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Health › Re: 9-Year-Old Girl Dies After Her Mum Applied Sniper On Her Lice-Infested Hair by Bluffly: 11:49am On Sep 04, 2020
kikero:
Yes, and I can tell you that in my day we used insecticides. Cover the face and spray. Works

But the problem is there is a risk of kerosene and insecticides poisoning, to say nothing of damage to the hair, and scalp.

Better to use medicated shampoo, petroleum jelly, eucalyptus oil etc. Or see a doctor or better still a pediatrician or dermatologist or pediatric dermatologist
Which of your days. Na Kerosine and camphor with proper head positioning and you wash up after a minute. All those eucalyptus....na indomie days
Health › Re: 9-Year-Old Girl Dies After Her Mum Applied Sniper On Her Lice-Infested Hair by Bluffly: 11:40am On Sep 04, 2020
kikero:
Kerosene is even worse
Who told you. This was what we used mixed with water to wash our heads in those days when you use to play rough. After which we begin to comb the hair out on a paper. Before you know all the lice don dey untop paper
Health › Re: 9-Year-Old Girl Dies After Her Mum Applied Sniper On Her Lice-Infested Hair by Bluffly: 11:39am On Sep 04, 2020
What happened to the use of kerosine if at all she wants to go that way
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by Bluffly: 5:55pm On Sep 03, 2020
SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.
Bros go and get a quarter bag of rice, a bag of chicken, jollof spics, 1 big tin tomato, ... Buy the ingredients and ask a catere to cook it for you and give her 6k for service charge.
Sports › Re: "Messi Could Stay" - His Father Says After Meeting Barcelona Board by Bluffly: 5:34pm On Sep 03, 2020
He should see his contract out and walk away now. Abi release clause says he must renew his signings?
Christianity Etc › Re: Mike Bamiloye: You Are A Hired Assassin, If You Dress Seductively To Church by Bluffly: 3:38pm On Sep 01, 2020
BabaAgba79:
Why should you complain about the way people dress? Religious humans are always laughable! Just tell us that ur prick is standing whenever u see fine girls for church! Haba, leave our girls alone, spiritual rapists gbogbo! Look at mad women who are naked, are they too hired killers? grin grin grin
In other words we should consider them to be mad and mentally degraded. In that case we can call in the authority to come and take them over to the psychiatric.
Phones › Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In August by Bluffly: 9:37am On Sep 01, 2020
Reporting less when I used far more

Politics › Re: Sadique Abubakar Commissions New Accommodation For Troops In Agatu (Photos) by Bluffly: 9:18am On Sep 01, 2020
Why do our government and institutions pay inadequate to the environment of her people. Look at the building and look at the environment. Nonsense
Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death For Accusing Neighbor Of Sleeping With Co-Tenant's Wife by Bluffly: 4:54pm On Aug 31, 2020
Chest beaters Vs adjudged coward Afonja.
Can the chest beaters now understand that war is not the first bust stop. No one has monopoly of fighting. You all should be careful and learn to never mistake hospitality and quietness for weakness.
Romance › Re: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by Bluffly: 8:43am On Aug 31, 2020
People mistake me to be skillful in most things.
People also mistake me to be highly disciplined and the implication is that they avoid me as they term me policy man.
Sports › Re: Lyon Beat Wolfsburg, Clinch Record Women's Champions League Title by Bluffly: 7:51am On Aug 31, 2020
IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
Only if their Male team were half as good as their girls... lipsrsealed
Una don come. Female football and men football na same thing?
Romance › Re: Can Someone Explain The Feeling Of Disgust, Remorse And Disdain After Sex.? by Bluffly: 10:12pm On Aug 30, 2020
PUSSYHOE:
Every guy feels this exciting, joy and enthusiasm before sex but immediately after, it is the opposite of all the feelings before it.

I ain't concluding, it may not be so for other guys. Even so Can someone explain why some of us few like that? Even with the girls I love wholeheartedly I still feel like that with them. is it a biological, psychological or emotional problem? and what is the remedy?
That is the feeling of a thief. When it is done rightly in all sense you can never feel so
Politics › Re: South East Leaders Converge On Enugu Airport To Witness Its Reopening by Bluffly: 9:51pm On Aug 30, 2020
In Nigeria, basics are celebrated as luxuries, resposibility is viewed as favour, hence our predicament

Advocate500:
The ceremony is bigger than the project. I spit
Politics › Re: Chinese Company Will Build $50m Daura Varsity For Free-Amaechi by Bluffly: 3:04pm On Aug 30, 2020
Universities that are not offering anything. The should focus on neighborhood developments. Inner roads and give people a sense of humanity
Sports › Re: Barcelona REFUSE To Hold Meeting With Lionel Messi Unless For A New Contract by Bluffly: 2:50pm On Aug 30, 2020
duality:
Can someone explain to me the fault of the club management. Was messi not in the team that lost 8-2?

He played and they lost. Same for the lali ga.

For me, I think the club management has right to be pissed because the pay messi to play and win matches . He didn't meet his own end of the deal.

The management could even issue a pay cut across board.

I just don't get it.

If Mercy had single-handed equalized the goals. It would have been different.
There is s knothing in his contract that says he must win all matches. Is he the 11 team member on pitch. Abi all the matches and accolades he has given them is what?Everyone was paid to do their job.
Sports › Re: Barcelona REFUSE To Hold Meeting With Lionel Messi Unless For A New Contract by Bluffly: 2:46pm On Aug 30, 2020
Why? Messi should sue them for deprivation of rights or he keeps calm and walks away at the end of his contract
Politics › Re: Cracks In NBA As Splinter Group Form NNBA by Bluffly: 7:46am On Aug 28, 2020
Look at the hope for common Nigerians turing into PDP and nPDP
Politics › Re: Ganduje To Sign Yahaya Sharif-Aminu Death Warrant Over Blasphemy by Bluffly: 4:32am On Aug 28, 2020
Bkayyy:
Looking at his first reported speech ; He said, “What happened is so important to the state and to the
security of the state and the nation in general. What the Court did is
absolutely right. And we support it completely. Such kind of
irresponsible act, if not because of the state power, nobody could
know what would happen in the future,” he said.


Can somebody explain to me how "Blasphemy" affect the security of a state or nation in general?
One of our major problem in Nigeria is English Language as it is usually used out of context.
Celebrities › Re: Koboko Master: FRSC Must Be Corrective, Not Punitive- Comedian Shares Experience by Bluffly: 10:46am On Aug 27, 2020
He should go and be knowledgeable. You have an expired fire extinguisher which means you don't have at all. Is he not aware all this while that there is a penalty for that, because he was found wanting he is now looking for cheap promotion.
Expiration of Fire extinguisher is not just the date. If the pressure gauge is on red then it's gone.
Travel › Re: Caleb Obari-Mark, Missing Nigerian Student In Ukraine: Parents Cry Out by Bluffly: 9:14am On Aug 27, 2020
Dextre:
There is nothing bad about studying in eastern Europe...everything you fear,exist in western europe/america too. Na u go gats borrow ursef brain. It's like saying never go study in naija cos of boko haram, is boko haram everywhere in naija?
Bros Eastern Europe does not pocket racism and you know that they live it. Other countries have racism as well fact but have become enlightened from the perspective creating an enabling environment for business.

Mind you I never said I doesnt exist but when on scale those destinations I mentioned are way far better than Eastern Europe. FACT
TV/Movies › Re: FG Asks Multichoice To Suspend DSTV, GOTV Price Increase by Bluffly: 8:01am On Aug 27, 2020
friday2011:
The federal government should call on NNPC also to come and explain the increase in pump price...

This government is not sincere in its dealings that concerns the nigerian masses.
Definitely this should concern them as virtually all Nigerians are affected.
TV/Movies › Re: FG Asks Multichoice To Suspend DSTV, GOTV Price Increase by Bluffly: 8:00am On Aug 27, 2020
If it is DSTV premium package, no wahala because na dem dem dey subscribe am. Most common and average Nigerians are not on such packages except the arrogant ones. So not my concern.
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Education › Re: 4-Year-Old Girl Destroys School Properties. Teacher Reacts Calmly (Video) by Bluffly: 9:49pm On Aug 26, 2020
sapphiere:
A four year old child destroys school properties. Her teacher's reaction will shock you. Her Teacher was just calm, talking to her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py8SvXAyg74

Please who is to be blamed for this child's misbehaviour? The parents or the teacher?
The parents because that is where she'll starting exhibiting traits first
Nairaland General › Re: Transparent Glass Public Toilet That Becomes Opaque When Occupied In Tokyo(Pics) by Bluffly: 9:34pm On Aug 26, 2020
JuwonBobo:
This is amazing! Just see sense for oyinbo head!
Tokyo na Oyinbo?
Family › Re: A Giant Snake In My Roof. I Need A Snake Charmer To Remove It by Bluffly: 9:28pm On Aug 25, 2020
Fejos:
Good day Friends,

Please I need a snake charmer in Delta state to remove the giant snake in my roof. It is so huge that the whole house trembles anytime it moves. It is always chasing something and I fear it is going to fall down from the roof one day.

This is my permanent residence so moving out is not an option. I want to see it with my eyes when it is being removed, so that my family and I can finally have peace of mind. Please kindly recommend any good snake charmer in Delta state. I promise to post pictures of the snake here when it has been removed.

Thanks in Advance.
Are you sure it is a snake or a monitor lizard
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 331,003 Job Losers Withdraw ₦116.87 Billion From Pension Accounts by Bluffly: 10:02am On Aug 25, 2020
Superjazz:
Nigeria is in serious bondage


Proudly Ghana
You are very daft. Do you know how many people that filed for unemployment benefit in the USA. Some messed up blacks easily spills trash.
Crime › Re: Jacob Blake: Kenosha Police Shoot Unarmed Black Man 7 Times by Bluffly: 11:43am On Aug 24, 2020
cloud:
Not trying to justify the shooting, but black Americans are truly stubborn and sometimes are the cause of certain actions taken against them. From the video,it is clear the officers probably wanted him to halt or get on his knees which he bluntly refused and kept on proceeding to the car. What if he was trying to get a gun from his car. Look, in the profession of arms, sometimes it takes just a split second to make a decision and remember that law enforcement agents are trying to protect their own lives as well.
Blacks blacks. Even in Nigeria they are very irrational. Everyone is "Do you know who I am"
Crime › Re: Jacob Blake: Kenosha Police Shoot Unarmed Black Man 7 Times by Bluffly: 11:40am On Aug 24, 2020
Oduduwa707:
So they had to shoot him 7 times... for what exactly? angry These cops are fvcked up. One recently pulled me over for no apparent reason. I challenged him to court but the fool never showed up which of course overrules the ticket. The prosecutor said he's just one of those officers trying to complete his ticket quota for the day. Really? huh
What's the idea behind ticket quota? It should be scrapped completely from the states practising it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coup: Mali Junta Wants 3-Year Military Rule, Agrees To Free President Keita by Bluffly: 10:31am On Aug 24, 2020
kingreign:
If military rule will make things work for them, I am totally in support of it. If democratic rule will not work, I'd kick against it. It's high time we stopped copying the Western world and do something that will work well for us by charting a new course in our continent and country's own growth part. Democracy isn't working for most W. African countries truth be told.
Military rule or Democratic or Communism has nothing to do with westernization. The western world has military formations far before the Africans and the military ruled. It's about best practices. There must be resolutions into what makes us more humans
Food › Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Cooked With Just 200 Naira by Bluffly: 9:46pm On Aug 23, 2020
papaput2:
Meaning you did not buy rice because half derica of rice alone is 200..apart of rice you can do better with 200
He may have bought a mill tin lesser than half a derica
Food › Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Cooked With Just 200 Naira by Bluffly: 9:45pm On Aug 23, 2020
isram:
God will punish our wicked leaders, just take a look at the food someone is happy eating, a food their dogs will reject
That is a balanced diet.

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