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Strrrrrrrrrrrrrressss-freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

The freedom to do as I damn well please. No questions asked.
Absolute 100% UNCONDITIONAL love and tolerance from the spouse.
The love na helele!
No arguments!

Greaaaaaaaaaaat "sesssssss"

Never ever going to bed angry or keeping malice.
The fact that I don't have to cook or clean.
Being with my best friend.
No wahala atol atol. . .purrrrrrrfect 'gentulu' man.
Most importantly the laughter and 'wicked' sense of humor.
Never a dull moment I tellya.

Will NEVER stop where there is a stop sign. . . NEVER. Even in the front of a YELLOW pedestrian crossing in a zero mile per hour shopping/grocery district.

Hates change. Too much routine. Flexibility? For whia!
Very predictable and absolutely no surprises.


Cheap skate too.
Dat wan fit stretch one dollar reach 100 'dollar'!
Im one penny nor dey fall for g[b]ran[/b]d!

So, all that church-going and tithe-paying na for nothing?
Where is the 'su-su' when you need it?
Nigerians are selfish by nature. . .so don't expect any help when you need it.

If you beta na. . .who go do 'i better pass my neigbour'?

Them worst? Yoruba and Igbo people. All they know how to do is 'take, take and take'! If it is not gonna benefit them. . .forget[b]chyuuu[/b]!!!

Greeeeeeeeeeedy and selfish to the bone. One of the reasons I absolutely cannot stand 'em.

Yes! That is a general statement.

Rather than be at the mercy of Nigerians if I ever need ANY help. . .I'd rather go homeless.

Kpata kpata I knack that Okija/Ogboni-looking red cap for head, tanda for Super-Walmart begin dey ring bell for outside dem doorm[b]o[/b]t to beg for money.

Shioooooooooooor!!!


[size=20pt]Swipe it and chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge it! Bank Of America Dot Come!!! [/size]



Thank God for Oyinbo peep and credit cards!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=639868.msg8060531#msg8060531 date=1302044741][color=deeppink]Still don't get the reason for opening this thread.[/color][/quote]I intend to post pictures of aso ebi(party uniforms)worn by couples or groups in Nigerian parties I have attended or seen in magazines.
I will also grade color co-ordination.
The reason so-dia-fore. . . is to share and not to 'cyber-chat'.

The purpose of the thread was stated in my first post. . . read again.

Blazay:
Did your momma send you to your husband's house with a truck load of Ghana-Must-Go bags with all kinds of aso ebis? Mine did just that.
Till today I can't get used to not doing 'and co' with the 'spouse'.

I love 'aso ebi' in parties especially when a husband and wife co-ordinate and accessorize their outfits with a sense of ownership.

Lovely pictures of aso ebi coming up. Mine included.

Right there.

Screeeeeening for 'internet riff-raffs' before I respond. . . . I don't want to respond to NL godmothers and godfathers of the h-internet.

Ivynwa:
@Blazay
Aren't our old time mothers wonderful to have made it even with lack of information and knowledge in the olden days yet women are better equipped with info to avoid miscarriages and malformations.
It isn't every woman that knows to use search engines like google and wikipedia to empower themselves with knowledge, some are not fortunate enough to afford internet connections while some are just too happy-go-lucky and too taken with other things to bother googling and reading up such stuffs.

Isabella89:
@Blazay
It's not all women that have internet access.

Who told-j[b]ha'yaw[/b]l dat?
Ogboni and Okija oracles nor be internet access?
Errrn. . . .they should use that kind of 'local' access na.
Haba!
Must everything be 'oyinbo' access?

With all the professions out there. . .one can only find all kinds of dress codes. Some professional and others casual. My favorite?

Auto mechanics.
I took my car to the dealership for maintenance and found the men all dressed with "gatored" pairs of jeans and heavily 'starched' shirts. Let me just say. . .they all looked sooooooooo good.

Meet my co-workers. 
In "Tegese's" hotel joint!

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=418504;type=avatar[/img]

S-P-O-R-T-Y!

Ready to run. . . !!!

Mu he he he he

Now, back to the pictures of my favorite collections of uniforms that make 'fashion' sense.

Nurses. . .
Mechanics. . .

YESSS!
The US military has the best uniforms in the world. . .talk about charisma!

Did your momma send you to your husband's house with a truck load of Ghana-Must-Go bags with all kinds of aso ebis? Mine did just that.
Till today I can't get used to not doing 'and co' with the 'spouse'.

I love 'aso ebi' in parties especially when a husband and wife co-ordinate and accessorize their outfits with a sense of ownership.

Lovely pictures of aso ebi coming up. Mine included.

And there was their daughter to consider. She wouldn’t put her through a divorce. Modupe is hoping that Larry’s demons would be exorcised in time so she can have her husband and marriage back. How long will it take? Will she have to let go?

It is the daughter's happiness and well being that is to be considered ONLY. "Demons" only manifest when you get into a marriage. . . ooops, too late then.
That is marriage for ya. It gets better with time. Why go inherit some other demons when you have yours?

Modupe may have to let go. . .but she should be ready for the consequences and live with them without taking out the frustrations of 'singledom' on her daughter in the future when she becomes a single parent.

Nothing to share really.
Marriage is not for every body.
But, a miserable married person is ALWAYS better than a miserable divorced person.

It is better to be single than to get married and get divorced.

No matter how baaaaaaad a spouse is. . .you will find out that there is something you will miss about that person. . .and IT WILL DRIVE YOU NUTS!

ALL men basically have the same needs. . .sex, food and ego stroking.
ALL women basically have the same needs. . . sleep, money, pampering.

Divorce is a waste of time.
Ask those who have tried it.
ALL have regretted that action because they could have managed the situations better.

The grass is NEVER greener on the outside. You are only gonna inherit someone's  wahala. . ,

I'd rather keep mine. . .

Bottom line?

Stay single. . .or stay married.

Easy. The same way you got married.
You don't need a divorce in Nigeria.
Just pack your bags and go.
Just as you packed your bags and came.

Just wondering how our grand-mothers and great-grand-mothers coped with little or no education. Yet, they had the healthiest of children. Non-viable ones did not survive of course. They seemed to take much better care of themselves than these new-generation enlightened women.

Wonders!

P[b]o[/b]rson go go carry belle without knowing how to take care of herself and the pregnancy in this day and age?

With all the 'googleliscious' and 'wikipedious' resources out there?

Na wah!

Oh well.
Inferiority complex comes in different forms.
I love my men dark sha. . .
I can't do 'yellow' boyz. Don't like banana-looking dee-kies.

Hmmm. . .
I always thought you 'did' and pee'ed with the same hole.
Till I discovered UNIBEN boyzzzzz from.

Hmmm.
Real taboo.
I bet he will never forgive and forget the insult.
Some mothers-in-law sha.

Obviously one of those women who does not mean well for her daughter and her marriage. Nigeria is full of them.

Loved SMA gold for the last 2 children stuck in Nigeria.
But coming to the land of the free and brave. . .

Similac fussy sensitive for nursing babies.
The closest thing for full-term new-born infants without reflux or colic.

For spitty kids. . . Similac-Isomil-less-fussy!

For underweight infants. . . Similac Neosure 22 calories or Enfacare 22 calories per once!

NO water for the first 6 months! We are not in Nigeria where poverty forces us to feed our infants with 'akamu' and 'water'!
This can cause brain retardation and even juvnile onset senility. . . .as you can see from many posters around NL.

snowdrops:
how ignorant some people can be.

Must be one of those Okoro-Ngbatic taboo dudes.
Sorry, you ain't qualified.
Y'all are too bush anyway. . . the reason you keep jumping from woman to woman.
If you learned how to boil water to even ccok an egg. . .you will not be choosing btw mama and wife's food!
Lazy drones!
Good-for-nothing slacky balls!

Game ova of course!

Never!
Especially if that 'friend' is a female and SINGLE!
I have never done that and NEVER will.
You are only inviting gossips into your life.
Ever wondered how all those 'pastors' see visions and prophesies?

Those so-called friends like awon 'SISTAH VISION EZEWANKWOS are the ones rattin' on ya arzzzze!

Verrrrrrry capable of handling ALL domestic issues myself.
I will not even tell my mom or my sister.
Not to talk of friend.
I do NOT listen to their own wahalas too.
Not interested!

Umbrella. . . .Rihanna

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[Jay-Z]
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three,  Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my stones
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella
We fly higher than weather
In G5's are better, You know me,
In anticipation, for precipitation. Stack chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[Rihanna]
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things, will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's OK don't be alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come here to me
Come here to me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining[/size][/b]

Mama. . .You are my umbrella!
You always will be.
I thank my God for you.

Boyz II Men. . . .A Song for Mama   

[b][size=20pt]You taught me everything
And everything you've given me
I always keep it inside
You're the driving force in my life, yeah
There isn't anything
Or anyone that I can be
And it just wouldn't feel right
If I didn't have you by my side
You were there for me to love and care for me
When skies were grey
Whenever I was down
You were always there to comfort me
And no one else can be what you have been to me
You will always be you always will be the girl
In my life for all times

Chorus:
Mama, mama you know I love you
Oh you know I love you
Mama, mama you're the queen of my heart
Your love is like
Tears from the stars
Mama, I just want you to know
Lovin' you is like food to my soul
Yes it is (5x)

You're always down for me
Have always been around for me even when I was bad
You showed me right from my wrong
Yes you did
And you took up for me
When everyone was downin' me
You always did understand
You gave me strength to go on
There was so many times
Looking back when I was so afraid
And then you come to me
And say to me I can face anything
And no one else can do
What you have done for me
You'll always be
You will always be the girl in my life

Chorus

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking of you
I'll never go a day without my mama

Chorus

Yes you are[/size][/b]

Love ya mum! You are the bestest in the whole wildest world!

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Reason? Igbotic thread.

armyofone:
@Blazay
lol, those days on nigeriaworld is yamutu
do you remember spinoza, haven't being there for a while now.

You too dey for dia?
With dis ya 300+ posts ONLY for NL?
WONDERS!
Of course.
How can you forget "Spinoza"? Amongst others.
I had one sweet heart there too oooooh!
Spinoza joined other Nigerian websites and is on NL too.
Mu he he he he he

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Now this aint favouritism, this is What i call 'Persona Engrossism'
[/color]

Not at all. Just giving credit where due.
I don't believe in 'fan clubs'!

Mu he he he he he he

Dear "Daddy" Atiku. . . I told you not to worry.
You will have the last laugh.


WE TOO DEY LAUGH OOOOOOH!!!



Nigeria ALWAYS get what it deserves!
Ask and ye shall receive an 'hum-ble-re-rah' to shield you from the rain and storm of OBJ!

During one of my fights with one of those UGLY, Yoruba agbaya-dudes on Nigeriaworld.
I slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap the old baba well-well!
Got banned after cussing out his momma and poppa.
Na today?
I am sure he has been following me around all these years from one Nigerian forum to another.
One very ugly, dirty, buuuuuuuuuuuush man from Ijebu of "ODES". . .without teeth, always smoking "Igbo" as medical marijuana to cure depression and impotence!

I absolutely cannot stand those "Deji of Akure"/Sharia-Christians and male chauvinists who think women should be seen and not heard! He wanted to turn me into one of his cyber 'Bolanles' of the h-internet. I just let him have it!

The lousy 'jigga' of a creature!

Gosh. . . I still miss that 'dancing' dude called Olukwujunction. Extremely mature crowd though with no ashewo moderators/forum leaders and chartered members for dia. The forum section don quench since. . . God catch them like it is catching all the other 'dry' fora like NVS that is full of troublesome Yoruba-okoro peeps!

Anyhoo, back to topic. Another poster there on Nigeriaworld mentioned NL as a site for 'agberos'(insulted me there and said I fit in the NL group of agberos. Can you imagine the rubbish?) and I clicked on the website and saw corrrrrrrrrrect rofo-rofo and the sexuality section of 'can you suck this and can you suck that'! 

The rest as they would say is history!
Still is history!
Always be history!

None!

Reason?

Mu he he he he he

Long tori! I nor get chance to h-esp[/b]lain.
Besides, disi nor be de kain mata wey porson suppos' juuuge on Soindays.
Try tomorrow abeg.


Okay.
Jokes apart . . . I will choose Michelin89 in the "Culture" section.

Reason?

Always very focused and commands a lot of respect. Despite her age. . .unlike these agbaya okoros and Yoruba gals/boyz running all over NL.

An independent mind without a 'gang', butt-kissing kparokpoish mentality. Very well-mannered and very articulate. Not to mention beaurriful. . .I mean . . . . .A REEEEEEEAL, NATURAL BEAUTY. I always stop by her profile pic once in a while to catch a glimpse of her (no wor-wor face with 'black charcoal", back of pot skin atol atol ), humble and [b]kleeeeeeeeeeeeeean! Hmmmmm. . . nice legs too. Good set of teeth. . . well dentitioned and packaged(not trying to bust a- loose from her mouth or struggling to escape her mouth by doing 'prison break' like some mini Michael Scoffields. . . .like some moderators we know around the world)!

The babe dey dressssssssss shegey I swia! Seeeeee fashiooooooooooon! korrrrrrrrrrrrrect light, tasteful make-up. Not like all these 'alatas' and 'mgbekes' all ova NL and other Nigerian website/messageboards, using cheap, ONILE GOGORO TIRO eye-pencil from Mile2-Oshodi express road, ghetto, mini-malls to fake old, grey eye-lashes of old age,  . .posing with their 'bend-down-pick' Idumota-Pound Road second-hand outfits with faces full of pimples and black-heads that need 'oxy-cuting' baaaaaaaaaaaaad! Making noise with their wor-wor faces too?


We all have our 'deformities' abi?
Feel freeeeeee to laugh at mine. . . while I laugh at yours. Mwaaaaah!!!

Mu he he he he he

She is not YORUBA OR IGBO! Thank God!

^^^
And who told you it is by my power?
I am always watching and praying. . .for the right reasons ONLY.
Not to keep a useless man/woman in my life.
NOTHING is by any human power.
My God has the final say and whatever his will. . . . .good or bad,
I will respect it.
He has super blessed me enough.
I lack absolutely NOTHIN!

Btw, this tori don circulate all over NL like pure-water sachet for under Alhaji Marsha bridge for Suru-Lere Lagos, Nigeria. . .abeg bring anoda wan.