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Thank God!
All these women especially with 'fake' twin pregnancies from Okigwe every year!
The day of reckoning is here!

it took much pain from the man to raise his hand on the wife.

Really?
What an arzzzzhole! Real men walk away and act like men. No man that commands respect by his person and physical presence from a woman will be rubbished by ANY woman. Married or not.

Don't care if he caught the wife on top of another man riding him like 'rodeo cowgirl'!
I will not only call the police. I will call Uncle Sam(The IRS), Homeland Security(INS) FBI. . .CIA. . .and CDC combined.

After she in invite the police as you know the husband was thrown into the police cell

Yes, she is justified.
Please, send me her address so I can send her a congratulatory note with a $5000 check.
I am glad Nigerian women are turning in these brutish beasts of ill-mannered men in to learn a thing or two.

The only solution is to send his arzzze to jail, so he can have a 'domestically violent' record flagged in his records. The world needs to know that.
This applies to women too who hit their men.

The only cure to domestic violence is to lock the animals who do such things in jail to be humiliated one or twice. It may end the marriage, but you may just be saving you life from a maniac with some serious anger-management issues.

Men and woman who are physically, verbally or emotionally abusive are SICK. This also goes for 'disciplining' children too with coporal punishment. DFACS should have those children taken away as soon as possible.

No one is ever justified in hitting another human being.



Anyone who cannot communicate without violence should be locked up. Period!

stunt catholics.

Aren't they all?
You know Cardinal Arinze is from Eastern Nigeria.

Simple. Join the Catholic church by being baptized and confirmed.
Learn to 'chop' the arzzzz and drink the blood of 'the lamb'.
Go for their so-called marriage counselling for 'soon to be married after phocking'.
Marry the babe in one Catholic shrine officiated by one homosexual/pedo-philic priest.

Go back to your pentecostal faith after the wedding night and NEVER step one foot inside the Catholic shrine on more day of your life.

Many of my relatives including the mallams in our compound did just that marrying all those "Igbo" babes with all their 'stunt catholic BeeEss"!

In other words, 419 them all to get the babe!

Very common in Nigeria.
Many men hawk their wives for money.
Especially from the Southern parts of Nigeria.

Din know Enugu had a 'red light' district.
Many oyinbo peeps will not need to visit the Netherlands or Italy to get some action afterrrrral.

Mu he he he he he


MANY Nigerian men will go hungry if their wives stop prostituting.
I would NEVER be with an unemployed spouse who sits home without being disabled anyhoo. . . automatic divorce is a sure banker!

No, I cannot go to that extent for a spouse. . .too late now. I make waaaaaaaaaaay too much money without using ma 'hoosie'!

Time to pay the men to "do me". . ."do me"!
God bless America. . . my home sweet home.

pleaded guilty for being a Paedophile and a gay before a uk court.

Din know you coud plead guilty to being 'a gay'.

If he is illegal, you should not be dating  him.
Avoid ANY immigrant. . .Nigerian or otherwise with 'immigration' problems.
No, I don't know anyone who lives in Germany.
Only extremely poor and wretched Nigerians will live in such a place where English is not spoken and would prefer to live like fugitives. 

If he has a Nigerian passport, he should go back to Nigeria and renew it there.
If he has a German passport, he should have no problems renewing it in Germany right?

I am glad the German government is 'difficult'. I wish the USA would be just as difficult to keep ALL illegals OUT too!

ifyalways:
Chai . . .nwoke a/nwanyi a
They eat all the eatables with the whites[b] but when they get back home to us they claim Sango/Amadioha forbids [/b] eatery . . .
@Topic,Love lives in strange places,wherever u find urs,flow with it.

No problem . . . just find someone who will eat it goooooooooooood. . . [size=4pt]on the side. [/size] There are many candidates onliine for that purpose.

mummy3:
Thanks for your response
This is not blind leading blind issue sir. I had told him gently not to be reporting some of our family issues to his mother. He's been advised by some elders not to be doing that, if he really want his mother to like me. His family members likes me due to the way i attend to them. I used to be closed to her, i decided to withdraw myself because of the way she handles I and my husband's matter.

You are concentrating too much on your husband's mother and her issues. It is important she likes you of course. But your main problem is your husband.

I had a xtian marriage

The beginning of all problems. Try a 'Pagan' marriage. The diviorce rate is much lower. All these so-called Christian marriages(especially those so-called UGLY, born-again ones) have the highest divorce rates. . . all because of hypocrisy and self-deceit.

and have always tried as much as possible to obey the advice given to us during our counselling and at the church never to at any time assault or barter my wife despite all her provocative and nagging actions.

Just wondering why this should even cross your mind. Did your father batter your mother?

she finds it difficult to appologise and submit as a wife.

Really?

I find her  very possesive and when I cast my mind to when we were courting she has changed completely.

The problem with all these 'fake', Christian marriages. After pretending all the way to the altar. . .then you find out you are married to witches and wizards as soon as you say "I do"! You never appreciate the good in others that are your so-called non-Xtians or 'unbelievers'. You are quick to judge and moralize from here to kingdom come. Then, when it comes to simple marital problems with all your I-Too-Know, you cannot even solve basic comminication problems. . . .ALL BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE FAKE.

Christian sistah jam Christain broda=divorce of wayo-419 Christians.

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

To suggest that the president of Nigeria, a university scholar, a don, will want to see questions in advance before he engages in debate is the height of vile propaganda, masquerading as politics. Can I say categorically there was no such thing.”

Eziokwu?

I never knew he was a mafia 'don' o!

Chai! The beauty of the internet. You can read the crap people write all over the www without reaching across from your computer screen to give them some dirty hot slaps!

WTF?

You were not the only 'po' one.
If the politicians were not thieves in the first place. . .none of their so-called kids would claim to be 'rich'.
It only takes a trip abroad to understand the level of 'po-verrry' these so called 'rich' Nigerians wallow in with all their empty noise-making.
Anyhoo. . . to answer your question. . .NO!
There are no legitimate businesses in Nigeria.
Even the politics an the oil kpa kpa. . .are all based on 419. . .and gross ethical compromises of galactical proportions.
At least selling 'hoosie' is legit.

Comment provided.

i personally am a rather simple person [not boasting] and i can adapt to doing with or without, due to lacking much materially as a kid.

Awwwwwwwwwww. . .

Can I adopt ya please?

i discussed this issue once and was told in nigeria especially, one cant make any good money outside of politics or oil.
Maybe business but much of that is tightly controlled, so politics and oil are the only sure bankers for an averagwith little connections.

Why are you behaving like you are not Nigerian woman?
I lacked much materially as a kid. . .and I learned to sell 'hoosie'.

Men sell oil and 'play' politics in Nigeria, but women sell 'hoosies' period!
Ask Mercy Johnson. . .the househelp and pure water seller turned Nollywood actress.

Absolutely no interest.
My pulse is racing alright. . . after a good you-know-what?
One hour ago. . .time for the real bed.

Definitely not for love. . .but for survival and 'residency permit'!
If the African men were born and raised in the 'white' societies. . .that is a different matter entirely as some kind of love is remotely possible.

BUT, if the Africa men are immigrants who arrived in their 20s-40s. . . mu he he he he he. . . .those are opportunistic relationships that end mostly in divorce. Not many African men stay with these white women after a few years. Lemme just say 100% divorce rate. The white women want to 's-experiment' too with a black 'manleeness'!

It is a good thing for African men to date/marry white women so they can learn some manners of course. . .which they seriously lack.
Any African man that has lived with a white woman for a given period of time develops a conscience and acts less like an animal from an African jungle too.

I think ALL Afrian men should get with white women.
Hopefully, they all will not end up like Papa Barrack Obama. . . back in Kenya to die miserable deaths.

They also learn how to eat 'poohsie' reaaaaaaaaaaal goooood by being with white women!!!

Not applicable.
Immune to such emotions.

I just cuss ya arzzz out and move on. You cease to exist in my world after that.
Hurt ko. . .hurt ni!
Sowwy, no one has that kind of power over me. They are NOT important in my life.
Little problem. I don't even remember ya.

Shiiiiiiiiior.

Blame your husband for not being a man.
I am sure you saw that before marrying him.
You have to be a real woman and re-direct his inability to communicate with you before it gets worse.
You are on NL yourself to ask for help and so I think this is a perfect match made of the blind leading the blind in the journey of marriage.

You both seem helpless in your marriage with your inability to share mutual concerns.
A recipe for disaster. Start acting like a married woman and take control of your home before things get out of hand.

Why should your mother-in-law's ability to bear grudges with you pre-occupy your mind anyway? Most in-laws are like that, especially if they lived miserable lives in their own polygamous marriages of constant figjhting and case-settlements. Is she your second spouse in the marriage?
Do you want to make her your "bestest" friend in your life? :-
You need to ignore the woman and concentrate on your husband. When your husband gets the message, she will get the message too.

The way your spouse treats you, is the exact way other members of his family will treat you.
You need to start teaching him how to 'close' his mouth.
And learn to close yours too and face your problems privately.

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Time to worship myself before I go make some goooooooooooood money today.

Some pipo jelos mi
Some pipo jelos mi
Some pipo jelos mi. . . because they h-are h-ugly!


Mu he he he he he he

Gosh . . .tooooooooooo many pictures to post. . . no time and sooooooooooooo bored with that for now
Those face taping days are soooo ova, now I know how UGLY some forumites are offline.
Now, I get to admire myself ova and oga again. . . .

Which one is 'strange' woman again o?
Have you not heard that what God or Satan has joined together, nothing can separate them?

Finders keepers. . . snoozers loozers please.
No stress.

If it is yours, no one can take him or her away from you.
No need to kill yourself.

Same to you too.
With all pleasure.
The best job in the world.

apocalypse:
@ Blazay
Goodluck ko Buhari ni.

Actually me thinks love is not number one. Yes love has to be there but is not the most important of all that is required

Oh yes o!
You need a lot of 'goodluck' too. . .although I was responding to the poster after me.
Tell these "Sillhouette" romance readers jare.
Love ko. . . love ni.

Love only comes at the very end of marriage when you can really know for sure why you love and still love the person you are with.
If your spouse is sleeping at night and you can resist the urge of not killing him or her. . . it could be love too.

Sharia has always been in the S.W.
Did it ever leave?

Project 'deadline 2009' has come and gone and they are still 'test-landing' on an uncompleted airport?
This is hilarious.

As Dr. Wale Adebanwi wrote many years ago, “it is treasonable to be reasonable in an unreasonable society”. Those bloggers want blood and it is only blood that can satisfy them. If you live outside Nigeria and rely on this platform to make up your mind, you will conclude that there is no hope for this country. Everybody in Nigeria is a thief. Everybody is incompetent. Everybody is hopeless. No governor is doing well. No minister is doing well. No commissioner is doing well. Everybody is a rogue from head to toe. Nothing is working in Nigeria. It is Armageddon everywhere. Nothing good can ever come out of this country. These would be your conclusions.

Is it a lie?
Has he read other 'blogsites' where other countries discuss their own leaders?
Anyway, I can't blame him much. Living in Nigeria with an ignorant concept of how things ought to be done the right way will remain a morally comprehensible task for most who have never had the fortune of living outside Nigeria without taking occasional 'breaks' or 'vacations' from madness!

To be honest, I myself also say some of these things once in a while, but at the back of my mind, I always recognise the absolute reality of life that we can never get a perfect person to rule Nigeria. We can never have a designer president. There is no perfect candidate anywhere. But I also accept that some of these questions and issues being raised are legitimate and should actually be raised in a democratic setting, for the sake of getting quality leaders to pilot our affairs. However, I believe we are so negative that we hardly see anything good in others. We must accept the undeniable fact that whoever emerges president will have one weakness or the other, one fault or the other.

Is the blogsphere not part of the democratic setting?

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Shakara don[b] h[/b]-end?
H-admiring those beaurrriful hips in red and white stripes one more tinnne!

Hmmm!
Hmmm!
Hmmmmmmm!

Wharrrah masterpiece.

^^^
Goodluck!

I guess she mourns the loss of her companion or 'baby' daddy. Most women become extremely diffibult to deal with when their husbands have 'taken off' for greener pastures. The bitterness and biatchiness knows no end when the congo has not been shined for ages!
Lack of constant 'sess' can cause these kinds of frustrations too.

She needs some 'touching'. . . 

You are not her boyfriend. . .please move out as soon as possible, so she can find better means of coping.

Many undiagnosed cases of varying psychoses are left unaddressed too in Africa especially. It could be a of result 'chemical' or 'hormonal' imbalance too. . . who knows?
I hope the children are not affected by her behaviour in the future?

You have your own life to live. . .time to leave her with her 'issues', before they become yours.

Love always comes last.

[size=20pt]Comfort!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat SeXXXXXXual Chemistry [/size]
Committment
Communication
Contentment
Friendship

but i dont want even though i am tempted.

These are the kinds of expressions that make you love being a Nigerian I tellya!

Klaaassiick!

Mu he he he he he

Woman still dey h-open nynash for poor man born pikin these days?
Is 'barreness' not better than this?
Lord have mercy.
LWKMD!!!

Poverty is a spiritual crime I swear.

The marriage of a thing na wah-wah!

Mu he he he he he heeeeeeeee!!!!
See foooooooood!!!
Chai!!!
Can't believe she ate it ALL!!!