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This is good news. At least she has gone to say goodbye to all her relatives before she faces life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. I hope say she do some dudes well well and shine congo proper proper for Naija ?. Because, before she go see one de-ek again for disu life ehn? Jisos go kam dan kam kollet im onle 2 armed robbers for the 2nd crucifixion. Na onle poohsie she go dey touch for h-inside Alcatraz.
Chei!
I really pity her.
What rotten luck.

Dizz Americans go show her pepper for h-inside that jail house I swia!!!

People are fed up indeed.
You nor dey shame?
If you nor fit to gif ya wife berreh na United Nations and Ecowas go hellep you phock am wellu wellu.

Mu he he he he he

kayuse2000:
While I hope to see Gadaffi out of power, the west has it's own agenda, their reason is not to protect Libyans but for their own ulterior motives.

Let us for one moment ignore that Gadaffi is a dictator and ask ourselves what the British or American governments would do if “protesters” decided to arm themselves and take on the government? Would they not do what they have to do to protect their governments?

This is exactly what Gadaffi has done, no different to what Bahrain has done however Bahrain has the support of Saudi Arabia and no one wants to piss Saudi Arabia off just yet because they produce 12% of the world's oil.

This is a civil war, you do not take sides, you mediate and if that fails then you send in “peace keeping” troops.

These western governments have considered arming the rebels, [size=20pt]the same rebels that they will then turn on in the next 10 years,[/size] bottom line is this: IF YOU OBTAIN POWER BY THE GUN, YOU WILL RULE BY THE GUN.

[size=20pt]Even the Arab League has just condemned the bombings stating that it goes beyond the intended “no fly zone” agenda.[/size]

It is important that we do not let our dislike for African dictators to cloud our judgement and reasoning, this is all about regime change and no matter how much you hate a dictator you have NO RIGHT to try to “covertly” change a sovereign state's government.

As at the last time I checked 112 Tomahawk missiles had been launched at a cost of $1,000,000 each, do you think they care about Libyans that much?

Gbam
Gbam
"J" is for Jacob Zuma.
Tozaaaaaaaaaar!!!

Gun shot salute inna h'air!!

God bless Niarialand and 1-post posters who jeeeeeeeeeeeess 'appen to know where to land and deliver.

The African Union's panel on Libya Sunday called for an "immediate stop" to all attacks after the United States,
France and Britain launched military action against Moamer Kadhafi's forces.

Praise da lord!
One reason I can't stand these oyinbo peeps!
Opportunity to go and humiliate/kill Gaddafi like they killed Saddam Hussein like a 'fowl'!
Always butting in where they should not be pokiing their imperialist noses.
Let the Africans liberate themselves like the with people did with themselves.
Haba!

I trust Nigerians ke. One man CANNOT rule for 42 years and get away with it. Im for don kpeme like Abacha between 2 Biancas and a whole lot of 'sweetened tea'!

Nna meeehn, this thread wan funny die I swia!!!
I wanted to post on this thread and found it locked.


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Saaaaaaay WOT?

Dizu NL members can be wikid I tellya!

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Dayokanu, please lets keep the campaigns clean. This is too insulting

Soteeeey a whole moderator begin to beg! Chai!!!

Mu he he he he he

Where do they come up with some of these things?

^^^

I only have a 'gbe le khua' for you!
I hope you like to dance "mama YO WEH" and "papa[b] FI YOR[/b]"?

Mu he he he he he

fstranger3:
I saw it all. I didnt know you've been an NL for that long.

I thought we both became active at the same time last year,

Anyhow, I am laying low for a while, and when I become more active, please make sure to update me on everything I might have missed ok?

So you are Bini. . . you be one crazy mofo I tell you!

You saw it all ehn? Just to give a taste of what is to come.
Heads will roll like golf balls too.
When porson keep una quiet for peace sakes, una go tink say person don turn Tola 'Ode-jayi"(Mumu-Ajayi)!
Mu he he he he he
Anyone you say I am. . .according to the gospel of baby osisi ka nkwu or omo-ngbatim I agree.
Please, do not only lay low. . . just quench huh?

Update you ke? You omnipresent one? Ileke Idi will do just that.  Not to worry.

jennykadry:
now wetin i go reply to? You have edited your post a million times

Funny enough seeing[color=#990000][/color] a woman's picture with her hotel apron and witches hat on isn't going to make me sleep well @ night. Such pics are meant to keep people awake when they are bored to death and dozing off.

Yet you did not see the so-called woman's picture in her apron and witch's hat. Mu he he he he. If you saw the poohsie nko? Please, knock yaselves out.
Good news? No body gives a damn!

I had to edit the posts for we don't need such "classified" info for now. No point derailing the thread huh? I would like to save them till they can come in handy. . . in the future. Mwaaaaaaah!!! Oh well, no probs. Jeeeeeeeeeeesss trying to keep the thread within the subject matter discussed.
Let us wait for other opportunities to present themselves with these cyber buffoons who feel/think they have first-hand, world-class news to offer NL.

My pleasure always. Does the "IGBOTIC" Newscaster have any other news item to present?

Mu he he he he he

By Esteri, inmyheart@punchng.com
Saturday, 19 Mar 2011



PAIN IN THE HEART 19 MAR 2011
The narrator of this week’s story is a troubled husband, who needs to be advised on how to handle his spouse’s infidelity.

Please, kindly aknowledge the source of your story and stop plagiarizing. Thanks!

I must say that I’m not a saint because occasionally, in the past, I had allowed my flesh to get the better part of me in respect of the opposite sex. Even at that, I cannot be labeled a Casanova. The truth is that I had cheated on her before but unfortunately, she found out, although I was not caught in the act. Need I say that since then, she no longer trusted me?

Okay.

I have never bothered myself to ask her friends about her whereabouts. She was free to go out with her friends. But one day, I felt that something was amiss when we slept together. Of course, I discovered that her private area felt differently. It was as if she had just had several rounds of sexual intercourse before returning home. I noticed the difference, but there was nothing to cry about since I did not hold any concrete evidence.

Akamu!!!!



Mu he he he he he

Did it turn into a pot of "Ofe Owerri? soup?

However, regardless of what happened, I still love my wife; I still want to trust her and continue to respect her.
We’re going on a five-day vacation abroad and I believe that by the time we get back, we would have put the issue behind us.
I want my home intact; but I can’t read her.

Why don't you share your concerns with her on your vacation? Simple.

jennykadry:
^^^^^ LMAO onye ara   Make I type small of my tori here,I think I no blame you for your come back. I remember reading one thread sometime end of last year abi the beginning of this year where someone said you left NLD because one forumite posted your pics on NLD and how you claimed to be a nurse but worked in a hotel abi wetin again sef?

Mu he he he he he he



As you can see life is good. No one has died in my family. Mwaaah! The extent some jealous, miserable biatches and e-diots would go out of spite and envy. LOL!!!

W-H-O  C-A-R-E-S? As long as I am not una fat humpty-dumpty, "Platinmummmy". . . . .in hiding and famous world-wide for 'inspiring' folks with 419 orobikiboscious moves. . .no one can do shyte. I am not wanted by INTERPOL for swindling forumites. . .!!! Mu he he he he he

[size=20pt]You see me dey hide? I dey kamkpeeeeeeeee!!![/size]

[size=20pt]My amebo sef wanted to know more but I was told the mods deleted the pics.[/size] I blamed myself for missing the thread But again the question I asked on that thread was . . . ." how una dey sure say na her pics be that?" . Cool down  you should have gotten used to this forum by now.

Oh darling, please go and help yourself and ask Seun to re-publish them to make you sleep berra at night. Not ma gaddem bizzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Take kai o.

Okoro-phobic and Yoruba-phobic!

No apologies!

"Anus" sex!
Lai lai ati lai lai!!!!

Tufiakwa!

jennykadry:
@ blazay

I resemble person wey befriend una ? lol @ riff raffs, make una two carry una selves go  meet obama make him settle una fights jo
BTW so osisi don get website, [size=20pt]why did she mention NVS in her first post? 
[/size] When did nld with hundreds of thousands of members start competing with NVS with only a 100 members? instead of her to say she's trying to create traffic here abi announce her site to draw more members in ,heheheheh market strategy  hehehehehehehe everybody dey find money make me self go find name for my own site . . . . . . . . www.naijaashewocommunity.com before global recession hit me and my family hehehehe

I don't know why you are sooooooo interested.

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(Dewdrops*  ) Bode_Boluz dem

The only 3 left besides moi on line are prolly men without wives or jobs.

Dead arzzzz website!

All the time.
Yellow, pretty, and always free from nail fungus, calluses or corns.

fstranger3:
Sup AJ?

Are you married?


So Zainab is a fictitious name?

The pic an AJ's profile looks the same as your "Z" pix!

Stop messing with my mind.    .    .

Lookey hia! I don' befriend ngbatis either, no matter how "phockable"!
One-night stands only. No return matches(Igbo are a no-go area always).

Soooooooo, si-koh-doh!(dress go one corner)!


La re?(Come?)

What exactly iz ya problem?
Which wan come consain you? Abi you hear say Blazay abi na Almondjoytotheboyzandmen dey divide "free" willy as Xmas presents, den wan kon' to kollet ya own shia in advance?

Thank God "Blazay" is male!
Good lord! These e bad belle and e jelosi Hot, unshagable, ugly NL igbotic/ngbatic females would have committed suicide with all this attention. No wonder I have not been banned. Some wor-wor peeps would have been campaigning, fasting and praying for a ban. Or better still crawling on all 4s from bed to bed to be moderators, so they can use "Mrs Blazay" to practice ashewo moderating skills of cyber harlotry from bed to bed!

LWKMD!!!!!

Mu he he he he
Nairaland, like Nigeria is always a man's world.

Blazay is male. Period! Abi you wanno see my pe-nin-sular?

Chei!!!
Life is a competition amongst imbeceeeeels, even where there are no winners in death.  

La ho wo wo!
Gia kpa!!!
Uwaaaaa za ghaaaaaa!!!

jennykadry:
@AJ
Seriously?

And BTW I thought blazay and osisi were friends? osisi used to come on here to give some nlders messages from blazay. what went wrong?

What is my name doing in your post? Did you "befriend" us?

So chatting on the cyber airways makes you friends with riff raffs. . .abi na riff ratts you barely know, have never met or seen?

Some of us are not that emotionally needy. For those who make friends on the cyber maybe. Not I.
I may be curious to meet you, but we ain't friends.

Who cares? 
Please, stop making non-entities feel important with bad belle and e jelosi syndrome.
This is the cyber airway not a real life matter.


FYI, Blazay does not befriend "across the Niger Niggers" in real life. Never have and never will.

Don't let the cyber fool ya.

Who sen am to "carry" message? Please, good riddance to foul, local, Mgbeke, Igbotic stench! I don wanno grow akpu-tugbe corns on ma pweety, yellow toes. 

Friend, lover, enemy or pen-pal, if you attack me, I attack you. No discrimination.


I ask again? Who cares? 

Not impossible.
He could be phocking 'er you know?
Like some parts of Nigeria practice as religion, culture and religion y'awwwl.

I thought I was gonna read a good love story from a love-sick, desperado puppy on NL, whose life revolves around everything in this world, but herself/himself. Instead, we have the incoherent rants of yahoo-yahoo person. The eye-catching title is the only thing worth reading.


Of what use is the lover if he has a small pe-nis that cannot fit into the triple wide planet of U-R-ANUS or cannot handle a real poohsie as a bi-sexual male slut? Or a bum equipment which suffers massive "pawa failure" after round 4 in one Rrrrrondon 'otel room huh?  And with that tiny "blokos" that cannot even be used as a stringy "dental floss" kpa kpa? To h-add h-insult to h-injury, with all that old, grey, Kenny Rogers' and Willie Nelson's bia bia combined covering the embryonic-sized blokos that would make even Fada Christmas will be jealous? I hope "HOLY PCOS" is not one of these diseases oh?

What kind of disease is such a secret in Africa of all places, when Nigerians are vectors of all diseases known to man kind? If you have a deadly disease no one wants the world to know about why dunn you crawl into a grave and die quietly instead of spreading 'your HOLY PCOS from website to website. The reason you should not have partners you are not sure off or you learn to use protective measures while you are 'in love'.

If the disease-infested person is a female, why should she be having "lovers by force" instead of a husband to "cherish and
hold" her? Or are husbands also referred to as 'lovers'? 

Love by force ke?  In the 21st century? Ex-lovers with small pe-nises or slack poohsiezzz that look/sound/feel/smell like "Kainji Dam-munations", with all da' "slushing", flapping sounds they make at the point of initial contacts should be making noise eh kwah?

Sounds like one of those [size=20pt] "B"[/size] confessions from a lonely, old desperado to me oooooh!

A cry for help!




Mu he he he he he

Btw, the Yoruba woman married to that Igbo ritualist from Okigwe sells fruits of the loom, broom, woom and doom from Abia/Imo
state pit latrines in Nigeria.


Just disappear for 10 months in the Okija forest and baaaaang! You will become "blessed as the fruit of the womb Jisos" like your fellow Nigerian women. Nobody will know it is not yours. No need for "trado-medi". 

All women who are rendered useless by "numerous abortions" in empty marriages should head to Alaigbo to purchase those discarded "fruits" of Okija. Or "fake" the pregnancy with huge "Agartha Moses" caliber-sized fibroid "tumors". 

Who is this hungry woman/man r-ooking for r-ove on the cyber at almost half a century "young"?

If you cannot be fulfilled by a man, alternative lifestyles are available, since the "anus" can be used too.

Even Ricky Martins has twin boys with his male partner. . .after phockin' all his female, high-school sweethearts in the front and back arzzzzzzes!!!!! Are they not fruits of a "rent-a-womb"?

Ladies! If ya womb is not working, or some barry has use it for rituals, please rent one online. Just harvest ya eggs and plant them somewhere to "hatch". 
Instead of wasting time on NL with many impotent or barren men and women, why not go salvage some eggs/sprerm or have one "Pissy Pastor Odulele" fertilize 'em for you in ya anus? 

If you look around NL for example, you will notice that not all "fruits" are fruits. Some peeps act like living curses of ritualistic issssssues of "blood" or extremely, mentally-deranged, surviving, mangle bits of "partial birth abortions"

Be careful what you wish yourself!

And why not?
Especially if you were paramount to 'sinking' it?
Nothing do the man jare.
He waited too long, I am surprised.

After Gaddafi has killed all the rebels in Libya?
No need to fly again na.

Wise move

.

Nigeria dey dia too?
Look whose talking.
No water, no electricity.

Nigeria, I beg comot for road make we read beta news!

Mu he he he he he

Voted: Yes.

The poll says 31%. Thank My God I am not alone.

I can only tolerate them in small doses. Wherever Nigerians are gathered, there is NO progress. Why?
But I love the one I am married to(and my carefully chosen[b] "extra-curriculars"[/b] ).
Never going back there to live.
I enjoyed my childhood though, till they grew up to be Nigerian adults.
Oh yes, I am a proud Nigerian. . .but of ME only.
I do not disgrace Nigeria.

Nigerians will ALWAYS disgrace you without help.
All you need to do is hang out with them for less than a week. . .
Absolutely nothing to offer.

Thank God for places like Nairaland. . .where you can see them, but can't touch them.
God bless my darling USA.

fstranger3:
^^^^

Mrs. AJ sup sweetheart?



You can fool some people all the time, all the people sometimes, but never everyone all the time
You have being unveiled. So just come out jejely before you are exposed by Mukinatudeen and Jarusafat!

Arrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!
Who cares?
You Nigerians have some MAJOR issues I swear!
You think you are soooooooooo important even to yourselves.

Ooooooooooooooooh. . . I am shaking in ma boots!

Sweetheart kpa ji kwa gi amu na ofu nkpulu amu gi dia!

Even if you think I am this so-called almondjoy, who/what is preventing you and your so-called powers from doing ya phocking worst?
Is anyone hiding under a NL rock?
Please, freee yaselves!

Only almondjoy?
The Village Newscaster nko?
Is this almondjoy's ISP?
You hear say I wan "marey" moderator or super moderator?
Blazay is male and will remain male for ever.
Don't fantasize.
I have a di-ck. For ladies only.
One way entry. . .no 'backyard' bizznezz!
No "dual carriage" highways pleaaazoh!
I don't use 2 holes in one. . . .

Please let them 'e-badu belle and  e-jolosi peeps' keep quenching on and off the cyber airways jare.
If I am insulted. . . he or she will get it.
Ban or no ban. . .not my concern.
I mind my business. . .not others'.

Why don't you mind yours for a change?


Heeeeeeey, I just love to do my own thing always. . . I am allergic to gangs!
Especially where Igbo or Yoruba peeps are gathered. The worst? BOTH in one place! Tufiakwa!!!
Some of us already have all the love we would ever need and more.
Boring thread. Off I go!
Back to school and work. . .till I see an undesirable element that needs a gooooood dressing down type my name.

Thank God I have not died in my sleep with all this "O Blazzzzy O Blazzaaay' hia and dia.
I have finished my job here for now. I am observing a cease fire for now. Till I get an itch ber to deal with cyber bullies.
I have proven I am not afraid of what you think you feel, think or know about me. . .on of off the cyber airways.
If you cannot be civil, at least learn to mind your  own gaddem business.
Thanks.

Please, I am not your "Osisi" that likes this kind of attention with her fellow cyber-hookers. . .I am not a love-starved, cyber gangster looking for love or  gisting 'partners online'.

Blazay is super happily married with 'many jaras' offline. No need  to look for online 'missing ribs' on NL. . . 
I don't wanno "marry" a moderaror or super modiooooh! Ha!

Una nor go even sweet atol atol.  So no need to 'tess' una.

Did "The Amebo #1 Newscaster" bring another "news"? Lemme go and shhhhek her posts. Maybe she don resume 'duty' for her dry NVS this evening. . .as usual.

Please, you guys should face the topic.

This your almondjoy sef huh?

Newscaster:
Exactly. Same to you. unsolicited advice is of the devil, remember

What are you still doing here? Abi "Balo" aka "NLT" I love you "my brother in Christ" with my born-again ashewo blood of the lamb. . . .aka my broda from another momma. . . . .don go sleep for im wife bed? Abi na Oluomo don lef you to kam hia to dey 'touch' yaself till im wake up?
Wey ya "Tiger-Tiger Burning Bright eh kwa"?

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Is this the NVS you were bragging about?
No wonder you keep acting like a village monkey. DESPERADO!

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You all claim to be 'based' in America and are still begging for money?
After interviewing Ribadu and co?
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!
Which kain ashewo una dey do for dia wey no fit pay money to run the messageboard?
With all those old poohsies the Big-Koward has been diving in and out of. . .you mean na so-so awon "Nkiru Silly-Va-Nus' im juss dey carrey full for moderator/chartered member club? See list? Abi na so so 'tai-zi drivers and 'SISI-EKOS' full for dia with h-empty pockets?

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Soooooooooooo, ALL these noise-makers cannot produce common $10,000 in less than 2 weeks to keep this message board from crasssssssshing like Nigeriaworld?


Mu he he he he he

Ashewo on credit ni?
Oh ga oh!

With a lot of humor.
Make him or her laugh.
If you can tickle him or her to a good laughter. . .you are forgiven.

If this fails, wait till he or she cools off. Then try again.
APOLOGISING NA-KED ALWAYS DOES THE TRICK.
If you are wrong, act like you are wrong. Put away your 'foolish pride'.

I usually hear things like. . . .


"My sweetest mommy. . .are you mad at me? Your one and only daddy? I go die o! I say I am sorry, it will not happen again. Please forgive me. I take God beg you. Na your daddy you dey suffer like this? So no show na'abania? Chei! Just shoot me then. . .death is better." . . . on bended knees too, na-ked and with a massive erection!

My heart just melts like butter in the sun. Even if I am soooooooooooo mad. Gosh, he always knows how to push those buttons. I never stay mad for more than 10 minutes no matter what he does. . . .and vice versa.

Ewu!!!

fstranger3:
Blazay 05:37:37 AM Viewing Blazay's profile
Can you show her face for u to see?


Are you Pius Adesanmi?


I think I know you now

Fstranger, aka the devil I know.
Which wan consain you?
If you know me nko? I owe you?
Stalking is bad for your health you know.
I just woke up and cannot go to sleep.
Can we have an affair please?

I would hate to have her face there and get banned. Ouch!
My wife would kill me for sure.
I have taken enough risk.
Too many people will use her face to 'do juju'.
Especially your wor-wor Okija friends around here and beyond.
I know ya plan.

^^^

Retirement is good.
Besides let me be like your 'fatty' bor-bors so I can be left alone.

Mu he he he he he

Why would a husband cheat on his mistress with his wife?

1. He has every right to 'cheat' if you call it that. I call it 'random sampling'. Free world.
When a man "samples", it does not mean he does not love his wife. It just means she has become a 'sistah' to him, which is BOUND to happen.
2. Only when you sample others would you really know what you want and do not want.
If you do not have a "control" specimen to compare your spouse to, how would you know he or she is the right one for you?

If a husband "cheats" on his Mistress with his wife(I think it should be the other way round. ), it means he is still 'testing'. The 'quest' for happiness continues.
Marriage vows are just that, since you get to know your spouse ONLY after you have been married for a while, forget that dating nonsense o. . .and even then, you ALL keep changing.

Nothing wrong with 'cheating' as you call it.
You are bound to make final choice sooner or later when the dust settles.
"Cheating" is a good thing.

Hopefully, the wife does not become the 'control' sample while suffering the 'placebo' effect.

All a game of chance. Who is afraid to find out? Not I.
The winner takes it all.

STOP MAKING, TAKING, AND FAKING MARITAL VOWS. WE ARE AFRICANS AND CAN NEVER KEEP THEM. BE REALISTIC AND HUMAN.

The white people who made the vows and the concept of marriage cannot keep them, not to talk of 'Black' peeps who are just 'follow-follows' of any religion or philosophy.

Why deceive yourselves?

The purpose of an affair is not to have a good ending when you are married.
YOU CAN NEVER FIND LOVE OUTSIDE MARRIAGE IF YOU ARE MARRIED!
You have affairs to stabilize your marriages or relationships.
Affairs are supposed to enrich your lives knowing that there are no long-lasting ties.
So, in the final analysis it should not matter if you are caught or not.

It is imperative that you do not care if you are caught or not, if and when you choose to have affairs.
Affairs only become burdensome when you choose to associate with 'desperados' who do not understand the 'rules' of the game.
Or when you start telling lies to your partners or promising what you cannot give them.
Never allow affairs to destroy your marriage or relationship. Always treat all parties with respect.

If you have never had an affair, chances are you would NEVER understand how important a spouse is in your life.
If you have an affair and your spouse does not nag you or feel threatened by such, you know you have a good spouse.
Be brave, keep the lines of communication open even where you may not openly "rub" it in.
Avoid telling lies at all cost.

If affairs do not serve to strenghten your marriage/relationsip, chances are you would lose ALL parties.
Only people who are honest about their affairs, stay happy with their choices.
When you keep your marriage "open", there are NO CHEATS.
Only when you start to tell lies to ALL parties do you feel really sorry for your actions, with a lotta regrets too.
If you cannot play the game, do not sign up for it.

Gosh. . .I berra allow my fufu and vegetable soup to digest.

Peeps that know me know I can bring down nairaland servers with the traffic that follows me when there's beef in the air! Some things are better left cooling off, abeg oh, make una free me for myself or even Seun no go fit reboot him servers oh!

Na lie.
Na my 'mecerdes' go big pass ya own. . .oya make we start!
With pictures too.

Abi make I start from where dem lock some of "us" inside the 'otel room for Rrrrondon? Heeeeeeeey!!! Gate don close. . . Meghad don go house. We had to pretend we were man and wife since we were BOTH married.  So the 'otel pipo nor for suspect 'we'. Thank God we wear awa rings oooooh. The hotel pipo no for open gate with Rrrrondon metropolitan police. We tell dem say awa pickins dey for 'ouse and the 'child-minder' wan go home. . .daaaaaaayaauuuum. . .IT WAS 4AM!!!

See wahala for Rrrrrrrrrondon oooooooh!!!

Gbagaun. . .gbagaun. . .gbagaun


My people. . .tori plenty. My eye see sointin for that una Rrrrrrondon!!!

My legg nor go reaassh dia again lai lai. Na so so bi-sexuals wey cross over from Libya and Mali full for dia! Married too! Twa!!!

One Nairalander nailly dis-VA-gin my anus oooooooooh!!!!

One porson nially use heavy-heavy mess kill me for inside dati 'otel room ooooh! Chineke!!!

E be like say na so-so mess dizu NL boys sabi mess hehn?

Chai! My mama don wake up.

Time to take her out.

To be continued.

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The man don go hide. . .abi im wife don kill am?