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Saying un-married or married is NOT a guarantee to happiness. Nothing guarantees happiness in life. But once you are married, you STAY married.

Nothing complicated about this. Every marriage MUST go through this. Except mine of course.
She needs to hang in there as long as she can learn to become immune to his abuses. For the sake of the children ONLY!
Marriage should be for better for worse. . . .b'e't hardly the case, and easier chanted than realized.
She should not alienate the children from their father.

The marriage certificate is still valid, as people are dying to get just one in a lifetime with NO luck.
Tell her to enjoy her life jare and look for one of the children's young teachers or one divorced Sunday school teacher who needs some "loving" to cure his pimple-face, and some pocket money,  and with a very strooooooong pe-nis that will be "greasing" her well well.
No need to get re-married!
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME CALIBER-STYLE MENACE!
She has done well for herself.
This is her time to "sheleeeeeeeeh" before he comes back o! 
Opportunity once lost can never be regained ke!
You have got the sperm donor aka used-to-be-father.
Let those other "hungry" women deal with him.
Just ignore him. . . .he will soon come crying and begging, when he is almost dead with one disease or the other!
Oh gal, if you wanno phock him once in a while, phock his arse well well.
Use rubber ooooooooh!
Chei! Before you catch "akiriwa"! 

I hope you have purchased up to 3 life insurance policies on his head o?


I hope you have purchased up to 3 life insuranc

queend:
al hard. He called me from work the same day in the afternoon and asked me not to go. Well when he came back I tried to look happy and upbeat but later at night when he just said something that pissed me off, I burst out in anger and cried. He apologized and said he has told the lady that he won't contact her again and will not jeopardize our relationship with female friends.

He said he deserves anything I do to him. Now I have forgiven him and I am trying to trust again

Very good. That is what marriage is all about. Hang in there, but never allow your husband to get away with murder.
The grass is never greener on the outside.
The ye ye men out there only wanno "taste" and "waka", and you are only appealing so long as another man has found you worthy to cherish and hold. Please, do not join them in their singles miserables club o!

Teach him a lesson to chain him to you. . . For he is yours.
Dem "hungry" beeeetcheeez are waiting to grab him from ya.

The "born-again" ones will tell you he is now a "believer" and he found God deeeeeep inside their fountains of diseases!
Too many "hungry" women out there too!

Watch that man's every move. Na you get am! Mwaaah! 

Goooooooooo OmosexxxxxxY!!!
From one Omosexxxxy to another.

Don't mind these Chrislamic, ugly singles and divorcees jelosing you all over the world.

Genevieve "Okoronkwo" Dbanj is still doing "Fall in Love" on YouTube.

Mu he he he he he

God's time has truly come and passed for some peep!

I am NOT proud of African Americans because they are no diffrent from Africans. Both competing to drag the black race down with their nefarious activities all over the world.

What is there to be proud of?

ziddy:
Definitely Almondjoy.

Not only was she unable to do without Nairaland after all her ranting to the contrary, she even brought her hubby along this time. Just great!

Who cannot do without NL?
Sorry. I can rant, go and come as I please JUST like YOU ALL if I want to. As soon as I found out my hussy had a handle, then some "hungry" women were perching here and there . . . .I made sure I got that password. Yes, I can do without NL fine fine. 

As you can see I have not stopped "ranting". Never will.

The Nigerian Born-Again Christians.

eddy1977:
Come on nigerian men, where is your pride?

in addition to having small p3nises,you also have a hard time bathing?
i am begining to rethink nigerian women.
some of us,non nigerians guys,nerd to step in and rescue our sisters from the hands of these guys.

shame on you nigerian guys.

I concur!

Kpomkity!
Kpomkity!
Kpom!
Kpom!

To get a Nigerian man into the bath tub after sex is a huge problem. . .they just carry all the 'p' juices and go to bed without washing their arzzzzes!
Then have the unmitigated gall to ask for a 'down town favor' too with all the 'grime'. . . some women dey try sha!
Tufiakwa!

Most definitely a yoruba man  . . . like one forumite I encountered.
Nna mheeeeen. . . never again!
Chai!

"him" dross fit kill all the fish for river niger plus benue zhion h-inside!
(Never mind how I take see the dross. . .!!! . . . . . . . . )

Hmmmm!
All these men that write fine fine y-inglish on the h-internet may be the filthiest beings you could ever encounter.

Be warned!

We will not even discuss the 'ladies'. (Mackerel scent!)

Irony of life.
Ogboni-Okija-Sharia Christians wey dey divorce.
ALL of them were cheating going into marriage with fake vows.
Why take vows you did not plan to keep?

Hypocrites!
Thanks to my God I am not a Christian.

one is tempted to ask if divorced couples are automatic hell fire candidates.

That na sure-banker na!
Show me a Christian and I will show you 'Satan' on two legs!

They only peeps Jisos will come and 'rapture' in his second crucifixion are fresh armed-robbers who would die by his side.
Forget the rest. Hell faya expresssssssssss!!!

What beats me is that in the past whenever I complained abt this lady's constant visit he told me that she was a strong christian and was encouraging him spiritually and even prays and sends bible verses to him. He also told me that everyone is not like me that if I don't trust myself alone with a man some ppl do trust themselves.

Heh!
The worst of all kinds!
Welcome to 'I love you in the name of the lord and I wanno phock you'!
Any married man knows never to allow a 'single born-again' HOLY-POOHSIE around him. The most desperate of ALL creatures.
You know some men delude themselves that a 'born-again' sistah is like the virgin maria even if she is the greatest of the greatest in ashewo work.
Pretensious and extremely conniving.
You should not be bothered this problem. If he is gonna cheat or leave you, there ain't much you can do abourrit.

He was more like feeling like a conqueror of women. I feel like taking my baby and leaving him.
I am soooo hurt.

No need to pack and go no where.
Get over your hurt asap!
You need to teach him a lesson.
Start flirting with your own pastor.
Shikena!
Like I stated earilier. . . time to teach him a lesson.


Whatever you do, do NOT confront that 'ashewo born -again'. . . it is your husband who does not wanno respect himself that is causing all the wahala.
Like I stated earlier. . .time to teach him a lesson. Be prepared to kiss the marriage goodbye though.
Never give any man or woman such powers over you.

Oh well.
What can I say?
I wish I were a white man.

I don't care about the sexual myths.
What is the use of a big sointin with no brains?

Makes no sense.
See violation of human rights.
Typical Naija!

This is discrimination.
Aisha2 nko?

This beggy-beggy NVS disease don reasssh for hia?


O ma se o!

Kei!

See fans from okoro-Yoruba wor-wor club.

Mu he he he he

Yup!
Those who live by the sword, shall die by the sword.
Amen!

. . . .And what has Blazay got to do with this topic?
May sango. . .not sure which if that is iron, smallpox or chicken pox god. . .but may it strike you all with smallpox, chickenpox and polio combined! And the iron too for typing my name in relation to this topic.

Who wants to be one of your 'crawfish' moderators abi na super moderator?
Abeg find your level!

Will you dunces face the topic?
FYI. . .I only donate 'congo' on my own terms. . . not 'by Nigerian standards'. Thank you!

Jarus:
I do hope Blazay was not referring to me with the 'poor communication skills' comment above?

I may have anger management issues like ALL Nigerians.
Perhaps, if I smoked some 'igbo' or got drunk like most of you. . . I would appear ok in your eyes. But no thanks!
But, I do not have communication problems like MOST Nigerians, especially on your NL.

To answer your question. Yes.
Should you go?. . .no.
Do I hate you? . . .  no.
You are just irritating with the way you manage that your 'complaints' abi na 'venting' thread with your 'pals' that's all.
You are inconsistent and double standards does not describe your MO. Maybe triple standards.
So, don't go o!
Who wants the damn job anyway?
Like I said. . . you are more manageble than the 'beaf'.

Thank you!
Bye.

Siena:
Welcome back, Militia!

Beta person. How now?
Wharra heck are you doing on this thread?
Greet my wife and pickin o.
We go meet for the usual place huh?

Lemme finish with these cyber riff-roaches and cock-raffs first.

See her nyansh sef?

Bullet proof ko.
Make someone shoot am for head jor!

Na so so food she dey think about. . .leave frying pan for faya to go buy flawa from kroger to take fry chicken take chop with disu her fat arzzzz!

Ewu!

Tata has been charged with manslaughter, injury to a child and child abandonment, with the manslaughter charge carrying a maximum prison sentence of 20 years.

Useless purnishment. The children are not coming back. She will suffer more from the mental anguish.

Blaze scene: Firefighters and medical teams at the day care centre in Houston where the fire killed four toddlers and injured three other children
But Tata allegedly left the tots - aged between 16 months and three years - without adult supervision, while a pot of oil was left to burn on an electric stove.[/b]Neighbours told investigators she arrived at the centre and they heard her screaming seconds after she went in the front door and saw smoke coming from inside.
[b]The fire killed three-year-old Shomari Dickerson, 20-month-old Kendyll Stradford, 19-month-old Elizabeth Kajoh and 16-month-old Elias Castillo.

Fada Lord!
How can she live with herself after this?
Roasting 4 innocent, defenceless children out of sheer negligence.
One can only imagine the final moments of those poor children's lives.
This is terrible.

What a tragedy!
I would have killed myself.

I don't particularly care for him myself.
Very poor communication skills.
Pwueh!
Somewhat timid too.
But instead of Beaf. . .I will manage "Jarus"!

Who wants to jump from the frying pan into the fire?

With those flashing pictures shouting at you in your dreams. . .

Tiefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Tiefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

God forbid!

Kai!

I never knew how easy it was to wish someone death till I came to Nairaland. . . I bind the thought! I bind it!

Gudday everybody, something had been bothering my mind that i can't keep them to myself any longer,the issues are

1.my fiance always claim right even when he is wrong n never take correction

2. He talks to me with authority as if am his younger sister, these  issues always cause misunderstanding btw us everytime, apart from  those two issues he is the caring type,have talk to him about it but no changes and our marriage is fast approaching.i dont know what to do.pls mature advice is needed.thanks.

What?
You say wetin?

Most African men are like that. Just the nature of their upbringings to be 'bullies', like their parents did to them all in the name of discipline and African 'ido-bale', respect-your-elders-and-eat-shyte syndrome. Very buuuuuuuuuush! Every tin na gra-gra!

Wharra you talking about? Who is the boss in the bedroom?
So when he is on top of you or you are on top of him in the bedroom. . . he is always right too? Abi you still feel like his 'junior sister' too?
So do you call him 'broda' or do you say 'yessir' when you are in the bedroom.


Arrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

I think you need to have a heart-to-heart talk with your mom . . .as kpe 'how to set leg' for bed to take 'trap monkey'.

Be patient.
Get married first.
Have your children
Get a good job. . . then deal with his arzzzzze!

You will have him eating from your palms soon.

You work has not yet started. Good news? They are ALL like that. Controlling and authoritative.

Women have not really gained much socio-economic strides especially inside Africa.

I hope you live abroad? You will have a lot of help from your foreign sisters who know who to deal with the 'African' man syndrome real goooood!

Be patient sistah. . . you have a lot of work to do.

Tighten ya 'bellit' o! There is war in front!

Aya di o!

Sorry darling. . . a man is only always right before marriage. . . After marriage, the woman is always right.

Be patient please. . . !!! You go soon 'corner' am!

Please, stay focused. They are ALL like that. . . You just have to learn to be 'diplomatically assertive' without killing him.

Mu he he he he he

lol!!!!


Born-again Christians confessing their sins. One mango must have fallen on someone's head like we watch in all those Nigerian 'sitcoms' aka home movies.



Gosh! This pollen season is not funny at all. . . all my nose don block finish. . .my ears oooooooh! Kai! I can't even laugh without hurting myself.


This is just one of those threads!

xxxchoc:
I wish i had multiple personalities,alter egos or multiple identities!I am xhosachoc aka xxxchoc now because i got banned

I am definately not Blazay!
I am fstranger3 but dont tell any one!

Why did you even bother?

Please, learn to sign multiple ids. WE ALL DO!   They will come in handy when the "ghosts" of others are attacking you.

Just make sure you post regularly with them too to avoid 'detection'.

Have access to some 100 ISP addies like THEY ALL HAVE!

Who are "we" deceiving?

^^^
Oh well.
Just one of those things you find with insecure people.
I only insult people when I am insulted.
Never spare Nigerians when it comes to that.
If you give them an inch, they will take take the miles and uproot the milestones.

Once again. . . good job!

xxxchoc:
  OK i am a LovePeddler, [size=20pt]at least i am getting laid tonight![/size]

[size=20pt]Mu he he he he he he he[/size]

[size=20pt]You are clearly frustrated because you lost your own man ,that is the only plausible explanation for your tireless and often futile attempts at venting  some of that anger  and obviously  building up sexual frustrations! [/size]  


Go on keep regurgitating those not-so-smart and redundant rumblings because that is the only way to make you feel good about yourself.So knock yourself out baby , and up your dwindling self esteem.

Your repetitive and exaggerated comments are a sad indication of how your life revolves around every little step i take and how you incessantly keep tabs on me.I am flattered and appreciate the much deserved attention(groupie) Dont follow me ooo i dont do women!

So look on the bright side    i actually read and responded to your comment!That should give you a happy ending in the shower tonight.AHAHAHA I can literally hear the resounding screams afterwards.Epic just Epic
I hate to burst you bubble but don't count on a response next time,because you are not worth the effort and typing time.Have a pleasurable night and take good care of yourself and your man! [size=20pt] (oh ,you don't have a man!) [/size]

Good job! I am really loving this!
Let her have it!

Absolutely correct. Thank you for speaking the gospel truth.
That was how she attacked me like a rabid dog yesterday for absolutely no reason,
You can usually spot an old hag who does not have a man from miles away.
They would attack others who are happy with their lives.
Please pray for her.
I join you in prayers so she can find some peace.

Yet she complains about mannerless posters on NL, when she is the main culprit!

Thank you for making my day with your posts!
I love this!

E wan ta?

O-k-o-t-o-l--i-g-b-a!!!!

Ouch!



Abeg. . . where is my umble-rhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Mu he he he he he

xxxchoc:
^^^

Your words clearly indicate your state of mind,level of thinking and limitations.

[size=20pt]You probably have good intentions ,and evidently dont like me because i represent everything you aspire for but is clearly out of your grasp(beauty, brains ,bosoms,level headedness,the list is endless) [/size]

I am not going to apologise for the my choice of man but i will however apologise for being a sad reminder and being a trigger for all those unresolved emotions.

I wish i could change things to make your life easier but i struggle with how i can possibly unbeautify myself,or reduce myself to a braine dead airhead with a penchant for verbal diarrhoea and meaningless insults(which appears to be second nature to you).
[size=20pt]It is not in my nature to trade insults with post menopausal women in public because despite my dating a married man,i was taught to respect my elders and in this instance i will do just that.[/size]

Tell me if you are done with the right cheek so ican offer the left one to allow you to indulge yourself .Enjoy the rest of your evening and feel free to be in touch again dearie.

Thank you again!

Damn right! That is how she goes about attacking people unnecessarily.
Let her have it!

Old Frog ni?
O ti o!


[size=20pt]Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola!!!! [/size]

I get 'cough' abeg,
Kpo-ho
kpo-ho
kpo-ho

For dis corner e dey dia. . .for dat corner, e dey dia. . . .!!!
Busy bodi bodi
Ova sabi sabi

Mu he he he he he

They were very good to me. . .and still are.
Parents were awesome!
Dem nor dey take me play at all at all!
Mu he he he he he

Especially the men.
Trust ke. . . I quickly put the femles in check(especially 2 of the refuse-to-marry -in-my-father's-house, there-are-many-mansions-there aka ile baba mi old cargo' ones),  so they do not 'grow' stoopid wings wit all that their "i be agaracha-i too know" in MY house.

Tenk God o! They are all self-sufficient and very educated too.

No interferance whatsoever.