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Airforce1:
So I was called by my baby mama telling me she needed a new phone ..
So I got her Tecno POVA and trust me it costs a lot .

Anything for my baby mama


See photos below

Is there anything serious that is preventing you from Wifing her and making her yours formally?

vinehedge:
Hello Nlanders, so I have been in a relationship with this young lady for about 20 months now. We started dating when she was in her final year 2019 and will be going for NYSC service year this coming May, 2021.

Now the question is after paying my dues, I mean gave gifts(both monetary and material) and do surprises. The problem now is she is asking me how much monthly compulsory stipends I will be paying her during NYSC.

NLanders, Please I need advice...This is my first relationship and I don't know if this is right.

She is personally inviting the end of the relationship by herself

uc4uandc:
NEVER DATE AT WORK PLACE
(A personal experience)

It was early August of 2020 when I got an invitation text to come for an interview in newly established entertainment industry here in the East.

We numbered over 300 who came for the interview and after much screening, 62 staff were selected.

The daily training was intense and interesting too because of the Manager we had, he was so detailed and funny also.

Amongst trainees were beautiful ladies of all shapes and sizes and intelligence.
The first day I saw my girlfriend, I didn't feel anything, she's very young and beautiful and opposing too (one of my likes about women). I realize she's a little opinionated, hence she got my attention.

We were all given appointment letter to our various positions. Mine was what I applied for but my gf didn't get hers, she was rather given something else. She came to me to complain since we are now friends and I told her that maybe the reason why she wasn't given the position she wanted was because she's short (Sarcastically, but I meant it)

She got angry and opposed me (I have a thing for women who oppose actions, especially when they have reasons). I apologized and we got along....... Boom we started dating.

#FASTFOWARD#
The next month, I got promoted to one of the managers, everyone was happy for me.
I have been a senior staff for like 8 months now and I must tell you that it has been a terrible experience.

My girlfriend is choking the hell out of me at work. She's very lukewarm in terms of carrying out her duties, when I confront her to do her work, she will tell me that I'm being too harsh on her. How can you litter your department like this and go home? she will tell me she's tired, I will have to assign someone else to do it, but it's her duty.

This keeps happening all the time, if I shout at her at work (when she gets on my nerves) she won't talk to me again for weeks and she won't greet me at work. If I ask her questions about sales, she won't reply me.

The most recent one was her and her colleagues misbehaving and I queried them, others replied my query, but she didn't. I wanted to let go, but one of the senior staff asked about her own reply to the query. I was forced to surcharge her N5,000 since she didn't reply, that means she's guilty.
After I served her the letter, she got angry and said "all the managers in this company are stupid" she said this to my face. Something she can't say to other managers.

Mehn! I was so furious and I was walking away when she threw her book at me, in front of other junior staff. OMG!...... I just walked away.
She's still keeping malice (her specialty) with me. I am not happy with her either.

I keep avoiding her so as not to get into more of what we are. But the work is suffering because of her dereliction.
Currently, I don't know how to tell her I don't want to be with her again, but I love her.

My advice
Never date at your place of work especially when you are bossing over her!

The only advice you need is:


Cut every personal ties with her.
Both of you cannot cope with whatever situation you both have found yourselves in.
It's just beyond your controls.

DSC7:
Deep inside i have moved on..... Just don't know how to discard her with out hurting her psychologically....

So, the bf successfully discarded her.
And you are here doing what??
Like, remind me again what you said you are to her...

saphiere:
There is a thread where a man went to proposed to a physically challenged woman because she was gifted 14m.

Gigolo everywhere.

Your “hatred” for the male gender is actually created in Jupiter.
The hatred is too strong.

All she has got to offer are certificates.
...
Now that she's on the job, let's see what she really got inside her.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Which one will you choose in these two pictures?

Now the dirty pic is what you will see when you google Ngwa road instead of the second.

We are just tryna change some pics

If you really want to change all those bad “pics” on the internet, (or some of them at least), then you have to put all those old and new pics side-by-side.
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If you get the old pictures from the internet, you take yourself back to the exact same spots from where the old pictures were captured, and then you take the new pictures. And most importantly, make sure that some of the features inside the old pictures are present inside the new pictures - so as to avoid unnecessary doubts and arguments.

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

You Replied What
Chaaiii.!!

Explorers:
Yea.

Why were they pushing the helicopter??
I mean, that's not Nigeria for goodness's sake.!!

Psoul:
I saw this Interview Questions on Glassdoor and I just felt it might be very useful to some of us given that most companies especially in Nigeria like copying these big tech guys. We all know that Apple is one of the biggest Tech companies in the World and to get a job there wouldn’t be so easy.

Glassdoor decided to make this easy by providing some questions Apple Inc uses to select their employees – I would be revealing 3 questions here that I feel are more brain tasking and require more brain knowledge. Is your brain equipped to answer these Apple’s Job Interview Questions? If Yes? Let’s do this smiley

1. How many children are born every day?

2. If you have 2 eggs, and you want to figure out what’s the highest floor from which you can drop the egg without breaking it, how would you do it? What’s the optimal solution?

3.You have 100 coins laying flat on a table, each with a head side and a tail side. 10 of them are heads up, 90 are tails up. You can’t feel, see or in any other way find out which side is up. Split the coins into two piles such that there are the same number of heads in each pile.”

4. There are three boxes, one contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled such that no label identifies the actual contents of the box it labels. Opening just one box, and without looking in the box, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?

So who can answer any?

My Own Attempt At The Answers..

1. Zero. (Babies are born, not Children)

2. On the Ground is the only known and the highest floor whatsoever. (I mean, highest floor of what exactly??)

3. I would divide the coins into 50-50. Each pile contains 50 heads and 50 tails. (The question didn't specify that the heads in each of the piles must be up)

4. *....gimme some minutes to think...*

Psoul:
Whose hand was romancing her laps as she takes the 2nd picture?

Where the hand dey?
I no see any hand oo

Explorers:
A California mother suspected of murdering her three kids has confessed to killing them, saying she drowned them 'as softly as she could'.

Liliana Carrillo, 30, stated that she drowned her kids Joanna(3), Terry,(2) and Sierra,(6months), claiming she wanted to protect them from their father, who she believes is a human trafficker and would have 'abused them'.

'I drowned them.

I did it as softly, I don’t know how to explain it .I didn´t want them to be further abused,' said Carrillo, who was interviewed at the Lerdo Pre-Trial Facility in Kern County.

'I promised them when they were born that I was going to protect them.

I hugged them and I kissed them and I was apologizing the whole time,' she said. 'I loved my kids.'

'I wish my kids were alive, I wish that I didn´t have to do that?.

But I prefer them not being tortured and abused on a regular basis for for the rest of their lives.'




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9477791/California-woman-says-drowned-children-protect-them.html?ito=social-facebook
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Was she going to leave them??
I mean, Why won't she be there to protect the kids if her claims about their father were true??

I think this Lovethaa is a writer.
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Check out his topics.
All are carefully crafted stories, with himself right there inside the story.
Not even someone else, but himself.

gfon:
lol, 'bluntcrazeman'?? Funny monicker you got

Thanks

gfon:
Swears man,really liked my best female friend to the point of considering marriage(didn't let her know though).Omo i weak wen i knew she had an abortion,can't marry her again, though we still fvck once in a while sha.

You will soon get her pregnant

Lovethaa:
Have been friends with a babe at my workplace and from her frequent visit to my office plus the way she calls me to check on me . you could easily tell that she likes me .

One thing led to another and we ended up kissing , after the kiss I told her to tell me about her past relationships plus her sexual life .

She opened up to me that she was introduced to sex at 8years old by one neighbor uncle ,
she told me how the uncle take her to his room and ask her to play with his Prick and sometimes would make her suck it ,she claim she couldn't tell her mom because she will beat her mercilessly

She said she officially started having sex at 10 ,she disclosed that she had done 4 abortions so far although the abortions were for the same guy . mind you she is just 24 years old

She claimed she's telling me all this because she loves me and wants to be honest with me .

But hearing all that I was weak.. this babe is from a wealthy family , she travels to yankee like someone going to a neighboring state plus she is an MSC Holder , unknown to her I have decided that I would marry her because she's educated and wealthy family is like a bonus but now she actually disgust me and I wish she didn't tell me all that ..

Ladies are doing shit behind forget all that pretty gentle face.. if I was to judge with the face I could have bet with my life that this babe was a virgin or atleast not that experienced in sex ...


and pls ladies if you have such dirty past ,I think u should keep it to yourself...



I'm just lost for words , wish I could unhear everything

SEE YOUR LIFE..!!

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She kept her past to herself, and you went and asked for it.
Now you have gotten it, you are now issuing advices up-and-down.

sapphiere:
I like funny guys but he MUST be super intelligent.

His funniness MUST not be fake. It should be something he was born with.


He MUST also understand that the FUTURE is FEMALE

For this last line, Thunder Must Faaya You.!!

adenigga:
https://m.guardian.ng/Nigerias-external-debt-grows-by-411%-in-8-years-ActionAid

Please Blame Jonathan

Jeon:
just say nah you!

You Sef..
You're a big spoiler..

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

So, why not get yourself another Bed??

sarrki:
Major reason I backed out

The insecurity is too much

I am not like those children of hate that hates without reason

There region still remains the worse yet they never see anything wrong in it

Sharrrapp and Gerroouuwttt.!!
In Fact, Get Lost..
No One Had Ever Hated Buhari Without A Reason Behind It.
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Welcome To The Group Of Wailing Wailers.!!

Those Years Ago.

dre11:
Aisha Buhari: Why I Chose To Be Treated At A Nigerian Private Clinic Instead Of Going To London.....



https://dailytrust.com/aisha-buhari-why-i-chose-to-be-treated-at-a-nigerian-private-clinic-instead-of-going-to-london

Did she say anything about her husband inside the book?

A piece of advice:
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In whatever you do in this world, avoid troublemakers.
They would deliberately put you in a tight corner, and still blame you and make it your fault that you were trying very hard to figure out a solution for yourself.

Woowww

Matheusmartin:
On this nairaland's religion section, we have far more anti atheistic, anti Islamic threads than anything else...

Yet, na una dey cry pass....

Anti Atheistic??
I no believe am...
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But if you think it is true (that is, for atheists), then they should have their own creed-protected section too.

lilvicky68:
What is now your problem

You be real wahalla

NwaAmaikpe is a Very Big Blessing to Nairaland