₦airaland Forum

CyynthiaKiss:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/03/25/self-determination-yoruba-groups-set-june-12-referendum-date

According to the Nigerian Constitution, Na INEC go still conduct the referendum for una

Anneka101:
Jerry all the way!


But I guess Jerry is a trouble maker but due to his size alot of us mistook Tom for s bully. But all the way, Jerry is smarter and wiser than Tom.

I'm watching the new Tom and Jerry 2021.

Is the movie out??

IamBroke:
She's not after my money

Which money again is “your money”?
You're supposed to be broke.
You're not supposed to have money.

seunny4lif:
Stage 1. Money 2: Think abt Money 3. Go back to 1 4. Money 5. Even when you are boring as hell, get rich and u will be fun 6. Go back to 1 and thank me later
Modified: Since 2016 and this topic just got to FP

With this, I think there is still hope for all my threads..

chatinent:
Imagine yourself in this dilemma:

You kind of found yourself in an unpropitious situation. You traveled down to a certain place for sth personal only to stumble upon a lady who seemed cultured at first sight. She initiated a conversation, and also suggested you keep in touch on WhatsApp. You were waiting for your client.


At first, her benignancy made you feel she meant no harm -- there's no harm interacting with a nice person, you felt...even though you sensed a touch of pride and authority the way she spoke. She also walked with a bounce kind of.

Of late, the clock has refused to hit twelve. She has become your hunting shadow. You clearly told her you weren't single, neither were you interested in an affair nor can you offer anything more than a friend.

She wanted more. She proposed an alter ego, which you declined due to some craze she was already exhibiting. She's a rich spoilt brat.

She also suggested you lied to “whomever you are dating” she was your old-time bestie, which you also declined upfront.


You have tried almost everything polite without mincing words. There's no miscibility between you both. You have called her and spoken to her in camera, feigned anger, avoided her..but all your efforts seem to be to no avail.


How do you show this sort of person the nearest exit without being rude?

Oga...
..
See, Get Rude And Damn The Consequences..
..
What Consequences sef?
From someone that meant nothing to you?

Barrywilly:
It was wrong for the lawyer to be interrupting the magistrate while delivering his ruling. The best option is to appeal the ruling on the basis of his perceived wrongs. He deserved what he got even though it was wrong for the magistrate to take law into his own hand. You cannot be an accuser and the judge at the same time.

The Judge said that he said said something which he didn't say.
What type of devil/Satan is that??

Bornsinner7:
Na wetin make me fail waec.. any question wey just dey lengthy a bit I dey skip am..

Anyway, I agree with her.. I know a guy that plays football professionally like he has played in Europe, Saudi Arabia and still playing at a club somewhere.. I have seen some of his post with big names training together and this guy own big big properties here in Nigeria.. I still wonder what kinda of brother he is when I see his younger brother on the street...

But one thing I'd suggest is when you make money.. instead of handing them cash to lavish or waiting for them to tell you about their business idea.. I'd rather you open businesses and make them managers, supervisors etc just engage them

The business will fail within three months, and he will still blame you for opening a business for him without knowing the type of business that best suits him.

Amb1045:
So painful they killed that young man. DJ naked wire. a guy with heart of gold, who has help a lot of young guys through his work. una no go get peace till death. watch the confession carefully you will understand this is not cultist related killing rather young yahoo plus guys. They invited him to the shrine, one of their friend brought him there from their talk. Egede man way done kill akpaman before no dee follow akpaman do friend. The confession is a cook up story to cover the real case. This is blood money case or pure jealousy of his DJ BUSINESS. Police should dig deep to find the incident.

It's like you know too much??

NEWSREPORT:
Gov Willie Obiano on the 17th March 2021 took the entire executive of Ohaneze Ndi on a tour of the ongoing Anambra international airport project in Anambra state

ESIA/ESMP as well as RAP/ARAP were not conducted on the project (as massive as it is(

E don pass...
Since you can't establish your evidence at the Tribunal without reasonable doubts, then forget it.!!

OjukuwuHusband:
yeah i know right, incompetency of leadership in the south east is endemic...quoted imaginary values as usual just like ipob apes usually do.

South East??
Only South East??
..

Lalasticlala,,
Seun

Na Waa Ooh

OjukuwuHusband:
It can actually be done with simple mapping and AI.

But they didn't do the Mapping and AI..
(I can authoritatively tell you that one, and you can confirm by yourself).
They just quoted imaginary values as usual.

Another Baseless Quoting of Numbers...
How did they get to know that there are 2300 Gully Erosion Sites in the South East??
Where is the Data-Source??
Where is the Database?

Monogamy,, please help.
I just asked another unnecessary question here again.

Recent figures released by the National Bureau of Statistics reveal that Nigeria now has an all-time high unemployment rate of 33.2%, up from 8.4% in 2015.
--- Atiku Abubakar






The National Bureau of Statistics had earlier tweeted:
NBS has published the Q4 2020 Unemployment/Underemployment report. You can download the report on the NBS website @
https://www.nigerianstat.gov.ng/download/1238

What's the meaning of this video??

smart1204:
Hi everyone, I'm a 20 year old male student in college of medicine UNN, enugu campus. This is
my problem.

I get aroused by close body contact with ladies. example:

Sitting beside a lady around my age or so makes me get an erection. Even though I have MOSTLY but not totally conquered this by fighting it in my mind.

The remaining ones I've sincerely tried and not being able to overcome are:

1. when I give a female friend front hug without any ulterior motive in mind, I start to get an erection (This has happened severally and made me stop hugging ladies).

2. when standing in a crowded place like 2 submit a script or enter a class. If ladies buttocks are pressed against groin and/or their breasts on my body, I start to get an embarrassing erection even though I actually hate it and have nothing in mind. This happens to the point I have to place my hand to cover it or prevent it.

Pls, I'm a technical virgin and have made up my mind to remain celibate till marriage. I try my best not to lust after women or sexual objectify them.

PLEASE HELP ME DEAR FRIENDS.

Continue living in denial..
“Technical” Virgin indeed..
Why not Psychological Virgin??

Monogamy:
You are not going anywhere.

Let me also serve you your own coin

Oya Naa,, Continue..
..
When you're through, you can start going.
Bye.!!

Foolishbuhari:
That one na very bastard re.tar.d no dey follow am knack teeth. Heluines your new disguise/moniker could not even mask your foolishness.

I thought as much..
Na Helinues Be That??


The Zombie-General of Nairaland

Monogamy:
Unconsciously you are aware of what I am talking about but you are denying it consciously.

Anyways, we get plenty bluntcrazemen in Nigeria that can ask dump and irritating question like you

Now Get Lost.!!
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I Am Done With You.

Monogamy:
Same way you only operate less than 2 weeks in a month on NL cos the rest 2 weeks na banning....

You are not the only blunt person in Nigeria/NL, you are not the only one who can ask irritating questions.

If you can't stand the kitchen heat, get out from there

But mista-man,, you dey crase well well.
So, since 6 years ago, you didn't even spend up to a month on Nairaland, and you are talking.
Them don ban you well well on Nairaland be that too.
In Fact, your bans sef dey last 6-months..

Monogamy:
Same way you only operate less than 2 weeks in a month on NL cos the rest 2 weeks na banning....

You are not the only blunt person in Nigeria/NL, you are not the only one who can ask irritating questions.

If you can't stand the kitchen heat, get out from there

Now you're talking trash..
..
I can't even relate with any single thing you wrote up there.
..
You expect me to come and live on Nairaland, so that the “Time I Spent Online” will increase??
To what gains??
..
Bye..
Have a nice day

NwaNimo1:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/03/14/you-didnt-become-governor-because-of-smartness-osinbajo-tells-hope-uzodinma/

Who Suppose Dey Count Votes In Nigeria??
Supreme-Court?
Or INEC??

Monogamy:
Exactly... Not only asking unnecessary questions, you are also aggressive when someone put same unnecessary questions to you.

And I still maintain that Thunder go soon fire your fingers

Monogamy:
Cos you always ask unnecessary questions

But Last Last, na Thunder Go Fire That Your Fingers Wey You Use Type This Nonsense.

But the thing pain me well well shaa..
Is it a bad thing to tell them the blunt truth??
...

INEC Handle Tweeted:
“....Day-3:
ICCC Manager, INEC, Taiwo Makanjuola @taimakson, speaking on "Role of INEC Citizens Contact Centre & Voter Education" at the ongoing INEC/IFES Voter Education Manual Review/ Validation & Training of Trainers Workshop for VEP Staff in Lokoja, Kogi State.
@IFES1987
@USAID....”


And in my humble reply, I commented:
“...Sack that ICCC manager..
He is a total dunce.
INEC Contact Center doesn't reply to comments on social media, they don't reply to Private Messages.
Currently, INEC doesn't have a functional email address.
Even sef, the nonsense iccc@inec.gov.ng email is a total nonsense...”

Na So them carry block give me make I chop.


Anyway shaa, na to open another Twitter account and follow them Bumper-To-Bumper..
Them never see me finish yet.

usman3688:
Hello e

Oga,, What Was That?? What did you want to type?

Omihanifa:
It's not about building airport, it's about how viable the airport is.

Delta state spent close to 70 billion to build an airport. At the end of the day it was concessioned away for less than 5billion naira in a 30 year deal

NA WAA OOO