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Mu he he he he he



Over to you o!
Una get YIM!
I don't even pre-qualify.

Ya tin don 'sour'.
Kpele o.
Maybe you need to stop drinking beer and lose some weight.

I summoned the courage and spoke to her mum about it,

Hmmmm!

Of course he is still laughing. . .
Just like my Atiku still dey laugh too!

Mu he he he he he

Yes!
They claim to be more educated, but are actually more timid.
They lack integrity too, for you can NEVER trust ANYTHING that comes out of their mouths. . . including from the so-called pastors.
Twa!

I find myself asking are we weaker for not being able to hate/kill their own kinsmen in Lagos, Abia, Rivers et-al

Yeah right!
But you can kill your brothers with armed robberies and ritual-killings in the South?
We don hear!

have pregnant an underage girl.

O di kwa e gwu o!
Okwa N'a bania?

After sometime my step uncle impregnated the same lady again and she gave birth to a son. In other for the wife to still be seeing her husband as he now spend most of the time outside his home, the wife rented a bigger apartment and they all moved in (including the lady), she meets about 95% of the family needs.

Very good!

To cut the whole story short, My step uncle and her so called lady that bore him two kids turn the innocent woman into a daily punching bag. Regardless of this, she was still with them in her house until recently (2weeks ago) she could not bear it any more; she packed her things and went to her father’s house.

If you wanto marry a husband. . . never you marry a waka about o!
If you marry a waka about o. . . na so so trobu trobu. . .trrrobuuu!

Even when e drunk o. . . kpom-kpom-kpom. . . I-KPA-GHAAAA on ya face o!
Na so-so kpalava. . . kpom-kpom-kpom. . . .IKPAAAAAAA-GHAAAAAAAAAAAA ON YA FACE O!

Now the issue is that my step uncle wants her back, e bi like say hunger don visit him & he new wife and he is trying to use my dad, mom, & my siblings ‘of cause him no say me nor dey send am’ to achieve this because we were the closest to her.

Eeeeeeeeh? They always come back to eat their vomits of course. 
USERS!
If she like make she go back. . . that na her business. Once I don comot for man house. . . NOTHING go carry my leg go back dia. . . Lai lai!

I want to stop him from achieving this because i believe he's doing it for his selfish interest. SO PLEASE NAIRALANDERS YOUR VIEW & ADVICE WILL BE APPRECAITED. The woman is happy now and I believe[b] she will get another man that will treat her nicely. [/b]

Wetin she wan take another man do?
If she loves herself, she should concentrate on herself and her child and stop attracting bullies to her life while exposing herself to all kinds of diseases out there. If she is looking for someone to give her a "V" job, she should go and buy one of those cross-eyed Chi-wa-was. . . . cut off all it's teeth and take it with her to her bed with her every night for a gooooooooood licking! That is what all these lonely 'oyinbo' women do. . .with their cats and dogs without looking at any man for MANY years. They live longer without diseases and all these emotional turbulences. When one Chiwawa dies of 'jedi-jedi' from too much 'yeast' from her 'sweeeeet yogurt'. . . . . . she goes and purchases another one. No autopsy needed.

Shioooooooooooor!

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Mwaaaaaaaaah!


God bless 'Logan' my dog!

Mu he he he he

Hmmmmm!
We don hia.
Like the men wey impregnate those women nor gif them money to abort the pickins dem as 'accessories' to murder?
Or the butchers aka 'abortion dokitas' no go follow all the women and men with 50/50 DNA in those aborted babies go tanda for 'hellu faya'!

The men nko? Dem nor jhion killy them pickin by phocking away carelessly without protection and encouraging the 'terminator' processes huh?

Rubbish!

Abeg. . .who get pawa to abort. . .faya on. Most people look and act like partial-birth abortions kpa-kpa!

Complete abortion for better pass!

Ho-ha!

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Mu he he he he do you any prove to all these your claims?

Which claims?
She nor be "Igbo" woman?
Na "dem" work be dat ke!
You nor see as her strong nyansh dey ALWAYS set for h-inside that her 'abada' skirt like 'Ije Enu' and 'Ike Enu' combined. . .ready for 'show'?

Abeg join me in celebrating Odugwu's 80th birthday today in the one and only Grosvenor 5-star hotel in London.
Did you not gerrrran invite?

You wanno hear 'hot gist'?
Na 'we-we' na.

I hear "dem" dey discuss am for Odugwu "PDP" pre-birthday parrry. . . OSONDI. . . OWENDI!

But not be my mouth you go hear say "Baba Jowo" gif "Baby Jowo" belle  for h-inside "Mama Jowo" compound, come born twins jhiiion ontop!

Mu he he he he


Btw, who are you calling a 'mu he he he he'?

You nor know say na 'goat' laffter be dat?

The name of the movie is double shift. they acted as a result of the high rate of [size=20pt]Nigerian-IGBO [/size] men killing their wife who are nurses in US

Clarification please.

Mu he he he he he



This NL na waya I swia.

Nna mheeeeeen. . . !!!

 

Laff wanno killy moi this morning o!


See missiles.


2 more hours to go. . . sleep dey catch me. Nothing to do.

I sure did!
I accepted a bowl of pepper-soup.
Even sweeter than my mom's.
The best cook I have ever seen.
He still cooks it to this day.
Na ring I go chop?
Look at him now.
The ultimate professional.
I now buy my own rings and change them as I wish.

Praise the lord!
Hallelujah.

Sorry darlings, I did NOT do 'ready-made' or 'recycled' divorcee dudes for marriage.
One-night stands maybe. . .for the right price. Across intercontinental lines too.
Not in my good old American doormouth!

I build my own men from scraaaaaaatch. Mwaaaaaaah!!!

Voted yes!

That's right,
It is tax season.
Time to collect tax from the Nigerian Pharisees and Saducees!

The fate of Nigerian female politicians.
After nyanshing around?
Mu he he he he
Talk about used and abused good.
Jonathan don kollect im shiaa finish. . .
Over to Obi. . .equal to:

Failure To Launch!
Poor thing!
At least she would have some 'sweeeeeeeet' memories to keep her warm at night.

Goodluck.
I don't know any relative of mine dating or married to a 'white' man or woman.
Take kia!

Na your level be dat.
The question is "when did I NOT"?
The girls in my family sell like hot-cakes please.
Ask around.
I wish I could show you my proposal list even as a married woman. 

Please need opinions. I am in my early, early 20's and do have sooooo many suitors either proclaiming their love for me or wanting to settle down but the problem is I have not seen anyone that has captured my heart soo bad and some of them are actually good.

Had the same feeling till my mom sat me down and told me to 'just pick one'. . . thank God I did. The best one too. He stayed. You berra do the same honey. Women make men into what they want them to be. The only trick is that. . .YOU HAVE TO MARRY THE MAN FIRST. . . .!!!
Your work starts 'AFTER' marriage, not BEFORE. Don't let Facebook and Yahoo Messenger fool you darling.
Na fiiim trick be all those 'toasters'! Marriage is NOT courtship.

I am scared I would regret it as i know I would not be young forever but at the same time, none of the many, many suitors yet have moved me to think of marriage. What do I do? If I don;t pick now, would I regret it later on or am I just being picky?

For sure! The more choices. . . the more confusion. . .the more regret. You are in your 20s. . .do not wait till 30 my dear. Too many broken relationships(even platonic) before marriage makes one emotionally frigid or hyper-elastic and with no happy medium. You are like a ship without a sail or an anchor, a plane without a pilot, a sheep without a sherperd.  JUST DRIFTING. Get you ONE steady hand please-then fashi the rest.

Please, learn to become a goddess without a religion. Mwaaaaaaah!

Your self-esteem will be in the toilet after so many dumping sessions from you or the other party. Every failure in any relationship becomesTHE prospective cumulative hazard. TOOOOOO MANY TO REMEMBER, then to COMPARE AND CONTRAST. . . . The reason MOST people CANNOT stay in marriages these days. Too many greener pastures the mind tells you would have been this and that. . . while forgetting you need to work on your own marriage to make it what YOU WANT.

GET MARRIED NOW. . . you are being tooo picky! The one you want 'WILL NOT' want you.
Make your man what you want him to be. They do not come 'ready-made'.
I made mine.

Bottom line: ALWAYS GO FOR THE MAN THAT LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE HIM. He is more stable than you are. . . while you play catch up. He will be there for you always.
But if you love a man more than HE LOVES YOU. . . na you go chop the shyyte.
Soooooooooooo, choose wan!
To be the knife or to be the yam. . . I say choose wan.

Mu he he he he he he

Thanks for your opinions.

You are welcome sweerie. Please, don't die a  NL young or old cargo ooh! It will pain me too much.
Mwaaaah!!!

Interesting topic. . .

No problem there. Please, read my lips. Mwaaaaaah!

[size=20pt]I had ABSOLUTELY NO plans[/size] to be menstruating in my 40s with or without children. Cosmetic hysterectomies are in!
People like Condeleeza Rice are cutting off the damn uterus and ovaries in their 40s and making history. . .and we are here 'crying for agentina and morrocco'?

Hooooooooo wanno be carrying a stinking fish of buttocks with old blood around the world  for 3-31 days ALL-YEAR-ROUND in her 40s in this day of fibriods, ovarian/pelvic/uterine/cervical/etc cancers? Not to mention osteoporosis. Abi you think say na the days of "Sarah and Abraham" looking for "Esau and Jacob" abi na "Finding Nemo" we dey now? 

Hooooooooo wanno do 'baby-friendly' with OLD breas-ts wey resemble skip-ropes abi na NYNC "man-o-war-bay" tug-ropes, with stretch-marks the size of Bahaman Bananas wey Nigerian men don chew taya troway for h-inside brazzy?
Hooooooooo wan take smeeeeeeeelling pads dey make "Sisi Eko" at 40 years old with 30 year-old shrivelled eggs and ovaries in competition with 16 year-olds?

[size=20pt]Abi you wan born OBJ?[/size]



Please. . .stop dating dirty men/women on Nigerian websites and messageboards before marriage that would only spread diseases that can kill your body and spirit in the name of 'romance' and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN IN YOUR TEENS AND EARLY 20S!

11 year-olds are given birth to 20-pound, healthy infants. . . una dey for Nairaland dey do 'young and restless' ni. . .?
Mu he he he he he

[size=20pt]PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! ATTENTION ALL. . .!!! IF YOU ARE STILL SEEING MONTHLY PERIODS IN THIS YOUR LIFE AT AGE 39. . .PLEASE DO NOT VISIT MY HOME, PLACE OF WORK OR VEHICLE. THANK YOU! I DUN WANNO SMELL YOUR ARZZZZE AROUND MOI. . .!!! BELZEBUUUUUUUUUUUUB!!! MOOOOOOOOVE I SAY. MOOOOOOVE!!! FAR-FAR  [/size]

I take God beg una. . . Move to the so-called 'mysterious land of twins'. I will donate my half of my monthly income to y'all. . .Thank you in advance!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus. Look at these bush African women o!
Sorry, bleeding for 30 years is all I can handle. . .no more!
My God will understand. I have told him "thank you sir. . .but no thanks'!

Rubbish! When I should be enjoying my sex life without 'black-out' zones?
Rubbish, I say!

@Topic
I would not care a damn thing. My marriage was NOT based on the ability to have or not have children. The boy is mine!
But if I was told I could never have children. . . and I found the reasons to be true. . . after trying by other options and without success, here goes:
I would cut off the damn ovaries and uterus. . . !!!
After freezing my eggs and fertilizing them with my husband's handsome "Romeros". 80
Pay one "Igbo-smoking" american with a 'hot' womb. . .NO Africans as surrogates for sure! Twa!
Have as many babies as I want. . .THE DNA IS MINE!
If I wanted them soooooooo bad, MONEY is no object.
You will not catch me joining one LOCAL BORN AGAIN CHURCH EITHER to untie this and that. . .My God forbid!

I am a modern woman and not a villager who lives by the fruit of the womb only!


GOD OR DEVIL(whoever den say  sen yoo). . .YOU DON FAIL!
But naaaaaaaaaah. . .already gat minezzzzzzzz!!!
On the other hand. . . if not.
No shaking. . . no bending.

The fact that you do not have a child of your own does not make you more or less  than anyone out there. . .go buy you some.
Be happy with your life always.
For women who do not and cannot have children by choice or not. . .the fact that you do not have one DOES NOT mean you have to worship any 'lizard' out there in the form of a child by calling it your grand-mother or grand-father. Don't be hating either.

You may or MAY not be missing ANYTHING. When you reach market. . . how many tins you being wan buy huh?
Some parents have killed their children and some children have mos-def killed their parents.

Live ya life jor. . . mwaaaaah!!!

Sorry. . .no tampons or pads after 40. . . with or without children. . . MAY MY GOD FORBID!

Abeg life no be competition. . .you were born alone and you will die alone. You ain't taking even your 'senses' to your grave.
If you born. . .you born for yaself.
No barry gives a damn or a river.
Bottom line. . .after shytting all 'em kids from your arzzzze. . . make something of your life and theirs without constituting an ecological menace to the ecosystems at large.
Do not burden the society and world at large with your ever-growing social issues either.
Ho-ha!

Welcome to 'born-again' love.

Mu he he he he he
Anoda wan don come.
May I never be caught dead lamenting over a man and his 'wandering' third-leg agenda issues in the name of my God.
Amen.

Thank God for full time employment and many Married boyfriends with loaded pockets and 'pants'!

Shioooooooooooooor!!!

Next topic please.

The are ALL like that. . . including the fake ones you see writing 'turenchi' on the www.
If you want 'attachment', please go to another race.
Black peeps are NOT capable of 'attachment'.
I have learned to 'attach' myself. . .the best attachment kpa kpa.
I nor need am!

No who get heart. . . na im others fit break.
Not this woman.
Please, they can keep the attachment. . . I only want the dee-k!
Thank God for open marriages.
If you can't get what you want. . . go 'shopping'.
Thank God for my "ashewo" NOKIA!

Hmmmmm!!!!
The beauty of NL.
Fight no dey finish.

. . . . As usual, thread derailment in progress.

Good morning America my beautiful.
Thank you for making me beautiful.

Take it home African China. . . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22g0kfW4auc

Oh gal should not go anywhere I say. Dem Naija MOFOS are ALL like that. . .!!! She needs to deploy her 'feminine' guiles to tame that bush meat of hers before he becomes a full-scale  "George of the Jungle" abi na "Tarzan" without a Jane! Period. You think all these 'gen-tu-lu' men you see around you were not trained by their women? Some women had set them straight(Oyinbo or Ameri-dudu) with police and correct tongue-lashings before releasing them to others who pitied their arzzzes and gave them another chance to prove they have been duly rehabilitated from that abusive madness where their fathers and mothers failed to do just that!

divalishis:
@blazay
Being a virgin or not is not the main issue.

Positive!(+)

His abuse is the issue here.

Positive!(+)

She is well educated AND beautiful.

Negative! (-)So was Halle Berry who attracted ALL the batterers with her ALL her beauty without a daddy who never told her when a man is trying to hurt or kill ya arzzze!

By the way, she said after thinking of quitting, she started attacking him back, but that's not the kind of life she wants to live.

Negative! (-)Then she is NOT using the right tools.

She needs to attack with the right tools. . . which are 'attitude' and 'reinforcement'. . . like you do with a child, since he is a little less than one with poor communication skills. Her actions will tell him it is NOT okay to be 'cruel'! Instead of playing the doormat. No need to cut and run either. For THEY ARE ALL like that. He or she who runs, lives to fight another day. She will start the whole thing all over again with another dude. Nor be Naija man?

Let her spend a day or two with moi. . .the man will be pitied even by that ya 'MOO-MOO-TUNJI" on this ya thread.

Arrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

^^^
Mu he he he he he

 

This thread still dey alive?

I need to get paid for lecturing all these small-small gals with marital problems on these Naija messageboards I swear.

E be like say disu woman na the first to do 'baby' friendly ooooooh!

Na only she wan God give 'bobbies' to feed pickin. . . even cow for bush dey feed im pickins them with the same damn tools.

I taya oooooooh!

How woman go dey do baby friendly with no money for pocket and absentee breadwinner after 'impregnation'? Nor be man and woman wey chop belle full go siddon for house dey do 'baby-friendly' for more than 3 months. . .I for don cut the breaa-sts troway for the pickin crib go find work make im dey feed imself. . .

Baby friendly ko. . .piriki friendly ni!

Shioooooooor!!!

yet[b] every time I cross the street with any man,[/b] whether I've known him 10 minutes or 10 years, they either hold my arm/hand or put a protective hand on my back and lead me to the other side of the road.

Actually, I am happy for her. Or should I say them.
Taking 'baby' steps to civilization.
It is common for Hausa peeps to lead themselves across the street.
I used to see a few 'bambi-allahs' or 'gbomo-gbomos' do just that while begging for money or trying to kidnap little children in large loin-clothed suffocating cow-skinned bags from street to street.
If the gesture can be extended to women who can see with all hands and feet INTACT. . . I rejoice. Very romantic.
From chopping off hands and feet for adultery to leading their women with protective hands on their backs and buttocks. . .to the other side of the road WITHOUT KILLING THEM or using the women as donkeys or mules THEMSELVES to transport merchandise across the streets while sitting on them?

[size=20pt]Somebarry please shout J-J for Jehovah Jireh!!! [/size]


The only problem?
I wish she will experience that kind of basic'chivalry' in Hausaland, Nigeria.
Not just in London.
All well and good sha.

Please, rock on. "Awusa" peeps in London. . . you have a lot of catching up to do.

Small-small. . . una go reassssh dia. Amen.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran-ka-de-de ma!!!

Mu he he he he

One of those Moutallab muuzlims will inherit the congo intact when she reach God face for sure!

Shiooooooooor!

Virgin ko!
Atlantic ni!
See how 'silly' virgins end up? 
Disu wan na for civilized world o. Not to mention broke-arzzzzzzzze local champions from the jungo of Africa.
Shiooooooooor! African 'craw-fish' virgin. Make she nor go school learn to become bread-winner like powerful modern women oh?



https://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00271/Wedding_of_Charles__271386a.jpg

There will be a break with tradition at the royal wedding ceremony on July 29 at St Paul's Cathedral when Lady [size=20pt]Diana Spencer will not promise to obey the Prince of Wales.[/size]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/system/topicRoot/Wedding_of_Charles_and_Diana/

No wonder she ended up dead.


See who the "ay-dion-vbhan" ended up with? An "ay-deh-deh" with false teeth like his after they all planned to ge[b]rrri[/b]d of her so they can keep phocking themselves. Did they not eventually get married after she died like one [size=20pt]'Buckingham Bushmeat'[/size]?

To add insult to injury. . .after chopping her 'virgin' congo. . . with 2 beautiful boys. . . !!! Hmmmmm!!!

https://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050409/050409_charles_wedd_hmed_6a.grid-6x2.jpg

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7420541/ns/world_news/


Abeg when she reaash dia, make she greet Lady "DINAH" for me o! Too bad she will only see her sons get married and carry her grand-children from her diamond coffin where she don die dey rotten troway tay tay.

God forbid I say!
Make she shine her eyes well well o!
She ain't marrying a Prince Charles. . . mwaaaaaah!!!
Ewooooo!!!

Made my point too.
Mwaaaaaah!

Which kain keep the peace. You don't keep peace with rude and offensive posters on NL or ANY Nigerian forum.
Never give them one inch to make an arzzze of themselves around you.
If you give them ONE inch. . .they take the mile and uproot the milestone too!
Especially these useless men without home-training around here.
Boolsheet!

divalishis:
@Blazay.
I believe that the man can cool down (maybe), if its a fire for fire situation. But my cousin is very quiet, and the quieter she is, the wilder it becomes. Because that night he called her, she didnt say much. I just noticed she kept recieving calls! He was insulting her in all the calls.
About the virginity issue, am not saying it will save her marriage. What I tried to say is; SHE THINKS HE MIGHT TRUST HER WHEN HE LEARNS SHE HAS REALLY BEEN FAITHFUL AND HASN'T BEEN SLEEPING AROUND.
I know most men are possessive, but isnt this too much? He's basically calling her a love pedler, you know. But if there's anyway you can help, I can leave an email. You seem very confident that he can change! Thanx!

It is very obvious both parrries need some form of pre-marital counselling or therapy.
You are not serious.
You don't cool down for this kind of peeps o!
He will soon start beating her. . .
Let her sit down there and be doing sme-sme. . .!!!

The reason all these 'marry a virgin'/born again relationships do not work out. She sounds a tad 'tarded' herself. Instead of recognizing she is playing with a rattle-snake which should be swiped with a hammer, she is concentrating on her so-called virginity?
Is she alright?

If she becomes unfaithful FOR VERY GOOD REASONS. . .  which I will sanction and bless too after getting married to this 'goon'. . .she will end up in the morge abi?

Heeeeeeeey!!! orisi-risi!!!

I don't know what is wrong with all these girls I swear!

She must be a VERRRRRRRRRRRRY ugly girl to put up with all these.

Please, let her read my responses. . . I am afraid it is already too late. She actually has only the virginity thingy going for her. . . no brains for sure! Her socialization skills, conflict resolution managenment abilities are SEVERLY LIMITED!

IS THIS HOW SHE WANTS TO RUN A HOME WITH A POTENTIAL MAD MAN RUNNING AROUND IN IT?



Please, don't make me start shouting this morrrrring eeeeeeeeeeeyh!!!

Chinekee my God!



This lady has absolutely NO boundaries when it comes to what hurts and what does not. She acts like a 'battered' woman already. God forbid!

She needs to BURN her Bible sharp-sharp. Not when you are planning to marry a NIGERIAN man. . .say whaaaaaaaaat?

Na dead body we wan bury so.

Mu he he he he he

You sef are not helping matters. How did you end up associating with such a weak character. . .abi na 'shrinking violet'? I can never associate with such timid creatures. . . NEVER. I usually let them stew in their own peppersoup!

Sam-sam!
Twa!

You are planning to get married with only 'virginity' as your main claim to fame? Instead of getting to know yourselves in a healthy union. . .SEXUALLY TOO. . .they are already a statistical marital failure from the get go! How can GOD come down and salvage this kind of mess that has goooone so baaaaaaad from the beginning?

I repeat. . .Lady Diana was a virgin princess too. . .married to an ashawo 'prince'. . . she ended up dead!

Virginity abi na v[b]a[/b]ginity did not save her from a loveless marriage.

I hope she has a job and DOES NOT plan to be a house wife. . .or she is gonna be a dead woman.

You wanno bet?