₦airaland Forum

copied from Oxford Dictionary
After the first two rounds, no further needs for condom.

But according to Buhari
Wear it after sex when you are exhausted and want to sleep

copied from Oxford Dictionary

After the first two rounds, no further needs for condom

R

Keep on the good work...

Bleep them and with time they will ask for threesomes.

Offpoint1:
N1500-8 before, now 2k+

I dey work for Lagos drivers and landlord



I go soon start Yahoo, hardwork don tire me, I no wan work hard again

Abeg if you get reach 50k come make we start yahoo together

I don buy piggybank tire, save in the morning- break at night... piggyvest vex send me message last December say "Guy stop disturbing our lives, keep your money for your pillow"

This Lagos na drivers and landlord money person dey work for ooo, abeg make we run this business u dey talk of, hard work doesn't pay in Lagos

I nor fit stop work sef because SAPA dey whine me

Thank God no innocent life was lost, the Nigerian Police and their sister agencies should learn to drive like normal human beings for once!

Everywhere I turned I see touts/agbero's who could potentially be a killer, human part dealer...

I see honest, hard-working yet poor Nigerians struggling to survive yet unable to protect themselves.

We rely our tax masters cum politicians who are the biggest contributors to our sufferings, hardship, and insecurity, but these wicked politicians alongside their ritualistic cousins are the enablers of our collective woes.

We are not entirely blameless in this because we cheer them on, we support illicit wealth every now and then. We praise and sing glory for a politician who comes to kill, steal and destroy but give a spoon of porridge every 4 years, we turn a blind eye on ritualist yahoo plus and others. Are we not in a way complicit in the crimes going on in our society!?

When will injustice to one become injustice to all? Why do we keep mum when oppression and crimes doesn't directly affect us, we forget that today's survivors are tomorrow's victim...

TO BE CONTINUE....
TRIBUTE TO BAMISE AYANWOLE

Imo branch of Ipobian Oluomo

You're thinking with your pussy, Keep sharing it!

He don use u do yahoo plus and paid you off...

She definitely cash out from the divorce... Smart yahoo girl

Everyone uses condom, I have caught one pastor with one alhaja.

Short story!

My GF complained that the assistant pastor at where she worships disturbs her alot, so on this eventful day I was helping my neighbor to sell in his chemist in my area which is far from my GF area, and this assistant pastor came into the chemist at night wearing a face cap and requested for "Durex" like it's a drug without adding the "condom" to it,but I recognized him immediately because I have been observing him ever since my GF started Complaining about him.

So I immediately left the shop to my neighbor's son and started following this man, only for him to go into the house of one alhaja at the end of my street, alhaja's husband is late and her children are all abroad, this asst pastor went in by 8pm and didn't come out till about 10pm, I'm sure alhaja was healed of whatever problem she was facing that night

I Sha went to his worship center the following Sunday, my GF was happy since she has been inviting me to her place of worship for a long time, after the service I and my GF went to greet the main pastor and then the asst. pastor was there and I said "sir it seems like you're familiar, I met someone almost like you buying drugs in a chemist some nights ago in my area ( I mentioned the area), baba Sha denied it

But after that Sunday encounter, baba (asst pastor) now avoid my GF, infact when they happen to meet he's so respectful to my GF



Moral of the story is RESPECT CONDOM

As of today I'm using 60-70% to pay rent in this Lagos.

God!, I'm exhausted!!!

mamdanju:
That is deceit. The cows are being deceived

Typical aboki mentality... Here they come

Taking the food from the mouth of area boys to the hand of school boys when bad pass area for chopping

They have started oooo

Most of these white Garment church girls are very beautiful and sexy but I just can't date them or see myself getting married to one, and the reason is that I think their church is too diabolical, most even look like those beautifully demon possessed girls we watch in Nollywood movies...


Nairalanders what is your take on garment church girls, share ur good and bad experiences from dating their girls.

PassingShot:
And you think his merely denying it absolved him of being an IPOB?

Na wa for the level of ignorance here ooo.

Ur own mumu be like Shatta Wale own, it's squared!

So he should have accepted!? U get portorportor brain like buhari

What right thinking person would claim affiliation to a government proscribed terrorists group when he's being asked in court by the same government and in the same country?



MNK is actually smarter here and not the FG

Broes before Hoes.... If you don't Gerrit then forget about it

MrBrownJay1:
question we need to ask IS: is it really that difficult for a "seemingly" good looking humble espectful intelligent hardworking woman to get a man to date her, let alone marry her, in Nigeria... that they now need to beg online like that?!?!?

no wonder Nigeria is doom, some broke legged donkey will then answer this ad and marry this fine DESPERATE babe... then turn around and treat her like garbeg (since she lowered herself like that), all because of "wanting to be called Mrs somebody at any cost".

BTW if she was indeed "intelligent" and all that then she wouldnt need to advertise online to get a man...tell us what you are hiding sista.

U don't have sense, what's wrong with a woman being open about looking for a husband, will you write the same rubbish here if it's a man that used same method in searching for a wife!?

Lol Tinubu campaign fund raising has started already and guess who's paying for it


You guessed right

AsabaPropertyAg:
Atiku/Wike will fly, sure combination.

I was thinking that by now you would have been able to read through the communique and comment something sensible and within context.

Nigerian youths and sense are like 69

Report your self to the nearest EFCC, do your time and confess your accomplices there!

That is how to make restitution, or undo all that you have done to hurt others and move on, pay every dime you've received illegally, either directly or indirectly...

But if you've used someone spiritually then go and undo it anyhow you can, if you've killed or participate in the killing of a human being then go to the police and confess your crime!

He flogged you then with A cane and now you have allowed him to be flogging you with HIS cane...

Bitter Sweet Love

If you have then pay and pray,if you don have then reason with them and pray.

phenase:
"Maazị, please I need advice. If possible, post on
your wall I will be reading. I got married to this
woman. I never knew she has been pretending all
this while. I didn't know what took me to her phone,
my brother, she has been doing video sex with her
ex. Sending her nudes constantly and be telling him
how she regretted not getting married to him. They
talk and chat dirty. Both would be masturbating on
phone.


Truth is, I treat this girl like an egg. She lacks
nothing. I married her legitimately. When I noticed
this, I confronted her. She apologized. I forgave her.
But she wouldn't stop. She keeps doing this. Phone
sex. Nudes. Dirty chatting.


Now she is telling the guy that she wants him back.
She wishes they come back together. Does she
really know she is married? She has spoken so bad
of me before the man. My heart left me when I saw
what chat and talk about.


My friends advised that I should divorce her but my
daughter is very little. I don't want her to grow
under her. I didn't know the kind of person I
married. She only came to me because of my
money and feigned love.



Please advise me brother, my head is full. What
should I do?"
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I seriously paused. Please give out your suggestion.
He is reading. Maazị doesn't know what to say for
now.

Simp be asking foolish question until she decides to kill you and be free to marry her ex with your money and daughter...

Bobcygan:
I guess you are newbie

Yes ooo, my last passport expired about 7 years ago

Nor vex ooo, na Ecowas passport be this, not international passport. Na only west African countries you fit enter with this one... Sorry ehn