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He must NOT tell the wife.
Since he has had the (?) condition he has kept from his wife too. . . so,why stop now?
I would secretly do the test, then inform her later.

If he tells her before the test he will definitely sabotage his efforts to find some closure to this burning desire.
He gets to be a winner either way.

He may find out the wife has been donating behind his back or front early enough since in doube. . . which would make his life easier or he may find out the kid is rightly his. Either way, he can 'arrange' a quick 'get out' plan.

He should go ahead and do the test without letting ANYONE(not even his mother) know till the results are out. If good results. . .don't tell no one. If bad results. . .proceed to the "check-out" counte sharp-sharp. . . unless you can come to some kind of 'settlement' and the pickin hungry you that musssss toclaim am!
Hopefully, one mad man or your me-ghi-dad or wan[b] 'dreva'[/b] will not come barging through your front door or try to break down ya fence to kollet im pickin some 10 years down the road when kasala 'buss' or akara scatter for h-inside cold oyel for "Iye Courage" im frying pan for market!
 

Never trust your spouse even if he or she is a 'born-again' or 'dead-again' in form of One kind Jesus Christ of Oyingbo!

In Nigeria and with Nigerians especially, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING is possible. Especially, with all these born-again-nyansh-scattering gals of nowadays, donating left, right and center to one pastor or another in all those their deeper nyansh/anus midnight vigils all over the world.[b][/b]
He does not have to wait 20 years to find out if the child is not his. Especially, when he knows his palm wine gourds with 'water-water SPAM' . . . . are empty and he suffers from 'low SPAM count'!

Stranger things have happened.

After all, with GOD, all things are possible!


Mu he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

babaearly:
Some wanna be Tyrants have been sending 'empty' threats to our most loved moderators. This is the time to fight them back. These are the same goons that stiffled the freedom of information and freedom of speech for years. Lets tell them they cant do the same thing here. Lets stand behind Jarus and Aisha. Show your support. They will NEVER stand down!

Mu he he he he he
Must be the Igbos and Yorubas for deleting their threads.
Typical "Sharia-Christians" of Nigeria. When they cannot get their ways. . . they try to use intimidation and agro.

Jayrus and Ayeesha. . .sorry o!
We know the work is not 'isssy'.

The reason one should NEVER invite these "foru-dust-mites" into his/her personal life. . .to even think these 'things' would know where one lives?




Tufiakwa!

Abeg, if any wan threaten you. . . . threaten his or her arzzzzze back. Just lemme know if you need some help.

Be happy for them of course!
Only polygamous homes suffer such. As in kpe one man loves one woman more than "others"!
The children are more favored than the those from the women with sour poohsies!

Tenk Godioh!
I did not have such parents.
Mwaaaaaaaah!!!
Every one wuz special!

Most are not genuine concerns.
Just purely for entertainment.
The good thing is that we can identify with the issues raised because they are real.

Purely to entertain myself.

Mu he he he he


No thanks!

Terrible!

First, his house gets burned.
Then his aunt's.
Sounds like a curse to me.

May his soul rest in peace.

Really, I’ve been wondering, Finances aside, shouldn’t marriage make you “whole”? I mean give you peace of mind and contention??

Poor financial mangement may make or break a marriage. Even people like Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan with all the money in the world ended up with failed marriages.

Is Marriage a Blessing in disguise or a Bane?

Depends on the circumstance/s.

Bottom line?
Marriage is only one factor to be considered. Emotional stability and good health are the keys to peace of mind and contention. Not marriage. If you were miserable before getting married. . . or you were mentally unstable before getting married. . .marriage would only compound the pre-existing issues.

This was a guy I used to hang out with amidst a couple of friends, Jokes aside, This gee was good looking and full of life about a year ago, comfortable and[b] NOT[/b] surviving at all.  You need to see him now guys . . . looking so haggard and unkempt and worst of all, with a Bank account In the red. . .and you know where it all went to don’t you?

No. I don't know where it all went, but I can think of a few possibilities.

1. Carrying ashewos all around town.
2. Smoking and drinking.
3. Gambling(playing kalo-kalo or cha-cha)


If he was NOT surviving prior to marriage, then why blame marriage for his woes?
This guy may be 'un-well'.

Sounds like a gambling problem to me. Or alcohol/drug abuse.

the things i mentioned here i still do them up till today.

Everything that has a beginning has an end.

may god help me

Hmmm!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=659284;sa=showPosts


All your 4 posts are about 'darkness' topics.

Na wah o!

Na wah for disu NL.
People sabi 'minister' I tellya.

Thank God for his life.
Next time he will sit his butt in the US and mind his business.
I guess he will apply for a US passport now huh?

Mu he he he he he he

Relocating from the US sharp-sharp to Libya!




The "Devo" is a laya!

Absolutely correct!
No sympathies then.

Relocating to Nigeria ke?
Please, you are not over-reacting.
Justsing that good ol' song 'let's just kiss and say goodbye'!

I am not concerned about the Nigerian girls or women.
More like concerned about him.
Please, make shuaaa you have a 'plan B'.
No sensible woman puts all her eggs in one basket.

Absence may make the heart 'grow' fonder. . .but proscrastination is also always the 'thief' of time.

We are talking "Teddy Pendagrass" here. As in "50/50" love and "50/50" chances of success or failure.

Goodu luck o!

Fstranger or whatever you choose to call yourself, please do not address me. Thanks!

Pataki:
[size=20pt] If    I had not made the mistake of viewing this section of nairaland today,[/size] I would not even know she is back. Most nairaland members I do not even remember any longer. And when you first said AJ on the first page, I did not even have a clue it was Almondjoy. And looking back she had been posting actively since March last year.

And she does have a reasonable content of sensible posts, but then again, MILITIA will always be Almondjoy -  Undisputed craze woman. So the best one can do is laugh at her and enjoy or endure the train while it lasts.
Militia, whatever your next handle is, that is your business and whomever you want to please. I gain no substance in catching your next handle. Feel free to display whatever you want of yourself and with whatever handle you might choose.

All the best in your solo battles and periodic infantile displays on nairaland. A lot of peeps have surely moved on beyond that I must say. Your choice if you wish to have me entertained with yours. Happy phucccking session too with your imaginary husband.

Kwenu Ayooooo?
Ayoooooooooooo!!!


We don hear! You made a mistake to come to this section of NL eh kwa?
Phocking liar!!!

Not like anyone noticed you or asked for your opinion on page 4 of this thread. Where you dey since? Abi na your "dunder-headed", olofofo, of a  papa wey be Ogbomosho babalawo gist you about this thread ni?

You magg-ggot! Pages 1-3 are gone and here you are. Prophet Elijah roaming the cyber wilderness!

Imaginary husband indeed! You think everyone waits to come to NL or Facebook for a 'hook-up' spouse like most of you?
Thank God for the h-internet! Most of you would not even be seen in public with 'normal' humans. . . with your ugliness and all.
After writing sweet-sweet y-inglish, out of pity, you start to climb yourselves. . . .since it has been a long time since most of you encountered that 'heavenly feeling', as social misfits like you mothers and fathers !!! Most of you have such poor social skills, only a computer can help arouse the seeemingly 'humane' emotions as you keep divorcing and re-marrying yourselves in cyber harlotry!

Ijjjiiiiot like you!

Common go and find your mate! Local, area boy like you! Even a semi-illiterate fisherman aka GEJ recognizes the 'rascality' in your genetic make-up!

Ewuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Let me see how many of you will make it to your 5th anniversary not to mention 10th! You cursed souls!
Omo jati jati!"
Your mates are becoming fathers all over NL, you are here doing. . ."boy alinco"! Ewu!!!

Oh shurrrrrrrrup! Local Yoruba tout! Aka 'rascal'.    Woman wrapper. Wetin consign you where women dey fight?
You blaaaaaaady tazi dreva with love from 'Holland"!
I am sure you sef be bi-sexual male slut.
I hope you have finished 'school', or is the 'school' finishing you?
Busy body!
Man tatafo!
It is YOUR MODA, if you ever knew her, that is a mad woman.
I repeat. . . YOUR MODA. In fact add your grand MODA in dia too! Those elongated-bre-as-ted career strippers from Ekiti State of bush pigs!
Oloshi! 

Lemme catch my name on those your imbecilic finger tips again. Pig!

Ujujoan:
Ha, she has been haunting the romance and family section since her comeback oh . . I think this Blazay guy is her husband and she only recently started using his ID to post . . . of course there can never be two AJ's on NL so it wasn't hard to tell who she was.

[size=20pt]I wonder how she got so twisted sha[/size]

It's not her 'sensibility' I question oh . . it's her choice of words and display of madness! I swear she needs a psychiatrist - no joke!

Madam know-all!
How would you not know who is male and who is female?
When you see anything with a (m) handle, your toto will be gushing like your River Niger and be doing you 'totori' on NL.
Come and take my husband, let me set that your useless azzzzz on fire with those of your dead ancestors!

Haunting romance and family sections indeed! Do you have a life? How would you know if you do not go searching for my posts?
Jobless cyber stalker!
Look who is writing ooooh! Only psychiatrist? Your pastor wey dey phock you and your mama nko?
Tenk God for 'born again' and 'dead again' cyber ashewo repentant life.
How many times are NL yahoo-yahoo bisexual things gonna 'engage' you in this your useless life eh kwa?

See people wey dey h-argue with "mad" woman.
Born again ashewo. What ever happened to that your omo-dorty, 'Yoruba ofege-is-my-name-Ofege', fiance from Nairaland? Abi na face book? You nefa sew the ashe-wo-bi yet?
I have freed your soul. Go and settle down. The lord will send "Angel Gabriel" to minister unto that your stinking inner chamber of a pit latrine, before he sends you a husband.

Anugboko!

Dem don phock you finish, pazzz your usless arzzzzzzzzz all ova NL and then troway you back to the NL re-cycle bin ni without marriage or issue to show for all your madam 'goody-goody' toto two shoes huh? Mu he he he he he
Ijjjiot. I repeat again. . .Your moda and fada are mad people. Madam phock and repent. . .I will phock for Jisos my lord!

Why are you following me around?
Miss goody two shoes.
Move jor! Make I see road.
I will soon beg "Logan" my dog to propose to you from his grave or at least give you belle make you born wetin resemble you.
Atutupoyoyo!
Nairaland oldest secondary virgin with that your triple wide arzzzzed of an Igbotic akpu load of a burden!
Agedi Nwanyi of Anambra-Biafran JUNG-O!
Who got YOU twisted?
Twist yaself!
Yes, I am using my husband's ID. He gave me the permission to do so. We post together.
He has gone to work. Wey ya own huh?
Any rules broken?
Please, go and make new ones!
Busy body!

^^^^^

Hia comes Oju ju calabar Joan. . . !!!
Madam 'Single and Freely' donating left, right and center in the name of the Lord!!!!
Your miracle is on the way dia!

Your mates are busy phocking productively all over NL, getting married and having 'issues'. . .you are here typing rubbish?
You nor dey shame? Almost 6 years on NL? Abi are you still practicing no-sessss-before-marriage?
Your mates dey born all over NL while practicing good sesssssssssss without marriage plus carry big belle reach altar, you still dey hia dey do 'vagin maria' of okija ni?. . . Poor you! You don carey last be dati oooh!!!
Dem don leff you behind dey phock all the NL dudes behind your back take dey carey belle huh?. . . .Mu he he he he he
If I be you. . . I nor go smell that romance or family section at all at all.

We go soon pity you gif you title as the 'sweetest godmother', for all NL-conceived online romance babies. LOL!!!

Shameless thing!
When you sef go be moderator make somebarry marry you sef huh? Before ya toto turn shawa shwop!

O turu gbe ke o!

NL church matron abi na 'usher'!

Mu he he he he he

Olodo!
Try "Kedu America"!
Dem don boku boku oooooh!
Jesis is Lord!

Pataki:
MILITIA, no be today. You must always type and respond.

Unfortunately, I do not deem you worthy of replying you back in your insults in length. So march on with your insults jare.

Just one thing: your show of idiocy is my fun when I am bored. So welcome back once again.

If you were smart, you would realize that 2008-2009 is not 2011.
You berra find your level and stay there!
And who is your mate? You vagabond!
Did anyone ask for your 'advice'.
De-ek-head!
Your MODA!

WOTEVA!
For the records [size=20pt]I[/size] gerrro decide what [size=20pt]I[/size] deem fit of a response or not.
Especially, when it concerns me.
Now, don't be an Idioot yourself.
Have a wondeful day.
Abeg siddon for graaand if you nor see mat take tanda take 'r-ook' silema!

Interlude please!

Dont you wish Dame Patience were Rihanna?

[size=20pt]You are my um-blele-rrrah
errrah 
errrah
ay ay ay
You are my um-blele-rrrah[/size]


Mu he he he he he he

It has been a pleasure y'awwwwwwwwwwwwl!
See if you can catch my next 'handle'.
I am not loving this stoopid attention from cyber riff-raffs!
BTW, give. . . that your 'local-champion' of a generational vagabond and spiritual prosti-tute[b][size=20pt]Jenny-on-every-NL-dead-blockos-dry-ky-jelly-filled-anus-phocking-old-pooohsie-of-a-lonely-hag[/size] [/b] a kiss for me. . .as she cries her useless 'young' post-menopausal frog of an ugly arzzzzze to sleep! If she loves her useless arzzzzzzzzzzz of a thing. . . she berrra keep ourra my way. Just like you should. The days of frolicking with useless okoro/Yoruba animals on the cyber airways are so ova ok?

You phocking son of a whor.e!
I don't need your sick attention or any advice from a first-class m0r0n aka dundee united like your sycophantic nuisanc.e of a being.
I repeat, 2008-2009 is not 2011 ok?
You arzzzzzzzzzzzzz hole!

You phocking piss o' malu/horse shyte!

You have yourself a good day!


I believe my tylenol pm just 'peaked'!



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! *Snores*

Pataki:
Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Almondjoy is back! Who let the dogs out?!

I no even get strength for that Benin woman. Welcome back oh Almondjoy. Hope your warapa has gone a lit bit now.

If you like abuse me, I no get your strength for yabbing.



@ Jennykadry,

Abeg, leave MILITIA alone oh. Her own na first class craze woman. She is non-contestable in that area.

You berra get that your NL harlot ourraaaa my face.
I be crazze woman. . .I be pariah. . . I be dis and I be dat. . .
Yet una go dey pursue me from place to place.
Mu he he he he he
I don dey with almost 5000 posts na now una fit figure out say 1+1 nor be 11

I just come from work abeg. . . lemme go and phock my hussssssssssband!
No need to fast and pray! NA ME GET AM!

Mu he he he he he

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!!

jennykadry:
@ blazay
hehehehehehehe thank goodness the word epistles has gone down from a million to 250 that is a good sign that your air head is paying attention to my every word.

You don't know when to quit I see. So, here goes:
EWOOOOOO!!! This "gbelekhua" fit write epistle too oooooh.
Glad I could teach you something new.
I zon zieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Good! Make you quench! One more epistle for you oooooooooooooh! Quench. Jelosi!
Your sugar babies for NL go hail you well well today.
MOO MOO!!!
I think say you be lady? '
Your true color don come out ke!
Happy I could drag you filthy swine ourra your shell.
Mbekwu!

How you take know say na 8000 monikas i get? Jobless nit wit, so all you do is go around looking for jenny kadry from post to post eh kwa? You hate the igbos yet your ashewo sef with that rotten well you call a womanliness sits down on a dciik everyday typing words in igbo everyday yet you dey allergic to igbos what a hypocritical buffon. who knows what else you dey do with our language ? Talking dirty during sex and telling that mentally handicapped husband of yours to do more '' daddy(since he calls you mummy i don't blame the poor dude for calling you a name that suits your current menopausal status) pia mu amu gi  kpomkwem''  with that his alaba market  and iweka road onitsha made diickk.

Wharreva!!!
Na you call my name. I nor notice you for NL. So, get lost!
Go get your own "mommy". . .
Abi na "Go Daddy" bi-sexual Pastor Udulele!!! Just don't spread your "HOLY PCOS" on NL. I nor wan catch am!

You no care, yet your silly self posts issues wey happen years ago ashewo U.S.  Na so your oga dey starve you reach so tey congo and sex must be in your every post. How old you be in your late 40's and 50's yet you come on here post like person wey eejjaculation never see her sagged pooosieee before.
No wonder them post pictures of you in a uniform with nyash wey be like wetin all those uni ben students fcukkk taya before your current eediot of a miserable husband decided to suck from the little poossiieee juice that was left there.

UNIBEN boys cruzzzz am well well. Who cruzzzz ya own? Armed robbers? Beta pass you wey dey take ANUS phock for cyber. I am still an ANAL virgin and my anus will always be tighter than yours. Mwaah!!! Poohsie na poohsie. . .All go sag. Including ya mama own wey wide pass Olympic sized swimming pool. . . .sotey you slide fall comot prematuredly since busy body and genetic n'tafiarism nor gree you even cook inside your mama belle reach 8 months. You had to see the world. . . come knack head for grand for market lose all your brains! Ijjiooot!!

At least woman wey dey late forties and sixties fit get husband and keep husband unlike you wey still dey do "a bargain is a bargain"! Oko Mallah how far?
Wey ya own husband? You nor nor say divorce na 90% amongst Africans?
Go and try my dia. Abi na polygamous zoo you fit hang?
If you fit make that "cripplo" carry you go h-altar, I go become born-again in Jisos name! Amiiiiin.
How much you dey pay am sef?
Don worry. . . the lord will do h-it.
I go kam hellep you praise that your deaf God in that your useless thread!

[size=20pt]My people help me tienk my God oooooooooooh!
My Crippolo houseboy of a man-friend survived the last shoot out with MOPOLS during an armed robbery operation[/size]

We don hia!

Ewu ocha. If yekini dey hungry you abeg go find the agberos for diaa make them use that their fingers wey them never wash turn the okro soup wey dey for ya vjayjay instead of coming here acting like say na you fuckkkk dicccks pass. Old frog

You don pay ya debts finish? All the debts wey you and ya one minute husband collect to set your womanliness in place. I no blame you. I  blame the day govt decide give you money to surgically sew up that your hole wey tear from ya dry nyash reach your back.

Debt freeeeeeeeee and loving it! Abi you hia say I be tief like you your entire family members from generation to generation?

*Yawns*
Wonderful! You have been waiting to get that out!
Young frog!

O-V-B-I-A-L-E-K-E!
A-G-B-O-G-O-R!!!





Na im you dey NL with almost 8000 posts! Perching from one man to another?
Ashewo ECOMOG!
Yup! I an debt free and loving it. Lemme know if you need a loan to bury your momma and pappa! Or buy 'tampax' kpa kpa this or next month make your toto nor leak all over NL!
Please turn yourself in ASAP, with that your half-a-man and go and comfort your Platimonkey 419 'Inspirer'!

Yes i be busybody,notice me(and you did notice me) amebo name it, pity say you dey slow in your thinking faculty and just happened to realise it now. I blame you? Nope i no blame you, i blame the health professional wey no detect early signs of cervical cancer as he dig your 100 acres wide poosiee with him iron made vibrating spectrum when you last visited.
Don't blame your husband's sperm for the dirty mucky,dark in colour catarrh looking discharge wey dey ooze from ya down below blame ya poosieee wey dey discharge expired juices.

Sorry, I nor get cervix not to talk of cancer. Na your dati ya septic, 'fish' tank between ya legs wey smell bad pass "Georgia Aquarium" na im dey smell all ova NL! With all the pubic fleas wey be like Mexican mangos wey dey fall out of ya dross! Abeg go baff! You swamp thing!
Ewu!
At least my own husband still fit produce "spermdrops"!!! No matter how dirrry.
That quadruplegic half a man, abi na Osisi Ka Nkwu armed robber wey escape execution in your profile picture, wey police don shoot off im leg and im blokos . . .still dey finger you without pe-nis for night nko? Abi na coca-cola botu una dey take do am? I will soon turn you in to the authorities for molesting a handicap patient for 'residency' permit! Ewu!
Ha for do na?
Ogbonor soup, draw-draw toto wey don fuse with ya anus to form one gigantic hole!
Abeg go give your "borrow-borrow make I phock today" oga for inside that una YABA flawa bed of a cemetary eba, make im take chop am!

Agaracha!

Adios too sweetheart

Oh she fit yab too? See competition. Praise thy lord! Ozingo zingo! Praise thy lord! Bye bye oooooh! Make I nor see my name for those your leprous fingers again.
Notice me or I quench!

Ijjjiot!!! Sweetheart your fada!
Bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!
You know ya papa sef?
Even ya mama no know who gif am belle! Abi na dog for bush?
E be like say na the same armed robber dey phock una two!
Young frog!
Born troway for gutter like you!
You will soon find out the man is your father.
Ewu!!!

I am soooooooooo sorry for your miserable life!
You cyber slut!!!


Na so una go make mouth finish till una appear for news. . . Platimonkey di ga gi! Fat, ugly and without pant wey fit hold una nyanshes!

Ashewo River Limpopo!
Make I catch my name for those your yeasty finger tips again!
Arzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzehole!
Abeg take more vaseline take grease your anus. . .you know say 'different' work dey for 'otel room huh?
No come shyte for my laptop!
Tiah-Tiah anus!!!!Na anus women dey take born pickin?
Osu!

Make no body type my name for this thread again o! I mean NOBODY.
Nonsense!

Who cares if the cyber grass-cutter abi na praying mantis is Ini ni mee OSHIA Edo or Ode N'Igbo?
So sick of these NL biatches and their nonsense!
Person avoid your stinking arzzzzez wahala.
Porson avoid una useless threads, wahala.
Please, let us know what handles you ijjjjiots are using all over NL, so I can avoid those brain-dead threads!

Useless ANIMALS!!!



*highly pissed*

jennykadry:
@blazay

Ma gi ma ndi be'gi chukwu kpo kwa unu nile okwu,anu mpam.afo di'kwa gi ni'mi,agadi ekwe nka, ewu ne si'si . Oya come pursue me comot for the thread na mbe. When you are done writing your epistles let me know. Okwu gba kwa gi na otu/otele gi diaaaaa. I'ga gwa'm i'fe nmelu gi ji we na gwa'm okwu ka onye en'ji egbe a'du na i'ke. Amo su . Nansense if you have issues with yourself and osisi find ways to get to her house go find her since you are so jobless so tey you get time. All this ''who cares'' bla bla bla is just plain silly. You don't care yet you get the time to type epistles here talking about things that happened years ago
Anu ofia

And whose family do you think you are insulting? You phocking generational basssstarrrrd!  Gutter snipe! YOU FADA-FOCKER!!!

Hee-aanh!!!

What things happened years ago?
Moo Moo!!!
Did your Ramon1/2/3 or Omongbatic insults happen this year or last year?
You must be drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk from your father's pissy gonorrhea!!!!
Stake holder in gossip!

The return of a village Amebo #1 original-proper-proper!!!!!

Lemme keep editing, so that you can start menstruating from your anus, while you learn to "purge" from your toto!

I edited my post to deliberately avoid engaging you. So, please get lost and stay lost!
Just decided to humor you with one-liners out of pity, since you were sooooooooo desperate for some 'fan-club" attention from moi.
Please, stop addressing me. I had seen your nauseating dry threads all ova NL and did not participate in them.
Do you mind? You k-legged albatross!


Phock you and your osisi! Abi are you Osisi's USED tampon(YOUR FATHER'S only breakfast, every monrning used as bread ) that fell into your father's cup of tea?
Please mind your Igbotic section of NL or what ever part of Nigeria you fell out of.
You are not allowed to roam free like the wild animal you are!
I can write epistles if I want. Just like you go about opening all those your useless . . . .  "Dear God, help me find my walking stick to use as a pe-nis", looking for a fan club threads.

Oshi!
None of your gaddeem bizzzzz I say!!!
That is how you cyber harlots will be crawling from bed to bed on the cyber airways while harassing others from your beds as you finger yourselves without your brains. Or is it to attack your intestinal fungus because you can never see others happy or let others be. Who the phock do you think you are?

If you like be sleeping with all the grand dragons/babalawos and shrine ornaments all over Ogun state's Ogboni, dorty shrines. . . . . that is not my business!!! Mrs. Bigg Stuff!!! Your children may be share-croppers living in slave mansions of NL. . . .Not my bizzzzznezzzz!!!

Why are soooo interested I ask again?


BUZZZZY BODI-BODI OVA SABI-SABI IGBANKE!!!! WETIN CONSIGN YOU OOOOH?

O gba sa ra ghi?

MADAME N'TAFIA!!!  OKOLI ITA!!!! AKIKO UWA!!!MRS FRANK OLIZE REPORTING FOR NL NEWS!!!

IS IT YOUR BUSINESS?

Did anyone finger that ya smelling toto to read them to or-gazzzzzzzzm or did you pleasure yaself?

You must be on your period or you need a good phock today. It must have been loooooooong since that your cripple of a man toy in your profile-pic sucked you and those your dehydrated labia! Please, do not take out your AGRO on me.

You need to be "touched" asap! The holy or satanic spirit or both would do. Make you sha-sha conceive immaculately! Ashewo dust bin!


Apama para nne gi na nna gi!
Mama nnukwu e na papa nnukwu e!
E ji ngi ugwo?

[size=20pt]DID I ADDRESS YOU?
IJJJIOOOOTTT!!![/size]


Osu kor su mwa nkp kpa gi kwa ghi i! I say which wan consain you? Where are you and that your useless cretin of a being to address your in and out, here and there, up and down, off and on, jailbird of a cyber resident, aka mama fatty-platimonkey, when she is writing her own epistles with your useless 'fan-club'?

Busy body first class.

Otolo gba gbu kwa gi and your living, dead and unborn generation for ayva andu ayva! Amen!
Notice me or I die!
Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrr[b]at[/b] of my front.
Ajedu garawa mmuo!!!
Wah-wah harlot!
Osu of Africa!!!

Almost 8000 post X500 handles since the birth of NL and you still cannot live and let live? After looking for trouble, the  next thing you will do is to start pitching tents and forming gangs to attack your fathers and mothers on the cyber airwys. Make you try am see wetin a go use your arzzzze do for this website.

I deliberately edited my post to retract what I wrote to you AFTER DISCOVERING WHO YOU ARE. . .but of course you were waaaaaaay to dense to recognize that a "courtesy" was extended to you to avoid going into the dumpster with you. Am I surprised? When you raised yourself hopping from tree top to tree top, unclothed too without 'ground' transportation.
You vagabond!

fstranger3:
ROFL!

Thank you instigator.
But I do not like these buuuuuuuuuuuuush Igbotic gals who never mind their business.
Life is always a freaking competion of "na me sabi phock pass you with my yam legs and anus"!!!!
I barely tolerate them in my life.
She can have the thread!
Y'all can have the floor.
This thread has out-lived it's usefullness.
So enjoy with your "Iyamiri" Biafran!
Adios!

jennykadry:
and what do kitchen hotel workers wear in the hotel? An apron and witches hat. You don't need to see a pic to know that blazay, it's called common sense. C'mon dear use ya brain

Una don come again with una warapa? This is how it starts.

Come! What is that your name again?
Is it K-[/b]y jelly for [b]dry congos or what?
Ok.
Abi dem sen you come?

[size=20pt]Mama Nnukwu Nairaland with 8000 posts++++ [/size] [/b]Wor Khin?

What exactly is your [b]"mission impossible" on this thread?
Ngi na monkey dia gi gba kwa okwu nee ban wan!

Who is your "dia"?
You must be maaaaad!!!

Afo ta gbu kwa ngi na otu ndi nguwru "dia" gi minus or plus five or ten minutes left or right from yaba'm gi dia!

No wonder dati ya Biafran cripple of a pay-for-congo-sucking-shag-toy, posing by his grave side in one cemetary in that your "YABA" can only afford to dance 'ben low ben low ben low" with you for your wedding dance, since e nor get leg.

What is your problem?

Abi you hear say I be "INSPIRED" wey need romance for NL?

Common han le le ja-ja from my side make I see beta climate!!!

Oloju kokoro!

fstranger3:
I registered in 2007 but became an active poster less than a year ago

Why is that difficult for your senile brain to understand? Abi you want me to unleash [size=20pt]Blazay aka Osisi [/size]  aka AJ on you?

Tufiakwa! Say no to drugs! Especially cheap ones from Tapei. Please, do not mention my name in the same space with that bush rat of an mgbekescious ringworm of a 'thing'!

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=623617.msg7950185#msg7950185 date=1300644490]^^so all the time you spent abusing people then- were you decrepit or on low quality weed.

what's your definition of active member.[/quote]Gaaaaaaaaaash!!!

Mu he he he he he he

I say faya on!

Gosh, I am in such a good mood today. Congo goood o! He who finds a goooooooood congo, has definitely found the one and only LORD!!!

Unfortunately, this is a someone you had a child with.
My heart goes out to ya.
If it were of these tissue paper/clean nyansh, 'phock and go' or 'use and dump' online crawfish partners highly aggravating with small pen-ises and leaking poohsies. . . .I would have celebrated joyfully witcha and helped you find a better one after shouting "good riddance to bad rubbish"!!!
But you have created another human being with this woman to make your DNA permanent in life and in death. The utmost UNBREAKABLE spiritual bond that can never be duplicated or replicated for ever. A permanent and unique masterpiece. .

However, matters of the body, soul and spirit should never be by force.
I pray you find peace, move on and love your child.
Let her go.

My mama say: "If man/woman nor marey 2 wyfs/ 'usbans, hr/she nor go know 'oose wan beta pass".

If she is truly yours, she will come back.
I hope you are not too 'bitter' to open up your heart and take her back.
I also hope and pray this experience does not mar your emotional and physical wellbeing by any means.

It is well broda.  Be strong. Life goes on. Channel all that love into your child. Half of her lives in that child. LOVE IT and NEVER LEAVE IT! :-

Love is a free bird. . .let if fly. If it is yours, it will always come back unless you have stopped loving it.

Your choice sir.

Serves his azzzze raite!
This dude must have been smoking waaaaaaaay too much "igbo'" that obviously affected his rational thinking faculties.
No "Black" nation is worth dying for.
When you leave ANY GET-"O" nation of niggars. . . you never go back!
He should be singing:

WHERE IS THE LOVE PART 2 for Haiti peeps from his recovery bed now.
He never looked 'normal' anyway.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc&feature=related

Dedication to Wyclef Jean.

[size=20pt]What's wrong with the world mama?
People living like aint got no mamas in Haiti?[/size]


I think the whole worlds addicted to the drama
Only attracted to the things that bring you trauma
Overseas yeah we tryin to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin
In the USA the big CIA the Bloodz and the Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And if you hatin you're bound to get irate
Yeah madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
You gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
[size=20pt]Where is the love in Haiti?  [/size]
(where is the lovex3)(the love2x)

It just ain't the same all ways have changed
New days are strange is the world the insane?
If love and peace so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations dropping bombs
Chemical gases filling lungs of little ones
With ongoing suffering
As the youth die young
So ask yourself is the loving really strong?
So I can ask myself really what is going wrong
With this world that we living in
People keep on giving in
Makin wrong decisions
Only visions of them livin and
Not respecting each other
Deny thy brother
The wars' going on but the reasons' undercover
The truth is kept secret
Swept under the rug
If you never know truth
Then you never know love

[size=20pt]Where's the love y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the truth y'all?(I don't know)
Where's the love y'all?  [/size]

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?

[size=20pt]Father father father help us  Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning [/size]


[size=20pt]Where is the love in Haiti? [/size]

(where is the lovex3)(the lovex2)

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm getting older y'all people get colder
Most of us only care about money makin
Selfishness got us followin the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting their young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what the see in the cinema
Whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness and equality
Instead of spreading love, we're spreading anomosity
Lack of understanding, leading us away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down
It's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
I gotta keep my faith alive, until love is found

People killing people dying
Children hurtin you hear them crying
Can you practice what you preach
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father Father Father help us
Send some guidance from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
[size=20pt]Where is the love in Haiti? [/size] (fade)

Daaaaaaaaang the dude must have been a prophet!

Mu he he he he he

He should not dare come back to the US for treatment. Let the voodoo doctors in Haiti treat his arzzzzze over there.

Shiooooooooooor!!!
Olori buruku!

[size=20pt]WHERE IS THE LOVE Y'ALL?[/size]

I dey hellep Wycleaf Jean h-ask o? Abi KKK dey for Haiti too.
Some barry hellep me h-ask MAMA WYCLEF oooooooooh!

LWKMD!!!
Gooosh I am suuusssh a bintch! Too bad I can't be a Christian to go to a phocking church on Sundays.
I sure do need deliverance I swear.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/vbforum/f11/horror-story-what-happens-women-prison-45375.html

THE HORROR STORY OF WHAT HAPPENS TO WOMEN IN PRISON.


The women complain that these routines are embarrassing and demeaning. Women who have a history of being sexually assaulted before incarceration suffer even more as the torment of the past is rekindled. The many who have mental health problems also are more vulnerable and more easily
traumatized. The SHU is used as a dumping ground for women whose psychiatric disabilities cause them to run afoul of the prison rules making them triply punished. They are punished by imprisonment for their crime, punished with SHU placement for their psychiatric disability and finally sexually harassed by the routines in the SHU and uncontrolled guard behaviors.

Women in the SHU report that male guards stand at the shower doors pretending to make small talk. Guards make blatant sexual remarks, comment on the women's bodies in lurid detail and verbally abuse them with derogatory comments and racial slurs. Guards coerce women to expose themselves in what are called "peep shows" buying such with petty favors like food, soap, toiletries or candy. The California Penal Code says that there is no such a thing as consensual sexual activity between staff and prisoners, so buying a sex show from a prisoner is unlawful sexual activity.

In GP male custodial staff escort women, restrain women and pat search women. Male COs have instant access to any housing unit unannounced. Therefore there are ample opportunities for handling and groping, and observation of women in shower, at toilet and unclothed.

^^^

Damn right.
She is heading right there. . .just by herself at only 22?
I will not leave Nigeria if I were her.
To be sodomized to death by those infidels of American jailors? 
Those MODA FOKAS will deal  with her arse using anything fron hot metals to rabid pet monkeys to eat that her black African arzzz alive.
They will torture her gaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Na she dem go take do their perverted sexual experiment even worse than we saw in Iraqi prisons.

Heavens forbid. If I were her relatives I would kill her first before allow her to come back to the US.

No one will even hear her voice in that joint.
I think I would commit suicide there in Nigeria and be buried in peace.
At least my family wo" d cease to worry about me.

See the God-forsaken place?
She ain't no "Papillon" either.
Even Michael Scoffield could never have thought of escaping.

https://0.tqn.com/d/crime/1/7/h/N/alc2.jpg

Alcatraz federal prison. . . re-opened just for Nigerian Jessica Tata!!!

Dear Jessy (Nwah TATA),
Please, I am concerned for your safety.
Make a youtube video to the victims of your negligent act of homicide apologizing to each and every one of them.
Write them letters for keepsakes. At least, they will have some closure.

DO NOT GO BACK TO THE US!!!
I REPEAT, DO NOT GO BACK TO THE US!!!

If the US did a similar thing in Nigeria, the US government would have extracted their c.itizen with B 52s and all what nots.

I repeat: DO NOT GO BACK TO THE US!!!

Dem don fail be dat.
Remember Moutallab?
Dem go juss help the opponents by blowing up dem own blokoses finish in mid air.

Who wan recruit dummies from Naija?

Juss show them congo, gif them eba and egusi, one wrap of ganja. . .it is well with their souls always.

Or they will leave the job at hand and go about impregmating all the ashewos in the bushes!

What a waste!

Al-qaeda must be desperate I swear. They would even do berra recruiting from Ethiopia.

The ambassador told a bewildered Senate that the al-Qaeda had specifically mentioned Nigeria as a country that was ripe for fundamentalists operations and that events in the Middle East and Libya shouldn’t be treated with kid gloves.

Kwenu Ayoooooh!!!
Ayooooooh!!!!

When I first joined nairaland, I thought it was a place where I could rub minds with intelligent Nigerians but over the past 12 months I have since realized that 98% of the nairaland lot are a bunch of jokers/idiots who only comment just to make fun of Nigeria directly and indirectly.

Mu he he he he he he



Na today?
Hope you are not related to 'Amebocaster' ooooh?
Instead of whining from Jo-Burg, why don yoo head to Naija and bring about the much-desired "Obamaristic" change?
Abi you senior Barack Obama? Or Barrack Obama senior you?

Disu NL get talents sha!

Mu he he he he he

The Mgbeke "First Lady" never fails to deliver!

Anything typed about her, I believe.

Mu he he he he he