth, especially in secrecy and I guarantee since he's been an active studio cat, his sounds have moved to a whole different level, which I know he's got loaded with entertaining messages for everyone, so stay tuned for the new ET"
During the chats, ET talked about imminent vibes, redefining the Mob, lyricist awards and amazing collabos in line to expand the Mob movement within corporate entertainment "I kinda spent the past 6 months in the studio working towards awards worthy content and soon as my new single- Space Ship drops, next agenda is connecting entertainers who are good at what they do, so we rise together as a Mob while entertaining our fans too"
A teenage Nigerian undergraduate identified as @Yes_im_madey on Instagram, has stirred quite the buzz on social media, after sharing some Teni Makanaki- inspired photos on her socials and began receiving comments from Teni fans, with some even hailing her as a "low budget Teni"
thablogger: The WWE superstar and actor, John Cena has been added to the cast of the popular car race and action movie, 'Fast and Furious'.
He will be starting in the part 9 of the movie which will be released on the 22nd of May, 2020.
Although the role he will be playing in the movie is uncertain for now, but according to universal pictures, he will be playing a 'badass' in the movie.
Excited John Cena also took to his official Twitter page to inform his fans of his meeting with the team next week, he wrote...
"Excited to be back with the #FastFamily next weekend in Miami. We’re gearing up for our giant F9 concert and trailer drop on Friday, 1/31. this Tweet to receive content from @TheFastSaga and get F9 content before the movie comes out in theaters 5/22."
Details on whether 'The Rock" will be in the next part of Fast and Furious' is uncertain now, but he will be in the next part of Hobbs and Shaw coming out on the 2nd of August.
Catchfirez: Money laundering act straight to Jail. Don't even try to go there, na straight to prison. Talk true na your maga send the money.
By the way what's your package doing in Abuja when you are in Lagos. I believe you are being scammed or there is more to your story.
You fall for a old scam that as been existing since the time of Blackberry messenger. They will show you invoice and receipt of the shipping company. Guy you don pay mugu money.
Awon G boys, 4800 exactly, owo loading. Sha show solidarity for Simmer as you're receiving here
Now over 10 million streams on Spotify with "Keeping The Faith" and still entertaining his interactive Instagram followers with trending single LayUp, Nic Hanson is the 24 year old music sensation whose dynamic exploits enjoyed a well documented highlight by Forbes Magazine just this week.
Simmer is the Disciplez City recording artiste and Temper crooner (formerly identified as Southbwoy), whose intent to step up recently saw him through an amazing collaboration with the international Nic Hanson in TakeAway, which is now ready for a global release.
Set to partner global and international music distribution platforms including Plug Central Hub to ensure the widespread promotion of TakeAway, another international collaboration portal has been initiated by the duo of Nic and Simmer.
Most people are trapped in a Gerascophobic mindset (fear of the limitations associated with old age).
The fear of getting old is real and alarming enough, especially thinking about the changes experienced within the body system and subsequent limitations after retirement from work. All these thoughts and more combine to initiate depression, which accelerates the ageing process .
Prinss: Your dad may be angry, disappointed, mad, but certainly won't disown or kill you. Call him, tell him everything and the struggles you have endured all this while. Trust me, after the initial tantrums he may put up, eventually he will support and assist you. Just be sure your decision is something you are ready to commit to.
Sometimes the greatest decisions requires the strongest will.
Not sometimes, most times but then inspire your day and possibly your hustling spirit with this
lawrsmith: Good morning Nairalanders, i will like to be brief with my experience with a a bike man today. very early in the morning today i picked a bike from my house heading to my office, i asked the bike man how much, he said two hundred naira( N200k), i entered the bike off we go heading to my office, along the line i said to him " hey Mr. man this your speed is too much, will you please reduced the speeding"? the young man kept mute and even went ahead increase his acceleration and i was pissed off because of the way he ignored me, i did not have any option than to be praying within myself for me to alert his bike unhurt.
Then, we continued with the journey, it was not up to 10 pools after when i told him to stop speeding he hit someones bum bar from behind. what happened was that we arrived at T-junction, normally he supposed to have reduced speeding before getting to that place but unfortunately for him, he did not, and he ended up hitting a Toyota Camry 2010 model,the owner of the Camry stopped to allowed the other vehicles coming from the other lane to passed before he could crossed, but this my reckless bike man could not noticed it on time so he ended up hitting the bum bar and the paint scratched, though the damages was not much only the paint was scratch and it was not even much. Then the man came down to check if there's a scratch on his car, after seen the scratch, he insisted that the bike man must follow him to the Mechanic and get his car fixed, the bike man and people around start pleading the man to have mercy and forgive the bike man, he refused with this ego and pomposity, he keep speaking big big grammar, from there he started raining insults on the bike man, saying that nothing will ever making him to forgive the bike man.
while this was going on, i kept my distance, reason was because i warned him early on. the bike man went as far as telling the man almost all his lives stories, hopping that the man will forgive him, but he refused, He continued begging him to forgive him because the bike was not yet his own, that he started driving the bike on hire purchase just last week and as a result he can not afford to repaint the car. on this note my mind was softened couple with the way the man was speaking to the bike man, i joined the begging crew, i begged and begged, and the man refused maintaining that the car must be repair and it was obvious for everyone there that the bike man doesn't have the resources to repair the car, because he was kneeling, crawling on the man's feet to forgive him, the man was not moved with his tears. where i was i was already boiling and i was about having issue with the man not minding that the bike man was at fault, but on the second thought i was able to get hold on myself.
The next thing the man did was to snapped the scratched part, moved a little bit further start making calls, so people around believed that he was calling policemen to come and get the guy arrested since he could not afford to repair the car, on this point i went and meet the man, i told him to enter his car lets go to the Mechanic that i will pay for the damage, he now put off the call and asked me " young man did you really wants to pay for the repair of my car ? i said yes Sir, he said ok lets go, he entered his car. i now joined the bike man for him to start the bike so that we will go to the Mechanic, the man entered his car reversed back a little bit closed to us and said to the bike man, " thank your God, if not because of this young man you would have slept in the prison at least for 3 days" he now zoomed off. Then the bike man and people around there started thanking me while i told the bike man to take me to my office.
Now the main reason why i posted this here, fast forward to where i will stop, i alerted the bike, deep my hand inside my pocket, and gave to the bike man the N200k we bargained, he collected the money, no thank you for the money, start his machine and speed off while i entered my office. while seating in my office a lots of thoughts was running through my mind. is this the guy i spent almost 3 hours on the road begging on his behalf? i abandoned what i supposed to do in order to make sure that his case was resolved, normally, some people would have stopped another bike bike and continued their journey even without paying him, but i said no, that i must see the end of this case. this is the guy i wanted to spend my hard earned money on, just to make sure that he did not sleep in the prison. off course i was expecting him to reject the money when i gave him the money, but he did not neither did he make any effort to appreciate my gesture to him.
What i learnt with this is that some people does not merit to be mercy for, some people actually deserved to allowed to suffer for their sins, yes i mean it. i have not seen this type of ingratitude before, my thought throughout today is that, had it been that the man did not changed his mind, so this is how i would have spent my had earned money on someone who could have not let go of his N200 because of me? wow is this how wicked some people can be?
I even believe that most times by sticking our noses in Karma's business with someone else, we automatically dey buy market for ourselves. This time, God wanted you to learn and you did. Cheers bro.
Snipper007: infact for the first time am clapping to this statements from afenifere, can you imagine the audacity? A mere abboki telling a literate what to do and not to do, a bloody migrant from North Africa, infact Yoruba una really try for this one.
Meanwhile......
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Wetin musa no go smell for Naija. Abeg mk Miyetti dey use dem head o. Meanwhile mk we holler Wizzy and Emmyli to give kolobi vibes
Naijacardcom: Boyfriend throw his girlfriend from 5 story building in Onitsha, anambra state
Yesterday evening 16/1/2020 at obosi street Onitsha South local government in anambra state. Corpse of a young lady was found in a building, the girl was identified as a young lady living at the 5th floor of the next yard of the building.
According to eye witness, the young lady living alone with her boyfriend in a 3 bedroom flat, it was around 7pm the boyfriend came down from the 5th story building asking his neighbors if they help him to see his wife, they said no. Few minutes after he asked his neighbors, some girls raised alarm of a dead body in the next compound, some of the neighbors went there to check the corpse, they identify the corpse is their neighbor wife, but no one told the boyfriend is his girlfriend, instead, they ask him to go and check himself, but the guy refuse to check if is his girlfriend or not.
The lady's corpse was there for over 2 hours, when the landlord of the next building call the police to inform them about the incident. Before the arrival of the police officers, the boyfriend neighbors called the boyfriend aside to ask him what happened between him and his girlfriend, he said they only argue about what she wrote in his account book in shop, and he is back home to settle their differences, he said the girl have prepared his dinner but he see that is girlfriend disappear, that is why his looking for her.
Baba probably thought Madam was giving his money to her kolobi partner before the reality of soapy in prison clear him eyes. Anyways enjoy wizkids vibes kolobi for the weekend
Health › Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by black9: 6:02am On Feb 08, 2020
