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Shellsploit:
Xmas came too early for lalasticlacla

This comment of yours is a very wicked one oo

Gemid94:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/12/photos-of-the-three-wives-who-left-ooni-of-ife-and-the-years-they-got-married-2.html

Ooni is just like every other human.
Blood runs through his veins.
So, he is bound to make mistakes like every other human.
Bad things are supposed to happen to him too, just the way it happens to other humans too.

T0T0fucker:
good day all,

I really do need your mature opinions on this issue, I'm a young man in my early 30s. due to my personality am the kind of guy that flex alot. night life parties, clubbing and the rest.sometime last year I happened to be at the club, just like any other day..I took a girl home. (one night stand) we had sex and in the morning she left after I sorted her out.

She took my number though and from there we started chatting, due to how we clicked easily.. just like every other guy..I decided turn her to a friend with benefits...from friend with benefits....she started acting all up like a girlfriend. (coming to my house to pass the night and she can decide to leave whenever she wants) during this period, we had consexual sex raw because I was beginning to trust her a little.... that she wasn't really that bad.

Fast forward to the ending March this year, one issue led to another...and she stopped coming to my house...though we still talked sometimes on phone... later I got to know she got hooked with one rich yahoo boy.( which I didn't Care, because me na block on my own)

Next thing I saw on her whatsapp status was her traditional introduction rights, inviting her friends and well wishers, I congratulated her and moved on. after some time I saw her upload a pics of her baby bump.

Na wa o, na so it dey quick, fast forward to yesterday evening she just put to birth... which she also sent on her whatsapp status. retweeting her friends who congratulated her on her status.

Now, I haven't congratulated her yet, this has got me worried.. thinking.... "WHAT IF THIS CHILD IS MINE" I have every reason to believe it's mine.

1) calculating the month we broke up and had sex last to this December she gave birth is like few days pass 9 months.

2) the way she acted on the issue that made her stop coming to my place again... showed she already had this planned out (picked the yahoo boy over me because she knows am not going wife her...due to how we met )


3) the baby she uploaded is quite fair, and I also am fair in complexion. (her man is black)

With this I have every reason to believe that child might be mine.... but am really confused don't know what to do... have been thinking ever since yesterday night.

Can I fight this now or I should wait till the baby is grown?


Moving on when I know I have a child somewhere, my offsprings is not an option.. because I feel scammed already.

You're here thinking...
Instead of you to ask the girl the right questions, and then, be preparing for a DNA test.

EmekaStanley:
It's a great time to be alive as on this day, 22nd December 2021, I declare my intentions to contest for Nigeria's Presidency come 2023.

Nigerians have been plagued with bad leadership all these years but today, a new dawn beckons on us all. Time to choose between light and darkness, youthful vigor and tiredness of old age, fresh air and air filled with rot, . Nigerians can now choose between sincerity of purpose and the dark lane of status quo.

I am the right man to lead this nation to that land where security of lives and properties is paramount, that land of prosperity and that land of power among the comity of nations.

The ball is in our court at this time to take back our nation and rescue it from snakes and scorpions.

The biggest thing you could ever do as a Nigerian in ensuring that you and your generation unborn enjoys a nation where they can be safe, a nation where the opportunity to thrive is equal, is clamoring, supporting and voting me to become Nigeria's President come 2023.

You can't afford to give up now, heave a sigh of relief, for you are about to witness the rebirth of this nation.

Join me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThDd77hTM8I

Your beard no even allow me to see your lips.
Now, I can't even see your real facial expressions.
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That one apart.
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In as much as I would love a youth to come out and fight for an opportunity to become the president, I must warn you that the current political/electoral system is still hugely based on money, and is still tightly anchored on some existing political antecedents that makes it very difficult for a starter-politician (or a politician in an unpopular party) to gain any strong grounds.
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So, you better take your time to build yourself up the political ladder, or you join us in the fight to change the current political/electoral system in this country.
At-least, when the system becomes cleansed, all that it would cost anybody to become the president is for the person to know the true problems of the country, and have workable plans on how to solve these problems, and also have targeted plans on how to move the country forward.
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So please, save yourself all the rhetorics.
We've heard them countless times.
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Even if you have concrete plans to move Nigeria forward, the system (as it is at the moment) is not yet ready for your type of politician.

Batam:
Why are you so shallow minded.
Buhari as a military man must have done a lot of push up than this ya show off Soludo

“I get am before”, e no be property.

SenecaTheYonger:
He needs all that muscle to empty the treasury

Just the way he emptied the CBN Vaults.

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/12/nbm-of-africa-berates-bbc-over-libelous-misleading-documentary-says-group-has-no-link-with-/

Take the man and BBC to court and stop typing long grammar.

Global Debt??
So the earth is in such debts?
Who are we owing??
Jupiter?
Or the sun??
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How much sef is the “Solar System” as a whole is owing??

Efulefu:
Re-read again, I already said I only have half of the money with me right now becuase of

Ok.
If N1m+ is still with you, then that's cool.

DSoj:
Who said so? That's what Davido is saying, those small small endorsements are for dem Biggie people cos they are starters,. Why u come dey cry?

You called them Yeyebrities, going for Yeye Endorsements.
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And I am asking you now...
Are starter-celebrities the same thing as Yeyebrities??

[quote author= post=108710687]Good to see you guys know the kinda good man you've got as a President that you can even vouch for him.
Now, that is integrity at it's peak.
That is one of the things dad will be remembered for in this nation for many many years to come.


Let us give you more insight........


It is a always good and refreshing to see that we have a President who does not intervene in the rule of law.

From Corruption, down to politics, Our darling Daddy always allow the rule of law to take charge...

Memory lane........
Elections In Nigeria now,
There is no need to fear.
Why? Because the will of Nigerians will not be subverted. Never! A President once told us in this country that the coming polls would be do or die.
Not with President Buhari.
Fair is fair.
No foul play.
Under his watch, his political party, the All Progressives Congress (APC) has lost gubernatorial elections in Bayelsa(now twice), Oyo State, Edo State, Zamfara state and Anambra states.

At the last Council of States meeting, Gov Willie Obiano publicly registered his appreciation to President Buhari, for the level playing ground he made available during the election in his state. With do or die apostles, and a certain political party in power, such would never happen. Not with their garrison mentality. All states are territories that must be conquered, willy-nilly.

APC has won gubernatorial positions under Buhari in Kogi, Ondo and Edo states, (Now losing same Edo again) The victories were fair and square.
The party lost in Bayelsa (twice), Zamfara, Oyo, Anambra etc.
This President would never manipulate victory for anyone, not even his own party.
And you ask us not to trust him?
We will, and no mistake.


God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.



Lol
Just 3 mins ago sir!
All of us @[/b] love you too.....
Let's share the love around!
Stay blessed Chairman!

That is one of the things dad will be remembered for in this nation for many many years to come.

Let us read from the comment of one of the sane, honest and hardworking Nairalander we have below... [/quote]..
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[b]I am yet to understand why you quoted comments from other threads here..
#CaseClosed#
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This Too Shall Soon Pass.
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WE WILL DEFINITELY WIN THIS BATTLE AT THE RIGHT TIME.
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But for now, let our greedy politcal elites continue to have their day.
The time for transformation is already near.
When the transformation happens, the elites of our society would be the businessmen and the inventors in the society, and no more the rulers and the politicians.
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By then, politics would only be left for those how have the zeal and the mental capacity to put things right.

rajiedreez:
SOURCE: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10320853/Enraged-monkeys-kill-Indian-towns-entire-population-250-DOGS-throwing-heights.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xSZDV_e1WU

They just behaves like cultists...

SureBadBoy:
A lady who appears to have quite a hot temper was captured on camera angrily smashing her birthday cake during what is believed to be her birthday party.

In the viral video, the moment leading to her smashing the cake show her pressing her phone before punching the cake causing it to fall into the floor.

Surprised by her action, one of her guests is heard screaming while the others were literally jaw dropped as they looked at her and wonder why she became so upset.

The lady, who donned a tiara and a black dress was seated in the midst of guests as they partied in club with drinks all around their table but the event would take a new turn after she smashed her cake into the ground.

Watch the video,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq7Q1YwWorA

Silly women everywhere

SureBadBoy:
Nigerian lady has shared some tips with women on how they can figure out if a man is not financially buoyant.

According to her, if a woman wants to know whether a man is broke, she should go through her DM, lookout for the ones that are always saying; Tell me bout yourself.

She revealed that those guys are usually very broke which is why they have enough time to want to know everything about a woman.

The lady explained that men who have money do not have time for lengthy conversations like broke men.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_aVLrGzdCU

This one sef no even get peace of mind.
It's written all over her face.

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Same thing every year.
No Changes.
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Hopefully, Soludo will change all of it.
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Efulefu:
I bought my paper lamination machine in January 2021 for #27k by then.

Got a busy street nearby, where there is business center and NIMC / NIN registration center.

I laminate Nin Slip for N60, other papers for N120.

For 11 months: lets do the maths:
I usually laminate 70-100 Nin slip per day, for the hope of smooth calculation, let it be 80.
Other papers, lets it be 20.

60x80x30x11 = 1,584,000 (N1.584M)
20x120x30x11 = 792,000 (N0.8M)
Total = 2376000 (N2.376M)

That's agood amount...
Guys,ladies don't be lazy please, embrace the corn-tree (9ja), there is alot to get with tiny businesses like this,it will only cost you time.

Note: [b]extract sundays, sickness days and other necessary leaves from the 11months and from the total amount. cold, rainy or hot weather is not in my calculation, I use to be patient and work from 6am to 10pm no matter the weather, only if there's no people (may be due to rain), Family matters are not honored by me within this time, to invite me to somewhere, na you waste your time, the N50 is better to me than your wedding or so and so....[/b]

Remember, at first I only had N30k, 27 out to buy the machine, 3 to buy laminating film.

I only have half of the money with me right now becuase of:

*Feeding
*When I got my first 100k, I bought new SUMEC FIRMAN GENERATOR
*My mom and Dad exfences
*Bought a new bike for N380k
*Bought a plot of land to build a small shop (computer center)
*Buying of laminating film, which is currently 3.6K after each 4-5 days
*Bought Infinix Hot 10 for 56k
*And many other things.

Things that helped me More:
*Patience
*Perseverance
*Prayer for success
*Selfishness
*Not having a boyfriend to distract me.

I will use my remaining 1M to buy computer, printer, photocopier and other computer center business tools.

Help other youths.

Thank “TERRORIST” Pantami for this success story.
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Meanwhile, have you been saving 100% of it??
You have not been eating?
No expenses?
You didn't even flex?
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You just calculated your gross inflow.
But we need to know what amount you had been saving

DSoj:
But na true na. Biggie people will be signing yeye endorsements and be feeling like yeyebrities

So, a starter cannot start from the starting point again??
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You people are so hypocritical

WiszyFraud:
No matter how dem put am..... Na still arrest !



Dem suppose carry their love and engagement drama go outside the camp premises, or even do am privately.

No be everything be social media

I just dey imagine how the guy would be feeling at that very moment when he (as a civilian) was banging the military lady very hard from the behind, and spanking her begging butts.

kenzysmith:
....mphimrimiri...

You say what??

ExAngel007:
Twitter user is asking how people would handle this after a lady opened up to her man that sh is into girls but still doesn't want to lose him.

What should the man do?

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/12/twitter-user-seeks-advice-after-lady-opened-up-to-her-man-that-she-is-a-lesbian-but-doesnt-want-to-lose-him.html

If Jennifer is also like the babe, then they should form a triangle.
To him, he has two babes (unserious babes though, just for the knacks)
But to them, they are just being Bi.

paulolee:
he gat black blood in his veins...Africans are born fighters

Yes..
Because his life depends on the “Fight”.

Fasindo:




Nice one from Mr
Dangote.

He should also extend the same gesture to other schools, especially sourthen tertially institutions.

This is just one out of the numerous letters which the company sent out.
Thus, I believe he did.

ArewaNorth:
Dangote oil Refinery absorbs 3 consecutive set of ATBU Engineering Graduates

Dangote has directed the absorption of Electrical/Electronic, Mechanical, and Chemical Engineering Graduates from ATBU, Bauchi who graduated between 2019-2021.
Dangote who is the Chancellor of KUST Wudil, Kano has promised to do the same to the University since 2016 while Engineering Graduates from ABU and other universities have been benefitting from such recruitments. This is in line with his commitment to recruit Young Engineers across the the Nation into his multibillion dollar oil refinery.

From the content of the Letter, your topic is so misleading.
ATBU happened to be one of the numerous Universities he wrote to.
But you made the topic to appear as if he beamed his searchlight only on ATBU, and thus neglecting the whole lots of other Nigerian Universities.

DjBigMoni:
Thank God for safe delivery, even though it was CS everything went successful.

So my mum came around for Omugwo first and ever since my wife had been having issues with her. it got to the extent my wife pulled a knife on my mum and I, she even fought my mum before she left.

So her mum now came around for Omugwo also and I have not been giving her face even despite she has apologised with my wife also and even her Dad. But I'm still finding it difficult to forgive her don't know why.

It's your wife that is the problem.
Not her mother.

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MORAL LESSONS..
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Whenever you have anything with any police officer, please try as much as possible to get the Name On the Name-Tag, and the Number on the Number-tag...

greatdreamer:
The story is untrue.
1. Police asked for 200 million naira bail for doing nothing

2. You transferred 20 million naira worth of bitcoin to Austin. How many millions of naira worth of bitcoin do you have?

That means, Austin dey do Bitcoins too?

SadiqBabaSani:
I hope this criminal thieves called Police are fished out,


Police is jst so corrupt

One police officer was fully identified.. (Name and Tag Number.)
At least, with that, and the way this story has gone viral,, at least that identified officer is in trouble.

Aufbauh:
Igbos should just forget politics cus they are not good at it, and concentrate in business.

Politics is a game of interest and not of emotion. It requires consultations & horse trading, and not confrontations & discrimination.

Political calculation is not sitting in the shop punching calculator but sitting with people discussing terms.

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ALL THESE THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE VERY SOON.!!

motymop:
I belive you were trained well by your own parents

Take a look at all the topic you have created on nairaland, now how did you turn out after all the tough training

Almost half of your topic are about SEX.

You want to teach another man how to train his own children when you are a disaster.

You just brutalised this guy with this comment of yours..
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JackDaAlienz come and see oo

JackDaAlienz:
I went to my uncles home for christmas holiday and what i experienced there was dissapointing

How can a GROWN MAN not control and enforce home traning on his 4 little kids.
He always leave everything for the wife, who is overwhelmed and is not doing a good job either.

The worst part is that he will allow these kids to be awake watching tv till 12 am midnight while he will be playing video games.
If the kid misbehave, i correct them, they start crying loud and this man will always come out and defend them.
He cant command his kids to go to bed, he always beg them.
A grown man begging his kids to go to bed..
Wtfffff
And if you see how big this my incle is you will think he is ufc fighter but at home his children are the boss.

He always talks like he is smart but i feel PITY for him when these Children grow up to be mannerless cult boys, he will be scratching his head asking what did he do wrong.

Some men are not fit to be fathers
some of them are still Baby Adults that cant train their kids.

Have you been with naive kids before??
Over-strict parents give rise to naive kids