Is funny, why didn't you ban the middle easterners. Saudi Arabia etc.

ghanaman5050:
(3. Provide at least 2 guarantors (Civil Servant above Level 12 or Lawyer with at least 10 years post-call experience)
The loan is not for poor or average Nigerian.

I wonder why people jubilating didn't see that part.

How many people eating less than 500k per year has those kind of people. LoL

This is just a means for the elite to reloot the subsidy money and never pay back the loan.

N3TRAL:
It's amusing when adults think like kids. To believe that Tinubu will lose in court must be associated with low IQ and emotional intelligence level.

Hope is not enough to stop Tinubu.

The Court of Appeal or the Supreme Court will not cancel the elections or declare another candidate winner.

Stop wasting your resources, keep your house together and fight back in 2027 at the polls.

Your comment was the reality but last paragraph got me laughing and I am sorry to say you're so wrong on that.

Fight back in 2027, how?
To set up their own INEC office who will declare results transparently in 2027?

If the court cannot do anything now what makes you think they will do anything different in 2027?

And I'm sure if someone had told you in 2019 that INEC will declare anybody who didn't get 25% vote in FCT a winner, you would have doubted the person but today it happened before your eyes. So what makes you think they will change in 2027. Dey play

APC will continue to be president until they select someone like Jonathan who is not ready to do anything to retain power.

So if you like fight back from today till 2099, INEC will always declare who they want as the winner and 98% chances is going to be the ruling party.

RTID:
Imagination wan injure this one

Oyel dey your head brother. Some people go just dey public forum dey yawn dust.

Everybody dey come beg am to go UK, even ooni of ife, atta of igahala kingdom. Malaria go just dey worry people and them go refuse to take medicine.

Alfred74:


He who comes to equity must come with clean hands, you can’t arrest a thief,collect stolen property from a thief only to end up consuming what you collected from the thief. What does that make the arrester? Simply a thief as well.


Yes picker did a good job by ceasing the items,cos he has to cover his own ass from Wahala,but why would he lie,give out a fake case number if his hands are truly clean?

If he say him no go release items because it’s a case of fraud e go even make sense pass to lie say e dey with police.

For the record,I no dey support fraud man.

I never said you supported or you didn't.
Why will the person use shipper's name in the first place? even go as far as creating email using the shippers name.

The shipper or peaker can do whatever he or she wants with the said item because technically is the shipper that owns it because the items comes with his name.

And if the picker decides to keep it for himself so be it. But he sures knows that whatever consequences that comes after he is taking responsibility for it too.

You don't buy items and ship to someone else address with the person name without full authorization from the person.

So whether shipper hand is clean or dirty is not for you and I to judge, because if casala bust for USA there, you and I will not be there to say him hands are clean or dirty. Na him go sort himself there.

The screenshot he presented is enough to know is fraudulent, so allow him deal with it the way he wants. Whether he uses lie or truth is his business.

I've dealt with lots of fraudulent items. And from screenshot shipper posted. Those items are 98% fraudulent items.

Assuming the guy present receipt of purchase, with Nigerian name, we go dey talk to shipper to know how to resolve it.

iamoyindamola:
Provide proof of payment if you are really the owner
Naso person they enter akoba adaba
@picker I support you na man you be

No mind the people saying make he provide picture say him return item. Probably na them follow for fraud.

Why you go purchase something use another person name, create email with him name, you want to put him in trouble and be walking freely.

mikeljims:


Please do not claim to be a gadget seller and request my address when infact you’re a fraudster/Yahooboy.

Standard procedure for sending items to my address is to have a verifiable proof of payment.

1. You ordered boxes of starlink with my full name and address as the billing information. You even used my name to create an email.

2. You could not provide a proof of payment or receipt for any of the 3 shipments. You claimed starlink does not issue receipts, I said fine, send a screenshot of the debit alert you received on your card statement..you could not do that. Matter of fact you attested to the fact that it was paid for fraudulently.

3. Two of your other items came from a personal address of white dudes, you claimed they are your uncle.

4. Your last package was addressed to a Lady by the name Hannah James Natasha sent by one Jack Henderson and me as the C/O. Matter of fact, this had a signature requirement which meant I signed as the recipient.

5. Few days later, my apartment was contacted by the police on this regard looking for me on the claim that I had received a fraudulent package. Thank God I had the case filed.

In summation, I do not receive fraudulent or yahoo packages. Anything sent to my address must have a verifiable proof of payment.

Omo you go fear excuse LoL. There is lots of transaction on the card etc not sure if he will be able to pin down the debits SCREAMS FRAUD

In your dictionary is the citizens that is supposed to use effc and icpc to go after the governors to account for the allocation that was given to them?

Nsonaso:

Cry me a river and I will gladly drink your tears and ask for more.

Salvage, no chill

SOLARPOWER1:


Hello can I take soft copy there? So I can transfer it some how to them?

Soft copy are for you to upload.

kettykin:
This is no shades, time for the east to build a tech capital or silicon valley, a trade melting point like Dubai, a business capital like London, a manufacturing hub like Shanghai or shenzhen

Each of the four major eastern cities like owerri becoming a technology capital, onitsha transformation to trading capital while Aba become a manufacturing hub and enugu the business choice city,with Abakiliki providing the food hub.

No need to go to sambisa or Giwa this will lead to dragging it with funny people in future

The mumu people go do am, na to dey run go Lagos dey go carry their money dey build house upandan dey buy street for Lagos.

Very mumu set of people

Dapagun:
1. You can't increase salary without budget considerations. Have you spoken with the Accountant General, Finance Ministry, is there budgetary allocations for this? Does this person understand governance in anyway?

Lagos has that money to even pay higher. Only say e dey enter people pocket.

And once that channel is blocked, Lagos will be Shanghai of Africa.

Hahaha. End time lesson.

God1000:
He's a big disappointment, the policy didn't stop politicians from rigging the election

Wasn't meant to stop politicians from rigging the election. Buhari looks like person that wants to stop election rigging to you?

raumdeuter:
POL 501 Tinubu masterclass (Sparsky vs Fisher 1972)
To followers of Chess, The game between Sparsky and Fisher in 1972 was dubbed the game of the century

I will use some Chess analogies to describe this historic victory of Asiwaju Tinubu

The Tinubu masterclass


Opening move decided to go a conservative Sicilian opening

In 1999 he won Lagos State governor

In 2003 when OBJ deceived all SW governors and the AD to not float their candidate that they should support him and in turn he will ensure they retain their seat, Tinubu disagreed with AD leaders on that arrangement. tsunami swept all AD governors only Tinubu survived

Queens gambit declined

He left AD, formed his own party AC and he was the only governor
By 2007 to grow the party he reached out to Oshiomole offered him the AC ticket in Edo vs Prof Osunbor. Oshiomole lost
Atiku and OBJ got into a fight a major fight, Atiku was in charge of PDM he was the strongest Northern politician and as the heir to Yar Adua, OBJ used YarAdua younger brother Umaru to break Atikus hold on PDM
Tinubu saw an opportunity to woo a powerful politician and get on his good side, he gave Atiku a platform to contest the 2007 election obviously Atiku had no path to win. He made Ben Obi Atikus vice. They lost but Tinubus profile started rising
Short side castling

He sponsored candidates in AC all over Nigeria. He brought many politicians treated badly and denied a ticket into his fold e.g Ngige Akume
He brought Fashola a technocrat as governor but didn't hand over the political keys to him
Fasholas performance became the standard for ACN to campaign and win many hearts across the nation
Knight advance

Below is the critical part of the game which would have effect in the future

The criminal elections of 2007 conducted by Obasanjo which was reputed to be the worst election in Nigerian history handed Tinubu a huge opportunity
He found an ally in Justice Salami of the appeal court who was instrumental in restoring the Oshiomole and Fayemi and Aregbesola into power
AC grew into 4 states.
Open file Bishop

Mimiko of Labour Party who was denied the ticket was also in tribunal vs Agagu. Tinubu approached him to provide logistic support with belief that Mimiko will decamp into ACN. Mimiko won but declined to join ACN

By 2011 Tinubu spread beyond the SW approached strong politicians who were denied a ticket or chased out of strong parties but knew he couldn't take on the FG alone at this time. He was the 3rd force in 2011

Mid game starts with slight positional disadvantage

Buhari controlled all Northern states with his new CPC, Jonathan and PDP controlled most SE NC and SS states
CPC and PDP were stalemate here comes tie breaker Tinubu.
Buhari in his idealistic thinking felt he could do by picking Bakare a Pastor with zero structures. He didn't agree to Tinubus terms.
GEJ saw the opportunity approached Tinubu who tactically floated a dummy Ribadu and Fola Adeola(2 moslems who had zero political structures and were barely politicians) he knew weren't going anywhere. Tinubu stepped down all ACN machinery in the SW and allowed the PDP a free ride.
Now he has become a major power broker who tactically made Jonathan president without appearing to.
Knight fork

After winning in 2011, Jonathan started some aggressive moves to break Tinubu so he won't have to beg everytime. One of such moves was to make a SW Mulikat Adeola Speaker, Jonathan thinking was to raise a powerful SW politician that will be an alternative to Tinubu.
Tinubu knew this was an act of aggression on their gentleman handshake and he mobilized the ACN reps to reject Mulikat and support Tambuwal,
Counterplay sacrificed pawn to gain positional advantage

Buhari lost 2011 again and started crying on TV and was hopeless. As a man of strategy Tinubu knew Buhari was at his low and vulnerable point, he approached Buhari this time Bubu was more than willing
Tinubu started the cleanup of Buhari's image from a clueless out of touch military religious extremist guy to this misunderstood charming, introvert, gap toothed, strong man that Nigeria needed at this critical time to get rid of corruption and PDP indiscipline
This chess player goes into deep analysis and thinking

Thus APC was birthed with the plan to use Buhari's popularity with Tinubu's money and skilled politicking to push Buhari into power but this time Tinubu was to pick Buhari's vice.
APC also won over Atiku after he lost out in PDP and breakaway PDP governors. Atiku came into the convention ground hoping to buy the ticket as usual
Buhari has never done any real competitive primary in a party everyone didn't worship him. Primary ground, Buhari was stunned about how Atiku was about to steal the ticket right there with money . Until Tinubu matched Atiku dollar for dollar and Buhari won the ticket
Middle game management used knight to fend off offensive

This is where the game starts getting interesting..
Now the deal was for Tinubu ACN to provide the Vice.
Tinubu knew he was interested in succeeding Buhari. And giving a strong vice would build up the Vice politically over 8yrs and might build enough goodwill to succeed Buhari
This was Tinubu's biggest masterstroke. He gave Buhari an Osinbajo who was smart but has the political clout of a 13yr old girl. Osinbajo was a very safe choice, he was not popular nor charismatic enough to gather the clout to state Jagaban in the face
There were other options like Fashola and Fayemi but they were risky and could get ambitious and endear themselves to people
Buhari asked Tinubu for 3 choices, Tinubu returned with one choice an unknown Yemi Osinbajo who will complete 8yrs and have less to nothing in political power to challenge for the seat
Queen advance

Buhari won election and Tinubu is in a good position Nationally acknowledged as the brain behind the success, thus issues started cropping up, fissures grew in the hurriedly assembled APC. Saraki wanted more than he was offered and broke the party, Buharis packaging has now begun to fall off, the makeup was beginning to melt and the man behind the mascara was beginning to show and its not pretty, Tinubu was schemed out by Buharis CPC friends including Abba Kyari and ElRufai, Things were not going to plan
Should he pull out of the APC, blurt out or maintain status quo and reach out to enemies
The Queen beat a tactical retreat

Throughout Buharis regime, many party internal issues came up, Buhari stayed aloof, Osinbajo stayed on the fence but Tinubu dove head on into the murky waters, aggressively supporting his men, He got bruised in many places like Ekiti, Ondo, Edo, Kano, Oyo but he stuck to his men and was even rumored to be schemed out
Officer exchange, Sac Bishop for Knight

Comes 2022, Tinubu has broken into the ranks of governors in his party and showing loyalty to them in times of trials won him a lot of die hard loyalists like Oshiomole and Ganduje who will lay their lives for him
By now Tinubu had taken control of all the APC structures and wanted the party to go for a direct primary, Some felt there was no way they could match the network of Tinubu in a direct primary and pushed for indirect where only chosen delegates voted
Tinubu called upon his network of Governors and allies when Buhari wanted to anoint Lawan, they stood up and insisted it goes to the South. He won the primary
Rook to center, End game starts with significant positional advantage

Opposition started panicking, the were split into multiple factions Obi, Kwankwanso G5 and Atiku. Tinubu though weakened by many of the policies under Buhari including Cash swap, fuel scarcity, general insecurity, failing health, etc. His generals stood behind him like Allied forces stood behind General Eisenhower in the battle of Normandy in the final offensive against Nazi Germany. When the boats were rocking his Northern governors came out forcefully, He then found an invaluable ally in the G5 and Wike who was aggrieved from PDP and swore to neutralize Atiku everywhere. Late hour Wike declared for Tinubu, neutralizing an important state for Obi and Atiku
Rook moves to the 7th rank

Elections are conducted Tinubu leading and appears ready to make his checkmate move on May 29 when he is expected to be sworn in as Commander in Chief


You can see it was a gradual ascension filled with scheming which he lost some but won many
This man called Jagaban who many people do not like but smart people deeply respect
He understands politics. He is smart enough not to fight anyone dirty thus always leaving the room for reconciliation open, the power of compromise give & take, persuasion and when to use the power of money

Most times those who fight Tinubu can only do it on the pages of paper By the time you meet him, His humor, his slow thick voice, his offer he will give you, You most likely will leave him calm and ready to compromise

What is history say person rig election win?

shuttox:
Yes
Prepare himself thoroughly
He has a higher chance

Higher chance to rig him way in? Keep dreaming.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Very nice post. We all love Obi but it’s time to forge ahead and pray for the incoming president. Let’s all pray for a better Nigeria

Prayer warrior, I sight you.

madridguy:
Why are angry rioters attacking commercial banks? That is wicked and callous! These commercial banks don't have new notes to dispense because Emefiele is not going to give them. And commercial banks don't print currency.

STOP ATTACKING COMMERCIAL BANKS

Copied.

LoL commercial are the cause of the scarcity. They carried money they suppose to give the masses carry give politicians and tell the masses no new note.

They deserve everything

Bede2u:
Will yorubas vote Tinubu if he was an Igbo man?

With all due respect. Off the mic

Lana40:
In this coming election, I am not sorppoting anyone, what j just pray for is for God to give us a good leadership 🤟 that wi make things better, thank you

Really funny.

Why do you work, why did you even eat food?

You might as well fold hands and pray for God to give you good food.

And see the wonderful work of hungry.

abc115:
May my Children and I be exactly like Bola Ahmed Tinubu, then I will have all the fulfillments and achievements that anyone could dream of in this life…. Amen

1. Accountant
1.1 Graduated with First Class Honours
1.2. Educated in United States
2. Works in Four Multinationals
3. Youngest Senator in third Republic
4. Governor of Lagos
5. Produces many Governors, Senators and Other Leaders
6. Established best Accounting Tax Firm in Africa
7. Instrumental in demolition of devilish PDP
8. Instrumental in bringing in President
9. Produces Vice President
10. Produces Speaker
11. Midwifed the best State in the Country
12. Himself Incoming President by God's Grace
13. Created City out of Ocean
14 Birth Lekki Free Trade Zone now hosting biggest Refinery in the world and other world Class companies
15. Midwifed govt that has completed Second Niger Bridge, Lagos Ibadan Rail, Lagos Ibadan expressway, Lekki Deep Seaport, Loto Bridge, Bonny Island road and bridge, Kaduna - Kano Road reconstruction, Kaduna-Kano-Daura Rail, Zungeru Hydro Dam Power Project, KASHAMBILA Hydro Dam Power Project and thousands of Projects, Siemens Power Project
16. Midwifed State IGR that is more than 33 states combined and 9 times more than South East combined
17. Midwifed Lagos State as the Fifth largest Economy in Africa
18. Midwifed independent power project
19. Midwifed Telecommunications revolution in Nigeria by bringing first mobile telecommunication company Econet by investing Lagos 4 billions that brought returns of 19 billions
20. Greatest political leader and mentor
21. Inspiration to musicians
Many more
Asiwaju
Jagaban
Incoming President

I and my children will surely be like Incoming President Bola Tinubu

You forget to mention the most important and that is where it all started. Drugs.

First start doing drugs that's where all the things you mentioned started from.

Send your children to start peddling drugs including you.

Naomimary:
Hello guys! It has been a while. I need some insights on an issue. I know this isn’t the thread for it but I already asked on the thread with no response. Also, I feel some people might have gone through my question and can guide.

I’m currently in the UK studying for my MSC. Prior to moving to the UK, I’ve had a few travel experiences in Asia.
My friend (a Nigerian) lives in the USA. He’s got his papers, a good job and wants me to visit during Christmas.
Now, my problem is I’ve heard some discouraging info that I wouldn’t be given the visa.
I know there are a lot of people on here with good insight on the visa process. Please, kindly advice on how to start the process, what are some likely documents I would need (I have some but I’m not sure I’ve got them all), should I bother apply, and what are the do’s and don’ts of the application.

Thanks in advance y’all.

You're already in the UK, I believe the eye's them go use look you is not the same eyes them dey use look people applying from Nigeria.

Apply, what's the worst thing that can happen, Denier so what? Life goes on.

Samunique:
I've watched with amazement and bewilderment how the social media nairaland inclusive, have been filled with the stories of leaving Nigeria to other countries with the impression that, once they get there their problems are over. I think this big fat lie will hunt, and may destroy our future generations if nothing is done about it.

1. They believe once you leave the shores of this country, you have nothing to worry about again bcs automatic success is now guaranteed. If this is true, what happens to many Nigerians that are now stranded after so many years abroad ? Is the system over there a contributory factor as well

2. Government is bad !
Yes Nigerian government is very bad, if not the worst in the whole world. But then, who is the government, isn't it you and I ? Are we forgetting that a government is a product of the society and the reflection of its people ?
If the government is bad, then we're bad as a people !

This very generation of Nigerian youths is worse than the current leaders of the pass/outgoing generation they're blaming.

At least, our current leaders did not practice Yahoo Yahoo, Yahoo plus, they did not steal women pants for money ritual, they didn't engage in kidnapping for quick money etc in their time. But this generation does and even far worst things. I'm not in anyway exhonorating them bcs they have really messed up this country. But this generation is now worst than them.

Yes our pass and current leaders steal our collective wealth ? They did/do so bcs we allow them to, based on ethic, tribal and religious sentiments. In fact continuous stealing is only possible in the society of thieves and robbers. If all we could produce as leaders are thieves and looters, then that's who we all are as a people.

These same people that are preaching "JAPA" now, will never obey a simple traffic rule while in Nigeria, but they're there now throw every kind of stone against their own country.
Ask them what's their own contribution back home towards nation building.

Did they ever obey simple traffic rule?

What about paying their taxes, what was their contribution to social development and services etc ?

These things and more they're willingly do over there bcs they know that the
[b]the sicitzens of those countries make law and systems to work not even the governments, and they cannot hid under a finger. Remove the law and oder over there, and see them showing their true colours.

Lastly, I think there are some external forces behind this sudden propaganda of japa. I know Nigeria is at it worst state since it started as a nation, but if we all run away, who will rescue and build it, where would we run back to when the jungle is matured outside ?

Nations are built by their citizens.

And for those of you outside Nigeria whose job now is to mock and denigrate the country, remember your people are still leaving here.

Some are even going as far as mocking God, the two major religions, saying all manner of things against the church, mosque etc. For your information, Nigerians have always been religious, it's in our DNA. There's a time Nigeria was working, our currency was better than the British pounds. My mother's senior brothers who schooled in the UK came back to Nigeria to work, and that didn't make people less religious.

Maybe you forgot, I will remind some of you that, some of your parents wouldn't have been educated but for the help the church and missionary Schools .

https://www.nairaland.com/7495060/why-nigerians-less-religious-when/2

Build, don't destroy the Nation


Nlpf mod, DisGuy, justwise, seun, lalasticlala and co

If you have used half of the energy you use to type this long epistle, to use and tell your politicians from head to bottom, the negative impact of their bad governance to the society, so they could turn a new leaf.

It would have saved you half of the strength you used to type this epistle, because they wouldn't be need to type it in the first place as no one will be japaing.

But instead you channel your energy to the wrong place. Waste of energy

dduchess90:
Hello

At the bolded again incorrect,his main point of entry is Heathrow, final destination is Edinburgh

I have read some of your responses and it seems your advise is on hearsay and you just got your visa

Be calming down

Cheers

LoL, I guess you didn't learn that drinking sniper kills from hearsay. You drank it then died before you knew it can kill.

mrklock:


Attached is the pictures supporting my claim.
1) factory unlocked 256g
2) phone screen showing no sim restrictions

Cc: Hayzed111

All this are not necessary because to the best of my knowledge iPhone IMEI cannot be changed. That you will say the guy changed another iPhone with the the IMEI of the factory unlocked that you sold to him.

So if it's the IMEI is the same as the one you sold.

Then you have to sort things out with the guy.

Padosky242:



Are you among the February intake Boss!?

And I wanna ask you ....The instructions was to attach my student number, name, description as tuition deposit as well as date of birth


But there is no provisions online for it especially the date of birth and student number.....

What do I do .....

I am not a student.

To answer your question: what you wrote there is not correct.

If you go to trade monitoring system fill out the FORM

In the upload section, you will upload your admission letter which should carry your student ID number and also the amount you're supposed to pay which you already indicated in the form you filled.

Some bank's will ask you to get an invoice from the school, so I suggest you get the invoice first before applying.

Your International Passport, Your Degree Certificate

Some bank's will ask for your NYSC Certificate (Unity Bank)

In each document you upload make sure you Name it accordingly on the file and on the upload

For example, if you're uploading Invoice from the school, name the file Invoice and also name it Invoice on the uploading when you're asked what type of document are you uploading.

You will also write a letter to authorize the bank to debit you the naira equivalent of the amount of the school fees you're paying.

Those are the things you need to upload.

Padosky242:
Sorry for digressing a bit.....


Is it necessary or complusory that you must have a staff number or someone working in a bank where you intend to run Form A through!?
For instance if am using fidelity bank... Is it advisable to approach the bank first and make enquires first before submitting the application online!??

Or should I just run it straight and submit the necessary documents and wait for their feedback

I assume your school is next year September, because if na for January intake. I am afraid with form A

Ihategirls:
Guys, for a self employed person who is applying for a student visa and plans on uploading CAC certificate as proof of employment

Does it matter if the persons company / business is listed as inactive on CAC website public search.

I was told it only matters for business / visit visa applications?

Am I supposed to be scared?
Please respond

Think about it yourself.

The purpose of work experience is to know exactly what you have been doing since you're out of school.

How do you now prove that your business is still functioning in 2022 when it was last active in 2020?

It will seem you are cheating the government by using non active business to do business and make profit which makes you a disobedient of the law or non law abiding citizen for selfish gain... (My opening though not a fact)

Mcleo007:



I'm on this boat too. I use my company account 99% of the time, being the sole proprietor and signatory.

I will advise and recommend you move the money you want to use for your POF to your personal account as it will ease your application and make your application to be more straight forward.

And you will have less documents to submit.

When you use company account you will have to prove that the funds in the company account is accessible to you at any point in time, even if you're the owner of the company, you still have to prove that you're the owner. And more questions may come.

So to avoid all those, you simply use your personal account and you don't need to submit CAC or anything concerning the company.

(To have a successful Visa you have to avoid anything that will bring questions)

And during the building of your POF keep your inflow as low as possible.

dewale1234:
Is it compulsory that MA does the biometrics same day as the dependents?

No. Some MA are already in UK.

sentojames:
Hello house, please what are the things to pack when relocating to UK from Nigeria, as a student? Please I need your responses.

I think this is personal,

Your foodstuffs first, is winter there now and if you usually get sick, you need to take your fix.

Then pack money.

sentojames:

Please is Evidence of travel history needed for student visa ?

If you have traveled indicate, if you have denier indicate.
If you have not, is not an issue.