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Can you pleeeeease post a positive thread on human relationships?
Your threads are waaaaaaaay too predictable with all the doom and gloom in 'em.
Life nor be 'ordeal' all the time. Haba!
I am only asking nicely oooh.
Pleaaaaase sir!
Thanks in advance. .

Better still. . .change handles.

A contract for me.
I don't believe in covenants. . . material or spiritual.

Na wah for wire road o!
Unbelievable.

namfav:
i'm sure you belong to a religion, even if you are atheist you will meet alot of people who don't follow what you follow, its just the way it is and plus we all have to make decisions if you are christian and your wife is atheist you'd obviously care what your children will be unless you don't then you are a no person

I am a free-thinking agnostic. Not an atheist.
I really do not care what my children believe or worship.
They have been exposed to ALL schools of thought.
As long as they learn to use their minds and not follow blindly. . . I have done my job.
God can do his or hers.
Not my business.
Every man and woman for himself or herself.


I nor dey for 'follow-follow' club!

Improving.

I agree.
I sure love the variety and the ability to post undisturbed for a change.
Good riddance to stalkers and notice me or I quench busy bodies.

One of the most wonderful peeps I have ever met in my life. . . I found on NL.

The rest? From other fora. . . .?

T-H-R-A-S-H! With a capital "T"!

No Yorubas or Igbos please. . . !!!
Absolutely NO females too. . .!!!

if you are in this situation would you revert, would you avoid such a relationship in all

I would only avoid the relationship if the other party begins to ask me to convert to his or her religion or school of thought.
As long as he or she practices her philosophy in his or her own corner of the house or without bothering me, we are cool.
Convert or revert to what?
If Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, Mohammed or Ghenghis Khan were to all be in the same room singing 'kumbaya'. . . I ain't reverting or converting to no shiaaate!
I see that as a sign of weakness.
Because of a poohsie or a de-ek?
Heavens forbid!

I would not go to all that length to disrupt this and that. The family members should respect their wishes and let them be. Jobless peeps!
Even if I would NEVER do such a thing as convert to another religion because of another human being OR animal. . .free world.
All a matter of choice for any individual which MUST be respected.

Most Beautiful!

First Love.

I love you daddy!

Good for her jare.
Those old men have been getting away with that for ever.
They have my blessing.
I don't care if it is real or fake love. Not my business.
Looks like the happy young man ain't done suckin' 'bobby' yet.
He sure went to the right 'mi-li-ki source'.

Congrats mama.

I nor fit do am sha.

By 52, I should be done 'phockin'!

You cannot assist Nigerians.
Their problems have NO end.
Tufiakwa!

Talk about pouring water into desert sand!

Back to sender if na curse!

Oshiiiiiiiiiiii. . .!!!

The most ungrateful "Oliver Twists" too!
You can never please them. . . or get a thank you.
Always dash me. . .gimme. . . raise me. . .add jare. . .fisi. . . blah, blah, blah , blah, blah!

Every man and woman for himself/herself jor!

Oyinbo peeps helped me. . .NOT Nigerians.

In fact Nigerians have always been obstacles to my progress. I AVOID them.

No regrets!

I’m 29 years old, married to a wonderful man. Ever since I met my husband I never cheated on him till we got married. I got married three months after getting a job in a corporate organisation, and I’m still there.

Then you have no problem(He may forgive or look the other way you if he finds out. . . if you are as swwweeeet and lovable as I am. . .as an OmoSexxxy)

1. If he has cheated on you in the past. . . .take no hostages. This is your time to return the serve. BUT. . . be prepared to kiss that marriage and Mr. Wonderful goodbye.

2. If he is the easily hurt kind of a husband, make sure you 'chop' the other dude well well. . . then 'clean your nyansh' proper proper. If your man finds out. . . DO NOT LIE about the affair. He has the choice to leave or stay.

3. If you are a so-called Christian. . . .not my consine. I am not and monogamic vows have no place in my vocabulary.

4. Please, no matter how sweeeeeeet the feelings may be. . .always use protection. You only live once.

What should I do? I love him so much and nobody can change that, but this is killing me. I need help before I go crazy. Please all I want is to be close to him, the love has been there for long and I never felt that way for anyone before now. I know people will call me names but please I don’t want to lose him. I want him as friend, someone I can confide in. I want people to understand the way I feel. I am in love with my husband but not this way. Please I need your sincere help and very urgent too.

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Oh puleeze. You must be new or a novice to this 'extra-curricular' sointin of a romance.
Give it some time. . . you will get better at it.
Thank God for the h-internet and phone intimacy.

I betcha when you phuck the dude once or thrice. . you will become like "Eve". . .EYES and NYANSH WIDE OPEN without a husband or an Adam in the lustful garden of Eden huh?

How can one find love outside marriage?
Short-lived fun and excitement while on vacation away from your matrimonial home/bed of course.
Not worth throwing away your marriage. . .especially if it is a decent one(just enough to play a little and go back home).
Pleazoooh, if the man ain't hitting on ya. . .STAY PUT!
You are only desireable while you are a MRS. Somebarry. . . 
The moment you leave your husband for ANY raggedly behind of a man out there OUTSIDE ya marriage. . . o gal, you are TOAST.
O gal, keep your man and waka small.
The men are ALL the same. . . just use them small. . .keep ya man.

NEVER LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND FOR ANY MAN OUT THERE. . . NO MATTER HOW IN LOVE YOU THINK YOU MAY BE.

You will regret it. If the man leaves on his own. . .you have no burden of doubt or guilt.

If ANOTHER man is the cause of your unhappiness in your marriage. . .YOU ARE MAKING THE WRONG DECISION.

You may only leave your husband or wife for ALL other reasons but another poohsie or dee-k in this world!

Never!

A word is enough for the wise.


Btw,
Housewives are NOT allowed to have affairs. You must be educated and MUST earn a  paycheck! Breeding machines and fertility goddessing are not full-time jobs! You and your broke behind will be thrown out on the streets for sure and 'Lover BOY Felix Liberty' ain't gonna be there for you after phucking your arzzze!!!

What stops the man from showing off with the wife too?
Is the wealth not a communual wealth.
If they can share the love, they should be able to share the wealth.
Please, she can show off all she wants.
She worked hard for it.

I need to move to this "Nairalist" of a place o.

E be like say 'cussomer' flenty flenty for dia.

http://www.nairalist.com/dating

Oh hell no!

Yoruba peeps are involved! Wetin consine me with Lagos "rascals"?


http://www.nairalist.com/abuja/dating/1537/matured-lady-40-above-needed

AM MALE DARK,TALL,I NEED A GOOD LOOKING LADY 40 AND ABOVE FOR A RELATIONSHIP.CALL OR MAIL
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Date: Tuesday, 29 March, 2011 (1 day ago) Share
Location: Kubwa, Abuja State, Nigeria

Nigeria has really gone high-tech o!

Congrats OP. At least you have something to show for your pilgrimage on Nairalist unlike some people we know around here and beyond in the recycle bin of cyber romantic kingdom come. May your joy last for ever. Amen!

MeGaStReEt:
Nairaland, Wife?

hmmmm,lol may God help that marraige

Mu he he he he

Amen. . . by the pawa of 'Aka Jehovah'!

A wasteland!

God thank you for the the federal republic of Nigeria because we are already a blessed people but[b] struggling to find our footing.[/b]

Mu he he he he he

Who ever heard of a fifty year-old ANYTHING still trying to find its footing?
Especially with over 150 million pairs of 'feet' in it and around the world?

Blame God abeg.
I am not hurting at all.

Weep not child!

Who needs the 'majority of voters' to do squat?

Please, JEGA will write his own results. . . .according to GEJA!

Save your breath.

Incumbency rules!

Like he was ever in it in the first place?
Let these dull and uninspiring jungle-politics of s-election processes come and go.
What a drag!

That will be her business of course. . . the reason we have terms such as aka 'former'. . .aka 'no longer relevant in time, place and event'.
That is why they are also called 'exes'! . . . .used and dumped. . . has beens.
Goodbye to history. . . welcome to 'current affairs'!

I think it is a good thing. . . just to show 'them' she landed a better deal in me. . . 

She is allowed to show me off too, how beautiful and happy she is WITH ME and ALL she gat!  I mean she gat it ALL(PURE HAPPINESS ). . .  LOVE, SECURITY, MONEY, GOOD JOBS, FOOD, EDUCATION, FINE WINING N' DINING. . . .all her beautiful babies, clothes, jewelry, vacation spots, houses and cars they could NEVER have given her. . .and make them 'bite' their fingers a little bit.

Just to emphasize the fact that. . , they do not stand a chance. Never did and NEVER will. . . . . as under-achievers. To be used and dumped all over again, if even 'choppable'.

Talk about confidence.

They are welcome to try their luck sha.

She is entitled to a few cheap de-eks on FaceBook.

My money will be well spent.

Rule of thumb.
If you cannot say something nice about anyone. . .zip it!
Your own baby might turn out even worse. . . or you may never have one(that is if you ever wanted one).
Babies are spiritual beings. . .they cuss people who cuss at them.

“She was too young to get hit like this. If she got hit … she would be probably gone forever.”
She went on to say she loved her little sister more than anything and that although she feels like a hero she doesn’t really deserve to be one. “I just saved her life,” she said.

I would have done more for my one and only beaurrriful sis. I love her that much too.
What courage displayed at such a costly price.
Bravo!

We know our sisters too. They would not do the same for us.
You can only hope they appreciate the efforts by not calling you a 'cripple' in future. . . . like mine would be quick to do in a jiffy. Very saucy gal.

Who cares anyway? Love is always best shown with a selfless act.

It does not have to be reciprocal.

It is called spirituality. . .not religion.

Who says parenting is easy? Especially with hot-headed teens?
Well, every body go got rest in peace or pieces now.
Too bad. Life is meaningless for the mentally-ill especially.
Obviously, this was a no-win situation.

Tragic.

I already did and the results are locked away in my safety deposit box at my bank.
Far away from home of course. . . while on vacation.
I just had to know.

Is this the worst that happen in your life?
Your parents only did what they thought was in your own interest out of ignorance.
Instead of making this a case for 'psychoanalysis', why don't you go back to school and read what you want now you are an adult.
Many of us had to go back and get second and third degrees to suit the job market or our 'passion'.

It only shows you are a 'moody' person who cannot cope with life's changes.
If you cannot contain your frustrations as in when things do not go you way, life in general will eat you alive.

Learn to relax and roll with the punches. The only constant thing in life is change.
Disowning your family shoud not even cross your mind.
You are an adult now. Use your time productively, so you don't end up a bitter old man in life at the end of it all.
There is joy in living especially, when blessed with good health.

Both.


Younger as a 'plaything'. . . nothing serious. Just to chop and clean nyansh. Like 10 to 15 years younger.
Older for marriage. A steady, reliable and focused  hand. Like 2 to 10 years older.

No younger for marriage. Absolutely NOT. Not younger by one second!
We can't be twins either!

No thanks. If I were still stuck in that jungle called Nigeria, this is one chance I would have JUMPED at with both hands and feet.

Like a monkey too!

What does it signify?

a[/b]nds up sir!

[b]H-answer:

[size=20pt]That an [b]u[/b]ngry man is an [b]h[/b]angry man sir![/size]

No surprises there.
With stolen money of course.
With no hospitals, transportation or social amenities in Nigeria.

Mu he he he he he

A fool and his/her money are soon parted.

Just wondering why the US is not in that list as the super power #1 in the world?