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maclatunji:
sorry² @your poor husband

Fine, go and marry your own without ending up a widow/er make we cry for both you and her/him huh?
At least, mine is still alive and well. . . unlike you Ogboni-Okija UGLY, battered divorcees and widows/widowers with all your 'V[b]A[/b]GINITY' made of alum and borite used in washing snails(after all, congo-meat na congo-meat ba?)!  With some triple-wide oozing anus too?
May God keep divorcing y'all. . .to ya graves and by assassins' bullets too, instead of man.
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Swamp thingy!
NL recycled wor-wor biaaatch!

God save that your useless behind that it is time for me to get out of this my bed this morning to attend to better things.
Ewu!

You think it is all women that are stoopid enough to chop shyyte in marriage out of sheer desperation?

Try ya luck. . .make I sand paper ya face this morrirrring!

Awobi!

maclatunji:
Sorry @your poor husband.

Hmmmm.
Thank you.
Glad it ain't the likes of you either.
I would have booted your arzzzzzzzz in your pyjamas ourra my house.
Or called the police to escort your bush behind out of my district with a restraining order spanning 100 miles, after licensing and purchasing a shot-gun soley for your apparition.

"Deji Of Akure"!

Sit here and by typing male chauvinistic drivel.

Don't go and look for one of these 'recycled', ugly, old-cargos around here to phock and 'give belle' to show for your life yoo yeer?
Before both your sperm and her eggs all dry out like sun-dried catarrh.
So we can pity her too. . .and y'awl's ugly offsprings bald from birth!

Ye-ye local chicken likeeey yoooo!

Like her life should cease because she plans to marry you or something?
Please, leave them alone.
The guy may be financing your wedding and other ventures you may embark on in the future.
Stop blocking your blessings sir!

Wharrrris so fantastic about keeping male friends? When a girl grows up around a lot of brothers and male cousins like myself. . .it becomes natural to feel more comfortable with the opposite sex than dealing with a bunch of feminine "skanky hoes" around dya. . . who always wanno compete while never learning to mind their businesses as busy bodies and idle gossips. Her husband-to-be must be a VERRRRRY LOCAAAAAAAAAAL-buuuuuuush man. Is it every man you talk to you wanno phock?

Thank God I have only one sister.

I do not keep female friends and my husband has just got used to minding his doggone business. . . like I trained him to. . .knowing he always has the 'HIGHWAY' as an option.

Abi, honey nor be so? I don't mind him keeping his female friends either. . . not my phocking business. Not that insecure over a damn pe-nis.


If she thinks she is going through hell now, let her wait till they have had a few phocks or so. . . or had one or two children where everywhere don 'slack finish'!
She nefa see h-any tin yet!
She berra get ready for the 'batro' of her life.

Mu he he he he he

Its even me that i'm from a dysfunctional family, yet my guy is very ok.

Abi ooooooooh!
We so-called dysfunctional ones seem to attract all the gooood men. . .while these 'holy-nweje'/Ogboni-Okija primary, secondary or tertiary V[b]A[/b]GINS with super wide anuses, just seem to get phocked, kicked and driven out like nama from their matrimonial torture chambers. Especially after saving the smelling congo for one psychotic toad! Yes! ALL congos smell. . .especially when unwashed. V[b]A[/b]GIN or no V[b]A[/b]GIN!

Make any man jusss tryam come my side. . .

Na "Oshelenge O sheleeee" im go smell for im nose.

Shiooooooooooor.

No woman with a father at home who gave her some gooood attention as a daddy's little princess will tolerate this bull-crap from any man.

I don't know any.

Highly entertaining without leaving my bed.

Who cares?
Can the country please resume the looting please?

Time for South-South/South-East to loot. . .

North and West go and siddddown for a change. . . you have nothing to offer Nigeria now but silence.

Una don reign pass abeg!

Python dey swallow a whole goat. . .not to talk of a baby.
So what is so spectacular about the piece of news?
Are we to insinuate that the python morphed into a witch to swallow the baby or what?

Yes! Thank you. Go and mourn those 'it is the will of God' dead bodies on those threads. This is NOT the thread for that. Thank you.

Like they were not dying before the so-called massacres in the North? Many Igbo peeps have been killing and ritualizing themselves since the birth of Nigeria. . .IN THE EAST too!

Please, let's hear sointin. Who cares about your useless sacrificial Igbotic blood spilled ONLY in the NORTH?

Are you the only ones dying all over Nigeria on any given day or night?

Next time. . .sit in Upper Iweka Road or Pound Road and sell your used tires! Mwaaaaaaaaah!

What carried your legs to the North in the first place. . . ?

Do you see Northern corpers in the South?

Busy dead bodies belong to flies of course!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrantus nonsensicus!

So do I.
If you cannot sleep. . .please move to another room after phocking.
Period.
If you push me, I will give you the slaaaaaaaaaaap of your life.
Gba be!

Who da phock you think you are to be disturbing my sleep. . .especially where people like Michael Jackson have to be 'chemically' put to sleep because it is a rare commodity huh?

Arrrrrantus nonsensicus!

But she told me he has called her eediot, liar, chameleon, cunny, during various arguements (on the phone because the relationship is LD). He also accused her once of spreading her legs for eediots.

I would have called his mother and ALL the females in his ancestral lineage the same, for failing to raise him properly.
This man is purely an emotionally-disconnected, nomadic vagabond!
She needs to 'shout' his arse down for one. . .like I would have done from morning till night till that his useless 'manliness chenney' shrinks into his useless balls.

He must be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!

She must have grown up in a mentally and physically abusive environment herself, to allow a person like herself(male or female) with only one head to put her down.

She will soon learn to assert herself rightfully.
Tell her not to worry.
ALL Nigerian men are like that. . .
Mine used to be like that till I taught him a few lessons or more.

No need to feel intimidated or run away from the marriage.
She should wait till the certificate is in her hand and show him who the boss of the house really is. 
In fact. . .tell her to contact moi.
By the time she finishes with him. . .he will be a changed man.
Trust me. . .all na shakara. . .let her start from the bedroom and pooh-sie whip his arzzzzzzzz gooooooooood!
Then follow up with good cooking skills and a healthy paycheck!


Real married women do not fear these kinds of men. . .where is her mother by the way? Time to take her into the bedroom and give her a goooood lecture about the abusive nature of Nigerian men.

PIECE OF CAKE!

I think she's hoping he might change when he discovers she is really a virgin and is not a flirt, when they get married (they only smooch right now). She said he even accused her once that since she hasnt allowed him to make love to her, she must be getting it elsewhere. She didnt tell my aunt and uncle (her parents) all these because she doesnt want them to hate him, incase he changes.

Oooooooh. . .?

They have not phocked and he is treating her like this?
I know many Ogboni-Okija virgins all over Nigerian messageboards. . .that were phocked, beaten and driven out of their matrimonial homes for just 'sucking' at marriage period. . .
Lady Diana married Prince Charles as a virgin. . . HA! Look where she ended up.
In the grave. . .while the man re-married the 'OLD POOH-SIE' he had been sucking for over 30 years behind her back and married her after they all killed her. Mu he he he he he

Virginity is not gonna save her marriage. . . for ALL whores were once virgins.

She is marrying a mentally-abusive man period. This is very common amongst Nigerian men. . .She has to get ready to teach him how to communicate better. . . or their children will repeat the cycle of abuse.

Just all about poor communication. . .it does not make the man a bad man. MOST African men do not know how to communicate with females. Their fathers did not communicate with their mothers either. It is left to us to teach them, so our sons can be saved. .

Piece of cake I say!

In fact, for his punishment. . .I will give the damn v[b]a[/b]ginity to the meghad outside the gate before I sleep with him AFTER the marriage!
It looks like 'agro' is catching the swine!

^^^
No, I am an agnostic.

I believe in MY God only. Not your father of Jesus one.

Big difference.

Fstranger my man. . . I voted o.

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Ignored  12 (14.1%)
Am I overreacting?  21 (25%)[/size]

Yes, you should be ignored. . .like I have learned to ignore ya!

I brought you down from 62.2%. Not out of love for you of course. . . but because I hate gangs. Especially Igbo gangs on NL or where ever I find therm.

Yes, they are overreacting out of gang mentality and joblessness. . . just like you have been going about with your 'Yoruba' gang on NL too!

Kpele o!

Anything against an Igbotic gang of haters I am for. Hang in there.

I am all for freedom of expression. . . .no matter how offensive.

If anyone does not like a post DO NOT READ IT! People should learn to mind their business ALWAYS! Period!

Hope you have learned your lesson huh?


Mu he he he he he he


Nothing like taking your problems to your God and letting him handle it. Mwaaaaah!!!

Goooooooooooood!
And the chopping continues.

Shakara don h-end!

^^^
No thanks.
This wan wey resemble 'Victor Osuagu" of Nollywood so?
Too old. . .and too short!
Mwaaaaaaaaaah!

Even the broom he is carrying is almost taller than the dude.
How im 'nyash' for front go be huh?
Like my pinky finger?

If na curse. . .back to sender abeg!

I don pass finish.
Naija politics nor dey pay my 3 mortgages and 3 car payments!
Just for entertainment only. . .

To whom it may concern please!

^^^
Yes. Any probs?

What a handsome squinty eyed man.
Oh, neva mind. . . I squint too!
Thank God no mental retardation.
The man short oooooooooh.
kai!

Hmmmm. . .Fear these short people I tellya!!

Thank God my man Atiku don go rest.
See ashewo Ribadu crawling from party to party.

See as those "iru abua" westerners just play this 'jew guy' finish?

Mu he he he he he he

Dedi bodi wey nor know imsef!
Tufiakwa!

Just wondering where all those her 'okoro' children on NL are to sympathize huh?
Bottom pawa politics don finish ni?

You mean I ain't gonna see that local woman that reminds me of so many IGBOTIC cyber personas on the news again?

Jehovah bu Eze!
Uwa mee nkpotu!

Who say you are a cyber h-enemy?
They know themselves. . . you are waaaay too young to be my h-enemy. No marra how irritating.
Haba.

You nor even qualify atol atol. Abi you be 'old cargo'?

Start with the 'Igbo' sector. . . then go to the 'Yoruba' section next.

I don't make h-enemies. . . just irritants!

I just completed my 14 night stretch from working for the white man with correct pay. . . please, pay me no attention.

This is the best thread to celebrate tonight.

I just love it when the hunter becomes the hunted ALWAYS.

Who says there is no God. . .even if it is an omni-IMpotent one?


Mu he he he he he

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Like I wuzzz praying. . .

May the faces of my cyber h-enemies continue to look and smell like the cigarette butts that King Pago smoked and spat out in the gutters of Ajegunle.


Ameeeeeeeeeeen!!!

^^^

Haba. . . !!!

Efry man for insef?

E be like say rule don change for NL?

I nor get the memo o!

Don vess ma. . . !!!

Mu he he he he

Ariiiiiiiiiiiiise O my God.
May my h-enemies keep scattering. . . may their ways be 'dark and slippery' like h-inside totos for eva!

Amen!

Why don't you find one over there that is just like you?
You think dating a Nigerian man is easy?
Only correct Naija babes like us can 'wo-manhandle' them o.
Mu he he he he he

It has even gotten to the extent that they will destroy my children. Haba. Someone even called that one auxiliary was disturbing them in their area. What is my role in that?

This was actually printed from his mouth?
Na wah!

I am so glad that that "Dora" the "mgbeke" fish-mouth-market-woman did not win. . .let me see where she will crawl back to continue her tafia work with those her color-riotous 'abada' outfits.

Nigeria and women in politics. After using that her strrrrrrrrrrrrong 'Igbo' nyansh to crawwwwwwwwl all over the political landscape in Nigeria, back to square one!

Mu he he he he he

Yoruba and Hausa are no longer in power. . .

Let us see what 'Igbo-Ijaw' Jonathan will do with the next 4 years in power.

Nice to have the South-East and the South-South in one presidency.

Mu he he he he

Thank God for an American passport.