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GIdiata:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/12/kaduna-north-lg-chair-presents-n4-7bn-2022-budget-to-council-legislators/

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LOCAL GOVERNMENT AUTONOMY IS THE SURE WAY TO GO.!!!
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The Great Question Now Is.
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Who would carry out the OVERSIGHT FUNCTIONS over the Local Government Budgetary Allocations in order to maintain the checks-and-balances, and to make sure that the budgeted funds are being used properly as they were budgeted??
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Is it the Local Government Legislative Assembly?
Or the State Assembly?
Or the State Executive Council?
Or ALL OF THE ABOVE??
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Bizibi:
it is!!!

Remain small you go start to dey pay mortuary attendant to knack dead people.

Akatamkpoo!!

Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.

Is this real or what??

TheRareGem1:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/auditor-generals-office-uncovers-over-n9-424bn-illegal-expenditure-by-nass-management/?

Send EFCC to the NASS People naa..

laluski:
So I'm presently at a phone Engineer shop trying to repair the screen of my wife's phone. This gentlemen walks in and complains of the voice assistant speaking all the time. Instantly I knew someone( maybe his kids) had tampered with the accessibility settings meant for blind people etc.

This engineer spoke out my thoughts to the man and charged him 2k.. I weak. The man pay o.. something wei no go take me 5 seconds...d man beg to 1k, this engineer no gree...the man pay the money... I just shook my head and dey laugh for my mind

He paid for the services which he couldn't render by himself.

Eternitymedia88:
He probably did it way back as a teenager.

Last last, make him no fall from there break leg oo.

Dr. Godwin Maduka fall 8 times from a palm tree

Richdoh:
I'm a young hard work guy who's planning to settle down someday. I have a girlfriend whom I have gone to see her family with my own family , as in, we have done our introduction, what was remaining was for us to fix a date for our wedding.

But this girl started showing some nasty attitude. There was a day she came to spend weekend with me and I gave her some money to buy some food stuffs to cook, that day i received the greatest shocke of my life , my fiancee warmed me never to send her message like that again that she is not my slave.

As if that was not enough. Another day she came to spend some days with me but when she got to my house I was not at home that day. She went to the bathroom to get some shower but unfortunately there was no water running in the bathroom because we didn't had light for 2days so we couldn't pump water. Normally when there's no water like that we usually fetch from the next compound. Though I live in a room and parlour self contain with water running in my kitchen and bathroom.

To cut the long story short, my fiancee refused to fetch water for herself to take her shower. She had to call me on phone to come home and fetch water for her to take her shower. When I eventually got home at late hour, I took the bucket went to fetch water for her to bath just for peace to rain. I later asked her why she had to call me to come and fetch water for her to bath knowing fully well that I was not around. She said in her house, she does not fetch water that her dad usually call Aboki's and buy water from them. She told me that she can't leave a suffering life of having to fetch water, she can never do it.

Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for?

So, why are still coping up with someone whose lifestyle you don't like?
Or rather, someone who doesn't like your lifestyle?

The comments I read here are really troubling.
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Someone discovered some form of corruption.
He went open with it on the social media (which although was a miscalculation on his side), and he was fired.
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Now the comments were all targeted at him.
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Nobody cared about the corruption he was trying to expose.
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And we want Nigeria to get better anytime soon??

A001:
Possibly. If God exists, space scientists, astrophysicists, cosmologists will discover the evidence of its existence with time.

I think with time, we'll find the aliens first, the creators of early humans, who religious people call gods (and goddesses) and worship ignorantly as God.

Time will reveal all the real truths.

lalasticlala:
A Nigerian man asked his wife on a date at their mini bar at their home. He even made a menu. She asked her social media followers to please help her pick a drink. See pictures of the man, his wife, and the mini-bar menu below:

https://twitter.com/Sandraessor/status/1475861645742247938

I Love Craze People.

A001:
NASA's Webb Telescope Launches to See First Galaxies, Distant Worlds
https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasas-webb-telescope-launches-to-see-first-galaxies-distant-worlds

They are eventually going to see evidences of the existence of God this time.
I will be so happy.

Priscy01:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CX557YBDNuK/?utm_medium=copy_link

Imagine a socialite-woman’s husband helping her to advertise her butts and oloshoism on the internet.??

chariisGRACE:
The Israelites were captured by Ramses.

The pyramid was started by Khufu.

After Khufu, 4 Kings reigned before Ramses.

Who was the king of Egypt during the Six-years famine (when the biblical Joseph was in charge of the stored grains)??
Or abi the great famine was not recorded in the Egyptian History Books?

My dear intellectuals (both in the field of practice, and in the wealth of knowledge)..
Please what's your take on this current situation described above?

BluntCrazeMan:
Please you comments are needed here.
Thanks.
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Rtk5:
Men you need to hussle and if possible avoid marriage. The worst thing that can ever happen to a man is going broke.

Please I am not trying to poison anybody's heart. It is good to fall in love and marry the right partner. I tell you most solemnly, until things get bad, you will never know the real attitude of your partner.

I remember when I lost my job and things became so bad that I planned to kill my self on a certain day, what stopped me from committing suicide was I fell into a deep sleep that I didn't wake up till the next day at around 8am. On waking up i relaized that God did something to me that i couldn't explain till today and the thought of suicide vanished.

Back to my topic, there was a day during my times of trial and hardship that my wife told me she wanted to go and visit her male friend in his house, I stopped her by saying why will a married woman do that and you even have the guts to tell me. It ended in a fight, anytime we have any slight quarrel, she will pack her things and leave to her mum's place and the family always support her actions without knowing from me what happened.

There was a time when our child was just barely few months old, i left the house for an interview, i trecked about 3km to the venue, she left him at home and went to only God knows where, only for her to call me that she has left the house and my son for me, that i should get home before he wakes up from sleep, i couldn't wait for the interview to get to my turn, i begged a random person on the road and he gave me #1,000 that was after i begged more than ten different people with other refusing to answer me not to talk of helping. I ran home and thank God i met him just waking up. I took him back to the interview and a kind lady helped me with him until it got to my turn and i finished and went back home.

In the night at about 7pm while i was preparing to bath him, she entered the house and carried him to bath him, i didn't utter a word and i forgave her.

Guys, you need to see how thin i became during those trials, no single food to eat. I became a shadow of myself, i became so shy of walking in public because of how frustrated i became. I have many experiences but i rest my case here.

The sad reality right now is that we are still married, while the good is that things have improved 10times better than it has ever been but i've placed her where she belongs. The only thing stopping me from divorce is what people will say and my image. Do you know that honestly she hasn't learnt her lessons as she is still a problem to me, always nagging and i don't have peace in my own house.

Right now i'm on the process of divorce and i'm building resistance to whatever people will say.

I hate reading stuffs like this.

firstbornson:
Just saw a trend about a man telling us of the kind of gut his wife has.

I will be brief.

I've noticed countless times how marriage is bashed on this platform. If there are 10 topics about marriage, 8 will be a complain of what one spouse did to another.

What we don't understand is that we are being subconsciously socially engineered to hate, fear, and dread marriage. Too much bad news everywhere.

The kind of stories I read here, me self don dey fear marriage.

Yet, I'm from a complete family. My parents have being married for 26 years and they are still together. I'm not saying it's been blissful all through, but they are still a team, gist mates, yab mates, etc.

What I want us to do is simple:

Share a story of when your mom stood by your dad, when your wife stood by you or when your husband stood by you during a difficult time.

I won't be surprised if this doesn't make it the FP because people love reading bad news too much.

Smooth Marriages are Just so smooth.
There is no need sharing anything about them.
That's why we don't get to read about them so often.

What For??
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Women and their nonsense link-up sef..
Just see the dangerous combination..
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What would they now call themselves?
What would they even be discussing sef?

Ocholu:
No be hype boss. E too good.

Go back to it..
It's like you're still missing it.

Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

You sef na baadd manipulator..
Na who get that Nigerian Pvssy wey dey charge N10k per lash??

I for say..
I been dey search for Oga Alex..
Until he finally appeared in the last photos.

One Denial Too Many...
No sense..!!

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INEC had said it before,, and they will continue to say it again and again..
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“ELECTRONIC TRANSMISSION DOES NOT REQUIRE INTERNET.”
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You Guys Should Just Leave INEC Alone To Do Their Job.
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Habbaaaa..!!
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Mynd44

Lalasticlala,
Seun

BadRadio:
even a hooker will still slap your face if you don't approach her the right way. Believe it or not, sex workers deserves some measure of regard and respect.

If he really wanted to know her price, he would just drop a wad of N50k on the table and then say: “Let’s go and fụ́ck”
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No Much Talks.

Sunmolar:
Many factors to be considered.

1 if your site is swampy & it's difficult to reach a solid strata before pouring your concrete base foundation, how will filling the hollow blocks with weak concrete help the weight of the building on foundation?

2. If your sandcrete blocks in foundation is up to the strength of British Standard,why fill the the blocks thorough with weak concrete? While you can fill the last course of the foundation with broken blocks or stones to prevent your concrete from entering the holes while casting the concrete slab.

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All these questions you asked here were fully answered in the previous thread..
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https://www.nairaland.com/6735262/it-bad-practice-fill-holes
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Click on it and read it up.
Thanks.

emae009:
read the second paragraph of my comment

Ok.
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The reason I wrote that is because:
If you increase the depth of the foundation in order for it to carry its own load, it will also increase its own load that it is supposed to carry..
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Isn't it??

Juliusmomoh:
Me

Union Bank.


Add yours

All The Banks In Nigeria..

emae009:
While the weight of a 9" sandcrete blocks is more than its hollow brother, the strength isn't. What Engineers tend to solve most in construction is how to reduce the weight (excessive load) without compromising the strength and stability of the structure.

Sure you can use it, but you'll have to increase your foundation depth to carry it's extra load which overall increase the cost of the project

The Solid Blocks (as suggested in the original post) are for the Foundation ONLY.
The rest of the Super-structure would be done with Hollow-Blocks As Usual.

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IS IT A BAD PRACTICE TO FILL THE HOLES IN FOUNDATION BLOCK-WORKS WITH LATERITE?
https://www.nairaland.com/6735262/it-bad-practice-fill-holes

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Most of the responses to the thread suggested that the holes be filled with Lean Concrete.
Some even suggested that it should be left void and unfilled, so that seepage water can be trapped in the void and would not get into the foundation..
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But nobody suggested that the Hollow Blocks at the foundation should be replaced by “SOLID BLOCKS”
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I may not know it all here.
But I need to know more.
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Are there some disadvantages in using “Solid Blocks” (solid sandcrete blocks in particular) in the FOUNDATION OF BUILDINGS?
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NOTES:
1). The Solid Blocks are for the Foundation ONLY.
The rest of the Super-structure would be done with Hollow-Blocks As Usual.
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2). I am also aware of the numerous advantages of the hollow-blocks over the solid-blocks, which include: lighter dead-load on the structure, lighter-weight in handling, smaller volume of sandcrete required in its making, smaller volume of mortar required in binding with the next block, and so on..
But for the sake of being used as FOUNDATION BLOCKS, can these apparent advantages be overlooked??

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WHAT EVIDENCE SEF??
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A Covid-Card that anybody can easily obtain from anywhere, even without being vaccinated?
Or what else is the evidence they seek?
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Until the time they started verifying the vaccine with some devices that can detect the vaccine in the bloodstreams, or with some boby implants that cannot be removed from the body, then they can be talking about evidences, and I would fully understand.

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naturefellow:
Read this... http://ng.dailyadvent.com/others/2019/02/05/this-lady-rescued-an-endangered-sea-turtle-from-being-eaten-in-elegushi-beachvideo/

Wonderful..
Had anyone created thread about it on this Nairaland??
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(E be like sea-turtles sef too dey wander about well well)