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foryourmind:
Obi is the man!

Lalasticlala please find a way to make video attachment possible.

I can't upload the video

Upload on YouTube.
Then drop the YouTube link here

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LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

Wait,, you really want the ddk to be showing real biigg under the trunk??

Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!

But you're not beautiful naa..
So, how we go take manage??

uuzba:
Typically because of heat, and No AC, people will wind down the 4 windows. And it is from there that police will stick in their stupid hand to open the lock of the door and enter.
Be wise, repair your AC, wind up the the glass and lock the 4 doors. There will be no chance for this bullcrap to happen.

I'm rolling on the floor..
This your comment scattered my brain

cablenews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuvDJrok5o

''Kidnapping anyone, especially a law enforcement officer on duty, is a felony. This man is already a suspect''- Lagos Police PRO speaks on viral video of female officer begging for help as driver zooms off with her in his car

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdvK0AyAPFD/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

What constitutes a kidnap?
...
How (and why - but most importanly, HOW) did the police officer enter the vehicle in the first place??
With the answer above, we can determine if what happened was a kidnap, or an unwarranted harassment, or a forceful break-in-and-entry which itself is an act of kidnap.

One day, he will do shopping in Nigeria.
(Anambra State to be precise).
And he will happily show it to the whole world too.
(Akwette shopping)

Tonero5200:
The embarrassment nor let me chop am there lol, you know that kind of feeling.

The problem is with you sir.
Something as little as this, na’im you dey vex for??
They made the announcement, and some people flouted the announcement, and you dey vex for the announcement which had already been flouted and rendered useless??
..
If you really wanted to spray him, you would have flouted the announcement too.

This is not good at all.

Albertone:
You'd only say the good side of your place.I trust you

I might pick a wife from there.Only that,unlike you,she mustn't be a feminist

They don't have bad sides, sheey?

YoudeyVexme:
Someone who Just did youth service already got a high paying job in nppc, while me that have graduated Since 2010 still struggling to feed from hand to mouth, no properties no thing to call my own. Meanwhile a cousin of mine already own 2 houses this boy I used to dash him 20naira for busicuit early 2008 when I visit my aunty, now he's 22.

Once you asked them for help and they give you once, they won't want to give you again. My heart's boil so hot whenever I see them on wheels driving expensive cars, A boy who doesn't know anything about life is already married with kid on the way. It wasn't like This when I was in my 20s, back then, we had to labour hard...farming, fishing and the rest to make ends meet..

Imagine, I had to go for house hunting last week and we had to wait for the owner of the compound, he arrived a young man expecting me to greet him first. I just called the agent I wasn't interested.. somebody that can't drag age with my youngest brother.

Hahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahaaha..
You will die poor my brother.
..
Wealth doesn't know age.
It knows the persons who set their money-traps very well.
..
So, Contunuu..
Your Royal Methuselaness..
Your old age will set you brain free from aristochial bondage very soon

Is it about regalia??.
He is not Fulani, Then He is not Fulani..

The Nairaland women are still blaming the husband again??

Albertone:
Covering hair doesn't translate to decency.But let us not argue

Auchi is in Edo?
And are you a muslim?

Let it not be that you're thinking about the generalisation about Edo Ladies oo

Papiajaxy:
How’s this news pls?

Na Kpokpogri and Toto’n Dike be news??
..
Or N80bn fraud?
Or Boko Haram?
Or IPOB/UGM/ESN??
..
Which one is news??

We don hear..
..
SHAMELESS PEOPLE

Nonsense News, Coming from a big fat liar.

sinkhole:
Sorry, Bros.
Some of us just want to know how far and if you truly got help from here.
Thanks, for the feedback.

No Wahalla.
It seems that my system is attacked by a strong virus.

sinkhole:
Since May 9th and this BluntCrazeMan no fit say one word. No wonder some people said he should use door if his window failed!

I have tried everything they have said here.
Nothing they said here is new, because I have tried all of them already.
The Only Option Remaining Is To FORMAT The System.
But I created this thread since last week to see if there are other options, but it seems there is none.
(The thread just made it to front page this evening.)
So, Formating is it.

eherbal:
BluntCrazeMan are you OK? Peeps are here offering free help and you don't see it fit to respond in appreciation to their efforts. Even if you've found the solution, common sense suggests you update the house on how you went about it.

I have tried everything they have said here.
Nothing they said here is new, because I have tried all of them already.
The Only Option Remaining Is To FORMAT The System.
But I created this thread since last week to see if there are other options, but it seems there is none.
(The thread just made it to front page this evening.)
So, Formating is it.

Harrisonwo:
No account will log into that system.

Just backup your files and reload system

By Reload,, you mean ”Restore”??
Or abi Format?

brandnprinting:
How you carry personal computer, still dey put password? no solution, na to format the system be that

I have lots of spies around me.
So, an un-passworded system is not safe.

netmillionaires:
I think it depends on how you install windows 10. In my own case, I update from windows 8 to windows 10 through microsoft online update and the same thing happened when I tried my original password. Then I felt that since I have a Live mail account which is owned by microsoft, the company may have downloaded the password as well. So I tried my Live mail password and it worked.

Technology is not that hard. You reason, speak and relate with computers the same way you would a human but in computer language. I always explains computer using common things people can easily relate with.

Try use your outlook or live mail account password.

But I am offline.
How can someone log in with his outlook Account??
Give me more details on this.

uuzba:
Na the part wey vex me
He's passwording his PC from himself.
Now the password don get k-leg, and he expect us to help him.
Why didn't he share the password before?
Nonsense problem.

I have spies around me.
Leaving my un-passworded system is very dangerous

Umueme:
Have you cleared CMOS?

modified: is it the admin account saying so?
If No, is the admin account enabled?


You can also use your Windows installation media, to 'upgrade' your windows, and not format.........

Yess.
It's the Admin Account.

garfield1:
He had no evidence,buhari thrashed him

Whichever way,, he should go and rest.

siofra:
Stop saying "your face show" please it's ratchet and annoying. Somebody will just be walking on the street, you'll go and appear in front of her and shout "omo babe, your face show" no matter how well you're dressed, at that moment you look broke to me

Stop saying "fine geh" it makes you sound broke and uneducated too. It shows you have no other words in your vocabulary to describe an attractive girl. It's generic and boring.


Stop telling yellow girls they look like mammy water you sound diabolical and broke and uneducated too.

Thanks

These ephemeral things are the things bothering your life this much??

Atiku should go and rest.
He had all the evidences, yet he went to court and was dilly-dallying.??
Why didn't he go straight to the point and present all his evidence at once??