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optional1:
yes oh na tortoise car we dy use for here...


You enter all keep lie for Africa as a nation lol....

at least make I form small nah

optional1:
I haven't seen anyone self not to talk of seeing the most beautiful....

bia are you living in the past even me sef have entered them all

Na wa oooooooooooo, them never even do white wedding nah only traditional dem do. Now tell me why I no go make am

If we tell all this girls that they should not follow cultist now they will say you are MAD, but. They will say you gat no swag but now her eyes have open

Since he is not yet back let's search for him here on nairaland

themosthigh:
So sad.....so upon all the nonsense prayer wey them give to jehovah lord el shadai, he still decided to crash their planes just like he allowed his son be slaughtered and crucified by the romans, allowed jephtah sacrifice his daughter, allow John the Baptist be behaeded as a birthday gift and allow Africans be enslaved by the whites.
I think jehovah is the devil and the devill is the true lord and saviour.

keep quite you don't no nothing, ask for forgiveness and don't let your words be used against you. Who are you to question GOD or don't you read what the fault came from? Or is it GOD that caused it

JAMB CBT Registration Form and Guide 2017/18 is Out Online – jamb.org.ng; The CSN team wishes to inform the general public that applications are currently invited from suitably qualified candidates, applying for admission into Nigeria Tertiary Institutions, which includes ( Federal and State Universities, Federal and State Polytechnics, College of education, etc) through the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) for the 2017/18 academic session. JAMB Registration Period All interested candidates should take note that the Jamb CBT registration starts on the 20th of December, 2016, and it is billed to end on the 9th of February, 2017. Must Read: Top 13 Things to Do Before Preparing for JAMB – 2017 While the website for registration closes on Friday, the 9th of February, 2017. You Can’t Miss This: 11 Good Reasons Why Students Fail JAMB JAMB Requirements for Online Registration – 2017 All candidates who wishes to register for the forthcoming JAMB CBT examination should take note that the general entry requirements, which is approved for admission into the following listed below; READ ALSO: JAMB Subject Combination for Online Registration First Degree, National Diploma (ND), National Innovation Diploma (NID), Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) programmes, In Universities, including other Degree-Awarding Institutions, Monotechnics, Polytechnics, Innovation Enterprise Institutes, Colleges of Education. Take note that all these information are now available in the Brochure which accompanies registration materials. All JAMB CBT registration 2017 candidates should note that a matriculated student in any university is not eligible and qualified to sit for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination ( UTME) except those who are transferring from foreign Universities ( Universities outside Nigeria). JAMB Guidelines for Direct Entry Application (DE) Candidates All applicants, who are using the Direct Application (DE) should note that one of the following qualifications which is listed below may be considered for admission by Direct Entry: INTERESTING: See New Closing Date for JAMB Online Registration 2017 1. All Applicants must have a minimum of five (5) subjects passed at not more than two sittings with at least two at the Principal or Advanced level of the G.C.E. and the others, at credit level of the SSCE/GCE, NTC/NBC.Please be aware that no subject shall be counted at both Ordinary and Advanced levels. 2. Importantly, two (2) passes are required at the IJMB Advanced Level Examination or Cambridge moderated Schools of Basic Studies Terminal Examination or Institute of Baccalaureate from recognised institutions with SSCE/GCE, NTS/NBC credits equivalent in three other subjects (SUBJECT TO UNIVERSITY REQUIREMENTS). 3. The jamb board made it necessary that all applicants are required to have passes in two major subjects in the NCE with S.S.C.E, NTC/ NBC credits or equivalents in THREE other subjects (This is mainly for Education Courses). Education may be accepted as a third A’Level subject for all applicants who are taking courses in Education. 4. It is very important for all applicants/ candidates to note that they will be required to provide their registration number, which they used in gaining admission into their NCE, Diploma etc. JAMB UTME Examination Date and Venue – 2017 1. The JAMB CBT examination has been scheduled to commence on the 20th December to 9th Febuary, 2016. 2. While the venue of the CBT centre depends solely on each candidate’s choice. The venue of the examination will be at the candidates’ chosen town, which the candidate filled in, during their on-line registration. JAMB UTME Registration Fees – 2017 The Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) management has disclosed that the JAMB Registration fee for the 2017 is ( ₦6000), I.e. Scratch Card cost (₦5000) and Online Registration (₦1,000). RELATED: Top 100 Most Used Synonyms in JAMB CBT Exams All interested persons, Applicants and candidates are also required to pay the sum of Five Hundred Naira (₦500.00) only to obtain the textbook, titled “ The Last Days at Forcados High School.” The only criteria in which candidates will be issued this “book” at the point of registration, is ONLY if they showed an evidence of payment. The UTME Board has also made it public, that they have concluded an arrangement to provide this book to avoid the challenge of availability and piracy as experienced in the last jamb registration, where candidates purchased the book for a higher price. The Board also announced through her Public Relations Officer that they will be sustaining the last year’s regulated registration format where only the Jamb Computer Based Test (CBT) centres, state offices nationwide were authorised to register candidates. Other registration centres are fake and candidates should avoid such centres. The reason why the board are sustaining last year’s registration format of using ONLY the CBT registration centres, state offices, is avoid a situation where candidates are being exploited, prevent incidence of impersonation and other acts of malpractice by dubious persons. So far, this has produced positive results, as there are fewer claim of exploitation from candidates. While the Registration forms and cards are now available in the following Banks and NIPOST Nationwide. 1. Zenith Bank Plc 2. Skye Bank Plc 3. First Bank Registration Documents When buying the JAMB e-registration scratch cards and registration forms, please take note that the following documents which are listed below shall be made available for collection by every candidate. That is to say, while registering, if you are not provided with the below documents, kindly ask the registrar to provide you with them, because it’s your right as a candidate to have these documents. Check Out This: JAMB 2017 – How to Answer JAMB Use of English Questions 1. The complete Syllabus for the examination, which will be given to you in soft copy. 2. The procedures on admission (comes in a Brochure format) in soft copy, which displays the list of Tertiary Institutions and available programmes of study. READ ALSO: JAMB Syllabus: Download JAMB Syllabus 2016 – 2019 Here Another important details about the above mentioned documents, is that they come at NO EXTRA cost to the candidates, and the writing materials and calculator will also be made freely available to candidates on the day of the examination. JAMB CBT Registration Centres Following the directives of the Board’s regulated registration exercise, only the accredited Computer Based Test Centres will be allowed to register candidates for the exercise, to avoid exploitation of interested registrants. Important Information You Need To Know Before & After JAMB Registration – 2017 This is the important information all candidates are required to know about the CBT registration fee, and that is, once you’ve paid, the money is non- refundable. So we advise you to please, before going for registration, you should know what you want to do. 1. Registration for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) is done on- line (through the internet) and the board has made it clear, that all interested applicants are to register by themselves. All required information must be provided before they can be successfully registered. 2. All interested applicants are advised to read and understand the instructions and guidelines (tips) on how to complete the on- line registration before visiting any CBT centre, you can know more about the jamb registration requirements here. 3. All candidates should study the guidelines on admission before registration, this will give you, a deeper insight on how the admission works. 4. Candidates who damage or lose their scratch cards before registration will have to purchase another scratch card, because ONLY through their scratch card, will a candidate have his/ her own identity on the jamb portal. 5. Multiple registration are not allowed. All applying candidates who register more than once will have their entire results cancelled (please, avoid multiply entries while registering for the cbt exercise). 6. All applying candidates should note that their uploaded image or photograph will be embossed on their JAMB result slips and Original Jamb Admission Letters. 7. All interested candidates should note that they can easily access the Board’s website on www.jamb.org.ng for registration using the registration scratch card.Please take note that Registration for the CBT examination can be done on the website at anytime within the specified registration period through any of the accredited and authorised CBT centres. 8. All candidates are to take note that irrespective of their choice of course of study or method of testing, they will also be tested on a general book. The name of the general book is; “The Last Days at Forcados High School.” by A. H. Mohammed. All interested applicants should be informed that there might be no extension of the date of registration #copied

I used to cringe and get angry whenever I heard or read aboutI used to cringe and get angry whenever I heard or read about how materialistic Nigerian ladies are, and how all they want is money. But I stopped as I grew older and started dating. Not because my brain matured into accepting such bullshit, but because I began to see things that justified the statement. - I saw my friend dump a boyfriend who was treating her so well just because he couldn't sponsor her birthday party. - A cousin of mine filled my ears with nonsense talks about how her boyfriend could not afford to buy her designers. Of course, she eventually dumped him for his 'poverty'. - I saw girls go into relationships just to financially drain the unlucky guys... by the way, this is prostitution. Although I had seen so many things already, I still didn't want to believe the stereotype till a friend of mine broke up an engagement because the young man who only just started working three months before, refused to take a loan of two million naira to sponsor a wedding of her taste.... which she thought was a taboo for her to contribute a penny to. ***** I couldn't get used to seeing girls from much poorer homes than I was spending like I wouldn't dare. These are girls who don't work, and whose parents can hardly pay their rents. These expenses were always courtesy of the men they dated.. I still find it strange, I don't know how they do it. How do these girls confidently walk up to a man who isn't their father to demand for things their fathers can't afford to offer them? Girls, how do you lot do it? Listen girls, these men are NOT responsible for you. If you want anything, work hard for those things. Stop depending on these men. Always remember that you cannot get everything you want, but you've got to learn to be happy and content with what you can offer yourself while you work harder for more. Financial independence is a non-negotiable prerequisite for gender equality. Demanding equality from a man who takes full responsibility of all your expenses because you have conditioned him to such is like eating your cake and still trying to have it. That's demonic. The fight against gender inequality will remain hampered as long as the average Nigerian woman remains comfortable with being financially dependent on a man, and as long as she thinks it is her right to be catered for by a man..... because he who pays the piper, dictates the tune.. But I stopped as I grew older and started dating. Not because my brain matured into accepting such bullshit, but because I began to see things that justified the statement. - I saw my friend dump a boyfriend who was treating her so well just because he couldn't sponsor her birthday party. - A cousin of mine filled my ears with nonsense talks about how her boyfriend could not afford to buy her designers. Of course, she eventually dumped him for his 'poverty'. - I saw girls go into relationships just to financially drain the unlucky guys... by the way, this is prostitution. Although I had seen so many things already, I still didn't want to believe the stereotype till a friend of mine broke up an engagement because the young man who only just started working three months before, refused to take a loan of two million naira to sponsor a wedding of her taste.... which she thought was a taboo for her to contribute a penny to. ***** I couldn't get used to seeing girls from much poorer homes than I was spending like I wouldn't dare. These are girls who don't work, and whose parents can hardly pay their rents. These expenses were always courtesy of the men they dated.. I still find it strange, I don't know how they do it. How do these girls confidently walk up to a man who isn't their father to demand for things their fathers can't afford to offer them? Girls, how do you lot do it? Listen girls, these men are NOT responsible for you. If you want anything, work hard for those things. Stop depending on these men. Always remember that you cannot get everything you want, but you've got to learn to be happy and content with what you can offer yourself while you work harder for more. Financial independence is a non-negotiable prerequisite for gender equality. Demanding equality from a man who takes full responsibility of all your expenses because you have conditioned him to such is like eating your cake and still trying to have it. That's demonic. The fight against gender inequality will remain hampered as long as the average Nigerian woman remains comfortable with being financially dependent on a man, and as long as she thinks it is her right to be catered for by a man..... because he who pays the piper, dictates the tune.

Why will the man do such a thing? He would have gone to the doctor for medical check up before sleeping with his wife, the man is wicked at the end of it all he might loss all but the wife and the child. Why has money gotten over our head these days, this man story is what I call vanity upon vanity

3 and 4 but the baddest is okada, they will put an empty tin two in your laps and also your armpit too making it four tins

iliyande:
Which Of These Nigerian Telcos Is Your Preferred Service Provider, As Regards Internet Services ?

1. Airtel

2. Etisalat

3. Glo

4. MTN

5. Ntel

Add yours if any

skip MTN out and also ETISALAT have not tried NTEL but AIRTEL is good but GLO nah grand master for data and credits

Abeg e make she go sit down for one place jhor

Men let's start ridding and start trekking oooooooo

My uncle please you have to own an educational something(NCE) for you to go far

Maybe the cow chew igbo leave or so

mengho:
pls let's be honest, something is seriously wrong with d woman, is impossible dat every member of her family & friends will just abandoned her. she might be one of those mentally challenged people dat refused to go home to be taken care off. just observe incase someone comes around to feed her, clothes her & checks on her.

But then again I might be wrong though, it could be every body in her family, village, neighbors & friends all don't want her at all

don't be to quick to say such thing

Well what I have to say is that lagos is too crowded for so many people, the government has failed us, also the system also. The federal government has and will also have a certain amount of money shared to each state, ask your self how many ghost workers do some state have? The reason is that most of them have forgotten about home(their state) they come to lagos to come and suffer for no just reason while in their state they use their absence as an opportunity to make them a ghost worker. Please let's go back home that woman will have aunty and uncle with family or relations let her go back they are so many things that are undone in our various places(state) please this is an embarrassment to human thank you

Igodo, evil forest , things fall apart, igbodo ,evil men, evil doer, billionaires club,etc

You day form porch and I no your daddy

The Air condition there is too much he should go home and sleep

850k and you want to give someone 70k for any body way find am, even if me I see am sef we go both sell am, just give us your account number we go send the 70k give you back pls have brain

Tell him your mind or you give him a latter

They will not send efcc for you, assuming say nah PDP you still day my guy you are on the list

Icecomrade:
Near possibilities.[/

]1. There are people around this scene contemplating suicide.
2. There are people on Nairaland contemplating suicide.
3. There are people reading this post contemplating suicide.
4. There are people who will eventually commit suicide after this.

Why?

They believe life ends with its troubles.

The truth,

Life ended in suicide doesn't end the trouble.

Plea

Don't ever contemplate suicide.

even you might also follow suite tooo, why will you say even some people reading it will eventually commit suicide after this?

Not even a bold2 sef

Wow, I have seen it my brodaz

I am bored today who want to chat with me? Am not joking oooooo

His blood is on their head

emmyw:
Joint Admission and Matriculations Board, JAMB admission letter printing for the 2016/2017 academic session is now available online. See How To Print.

Admission Letter Printing
This allows candidates to print Admission letters. Only candidates with admission will be able to use this service.

Price:₦1,000

Joint Admission And Matriculation Board, JAMB

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The Joint Admission and Matriculations Board (JAMB) has opened the portal for both Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination and Direct Entry candidates to access their admission letter online.

All the candidates offered admission during the 2016/2017 academic session are to note that their admission letters will be available for printing on JAMB Website from Monday 14th November, 2016.

HOW TO PRINT YOUR ADMISSION LETTER ONLINE.

To be able to print your JAMB admission letter, you need to purchase the e-facility scratch card from any JAMB office closest to you. After, you can now proceed to the steps outlined below to print your JAMB admission letter.


INSTRUCTION: JAMB ADMISSION LETTER PRINTING

1. You shall be required to create a profile via the Sign Up (New User) Page if you are a new user. For existing users, simply type in your login details. To create your profile, you will provide your valid email address, surname, first name, Mobile No, State and LGA of Origin and password, then click on the Sign Up button. Each candidate is entitled to only one profile.

2. Subsequently, you shall use your email address and Password to Sign In

3. Once logged in, you will be taken to the landing page where you will see all available services.

4. Select “Print Admission Letter”. This is available on the side bar or on the Home page

5. Once you select this service, a Transaction ID is generated for this service. This will be displayed on the confirmation page screen.

6. Review the details displayed on the Confirmation Page. Also, note the Transaction ID displayed in bold in red. The Transaction ID is useful for all future references concerning the Transaction. A copy of this transaction ID will be sent to your registered email address.

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After entering the information correctly, you can now print the Result Slip as shown on screen.

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Source: http://www.ngschoolz.com/jamb-admission-letter/

is jamb form out? Please let me no

DropShot:
I'm ashamed of this your post. This is 21st century and there are better ways of instilling discipline than this demeaning and reprehensible method.

I won't accept this punishment or anything close to it for my children from any school.

then how would they learn? Then you as a parent you must learn to wake up very early and also wake your kids so that when they up and they will prepare early for school

tukdi:

Look at what Apc has done to us!


Please nobody should celebrate my FTC because of the bad economy!

***rejects FTC Award***

lolz

Does the pin have validity period? And the payment is it accepted by all banks? Or do I use my ATM to pay? And also how much is it