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FutureIsFemale:
Wow!
I doubt if a 6-month-old male child can pull this off.

Reno thanks for this advice. When I have my babies, none is drinking that cow shiit.

Breast milk is the new goal for me.

Shay na that one wey dey your chest wey don dey touch your knee....taa..

Wow....man you're really a maniac...thanks for this great piece of information...just keep updating us...

Probably he forgot he was in a benz thinking its one of those agolo he's used to...baba decided to go full nitro...

Papa pah...them don already know the gang wey burst...na to call their top man make im release him boy...... Baba iyabo...

I know about one too...her name na kudii...yeah...kudii clepto....this one fit still bird for mid air....

Weray oloboo gbe....

Ohh shiitt....upon how built and nice looking you are...you looking for love instead of securing the bag...and the love you looking for is a competitor too trying to secure the pah$....very 'SIMP'le...

Doradorwa:
Small pikin own?... Now you're calling yourself a pedophile.

Lol....girls this days dont wait till 18 before they start fucking....wey them see how there so called rolemodel(like you)keep extorting man dem...i Bleep gals way below my age but not a pedophile...

Doradorwa:
Well who do we have here? Mr brostitute.... Are you describing the kitten of the last sugar mummy you bleeped?

Not really...she's got the pu**sy of an 18 year old even after 2 kids...but am still on yours...oya lie for me say your sef be like small pikin own...

Doradorwa:
If a man expects me to take his word as a prove of love then he must be ready to take mine too as a prove of love..

Me?... Send my nude to a Nigerian man or any man at all gan... God forbid

Na gold plaited clitoris you get....na ur type ur kitten mouth go don wide finish...mtchew.

You no need dey ask us wetin you go fit do nao....oya lie say you sef never tell most of your numerous SIMP"le boyfriends say you need space like say you be private jet.....wah kah sara nonii omo aunty me...probably hes tired of that old slacked cunt...everyone always get him owm excuse nao...

Brokeness....still single and not even bothering to search...MGTOW..

Orii yin buru....so na forest una still dey comb..what if them no con dey inside the so called forest nko....

Isnt it funny....still dey serve mermaid fish...

Na before the tin dey choke david...but nao he don fade...

Mtcheew....olympic gold koh...3crown nii...when a whole person wey design the flag wey una dey use till now no see any better thing gain from the country na hin you con dey complain...no let me change am for you oohh OP....

The one wey happen for jos no reach make head roll....awon weray 100%..

illicit:
E get one wey dey comot foam sef

Gosh....guy you don try well well oh....those ones they even get odour sef...

Shay fart....mtchew....ewa agoyin 200 and two egg...cover am overnight and eat the next morning...you'll thank me later..

Dammn niqqar....ooh pada brake heart omo yen sha....

Thats how you people will be infulencing them with more power through your stupid point of view.....i dont even know your diffrences with the so taliban wannabe....

That one na since when....see thiss mumu man oh...shay you go even remember the one wey happen for jos sef..

Nairaland girls go be like..:God,abeg na this kain fine pikin/husband i want oh...

Shay na the boy dey talk all this one like say him be 18 years...wow...

Okay...but you could have send in your boys to do the needful instead all this para...

The godfathers and the underdogs....happy married life...

All this political armed robbers never cease to amaze me...

You dey hear am sooh....dog for 658 million....abori yin buru nii....dogs wey be say if we reach airport now them no go reach 10....i go bet say even my personal ekuke(local dog) go give this their trained mafia dog the run of their life....anyway na way to steal money for this buharii government shaa oh....

Which kain village pose be that one for that second pix...fear dey catch you to near the guy...

Make una peruze through wetin she write well well....Young_(she's still in her prime)...and...Getting it_(thats the price for oiling the badman d!ck)....i think she got a point..

Most of the ladies commenting on this thread,99% of them have been used too.....if dem born ur papa well well quote me....there comes a time when 8 womens will beg to bear your name even if you aint gonna marry and Bleep the hell outa there brain.....its happening already and you dont need any soothsayer to tell you that...nowadays girls wont wait on you legit hustlers till you hit it big....them go even calculate your dressing from your top to your slippers and the kind of phone you use to know if you are worth their attention....ill rather enter my village carry one 13year old wey be virgin sponsor am enter uni,once she's 18year na to born my first pikin...before she go finish uni she go born second pikin....by then if she sef wan follow the trending then she's a free woman....2 pikin sef reach nao....i dont know if my future wife sef dey use nairaland but if incase you come accross this thread na wetin i go do i don talk so oh..better make you hold body till we marry or else we don divorce already...